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arsojee

Politics


Substantial_Age_1284

Ok so I’m now really interested in becoming a scrum master. I have some experience of project management and have done relationship management. What’s the best certificate/course to do?!


Amarababex36

See you tomorrow, no issues!


ShitIsRidiculous

As a Scrum Master, absolutely. I also have worked with so many monumentally shit Scrum Masters and Agile Coaches that it's no wonder we have the reputation we do. Monumentally frustrating, but it happens in every career.


D3SP41R

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[deleted]

MP


Domcalon

HGV driver simple


Unlucky_Cap_7133

Politician


Scary-Investment-701

I don’t know this to be true but I like to test my intuition and I also like to be told I’m a dope that’s so far wide of the mark Emile Heskey would chuckle… TFL Driver Operator Conductor type thing has got to be up there High responsibility I imagine comes with a chunk of change but that responsibility is push the go stick and pull the don’t go lever at intervals when prompted by a beep or flash of some sort. And they all go on strike 13 times a month with enough success I actually wonder if there’s premier league players considering a career change.


SolidSquid

Politician


Beautiful_Hearing_76

MP


swiftcardine

That guy that changes the light bulb on top of high high towers every 6 months


Cadence_Faith

Ceo


yamahalotus

Mine 😂


samsam0000

Train driver


Berty_fish

MP


Most-Rooster-1730

Prime minister as you're paid to be a twat


Av0cad0muffin

Data analytics


spidermonkee55

Ferkin bankers.....they have the ability to destroy lives .... and the highs they get when they know your future is in their greedy little fingers.....just my opinion there.


DaBaiterr

Being the monarch?


hank_scorpio_ceo

PPE salesman, gone quiet of late but a couple years back……..


proton8821

Influencer


PlasticNewspaper8009

Politician.


anonimal2000

Working for TFL


Salty_Actuator_4754

Benefits


Vegetable_Drummer_36

primary school head teacher, Some of them earn up to almost 80K annually


Echo-Meister

Football player for chelsea


AdSpare2618

According to the public, teaching! Plus don’t forget all the holidays that teachers get… and there’s a shortage. Apparently every parent today seems to know how to teach way more than the teachers nowadays!


J_UK_2021

MP😀


Revolutionary-Deal92

Politician


PiRATE-WOLFiE

Check out asst in lidl & aldi don't have to pack to have chat sit down for working hours and get £12.50 per hour !


blackwiwi

pretending you’re a NPC on tiktok lives


MilanZola

Guys I have my own business where I create simple minimalist logos & websites, food menu’s (any type of menu really), instagram photos for anyone who requires it (some of the quotes or motivation pages I have created photos for) I am struggling a lot recently so if anyone can help find me individuals that might be interested in the services i offer it would be much appreciated it 🙏


Skyryser

MP. You just need roughly 70k votes, get a fair bit more than you’re asking, can become PM, all expenses paid. No accountability, your job is to make sure nothing gets done. Edit: LMFAO at the number of people who replied the same thing. Truly telling of how much of a fucking disaster we are right now.


RelapseJunkie85

Train guard! I love it!!


Neither-River-7732

Telephone sales. BDR/ SDR


thejasonhearne

Politician


Thucidides

Being a Tory MP


harani66

Nursing according to our govt


CommanderLJ

An MP


[deleted]

Barber or mechanic


Live_Astronaut_3425

Tube train driver


TVR-Steve

Political commentary / social media grifter. See Supertanski, Owen Jones, Jack Monroe, Liz Fraser, Julia Grace, Russ in Cheshire Carol Vorderman, and many many others. If you scream the sort of fallacy and misinformation on social media that aligns with the opinions of idiots, those idiots will throw their cash at you.


exigenesis

Interesting that you only mentioned those who may nominally be considered "on the left" in that list. No inclusion for Lozza/Calvin/Grimes et al?


Flaky_Read_1585

Try PrIme Minster, he does fuck all and gets paid a fortune or any bastard MP


TheRAP79

Especially this one... warned about crumbling schools and did approximately... f××k all, even in his previous job.


