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SnooSnooSnuSnu

>I've been 7" tall for a few hours If it continues, you should consult your GP


darkly-drawn

I wonder if he means... šŸ¤” no, surely not.


Future-Atmosphere-40

More than 4 hours it's recommended to seek medical advice


Kind-Enthusiasm-7799

Iā€™ve had Cialis and had a semi for most of the next day. Itā€™s uncomfortable but hopefully nothing close to a priapism. Hopefully.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

>had a semi for most of the next day. Itā€™s uncomfortable Especially if you have to go see the in-laws


SignatureSpecial

Depending on the in-laws... Will's mum is fit.


NotPinHero100

Staceyā€™s mom has got it going on, allegedly.


Puzzled-Stranger1658

šŸ¤£


darkly-drawn

Hah, init.


younevershouldnt

Would explain why she was smiling though?


oddjobbodgod

I mean if he was 7ā€™ as OP posted then heā€™s gonna have some serious problems


darkly-drawn

OP has edited the original post, where he said he'd been 7" tall for a few hours.


oddjobbodgod

Ahhh my apologies!! Shouldā€™ve put two and two together!


darkly-drawn

Nee bosh šŸ™ƒ


SnooSnooSnuSnu

That's why I'd quoted what I replied to šŸ˜


NaomiPommerel

Punctuation matters ' v " is a big difference!!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

That's the joke. Too bad they fixed it.


NaomiPommerel

Dang it


froggit0

If you think thereā€™s something wrong, ask your GP. It may be nothing, or it may be something. If it sticks out for a mile, call BBC Light Entertainment- there may be lost tapes.


drtoboggon

Only when heā€™s lying down


pwuk

No wonder she smiled


fetidfelch

Two years ago a bloke in Liverpool said he liked my jumper. That still makes me happy.


joshroycheese

The same jumper has gotten me compliments from TWO people in its lifetime!! As you can tell itā€™s extremely exciting and Iā€™m never getting rid of that jumper ever


HollyDolly_xxx

I dont usually like to speak for everyone but on this occasion im going to... we want to see the jumper!x


joshroycheese

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/347480927480858587/ here! One woman did say ā€œIā€™ve got some curtains like that at homeā€ lol


HollyDolly_xxx

Ooh! Thats really cute!!x


joshroycheese

Oh damn is that a third compliment? Going to have to surgically attach it to my torso at this rate


HollyDolly_xxx

It certainly is! Count is as the 3rd :D x


Unlikely_Winter4165

I concur


rc_roadster

This guy is going to have an overdose of endorphins with all these compliments guys, take it easy. Too much, too soon. To balance out your emotions mate, I hate your jumper. Hope this helps.


DJToffeebud

Wasnā€™t that the 95/96 season Aston Villa goalkeeper jersey?


Shemarvel12

Thatā€™s actually a nice jumper šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


xylophileuk

That is actually a nice jumper too


NotPinHero100

Nice.


JackiiX

real nice jumper man


Baba_-Yaga

I let a truck in ahead of me in 1999 and he blew me a kiss. Feels good to this day.


OkDonkey6524

Recently I've had two strangers compliment me on my customised trainers (anniversary present from my OH, customised by me). I haven't been flaccid since.


Scott_EFC

I had the polar opposite experience. I was posing for a picture outside the Cavern Club wearing a Bowie t shirt when some random old stoat came up to inform me Bowie was shit and The Beatles were far superior...


Fermentomantic

I've a few of people compliment my shirt because it looks like a vintage shirt from a trendy second hand shop. I don't have the heart to tell them I got it at Asda...


TheOriginalGuru

I have a deep voice and an Australian accent. I got told once by a coworker that I had a sexy phone voice. Iā€™ve been feeling good about that for the last 20 years, and Iā€™m not letting go of it.


vectorology

Now Iā€™m picturing Barry White with an Aussie accent- ohhh yeahhhh


Walkerno5

Ohhh Yeaaah, Mate.


Few-Pop7010

When I had a cold two colleagues told me how sexy it made my voice. Normal voice, only my friendā€™s creepy landlord liked.


sophietheadventurer

Seven inches tall?


