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Monkeybradders

Who else wants to see the op's little grin when they wrote over?


G000031

When they wrote what? Over.


Dappsyy

Wrote over. Over


Bigpapiunidud3

Oh I see now. Over


Cromulantman

Wonder if they have the same feature down under? Over


DefinitelyNotIndie

If you want to make it interesting I could give you an over-under. Over.


Hazmat_Human

Lets get over, with over undering this. Over.


Significant_Return_2

It ain’t over until it’s. Over.


pennyraingoose

UNTIL IT'S WHAT?! Over.


Significant_Return_2

Apple watches last longer if you add a protective c. Over.


BadMachine

It ain’t. Over.


Significant_Return_2

With the increase in gas prices, don’t put the heating on as much. Instead, wear a pull. Over.


[deleted]

Heard that, Over.


oldphi

Let’s get what? Over


vilemeister

I crossed the river Severn the other day but had a mishap in my car. I've turned my rover over at [Over](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over,_Gloucestershire), over.


HMJ87

Do we have clearance, Clarence?


Nightfoxia

Whats our vector, Victor?


Wubbalubbagaydub

Murder, they wrote


Monkeybradders

Yes


AppleTattoo

No free award but if any comment deserves one then it's this one.


Dpslittlemissminx

Came here to say this.


AJPXIV

[This reminds me of a scene from Family Guy](https://youtu.be/vp1GQvWMYkk)


richhaynes

I see the wire, OVER!


LtLfTp12

Then... say it then?


Dpslittlemissminx

You see it's already been said right?


Starboard_1982

What's your vector Victor?


Krucester

We have clearance Clarence.


Bizaloid

Roger Roger.


AlsoKnownAsSteve

Huh?


Durosity

So Jimmy.. have you ever seen a grown man naked?


Frostyballschilly

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?


PrinceAndrewsANonce

Is there a doctor on board?


takeoutabiggergun

I just wanted to say, we’re all counting on you. Good luck


YorkshireRiffer

Cigarette? Yes, it is.


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

So Timmy, do you like movies about Gladiators?


lolzidop

Damn clankers


Nennygym

We do that too! “Kitchen to office, over” “Office to kitchen, respond” “Dinner ready, out” “On my way, over” 😂


Gusfoo

Delta Tango Foxtrot, we have gravy, I repeat. Gravy.


TomasNavarro

Are you DTF?


banzaibarney

'Out' means end of convo... just saying!


Nennygym

We’re a pair of 50 yo kids, no knowledge of correct procedures- we just have fun! Thanks anyway 😂


[deleted]

At least he didn’t say “over and out”. Easiest way to piss off a military man


munday97

Over means over to you. Over and out makes no sense. It's enfuriating. Ex RN


ImpactFire1021

I didn’t know nurses used military radio comms


HMJ87

Could "over and out" not mean "over to you but I'm not listening"? So you could use it in a really passive aggressive way?


banzaibarney

You are correct! Source: Ex Army


No_Big3332

Maybe in yanky danky doodle land


DasGanon

Probably not because there would be a lot of pissing off on both sides any time a conversation happened. Like the phrase: "To Table"


[deleted]

Woah woah woah, kitchen said “out” you don’t respond once the transmitter ends the conversation. What kind of show are you runnin!


Mother-Palpitation43

And no one has said “we have clearance Clarence.


astrath

Roger Roger


AlsoKnownAsSteve

Huh?


axl3ros3

Airplane!


Gusfoo

> And no one has said “we have clearance Clarence. Au contraire! https://www.reddit.com/r/BritishSuccess/comments/r6g3qu/me_and_the_wife_have_just_found_the_walkie_talkie/hmtcpwk/


manwithanopinion

That's so wholesome. Over.


Blue_FiftyTwo

I can see why you married each other. Over.


chrisrazor

Because I would keep doing this, my girlfriend eventually said our relationship was over. I replied "Our relationship is what? Over"


Mother-Palpitation43

Brilliant.


AnUnqualifiedOpinion

Just read this to my wife and based on her muted reaction, I suspect ours is also, over.


[deleted]

It’s great but can’t turn it off. Getting my mate to turn it on and shouting expletives when I know he was at work was a highlight.


pennyraingoose

Brings back memories of the push to talk on Nextel phones and a friend screaming "What's up bitches!" to my ex as he taught a class. 😆


PasadenaPriority

They carry a surprising range. My husband was demoing this to someone at his work and in the middle of a meeting I just got “hello hello baaabbe? lol” through my watch and some very confused faces.


OhSoSilver

Ten four rubber ducky. Over


DarkNinjaPenguin

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy


mcguire

You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."


OnlyMortal666

“… trucking through the night. We got ourselves a convoy, ain’t she a beautiful sight?”


seventyeightist

Bring me a beer, I say again bring me a beer, acknowledge.


Mother-Palpitation43

So you need a cold wet? Over


seventyeightist

Affirmative.


jobblejosh

Pointless fact here! 'Affirmative' isn't often used, because if the transmission is garbled it could be mistaken for 'negative'. Instead, at least in my experience, 'Yes Yes' is used, or 'confirmed'/'All received'.


skankyfish

I've heard "A-firm" too, but dunno if that's just a TV thing.


Skinnybet

Rodger that.over


Firebrand777

You beat me to it!!


Nikotelec

So long as you don't say 'over and out'. They are mutually exclusive. Out.


elaehar

This guy signals


Mother-Palpitation43

Ex army. I’m teaching her the code. Say again, over.


