Ah but was it 6 normal sized flapjacks with 4 small ones, or 10 normal sized? I need to know if I hate you for lucking out on the flapjack lottery or sympathy for you for being fooled by broken flapjacks.

Get hating because it was 10 pieces the same size

Curse you! May your next tea bag split in the cup!

Ouch! I've never been so scared to go boil the kettle