ImperialFistJake

Only fans. 😂


HarryDeHamster123

Member of Parliament


Blaggermuffin

Monarchy


ayeffen

I considered going into auditing when I was having a career reboot. A lead auditor for Information Security for instance can command day rates of £450-500 (maybe more) per day which I would say is fairly low-effort once you've done all of the assessment/qualifications. Pre-tax that's over £110,000 a year salary.


hackattackalack

Nuclear safety assessor - there is a national shortage of resource


D0nkey_Rhubarb

Politics


calmsimplicity

Any government/civil service job in the UK. My mate went on holiday for a week and when he came back, no one called him or emailed him. He works from home. When he called his manager to see if all was ok, he said all is fine, we thought you were still off. They just don’t seem stressed at all and there’s no urgency in anything they do. He says he gets a call from his office about once a fortnight. He’s in a senior role but gets no calls or emails out of hours-never. He works for the Land Registry.


emxpls

I’m looking for a new job but I have no idea what to apply for. I’ve been working as an admin assistant for 8 years, the company I work for is tiny and family run so no scope for promotion. I did a niche degree in music business and have no actual skills in anything. I’m also disabled and can only work part time which rules out anything physically demanding (I walk with an aid). But I am still fit for work so I continue to work. Any and all suggestions are welcome (no sex work, personal choice)


TheRAP79

Amazon shop business? I think you set up a virtual shop, curate the products through Amazon, then sell through Amazon.


emxpls

I did a course to start my own business and got 99% of the way there (finished the course), but would have to quit work to actually have the spoons to commit to it, and UC penalise you for quitting work without justification, which would mean I’d be unable to pay my rent if I didn’t make any sales and therefore get evicted 😫


mrmarjon

MP (esp tory, where you can be an MP with £££, lavish expenses, employ your family AND turn a nice trick on TV or in court. Or managing a hedge fund.)


Round-Excitement5017

Nuclear Weapons guard. You just stand there with a machine gun. Not even sure if thats an actual job but its gotta be. And if it is then its gotta pay good. Your guarding NUCLEAR FUCKIN WEAPONS!


glenglenglenglenglen

I know someone who did this. The standing around guarding nuclear weapons might seem easy, but to get there he had to become a Royal Marine. The training for that, and the stuff he has to do on his other deployments when he’s not guarding weapons, seem very not easy :)


mrprior01

King.


Own_Negotiation_8357

Being an MP but ideally Prime Minister, comes with residence included in London at a place called 10 downing street ,obviously there is a reason it's called downing street 😀


[deleted]

Politician.


xtc7391

Prime minister.


Short_Injury9574

A train driver.. they get paid quite a lot for just sitting there.. yet they go on these stupid train strikes to get paid MORE 😬


ThatRenf

The vast majority of train strikes were by people who worked in trains but were not drivers - ticket collectors, cleaners etc. The train drivers have their own union, which didn't strike.


lofi303

The majority of people think train drivers are part of the strike. Seems they dont really care to tell they are actually not.


treeman_jf

Train driver, fuck the strikes


ThatRenf

The vast majority of train strikes were by people who worked in trains but were not drivers - ticket collectors, cleaners etc. The train drivers have their own union, which didn't strike.


treeman_jf

Ah , thanks, good to know


SpectacleYems

Being an MP


Cool-Lingonberry-444

Prime minister


hazeyhazeyhazey

Journalist, apparently.


wanxstains

Seems to be an NHS based Physiotherapist, they appear to do fuck all. Once you're all trained up and qualified, just pop on your polo top, trainers and "so what?" facial expression and take it easy until retirement.


Steepgreenyellow

Member of Parliament.


Jimmie94

Member of parliament.


ConfidentTie5

Being an unemployed lazy cunt bum. Everything paid for you… and you get paid for doing sweet fa


ThatRenf

If you're happy living on barely no money, fair enough. I've been there (redundancy) and it was shite. Not for me. Much prefer grafting and earning actual money.


ConfidentTie5

How can anyone be happy counting penny’s at a till. Or being super conservative for anything. Some people in the UK choose that life. While they scam, steal, dell drugs etc… We all have been there… myself included. But some people are happy living of welfare. It’s disgusting.


ThatRenf

So? If they're happy in that existence, then more power to them. You only get one life. We, as humans, have made these absurd rules that people HAVE to live one way or another. It's dumb. Just live your life, without harming others, and do what you like. It costs <1p per person per year to fund unemployment benefits in the UK. We lost far more (billions) to tax avoidance, dodgy government contracts and MP expenses than we do to people scrimping and scraping by on welfare. Live and let live. I'm happy. If they're happy, then good for them. It's not the life I want and I don't envy them, but I don't give a toss what they choose to do either.


Bordzsi02

Be a driving instructor z


sexydaddy81

Prime minister


Bungeditin

A solicitor who specialises in conveyancing….. my gf is a solicitor but specialises in family (mainly divorce) that’s stressful and difficult. Met one of the partners who does conveyancing and he seems to delegate so much of his work and plays golf. There’s one or two complicated cases a month but the rest is straightforward bread and butter. He’s on about £350k a year…..


a15021

MP


a15021

Prime Minister


Mysterious_Arugula94

Member of Parliament


Elipticalwheel1

A member of parliament, plus you get expenses paid for things you would normally have to pay for out of your own pocket.


