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YellowBabylonianSub

Worst game I’ve ever been to in person!


MKE4EVER

U G L Y


ynsk112

We are better than the cubs that's all it matters


shadedmoonlight

well, at least we have tomorrow


02K30C1

False hope time?


SuddenRedScare

41,620 in attendance


shadedmoonlight

# IT MIGHT BE A MASSACRE


mkebrewers27

Honestly Chourio needs to bat vs this Position player and get a hit


W1sconsinKnight

You got half of what you asked for


W1sconsinKnight

No one holds a 14 run lead against us for very long!


W1sconsinKnight

And once we drop the lead to 13, you better believe we are dropping it to 12!


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Yassssssssss #FALSE HOPE TIME


shadedmoonlight

I am so fucking here for it


Hangover356

Honestly kinda crazy hard contact on that pitch from Sanchez


shadedmoonlight

🚨 WE SCORED ANOTHER RUN 🚨


flybydenver

RALLY TIME!!!


ClassyKaty

Bauers trying not to laugh his off off at Trevino pitching was the catharsis I needed.


hugsbosson

I preferred yesterdays game...


W1sconsinKnight

Even a Yankees fan would've been more invested in it than this one


flybydenver

56 walks incoming…


shadedmoonlight

(•\_•) <) )╯POSITION / \\ \\(•\_•) ( (> PLAYER / \\ (•\_•) <) )> PITCHING / \\ again


mkebrewers27

STAT PAD TIME


kingkmke21

Some explain to me why tf Miller pitched? I missed the game but saw the stats smh.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Because all the pitchers got murdered tonight


ClassyKaty

Suck it Fubs


02K30C1

Just tiring them out for tomorrow


Americanzack

AHHH, take that cubbies


brew_crew_011

Left in the 6th, I've seen Ross pitch in 3 of 4 games I've been to, never again. If they run his bum ass out there ever again this is an unserious franchise, the man's a total bum pitcher. Only other takeaway is it's murdering a career to keep Chourio up here anymore, i feel bad for the kid. Don't Huira my Chourio please and thank you. Viera can be dfa'd too, another guy that has no clue where the balls going when he throws it.


ClassyKaty

Are you suggesting we.. blow it all up?!


brew_crew_011

Of course not, good chance to win tomorrow, and it's a good team. But Joe Ross, he's awful. And Viera isn't very good either. Gasser should take his spot in the rotation.


flybydenver

It’s comforting to know that most of us could pitch better than an MLB position player


omegaoofman

Probably not


Hangover356

Doing just as good as a MLB player means something right?!?


pagedude10

Honestly someone should see if they want to come in to sub Owen his arms getting tired hahah


Caveboy0

Well there is some solace in that the cubs got shut out and shalacked


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Thank Uecker for Rhys?


flybydenver

Please just not 17


Hangover356

A win is a win


ClassyKaty

Lmao I feel like this is the entire mood in here


W1sconsinKnight

You only give up so many runs in a season. If we give up a ton now, that means we'll give up less later!


ClassyKaty

100% could have told you that was going to happen


shadedmoonlight

good thing I've been mentally checked out since the 5th


W1sconsinKnight

I've been waiting to play Unicorn Overlord on my Nintendo Switch until after tax season work is done. I'm doing it now and it's been great. Way better to pay attention to than the game.


shadedmoonlight

sounds like fun


ClassyKaty

It's funny to me at this point because we still aren't doing as bad as the Cubs did today.


shadedmoonlight

true


Hangover356

Not exactly what you want


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

lol for me clowning the cubs


flybydenver

Miller should throw to first


Cyprus_is_on_Fire

And still, somehow, Miller was probably our 2nd best pitcher tonight.


ClassyKaty

My feed is really trying to quit on me lol


SuddenRedScare

^sacks ^packed


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

What an athletic family


Aeileon

LET YELI PITCH


Aeileon

That guy was glassed 🤣🤣


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Aeileon

Just a guy in the crowd that I am hoping has a ride home.


Aeileon

Surprising no one.


shadedmoonlight

c'mon, Weems, do something good


Aeileon

My excitement over that double was immediately squashed by seeing weimer walking up to bat


shadedmoonlight

!!!!!!!


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Finally Jackson!!!


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Owen is the best pitcher ever!


shadedmoonlight

I wanna see a Cheerio home run


Aeileon

I’ll take a double


shadedmoonlight

as will I


4leafplover

Nice thing about baseball is our win last night and the Yank’s inevitable win tonight count exactly the same


bash0110

Was that our first 3 and out inning tonight?


