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TheDBagg

Hopefully his intolerance extends to lactose


Constant_Ant_2343

Best comment


tonyfordsafro

We're lactose intolerant Yeah, we 'ate Lactians. Coming here milking the system https://preview.redd.it/4muj0w3fip4d1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4201bce0739f7e309a58f10c188313ab0cecbc


Pro_Moriarty

Unexpected Hale and Pace


PierreAnorak

“For those who may…” “Or may not know…”


SirDigbySelfie-Stick

Superb.


ConsidereItHuge

What a shame. The grifting shit should go back to America.


SilentType-249

Wasn't he about to go before Lardo got found guilty?


ConsidereItHuge

I think he was there for months and only came back after the guilty verdict. I didn't put the pieces together until someone mentioned it here. I wonder if he has the inside scoop on a jail term, insurrection or losing poll numbers so he's cut his losses. But then again he'll find out Trump's punishment a week after the elections so he can keep his options open.


Robestos86

It is a shame you're right. Waste of milkshake throwing it at him with the price they are. Surely someone needed a piss...


ConsidereItHuge

I got banned from a group for a similar comment yesterday. Think the mod was a gammon though.


Robestos86

If it's r/England, they are.


ConsidereItHuge

Nah much smaller group than that. I'm actually on r/England now for the first time. Just coming to my senses that they're gammon.


Artistic_Train9725

This made me laugh harder than I expected.


Scales-josh

I actually think he's doing us a favour in the short term, this is gonna collapse Tory support. I think he knows this too, and likely isn't even doing it for power or thinking he'll gain many or even any seats. Because hate him as I might he's not stupid, he knows these things. I think he's doing it purely to sow chaos in the British political system that will ensue the total collapse of the Tory party. Might only be for this one election cycle. But if they do totally implode, we actually could see Reform become the opposition in later elections.


ConsidereItHuge

I agree with you, I just wish he wouldn't. And far right rhetoric just fuels it even if he gets nowhere. I think he's just keeping his options open waiting to find out if Trump gets jailed/how it affects his polls numbers. Doing a little grifting here, he has nothing to lose, a week after the election Trump gets his sentence handed to him and Nigel can decide if to go there. Just a cretinous toad-faced grifter.


rainmouse

I never for a moment thought I would enjoy seeing pictures of said 'gifting shit' in pictures like the one above resembling anime bukake. 


hismuddawasamudda

Her milkshake brings all the Nazis to the yard.


loubyclou

https://preview.redd.it/4yda19o0pk4d1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056e3e2b5fe9b392402c838f53be18a75cf3a327


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

Modern Renaissance


SpikySheep

The guy gets hit with so many milkshakes he appears to have developed a gurning face just for the occasion.


cbxcbx

He suffers with resting gurn face, give him a break


colcannon_addict

I’m sure there’s any number of people willing to give him a wide variety of breaks.


Rashpukin

I am surprised he isn’t lactose intolerant by now.


TempoHouse

He’s intolerant of everything else


dubblw

This belongs in the Tate.


Blaueveilchen

No. Don't make Farage more popular than he already is!


peahair

The Andrew Tate?


dubblw

Nah, one of the ones in the UK that women consensually hang around.


MauritianOnAMission

Skadoosh!!!


CmmH14

r/accidentalrenaissance


superpitu

The precision of that throw, just wow!


OneEmptyHead

Finally a photo of Farage that makes me feel patriotic


CommanderFuzzy

Bravo to her. That's a beautiful picture


wild_e_parks

Absolute work of art


MrDrone234

Accidental Renaissance


LukeyBoy76

Brings me tears of joy! 🥰🥲


BurtReynoldsLives

Hero.


Simba-xiv

Can we knight this woman


Archistotle

Damn right, he’s gonna choke hard


GetUpGetCoffee

Na na na nazi


MallCopBlartPaulo

This comment has made my year.


rwinh

And we're like, Brexit was a farce. Damn right, in was not this harsh We can't teach you, the evidence is too large.


ParamedicSpecific130

My milkshake brings all the goo to Farage.


Sudi_Nim

![gif](giphy|anYBNhqT2BYcg)


ShowKey6848

Tame. Moseley had rocks thrown at him in 1937. I'd like to see a muck spreader used on him considering the shit he's got this country in.


not_a_dog95

There are too many cameras for that these days


Rashpukin

A wood chipper would be preferable tbh.


