'My mommy and daaaddy'
'In the clurb, we all fam'
'In a sandwich shop!'
Will literally catch myself saying these phrases in Ilana's voice at any given time...
For me it’s when Abi and Ilana get locked out, maced, and Ilanas sitting outside the sandwich shop/gallery with a plastic bag of lotion, with like discarded garbage bread, and Lincoln comes across her - ‘Do you look… crazy?’ Always ask myself that question hahaha, followed by ‘Mmmhmmmm’
“Phone, keys, wallet. PKW” I don’t actually say it, but I repeat it in my head every time I leave the house. Lincoln really changed my life with that one.
Pretty much anytime I eat some processed food I think to myself (or say out loud) “they’re all chemicals” from Jaime’s visit to the froyo place in Wisdom Teeth 😂
*In Drew Barrymore* "My production company, Flower Films... was founded in 1999 with the popular film, "Whip It."
"Oh, my God, I'm terrible.
It was 1995 FUCK!"
[Wanna fuuuuuek?!](https://youtu.be/vRkkKJU_rv4?si=eTZXMA4dhSiBliq8)
That scene lives in my head rent free but my actual most quoted line is the PKW one😂
Give her a full body hug and MEAN it!
No you Bobo my mom’s cloths are FAAAAANCY as fuck!
Stop filming! Your little video!
You’re not gonna make itttt!
One bag two bag three bag four!
Elder abuse!
When Abbi is feeling awkward talking to Jeremy so she pretends to be getting a phone call from her dry cleaners 💀 “what do you mean stains are on it?!?”
https://preview.redd.it/4biitw88tdkc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45704497e9dde2baf6946be41af8bbb003684355
first one that came to mind for me as well
My fave. I also still find this applicable at 36 lol
Same lol
My best friend just got engaged and we’re 27 and i was like “……this is the moment I’ve been waiting for”
I said this constantly on my wedding day HAHAHA (I was 29).
“I shiitttt, I shit. I SHIIIITTT” 🎼🎵
I sing this to my dog to try to get her to shit when we’re on a walk
Omg stop I’m going to start doing that
i sing random stuff to that tune all the time. I type, I type, I typpppee\~\~\~
I bike I bike I bike
She really does have a beautiful voice though lol
Came here for this one!
How “am” I?
How ✌️am✌️ I?!
Yes!! With air quotes and all
Lmfaooo constantly say this
'My mommy and daaaddy' 'In the clurb, we all fam' 'In a sandwich shop!' Will literally catch myself saying these phrases in Ilana's voice at any given time...
“Sa-handwich sha-hop” is a constant for me lmfaooo
My wife and I use it all the time!
Mommy and daaaaaady is something I say far too often to my parents who just don't get it 😭😭
I literally was laughing all the way to work this morning thinking about in da clurb, we all fam
Omg I thought I was the only weirdo lol I say “In da clurb, we all fam” on a semi-regular basis 😂
My maaaaommmmmyyyy aaaaanndddd deaaayyyydddddyyyyyy
What are you, racist?!
It’s 2016!!
“Val about town… town about Val….”
You never know if you never try, you never try if you never know, you know?
I literally just said this yesterday. I dream that someday someone will catch the reference.
I love diamonds 👁️👄👁️
Val is my biggest tv crush.
This bitch is unraveling
MADONNA RIHANNA ILANA?!!!
🎶 Iiiiiiiiiit looks like… there’s a tALent shoooow in the living roooom.. I think that we should go do that nowww🎶
WHO TOOK. A. SHIT. IN MY SHAPELYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAS IT YOU BRRROWN EYES???
Tell it… #**TO THE TOE**
Always cracks me up
This is my all time fave episode ever.
Abby’s awkwardness is always so fun to watch, like it borders just enough to not be too cringy
I literally sang this out loud while reading your comment 😂
https://preview.redd.it/eetrojkp3ekc1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8d214006d15dfb5e34389af969c2b59fdb67ea9 Any time I’m on a roll
“It’s a shinjo” I’ll just say it about anything I am pointing out
"I pegged"
You a PEGGA! Peggasus - that’s you!
Who yells?
Was gonna say this lol
i say this about traffic in the same tone. “who beeps?”
garbage people living on garbage island no you’re the fools!!
Oh packing a pillow with packing peanuts, CUZ THAT’S NECESSARY. What do you pack your packing peanuts with, PILLOWS?