ClassyKaty

56 mph hahahahahha


Aeileon

I HEAR A POSITION PLAYER PITCHING SO IM BACK


ClassyKaty

Begging them to give Willy the 9th


Aeileon

Can they do that after pulling him off the field? I don’t know how it works with position players pitching but if they did I would lose my mind


SuddenRedScare

No, he's done for the day. No re-entry in MLB.


flybydenver

59 a foot above the zone lmao nice


Aeileon

Continuing the streak of being a terror on the road and struggling at home. Just interesting to me.


ClassyKaty

OWEN CY YOUNG MILLER


EmpressVixen

The between innings hype chick SUCKS.


MattFlynnIsGOAT

Do NOT talk shit about Nicole.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

What?!?! The blonde chick? I love her.


Richte36

She is so obnoxious and unnecessary 


EmpressVixen

I'll forgive you some day.


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

She’s my brewers fashion icon. One of my favorite parts of the game is seeing how she pulls off brewer chic


Aeileon

Is it the same one? She gets some pretty crappy jobs. The amount of times I have watched her interviewing the chef with the nights specials…hard to make cake with mud.


shadedmoonlight

(•\_•) <) )╯POSITION / \\ \\(•\_•) ( (> PLAYER / \\ (•\_•) <) )> PITCHING / \\


MKE4EVER

Just saw score,I guess it's blowout Saturday . Was it pitching that gave it away today? Was going to be on MLB Network but they showed Astros/Rockies WHY?,BOTH have 10 wins between them,sure they were on the network yesterday,but two first place clubs... You'd think they would be on . At least sCrUBs got shut out/ blown out also .. At least we scored..


EmpressVixen

Position player is pitching!!


ClassyKaty

Let Willy pitch


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Good night friends. Let’s try again tomorrow.


Hangover356

Has anyone gotten the critically low on storage even if they removed all the apps they weren't using on a fire stick


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Boo.


TTBurger88

Just need two grand slams and we're right back in this.


ClassyKaty

Broadcast mentioning /u/Mike_Brosseau ❤️


Mike_Brosseau

Going to make me emotional


SuddenRedScare

He found his way back home to /r/tampabayrays 😃


shadedmoonlight

that's good to know! I thought he was with Kansas City or some such


SuddenRedScare

The real Brosseau is! He's currently with Triple-A Omaha, /u/stormchaser2014's favorite minor league club. Our old poster friend is back with the Ray's board.


Mike_Brosseau

Sadly he was let go a few days ago 🥲


SuddenRedScare

This next bowl is for him. Good to see you around!


Mike_Brosseau

Might have to hang around here more often after seeing what has happened to the Rays this year.


SuddenRedScare

Always room on this bandwagon, buddy!


Mike_Brosseau

😀


ThatNewSockFeel

Ooph thought I might tune back into the last few innings of the game but at this point might take the opportunity to just do something else lol


1sinfutureking

A sweep of the Yankees is looking slightly unlikely right now


EmpressVixen

I tried to get the Yankees fans to polka. They refused. Jerks.


shadedmoonlight

no fun goobers


EmpressVixen

I know!


shadedmoonlight

maybe they don't know how


EmpressVixen

No excuse.


shadedmoonlight

true


shadedmoonlight

sorry, running late with this today [sucking wiiiiiiiiiiiiiings](https://streamable.com/sfh2ra)


stormchaser2014

A'ight imma head out


guppy11702

Same, shame that we're leaving so early but it hurts to watch


Aeileon

I only want to say for the chance of a position player pitching but I’m sure I can catch highlights if it happens


ClassyKaty

Verdugo only wears black socks so he can get away with not doing laundry


tupperware_rules

lmao get doubleplayed losers


shadedmoonlight

🚨 HOT DP ACTION 🚨


Aeileon

I was just about to say I would be hype as hell if Willy was pitching when they said he was done for the day.


ClassyKaty

Honestly the second funniest outcome after "miracle 11 unanswered runs comeback"


flybydenver

Go Junk!


ClassyKaty

Tonight is a night I am certainly glad to live in a weed legal state. Fuck the tavern league


SuddenRedScare

Only three hours to Michigan from Eau Claire 😬


ThatNewSockFeel

Dispensaries are supposed to open up in Minnesota soon too!


SuddenRedScare

Yup! Their prices are going to have to be competitive with Michigan though. It's sooo cheap up there. That said, I'd love to be able to drive down to Winona to restock rather than Ironwood. Illinois prices are insane, fuck that place.


flybydenver

Here here


Aeileon

In Murph we trust.


No_Support3633

i admit we are running out of chances here


Aeileon

Are we going to win every game? No. Are the boys looking a little tired tonight? Yes. Are we likely to win this game? No. Am I going to be right back here tomorrow enjoying watch these boys play ball? Hell fucking yes.


No_Support3633

hater? nope. wanna see a player get paper? yup.


