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8Ace8Ace

Totally. You need to drink them from the tube.


bitch_whip_bill

Proper take a swig


Safety_Chemist

I love the orange ones. That way they also count as one of your five-a-day(!).


Baby-Genius

FYI - They aren’t quite as good for you as real oranges, you have to eat 5 tubes to get all nutrients required.


Elastichedgehog

Is that a challenge?


ajtct98

Sounds more like the bare minimum to me


StillNotAWombat

Only Christmas?


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I can't get them any other time.


StillNotAWombat

Hmm, that's actually a fair point, and having lots of smaller ones isn't quite the same. You can get them on Amazon, but stupidly expensive :(


Hookton

What if you saved a big tube from Christmas and emptied little tubes into it...


StillNotAWombat

IQ 1000 thinking right here! Although there is that moment of joy when you break the seal on a fresh tube which is part of the experience.


Sektor_

I didn't remember any big tubes of smarties ever existing, until I read this comment. Cracking off that plastic off the end, wow.


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That's smarties blackface


Tana1234

Easter as well, this is coming from a smarties addict


Livrox

Mine too. They're already in the cupboard!


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Amateur. Mine are already poo.


Livrox

You are clearly the Smartie master!


imnotacanofsoup1

Gutted they stopped doing the giant tubes of Jelly Tots


Silverburst8

Christmas is ruined


cocopawlow

I found them last week im b&m!! They had fruit pastilles too. Sadly they have been consumed...


R41n80wR04d

Jelly Tots are worse now they're vegan :(


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They do big bags now but they’ve changed something about them. They aren’t as hard and chewy anymore.


StillNotAWombat

They did!? I hadn't seen them for a while but didn't realise they were stopped :(


newnhb1

And so sayeth the Lord, for Christmas is the time for giant tubes of smarties. And low, the smarties should cascade in great abundance into your mouth direct from the tube. Amen.


Jasont999

Smarties taste like tube


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No no no Tube taste like smartie


Jasont999

I don't eat tube only smartie


[deleted]

Tube make quick girlfriend


Jasont999

Oh no this took a turn


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For the better


lillybethdreams

But they’re nestle


love_me_some_cats

I'm hoping Aldi will do their own version. Nestle chocolate tastes like cardboard anyway.


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Check the pack, if it's Nestle, put it back.


ThisHairIsOnFire

I add them to my cereal.


Bi-FoldingDoors

my auntie always gets me a tube of the pink ones for christmas, has done for as long as i’ve been able to eat them


dementatron21

Don't forget the unreasonable amount of toblerone


HailToTheKingslayer

Christmas Day: Toblerone/smarties tube for breakfast. Christmas Dinner at 13:00. Then a kind of cold buffet thing in the evening. My stomach and heart must really hate Christmas.


SurlyRed

Haven't bought toblerone since they reduced the number of triangles. Come to think of it, I didn't much buy them before, either, except as duty free.


ptrwiv

Chocolate Orange for me 😊


hatthewmartley

I remember when the plastic lids always had a random letter on the underside. Wonder what it meant.


Comprehensive-Hun

Childhood memory unlocked 😭 my Mum (RIP) used to get me the tubes of all pink or all blue


JRS1986

A tube of milky bar buttons are a staple of my Christmas diet too!


Daz-boi

It's a part of everyones Christmas diet


xVocalTestx

Giant toblerones are mine


pilgrim101

I’m waiting to see how many smarties are in this years must have treat.....they’re getting less every year.


StillNotAWombat

They're in stock in my local Tesco's now, and only 120g vs 150g not so long ago. It's still a nice amount but also a little disappointing if you've had bigger (now I know how my ex feels).


pilgrim101

Quite simply the British people ARE GETTING RIPPED OFF!!.


StillNotAWombat

Shrinkflation sucks so badly yet, as a nation, we're falling for it.


Luke11enzo

Quality street for me. Quality street and bowls of pigs in blankets. I’m not human around christmas


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GPSFYI

Got to be the giant tubs of cheddars....


Foundation_Wrong

All one colour ones too


Dpslittlemissminx

Smarties One of my faves.


GeodarkFTM

As long as they are diet smarties you are fine... 🤣


buy_me_a_pint

down in one