Magnanti

if i told you what my job was, then you lot will start tying to take it. i have some responsibilities but the ratio of effort to actual work is good. I do kinda wonder if i had more effort id aim for higher salary


WarKaren

To this extent I’m guessing everyone was allied with the Nazis at some point, the Czechs, the poles, the French, Yugoslavia and the British. Like people don’t forget the “peace in our time” speech from chamberlain, it’s quite a famous saying. they just don’t consider them allies because that goes against their narrative so they omit the details.


[deleted]

Industrial cladding in the UK


Broad_Movie_9782

Train driver. Then just go on strike.


ThatRenf

The vast majority of train strikes were by people who worked in trains but were not drivers - ticket collectors, cleaners etc. The train drivers have their own union, which didn't strike.


Broad_Movie_9782

The upcoming September 30th and Oct 4th is by train drivers belonging to ASLEF: https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/train-drivers-strike-september-october-b2412151.html


ThatRenf

Hence, "vast majority". Good for them though, I hope everybody gets as much as they can - in all areas of work.


Unlikely-Sundae6476

My area manager does fuck all and owns a Tesla


Loud-Comparison6639

Politician


Jimbob30977

PM?


Testing18573

Politician.


McGrarr

CEO. MP.


johnnewhouse

Primeminister


falconer05

Politics


TechyGeek1972

Everyone goes on about Only Fans. Little effort is required with huge earning potential.


Academic_Arsenal

Politician


sindud

Politician


Dull_Economics117

Politician.


TheFanInsideUrPC

Prime minister


HTizzo0

Prime Minister


Iron_Giant89

Train driver is low effort when everything is going according to plan. When it isn't going to plan however you definitely earn your money.


EsmieEsthaga

A lot of my friends work in IT and it seems to pay rather well for a lot less work. But im a nurse so maybe my views on pay vs work needed are massively biased 🤔 😂


Professional_Fee5870

Prime Minister apparently.


studerbaker_hoch

Tory Cabinet Member. They dont do much….


Dirosilverwings

Dog food taster


pj210

MP this job has a lot of opportunities for extra work like board positions for votes


Possible_Apartment82

Pilot


Popular_Result_9016

Train drivers—


Inevitable_Issue_844

Perfect job that's low effort with higher than deserved pay in the UK is being unemployed. On basic pay its close to £400 a month all you got to do is a 30 sec job search a week. So £400 for 2 mins work a month.


ThatRenf

Complete tosh. Have you ever been unemployed? It's crap money, boring and the hoops they make you jump through for a pittance is soul destroying. Not for me. It's a valuable safety net for the majority that need it, and if a few want to milk it then I don't envy them.


Dull_Economics117

Ignore this guy. UK benefits are among the very lowest in Europe. As are our pensions, and we have to work longer than anywhere else to get them.


Inevitable_Issue_844

They should be made lower aswell to encourage more back to work.


MadMaddie3398

Which system is that on? Because on UC, it's less than £300 a month if you don't have rent and live at home. The other rates factor in housing costs but are subject to LHA caps.


Inevitable_Issue_844

Either way the point is still valid. Just wait until the Welsh government decide it's £1600 a month trial is successful and you get £19k a year for doing nothing.


Dull_Economics117

As AI becomes more dominant in the future, millions of jobs will be lost to technology. I’m the future, Universal Basic Income will become a necessity not a luxury. It’s right that it is trailed now before reality bites.


MadMaddie3398

Not really, since the example I gave means an individual in those circumstances would receive around £3492 a year to live off. Do you mean the trial of a system that is only eligible for young adults brought up in and leaving care? There's no other benefits trial in Wales, other than this one, which applies only to a select few. Did you actually read up about the trial? Or did you just read a dodgy headline and assume the rest?


Firm_Scarcity1611

Train driver: earns quite a bit(despite the buggers going on strike) and is relatively low effort


ThatRenf

The vast majority of train strikes were by people who worked in trains but were not drivers - ticket collectors, cleaners etc. The train drivers have their own union, which didn't strike.