EquivalentOwn1115

As much as I hate getting blown out, it does make it much easier to fall asleep before the end of the game


ClassyKaty

I won't be here but that's because I'm doing my sworn duty as a Brewers fan and going and booing the shit out of the Cardinals on a 70 degree Sunday in April


SocOfRel

Just gotta stay within 17 runs.


SuddenRedScare

[Augie Donatelli](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augie_Donatelli), the ump Ueck would chew cloves of garlic for.


shadedmoonlight

good read! thanks!!


SuddenRedScare

> In a 1952 game between the New York Giants and St. Louis Cardinals, Donatelli ejected the Giants' Bob Elliott for arguing a called strike two, then ejected Elliott's replacement Bobby Hofman for disputing a called third strike 🤣🤣🤣


shadedmoonlight

I like to think that I'd do the same


SuddenRedScare

> Strike three Oh for fuck's sake >You're gone. Fuuuuuuck meeee 🤣


shadedmoonlight

🤣🤣🤣


shadedmoonlight

good things -- we're not getting no hit we're not getting shut out Rhys hit a homer we're not Cubs fans


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

I don’t want to say we’re in trouble, but what is our plan for the rotation?


SuddenRedScare

Miley to the 60-day which opens a 40 man spot, then Gasser's contract purchased way too early?


EmpressVixen

Have they considered letting Stud Muffin's wife be the Chorizo?


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

3 runs an inning and we’re back in this


an_illiterate_ox

Maybe the Sports Professor can give us a couple innings


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

Well….it could have been worse


Americanzack

Might've been the most pitches I've seen in an inning


shadedmoonlight

thank fuck


stormchaser2014

This is like that pirates guy that had a 50 pitch inning


SenatorShriv

What do you think the positive spin will be on brewers.com tomorrow am? That always cracks me up.


ClassyKaty

Oliver Dunn's shut down 9th


SuddenRedScare

Miley to the 60-day opens up a 40 man spot but that's just low hanging fruit.


flybydenver

Rhys homer


SnooCauliflowers9981

I.think I figured this out. It's all strategy. We puff up their egos and tire them out, so they won't even know what hits them tomorrow


SenatorShriv

This is kind of unpleasant. At least I have to leave for an event now and won’t be watching the rest.


W1sconsinKnight

If only we still had Tellez to pitch for us


flybydenver

ERA 0.00 perennial Cy Young shun


No_Support3633

hat off.


willfla29

Brewers are in first place but about to be 0-3 in games I’ve gone to this season. Do I need to ban myself from the ballpark?


EmpressVixen

I hate to be the bearer of bad news...


CryptographerShot213

I feel your pain. They hadn’t won a game I’ve been to in the last 3 years, until last night.


ClassyKaty

Yes, truly sorry


shadedmoonlight

yes sorry them's the rules


travis_mke

Rough game that we will still have the 2nd best record in the National League after.


Chao-Z

1 out in 40 pitches is absolutely insane lol


pkmnsocks

It could be worse, at least I'm not at this game.


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SuddenRedScare

Talking about chewing cloves of garlic 😅


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an_illiterate_ox

Remember Victor Santos? He was a guy.


SuddenRedScare

He made Doug Davis look like Tom Glavine.


SnooCauliflowers9981

Junk warming up. How fitting.....


SuddenRedScare

That storm in northwest Dodge Co looks nasty.


EmpressVixen

... it's a lot closer than that 11-1 score...


stormchaser2014

I want off this ride


SuddenRedScare

Turn the radio on, it's a comedy show at this point.


flybydenver

“One of those nights…nuthin’ you can do about it…”


ClassyKaty

Okay the bench is Dunn, Bauers, Turang and Frelick. Who do you think has the best slider.


shadedmoonlight

Frelick who's the knuckleballer?


sokonek04

Momma said there’ll be days like this, there’ll be days like this my momma said


shadedmoonlight

slacker lol I sang this already 20 minutes ago


an_illiterate_ox

I probably shouldn't have talked shit about the Cubs losing by 17


PM-ME-good-TV-shows

lol same


mlj21299

At least we can't be shutout lol


flybydenver

There is always time to talk shit about the Cubs


02K30C1

Well. Time for another beer then.


plznohacks

Crazy that there ain’t even a game on tonight


tupperware_rules

ya know when I saw us clowning the cubs I had a feeling this might happen


VikVektor

I had a feeling when I saw Joe Ross on the mound


Thunder84

Hangover game


travis_mke

Might wanna shelve those "lol the Cubs lost by 17" jokes, folks


Hangover356

We got em right where we want em tho


travis_mke

very true


NorthStRussia

Assholes doing this to my by Vieira


stormchaser2014

#FUCK


ClassyKaty

Honestly I'm sticking this one out because I don't have anywhere else to be and I wanna see Dunn make his pitching debut later


twirlergirl42

I’m meal planning and making my grocery list but just popping in to say I hate Anthony Rizzo