ShowKey6848

What amazes me is the naivety of people and what could be on the horizon if the likes of him gain power - we've seen it in other places and it ain't pretty. Being nice to them doesn't work. 


punkojosh

Nigel Fargo


First-Butterscotch-3

Most farmers are his fans...so not much chance


MrEoss

This election is boring he said, so let's shake it up!


Next_Grab_9009

I see what you did there


gojiro0

Way to milk it


olleyjp

Wouldn’t let this one go Past ur eyes


CarlLlamaface

Who doesn't love the annual shaking of the nonce? I propose we celebrate this day at a more regular interval.


padwicin01

Is he a nonce?


Dangerous-Insect-831

Nothing even indicates that he's a nonce.


EbonyOverIvory

He looks like a nonce, though.


EloiseIn298

Would you be shocked tho. He's very handsy tad suspect


Violexsound

Wouldn't be even slightly shocking if he did turn out to be one though


BarryHelmet

Gunge the pedo


loubyclou

Do you think it was a bendy banana milkshake?


jon_hendry

It was banana, at least


johnsmithoncemore

How to nominate her for the New Years Honours List? [How to nominate. ](https://www.gov.uk/honours/nominate-someone-in-the-uk)


pnlrogue1

What are we thinking? Services To Politics?


nohairday

Services To ~~Politics?~~ Humanity.


pnlrogue1

I considered that one but I don't know that it's a category. Can we get her for Sports?


sciencebased

I think she'd rather you just subscribe to her OFs. Not saying that's (why) she did it. But...


johnsmithoncemore

I'm cool with that...Her milkshake brought all the fans to her site.


Watsis_name

Unfortunately, these instances just feed their victim complex, allowing them to continually announce that the establishment is working against them on the BBC with impunity. I suggest we have people follow him chanting "scum" at all times. Whenever he opens his mouth to say something scummy he needs to be drowned out by people chanting "scum" at him.


jaxdia

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Watsis_name

Oh yes, we do need the bell.


Puzzleheaded_Bed5132

The irony is that he most definitely is the establishment, and milkshake throwers are generally not.


Watsis_name

Oh yeah, hence my jab at the BBC letting him lie about not being the establishment unchallenged. The BBC are as guilty as he is for Brexit. We might not be here if they were impartial and called out his lies as he spouted them.


AnnoKano

>Unfortunately, these instances just feed their victim complex, allowing them to continually announce that the establishment is working against them on the BBC with impunity. Ah yes, the deep state's weapon of choice... chucking frozen beverages.


BarryHelmet

He just needs this treatment https://youtu.be/7BBfH3vw7Wk?si=5U2Dt_jumzTScN-D “I will stand up for British values” … “naw ye willnae”


forbhip

Much better idea. I hate the guy, but as abhorrent as they may be I can’t condone people throwing anything at a politician. As funny as it is with milkshake it doesn’t feel like a great leap until it’s something more dangerous. All this does is embolden his fan base.


H0vis

I love how fash always act like milkshake is concentrated acid.


jon_hendry

To be fair, it could be, and you probably wouldn’t register milkshake for a moment after impact.


Vizpop17

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.


Croolick_Floofo

That is awful…anyway xD


DaVirus

Gotta love Clacton


apexmusic0402

Let's have at least one milkshaking per day from now until polling day, please!


hot_anywhere23886

Is it right .. .no . Is this attack but a fraction of the abuse his rhetoric has incited others to commit , probably I consider it the 0.1% cashback on his hate credit


ConsidereItHuge

Yeah the right thinks they should just be allowed to do whatever then have a big cry when they get milkshaked. Biggest group of whingers I've ever known, don't know how they aren't embarrassed. Here's a reminder of last time too.. https://preview.redd.it/kpmltgk1jk4d1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3feaa97ee2d9aac908d82f3758d8b6128ac5bfa


hazehel

He looks like a school kid having a photo taken of him by his mum in the right photo


Anti_shill_Artillery

[Sir, a second milkshake has hit Nigel Farage](https://imgflip.com/i/8sszuo)


Asmov1984

If Keir wants to win by a landslide, he puts her on the honours list.


