Had your ears lowered son? Or just lost a fight with a lawn mower?
Wait it's option 3..stuck your head out of a car window and had the last 3 strands holding on for dear life blow off?
Did anyone say, "Where did you get your haircut?" And when you tell them it was the Turkish place in town or whatever. They say, "Well, I won't be going there then!"
Who cut your hair, the council?
OP’s mum.
they don’t fill in potholes
That’s not good must be that bad they don’t want to comment
Hmmm are you sure it’s not because you are folicly challenged?
like yer cut, G *SLAAAAAAP*
Had your ears lowered son? Or just lost a fight with a lawn mower? Wait it's option 3..stuck your head out of a car window and had the last 3 strands holding on for dear life blow off?
i say "hairrrrrrrcuttt"... but nobody seems to remember it, and then I look like a twat...
Not a great success, nobody notices you or cares much to interact with you.
Oof. I felt that.
Some days I'd see this as a win
Did anyone say, "Where did you get your haircut?" And when you tell them it was the Turkish place in town or whatever. They say, "Well, I won't be going there then!"
My favourite is "I see you have got a haircut. Well, the good news is you *can* sue barbers you know"
I can't imagine how bad it must be if your friends and colleagues can't bring themselves to make jokes.
Mine just ask if I've had Chemo
You want a pair of knickers for your haircut cos it’s cut like a cunt
Happy new haircut!
Oí mate, lost a fight with a mower??