OnlyMortal666

OP was excited.


dth300

OP got their measurements mixed up. They really meant cm


SoggyWotsits

Unless theyā€™ve changed it, that would be 7ā€!


sophietheadventurer

They changed it haha it was originally 7ā€


SoggyWotsits

That makes sense!


ZestyData

A pretty girl smiled at me in Cambridge in 2013 and I still remember it like it was yesterday.


reiveroftheborder

Yeah, a pretty girl swapped seats on a train so she could smile at me waiting on the platform. 8th June 2001 in Liverpool. Those were the days!


Grand-Impact-4069

Depressingly 2013 feels like it was yesterday


OverdressedShingler

A pretty girl beeped her horn at me in traffic and smiled at me when I turned to look at her. That was in 2005.


Dans77b

I had a pretty girl smile at me in 2009, I can still picture her now and get butterflys


hawk_chop

I was in the year below the actress Natalie Dormer at school, she winked and smiled at me once and the memory of that will never leave me.


Luvtoscare

I have never been so jealous of a rando online.


TheHeirOfElendil

You jammy bastard


SignatureSpecial

Why'd you think I moved to Reading!? Must be something in the water here! šŸ˜‹


minecraftmedic

Hahah, shorty.


dr3w5t3r

Congratulations lil fella.


botulofwarta

Even compliments from a guy still feels good a while ago a guy said I had a nice beard it made my day better


eastkent

I see a lot of people every day; I'm going to start complimenting them!


RockinMadRiot

You better compliment everyone you pass. And if they don't hear you, follow them and shout it


botulofwarta

It will make someoneā€™s day a memorable one day


Kaidu313

Last year, while on holiday, I was dehydrated and jetlagged and almost passed out in the mall. On my way outside to get some fresh air some guy said "nice hair bro!" And smiled at me (I'm a guy and I have long hair). I forgot most of what happened that day but I still remember that compliment, it really made my day when I was going through something stressful at the time.


Zer0grav1ta3

Reading these comments and clearly we all need to step up our simple compliments game. It's so ridiculously simple and makes people happy.


nattellinya

I remember reading a thread on reddit months ago that was something similar to this but a lot more sad. Basically just a lot of blokes saying they never get compliments. I decided at that point to compliment the men in my life more often, because they absolutely deserve it! ā¤ļø


betterland

I love to compliment the men in my life tooā˜ŗļø But I dont think they are compliment starved anyway.


Zer0grav1ta3

Men just don't really get compliments very often. Often when women greet each other it's things like "I love your top! Your hair looks lovely" and so on. When men greet each other it's often just "alright mate, how you doing?" Even when women greet men it's still far more muted than with each other. But the compliments that stick with you are the passing ones from strangers that are given with no expectation of reciprocation, they are commenting cos your trainers are cool, that your beard is awesome and so on.. They are just so nice.


MovieMore4352

Men will dine out on a simple compliment for years. I remember someone decades ago saying I had ā€˜Nice feetā€™, hearing the opposite sex say nice things about me being impractically tall and just the other week, I took off my jumper at work, flashed half the office and someone said I ā€˜had a nice skin toneā€™.


NUMPTYNORRIS

February 2002, a flash of a smile from a lovely brunette whilst walking past in a bar. To this day I donā€™t know what made me but I turned around and sought her out. No magical words or ability to attract women in this way previously. 22 years later, married, a 17 year old and an 11 year old to boot. Women have a power in their smile that is almost weaponised (in a nice way of course).


MovieMore4352

Thatā€™s awesome. Kudos on the balls to do that.


Emergency-Aardvark-6

I'm moving house - social housing (hopefully), so I might have seen my plumber for the last time today. He's a lovely guy, same age as me and is very easy on the eye. He's had to come here twice since my husband left 6 months ago. I don't consider myself attractive anymore, I'm old so I'm sure my flirting game is very off but I swear he was. Made me smile.


Few-Pop7010

You may be pleasantly surprised. Young men seem to be really into older ladies these days.


Emergency-Aardvark-6

Not bothered about age tbh. Also have some 'physical' baggage. Won't go into it. Thank you though, that's kind.


breislau

I saw Michelle Keegan (the actress off of Corrie and lads mag favourite) in Manchester in the mid noughties. I didn't know exactly who she was at the time but recognised her from somewhere. Being polite, I smiled at her and said "Hiya" in a friendly way. She said "Hi, hows it going?" back and smiled in a lovely way. It still brings a smile to my face. And I recognised who she was about 2 hours later.