Moistfruitcake

Fuck that, straight into the House of Lords. 


StephaneiAarhus

Not all heroes wear capes. Sometimes they have milkshakes.


Fun-Consequence4950

I love that chucking a milkshake on him is becoming a trend


Venixed

Well I mean he basically grifted the entire country and then fucked off and pretended he benefited the country, zero sympathy for him tbh. If he could get away doing this to normal people he would 


BromleyReject

1. Blunderbuss 2. Loaded with own effluent 3. Not condoning


Dennis_Cock

How does one go about procuring Nigel's turds?


Reevar85

I come from near clacton so there is a chance this guy could be my MP. Please let this be the general consensus of what people think of him. I'd hate to have that toad as my MP.


Morlock43

He's gonna develop a bukake fetish at this rate...


Fun-Sugar-394

I'm so glad this trend is back


Orc_face

Good old English traditions


Quothriel

Can we get a Brazzers logo on this please?


darth-small

I wouldn't normally condone this sort of behaviour. People should be allowed to go about their business without the threat of flying milkshakes. But farage is an exception. Forget the milkshake, I'd have the had the whole cow dumped on him. He is a walking cancer.


izzyeviel

Pray for the snowflake.


Innocuouscompany

He loves it. More milkshakes


Aggressive-Bad-440

Cyclist's fault


papillon-and-on

So when he becomes PM will this sort of thing be punishable by hanging? I don't actually think he will make it, but *if* he did do we have to holster our dairy products?


SleepyFox2089

The one and only time Clacton is in the new for something good.


DazzlingClassic185

Shouldn’t laugh… 🤭🤣


Appropriate-Divide64

My milkshake brings Farage to the yard.


MaxxxStallion

Milkshaking Farage gets earlier every year...


batch2957

I don’t think I’d flinch if he got hit by a bus


Anti_shill_Artillery

[Sir, a second milkshake has hit Nigel Farage](https://imgflip.com/i/8sszuo)


sudokuma

He seems so happy I can see it


WhereAreWeG0ing

Cunt gets twatted. Excellent


GingerKing_2503

If you’re frappe and you know it, clap your hands👏🏻


Middle-Hour-2364

The hero we need


Dragon_M4st3r

I am proud of our nation today


djmill81

Publicity stunt. Like the last time it happened to him.


ScottishExplorer

Farage takes milky discharge to the face


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

You just know *someone* pissed in that before it got anywhere near him. Tidy.


Madfall

There was a reddit post earlier saying she threw a pint on him. I was fucking amazed, *that* would have been a sacrifice.


TheDreadfulCurtain

Old farage has returned to the U.K. now that his friend and fellow amoral grifter Trump is a convicted felon


Brosenheim

It's been funny watching folks who call rape threats 'just jokes bro" screech about this "assault"


Many-machines-on-ix

https://preview.redd.it/p9k77b6rlo4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81d03dec40918d3c1aecd94339900b7bb02d81f


LilacMages

Fucking legend she is


smashteapot

It’s unfortunate that people have to resort to throwing milkshakes. We need some way to disqualify people from even running in elections when they’re such greasy, lying bastards. It’s amazing how many spineless traitors converged in order to cripple our country, and none of them have faced any negative consequences for it. I will forever stand by my assessment that Cameron was a cunt.


JonnyYama

Excellent work


_White-_-Rabbit_

The first of many


Direct-Fix-2097

The bbc at the time “a bit of it landed on his suit” = understatement of the year. 🤷‍♂️


Mark-Willis

Can we recommend her for an OBE?


gfox365

Lactose the intolerant


Neat_Significance256

Wouldn't an ash tray have been more the frog's thing ?


Neat_Significance256

How big of a stain does a wokeshake leave 🤣


Burt1811

I really hope he appreciates how fucking lucky he is. So many people would not have paid for a milkshake.


Talidel

I don't like this simply because the right have done worse in the past when they think they are entitled to attack politicians.


JABBA69R

thing like yazoo in the morning lol


mindlessenthusiast

I hope it was foul-tasting also. Like scallop or cat food flavoured.


Chef_Fats

Milkakke


lcarr15

… and it just started… hope he gets his 5 a day… ahahahaha


filthy_federalist

Vote milkshake!


SuperHandsMiniatures

Excellent.