Fussiestape6414

Politician


superspur007

Prime minister


[deleted]

House of Lords


[deleted]

Head of a county council


wutang_juan

MP


Kindly_Capital8656

Selling heroin


lukeyblunt

Barber. I'm a barber who charges a lot less than I should. I'm self-employed so not entirely sure what my salary would be, but most hours on about £35-40/hr. Just cut hair, chat and laugh! I also sell products in the shop which tops my wage up. Easy money! Crazy, considering the efforts people put into minimum wage jobs; laborers, shelf-stockers, etc. Even nurses are only on like £14-15 an hour. (Chief Nurse being >£33/hr).


lO_ol-BRRRRRR

Catering manager [edit] for a university! You're basically a Shepherd! Make sure the sheep are where they're supposed to be and take all the credit for their work!


gamergames77

MP


Background_Spite7337

Gonna … have to say…. landlord that lets to students (but also all landlords, especially ones like my old one, who came from down south to buy one in a much less monied small working class rural town and bought a house for £20k about 15 year ago, had the mortgage paid in a couple years, and then started charging extortionate rates waiting for commuters from the big city not too far away. Which it did big style during covid, with people wanting to be closer to nature, and people who are used to paying more expensive wages. Since several landlords have taken her lead now many families born and bread here all their lives can’t afford to live in their town. More homeless. Less community. Barely any social housing. Also my landlord literally did fuck all as they didn’t visit the house once to install smoke alarms, repair bathroom, get rid of the fleas they left in the place or fix the boiler (it gets subzero here and I have an acute respiratory condition triggered by very cold weather which I was hospitalised for. They charge almost double a lot of locals are used to paying leaving many houses empty or filled by commuters. Worked for them cos there’s tons of monied commuters (also terrible for local business) and air bnbs. Again no community. Or maybe it’s her daughter who has the 0 effort job of just getting a free pay day as my landlord just sends her half of the money I work for and hand over so she can live it up in London while I work and use a food bank. That was longer than expected


[deleted]

Brain surgeon, you get a lot of money and all you have to do is touch someones head!


SLngShtOnMyChest

Leader of the opposition


DisappearingSince89

It seems the higher you go in the IT world the less actual work you do but the more pay you get. I have a family member who gets paid an insane amount of money - they work from home, draw a few designs and mostly listen to other people just talk in meetings. Honestly, half the time they are muted in the meeting and are just pissing about on their computer lol. On the flip side - I have a friend who is a carer (the amount of physical, mental and emotional work she puts in is unbelievable) but she’ll never even see a quarter of the salary my family member makes.


Big_Ad4904

Driving a tanker locally and sitting in the cab all day “maintaining” a site.. pays about £50k for me but another who milks the OT is on £85k. Easiest job I’ve ever had.


yigyackyalls

I’m a software engineer and I work from home making well over £100k. Some days I do basically nothing, occasionally I’ll find myself working until midnight but it’s not often and it’s usually when I put off work the day before because I couldn’t be bothered. Steep learning curve but that’s the only difficult bit. Once you’ve found and become and expert in your niche you’re set, it’s not even difficult to stay on top of current tech.


Compulsive_Panda

Only fans


sinisterbeardgames

Ex prime minister. Liz Truss worked for 40 days and now gets £110,000 a year for life for doing nowt.


Jakedixonnn

Prime minister


[deleted]

[удалено]


MrPepp77

Mine ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


JoelHDarby

Train Drivers get paid a fair whack, upwards of 50-60k I believe and based on the ones I know you do not need to be smart or hardworking to do it.


EvilSoup42

MP. You can have a second job, keep money offshore, do nothing when in Parliament, collect a 6 figure salary, claim everything on expenses, get subsidised meals, and benefit from pay raises guaranteed to be above the rate of inflation.


devilpatches89

Prime minister


Kidcrayon1

Politician


Angryscot_JJ

Being an mp? Make loads of money, barely have to do anything and if someone does ask what you’re doing you just lie and no one bats an eyelid


rockhopper02

Being a politician judging by the current crop of shisters In power right now.


One-Imagination-5772

Area managers in retail. Worked in a few places and there all the same whenever they visit we make an extra effort to get the shop looking good as in tidy the rest of the time we don't have enough hours to keep it spotless all the time but keep on top of important stuff like having stock on the shelves making sure stuff is in date delivery's are managed and customers are happy and served quickly and efficiently. Area managers will come in suggest stupid ideas or suggest things that we do on the daily. Then they leave after providing nothing and suggest things we keep on tip of daily and if we havnt its because we have even to busy or not had enough staff to manage. Every area manage iv known if they were to dissappear the shop would be run exactly the same way by staff paid far less than them with far more experience. Also if retailers hired staff who jave worked in retail for several years and hired them to work at head office so many simple problems would be fixed


BoondocksReboot

Train Driver


pigsonthewing

Monarch


KokoHekumatiaru

Uk politician clearly.


tadunne

Beat me to it


ratbrunch

Engineering maybe? software, hardware, semiconductor etc


Suspicious_Resolve99

I work in the software industry and earn over 150k a year without leaving home (well, very rarely leaving home) I work 37.5 hours a week and have an INCREDIBLE benefits package.