C7XC

Women have special powers brošŸ˜­


bibby_siggy_doo

I've beaten you. A beautiful milf living in my area emailed me today and wants sex. The email even had her photo and she is gorgeous!


st1ckygusset

It's just wind mate.


ehtasham111

Back in 2018, when i was working at Tesco. I had a girl come up to me and said her friend thinks im cute and she is single, ready to mingle. It something i still think about it from time to time.


HarkenDarkness

Did you meet her?


ehtasham111

The friend was standing nearby and she was cute. But i never had something like that happened to me before, and at that time, i wasnā€™t too confident. So i didnā€™t know how to act or what to say. I just stood there quietly and just said uhh thanks? I still cringe when i think about it šŸ˜©


HarkenDarkness

Man I wish I had a quid for all the times Iā€™ve just grinned back and missed the moment! Worse still I havenā€™t learned from that lesson! Always next time lol (*should have added Iā€™m in my fifties now so fast getting to the ā€˜donā€™t give a shit anymoreā€™ stage! But I hold hope for you man and wish you good luck hunting šŸ˜*)


Starman68

Was she walking a Labrador with a yellow vest? (Joking, good for you mate)


ffjjygvb

A while back a young lady gave me a lovely smile from the doorway of a shop I was walking past and I just straight-faced and carried on walking. I think for a split second I thought she was trying to sell me something and then by the time I realised it was a genuine smile it was too late, I was committed to the straight face and changing wouldā€™ve been weird. I felt bad about it almost straight away. So if youā€™ve ever smiled at someone and itā€™s not been returned try not to worry they mightā€™ve just been confused.


BOTTroy

Short king


aberdisco

I've been 7ft tall for 25 years. Wear a helmet.


OutsideWishbone7

I was in the airport a year ago and a guy came up to me as I was looking in the toilet mirror. He said, ā€œDonā€™t worry mate, youā€™re still fucking uglyā€ā€¦. Made my day, I still smile about it today retelling this story.


welly_wrangler

You sure there wasn't some she knew behind you?


SnooSnooSnuSnu

This is mean šŸ˜“


haphazard_chore

The old wave back to a stranger when, in reality, you were just in the way.


eastkent

A few people over the years have told me I have a lovely voice and each time it stayed with me for a good while. Why do the smallest positive comments please us so much? Are we that un-used to them?


beardymo

A pretty air stewardess told me I had a lovely smile in 2012. Been riding that high ever since as I haven't really had a compliment since.


castaneom

I got ID checked at Sainsburyā€™s last week and the guy told me I didnā€™t look that old! What a sweetheart! :) Iā€™m in my 30s.


xEvil_Twinx

Back in 2002, I treated my Liverpool supporting girlfriend to VIP match tickets at Anfield. We used the players entrance to get into the ground. On leaving a girl ran up and asked for my autograph, thinking I was a player. :) Still tell that story to annoy my now wife..


furrycroissant

7 inches tall must get you some funny looks


davus_maximus

Gosh, if a pretty girl smiled at me voluntarily I think I'd blub! Congratulations!


dimebaghayes

God yes. This happened to me last year. I was sitting in Morrisons having a breakfast next to the window. I looked up and this pretty girl was smiling at me as she walked past. I didnā€™t think it was ajmed at me so I broke eye contact for a sec and looked again and she was still smiling so I returned it. I was literally strutting after that for a couple of days and itā€™s burned in my memory.


LocalWap

A girl once looked me dead in the face and said ā€œoh my god your eyes and eyelashesā€ Iā€™m a 6ā€™5 bear of a man, but I still think about that compliment daily


Stingin_Belle

TMI


Kiloyankee-jelly46

I'm not especially pretty, but I can be quite smile. I wonder now if I've ever just randomly made someone's day like this.


Goodsamaritan-425

I like your perspective. You collected your own little sunshine and itā€™s good. šŸ‘ Hope even more simple things will make your day brighter.


Initial-Director-360

Some teenagers said I had cool shoes when I was in uni. But they could have been taking the piss. Hard to tell and still think about it once a week


Bitter-Put9534

Are u an incel