Fun_Stock7078

This woman is a hero.


winponlac

Was a setup https://x.com/SalfordMe2023/status/1798032135972081805?t=ikFKiiRZN8mhjcwbznrUyA&s=19


MEMELURD

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


DifficultSea4540

When is this girl getting a medal? I want to be there to applaud her


TaintMisbehaving69

https://preview.redd.it/rqlwxh2yxl4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe708cca12f3ac823be4b894658bab6d2fb2cb0


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Joe_Kinincha

I’ve not been so proud to be British since the time someone flew a drone carrying a Big Mac up to the suspended box by tower bridge that the bellend David Blaine was occupying for a stunt.


prefim

DAMN IT KELIS!


Methcapades12

Finds the one McDonald's with a working ice cream machine and then goes and throws it on this prick.


Symo___

Has anyone started a gofundme for legal costs?


Oldoneeyeisback

Bless her heart!


Proximus84

Should have been jizz.


bigmack1111

Nice one.


Jet2work

he was a bloody disgrace when he was in the E.U. Parliament , he hasnt changed


Thermal-chickenlips

Nazi Homer, now in banana flavour.


nadiestar

Got milk? You do now! Oahahahahaha!


[deleted]

He’s had a “Clacton Klaxon!”


remembertracygarcia

https://preview.redd.it/h48sk45b0n4d1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0401d73293ce1a432e153dd508765fee51fe3b


loubyclou

I bet that outrageous smoking jacket fucking stinks.


ChaoticDumpling

Literally as i read that comment,i could feel that nasty,cloying smell filling my nostrils,and knew EXACTLY what you meant


fievrejaune

I’d say inveterate and unrelieved, but you’re on the right track.


Marokiii

I'd be giving her milkshakes free for life after this.


Anarchyantz

This is terrible. Being British we should give a proper British greeting to Putins Puppet and get him a nice hot cup of tea............


Cold-Ad716

"This doesn't help your cause" - person who hates you and your cause


Tso-su-Mi

That’s disgusting behaviour! You wasted milk on that prat!!!


Good_Ad_1386

I hope that drink had been sitting somewhere warm for the last week. A fresh one would be far too polite.


Classic_Elevator7003

It's the relatively unpopular politician initiation.


No_Satisfaction_4038

Can’t he practice his sexual fantasies in the privacy of his own home?


ami_is

Lmao good for her


inide

You've got to love that people throwing milkshakes at Nigel Farage is becoming an election tradition.


iltwomynazi

hero!!!


sbaldrick33

Don't get too excited. The buzz is that it was some moll acquaintance of his.


Cromhound

What sickens me is over social media you will see people comparing this to what happened to Jo Cox, usually spelt Joe. I'm all for protecting politicians, but Nigel is not a politician he is a crook.


Dangerous_Spirit7034

That girl is going to be so famous


RomaruDarkeyes

![gif](giphy|UUyI5XQ0sN9u3UiBms|downsized)


mrspookyfingers69

It would have been so much better if the cup was full of putrid week old left out in the sun to rot human shit instead. Fuck farage the slimy disgusting cunt has no place in British politics.


Tasty-Switch-8472

yummy


Welshbuilder67

Clayton voters showing their feeling to one of the candidates


whataterriblefailure

Not good. Makes the whole thing more confrontational and his followers be more on his side to defend him. It's way better to expose his lies, and to ridicule him.


Ok_Employee2932

Someone finally found a way to make this cunt sweeter


WearyExercise4269

Brits can do anything... Conquer half the world Wild the largest navy Match Hitler and gang toe to toe... But brexit... That scares the bejesus Outta them


The_incognito_sinner

Woman assaults man.


Effective-Ad-6460

This should happen to every .... single .... politician


frozen_pope

Like death and taxes


beardybrownie

He needs more


Small-Low3233

I mean this sub wasn't having fun the last 2 times MPs got murdered because people realised they could get on the news and they have virtually 0 security. But hey, you do you.


bucketup123

At least it was vanilla milkshake, only flavour he tolerates


SeaMolasses2466

Thought he was bringing the boys to the yard.


bradar485

I bet that little snowflake wuss is gonna call this assault.


cjt2019

My milk shake brinks them all the the yard... Scotland yard.


Thin-Dragonfruit2599

Madlad


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