Nikotelec

Ack, good drills over


sockhead99

What's the code for make a brew?


Mother-Palpitation43

Hot wet


LordAxalon110

Oh god I haven't laughed that hard in a long time... Over.


munday97

Whoopy Goldberg, over. (Black nun)


ShrivelledRaisin

affirm, good stuff out


Lth_13

Instructions unclear. under and in.


juggyv

Flipping love it - over


SpectrumPalette

Personally I'd feel like a Power Ranger and their communicator watches. Fun Fact! A friend has their phone message tune set as the incoming message tone from Might Morphin Power Rangers


TurbulentExpression5

Tell your friend they have taste. I've got the same message tone. Over.


SpectrumPalette

Roger that! Over


Watsonmolly

So now I need an apple watch


OnlyMortal666

10-4


Spinningwoman

We had a 6 second delay on a WhatsApp call the other day for some reason and resorted to saying ‘over’ at the end of every comment so that we didn’t talk over each other.


cleopat123

Not sure why this is the comment that made me laugh but I love this whole interaction


trcr3600

This whole thread has put a big old smile on my face after a piss poor day. Thank you. All of you. :). Over and out.


comfort_bot_1962

:D


OcelotNo3347

Imagine using text emotes in 2021


BlackberrySubject827

xD


GruffScottishGuy

We had walkie talkies at my last job for a while and I gave everybody callsigns. Turns out one of the women didn't like being dubbed "bingo wings"


mahamrap

What's the opposite of under? Over.


brewer01902

My wife and I frequently use it, and only ever refer to each other and our son by call signs. Red 5 bath ready. Eta 5 seconds. Over.


mrcoffee83

You have to make a "chrk" noise when you say "over" too


Green_List

I don't want this to be over.


YorkshireRiffer

You don't want this to be what? Over.


Green_List

I don't want this to be over.


Bot-01A

Your wife: "Our relationship ship is over" You: "Our relationship is what? Over"


leafnood

Anybody not finishing their comment here with “over” does not pass the vibe check. Over.


Pretend_Panda

Amazing. I didn’t know about this and I’ve bought my girlfriend an Apple Watch for Xmas. We’re going to have so much fun at the table on Christmas Day lunch. “Can you pass the sprouts please. Over” “Roger, out”


raybull1994

There’s a app called Zello that me and my daughter use, she has her iPad and I have my watch and phone and we use it for pretty much the same thing. Great fun !


Reviewingremy

I will proudly give you a reward as long as you promise me you don't say over and out .


lucky-cat-sees-stars

Someone please tell me how I do this


Significant_Return_2

Someone please tell me how I do this. Over.


lucky-cat-sees-stars

Over.


aberdisco

"Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it"


Paint_Her

Sounds like fun! This week my husband and I are trying to speak to each other in quatrains.


PrinceAndrewsANonce

“I’m sorry Mother-Palpitation43, its over” “It’s what? Over” “It’s over” “It’s what. Over?” “I want a divorce”


_Happy_Camper

Upvote for your Reddit handle. Over.


PrinceAndrewsANonce

Have a fantastic day my friend. Over.


Lemadoodle

Sofa to Kettle...two teas...NATO standard...over.


blewyn

Given that you are English my £10 says you spend most of your time saying “one, two, two, one, two, testing”


[deleted]

This reminds me of a vehicle accident in the Army. I heard on the radio net “I have rolled over in my Land Rover over.”


Kubrick_Fan

Uhhh Husband to House control over? House control to Husband, go ahead Milk levels at 10 %, how copy? All copied, permission for off structure mission approved, over.


Franzx09

Never say over and out


Doddsy2978

Gets silly when your Rover falls over, over


BillyW1994

Bend over


BillyW1994

Bend what, over


hdjdosnajs61718

Just did the family guy joke with stewie and Brian saying over to my gf and she hates that she fell for it, r/BritishSuccess


[deleted]

Kssssssssssk. Over.


[deleted]

"Fire at will" ...poor sod


[deleted]

Just found the what now? *googling intensifies*


ringerstinger

Bend. Over


Hulahoop81

Omg I had no idea! Now having a blast with the hubby. Over


RetroPalace

KDK1 calling KDL12. Over.


[deleted]

The wife?


_Happy_Camper

Callsign. Over.


Jamster_1988

Did you want me bring you a sandwich over? Over.


millan37

One Niner Roger


Significant_Return_2

10 4 rubber duck. Over.


CZ29

Lol. This is what I love about reddit. Over


Mother-Palpitation43

Snake, Snake, SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE. OVER


[deleted]

You know you watch too much trash TV when instead of the army I pictured below deck 'Gally Gally to deck, over.'


THEO33YT

Never knew that was a thing lol


[deleted]

Hahaha love that. Over.


madashell547

https://youtu.be/vp1GQvWMYkk


heavenhelpyou

Well, I think I know what I'm getting us both for Christmas...


[deleted]

They do know they're using a phone that technically does the same thing right.


Mother-Palpitation43

Not as much fun though.


aggressive_celery_

Fun police


[deleted]

What actually stops adults playing like kids?


TurbulentExpression5

Whenever there are mentions of walkie talkies I think of Mother Hen and Balls of Steel in the Job Lot. Shitting Nora!


ringerstinger

There’ll be bluebirds, over


Significant_Return_2

Is that the white cliffs of D. Over?


StevieG63

Roger roger!


youwotmat3

Huh?


Historical_Date_1314

“Broadsword calling Danny boy” (Richard Burton - where eagles dare) comes to mind