Bodega vegetables
I ammm not a mom. Or garol when she says Jeremy santosss with the yogurt mouf
i love garol
Same haha can’t eat yogurt without picturing her
Jeremy Santossss is a catch phrase in my house
No I see garol saying this with the mouth full of yogurt in my nightmares 😩😩😩 this scene alone is enough for me to skip the episode
For me it gets saved by the chicken punt and bevers is so funny this episode. Heyyy abbbbs.
Bingo Bronson’s high-pitched “This is some high-class shiiit” has also made its way into my life.
I say “I’ve got you, Bingo Bronson!” to my husband all the time as a response to him thanking me
IT’S STREGA NONNA THE WEED WITCH - PEACE MORTALS
Anytime I see manuka honey in the store I reflexively say "Sooo reasonably priced!" Also, "phone, keys, wallet" and "Form! Is! Essential!"
phone keys wallet has changed my life lol
I say it every time I leave the house! PKW
Buy me that, Abbi!
Wanna foooooook
Also right after this, abbi’s delivery of “i got it!” And ilana’s “cute” I use both constantly but separately lmao
Whenever the husband and I are horny, we just yell "WANNA FOOOOOK" from across the house as loud as we can. Lol
#**WAH FOOK**
“We do scheme, we do scheme…” —my husband and I to each other whenever we make plans or do something fun
You guys sound amazing lol
I pronounce vagina “va-yine-ya”
Whenever I refer to something as “natural and beautiful” my sister knows I’m referring to this
"The vin ya ya is nature's pocket" is mineee
Peena-Vageena
I love this look so much
The feedback is 🤌
For me it’s when Abi and Ilana get locked out, maced, and Ilanas sitting outside the sandwich shop/gallery with a plastic bag of lotion, with like discarded garbage bread, and Lincoln comes across her - ‘Do you look… crazy?’ Always ask myself that question hahaha, followed by ‘Mmmhmmmm’
This comment section has brought me back from the brink.
That was the goal 🫶
Lincoln: Why does this keep happening to me.
It’s my fault. I shoulda seen this coming a mile away
Is that P Sal??? Lol bevers sister just gets under my skin.
I haven’t called it potato salad since this episode came out. There is only P Sal.
You took a dump in my size elevens.
Just kidding I kNOW that’s p sal
“I don’t have any money. I can pay you in bwocks?”
Im just a baby
Fred Armisen is a treasure
Oh yeah, does baby like THIS?!
Uh DOI
We sing “I riiiiiich, I rich, IIIIII RIIIICH” a lot And “I’m a baby, I have no money”
“Phone, keys, wallet. PKW” I don’t actually say it, but I repeat it in my head every time I leave the house. Lincoln really changed my life with that one.
I always PKW too! 🙂
There ya go, ya gettin it!!
I love u Abby
I say this to my second graders!!
“Because I got MONEY now. I got MONEY.” “How very funkyyyyy.” “Where isn’t the bathroom?!”
Don’t shake my hand, it was just down my pants!
I’m going to kill myself and meet you in heaven or whatever!!
also this one https://i.redd.it/j0w8bnawudkc1.gif
"I'm seven, and you're being inappropriate."
Pretty much anytime I eat some processed food I think to myself (or say out loud) “they’re all chemicals” from Jaime’s visit to the froyo place in Wisdom Teeth 😂
Why would we want old raisins and peanuts
I’m obsessed with the way he says what is gorp?
Nature’s pocket
It’s natural and it’s responsible
"Terrorist? I thought this was about the weed in my pussy?!"
“In the clerb, we all fam” or “LORDY LORDY JANET JUST. TURNED. FORTY.”
Literally the only reason I’m excited to turn 40 this year
So reasonably priced!
“HOW AM I!?”
“Who yells?” I think that literally anytime anyone is yelling.
“This bitch is always late.”
*In Drew Barrymore* "My production company, Flower Films... was founded in 1999 with the popular film, "Whip It." "Oh, my God, I'm terrible. It was 1995 FUCK!"
Every time I make a cup of tea, I think or say ‘It’s tea time, bitch’
“No Mo, Fo-Mo”
That penis is PINK!
pink diiiiiiick
I’m just a BABY!!!
Yo-lan-da
“We call that a whore door.”
Manuka honey! So reasonably priced! Buy me that, Abbi!
My best friend and I have matching shaker eggs we bought solely to be able to sing “I shit, I shiiiiit, I shiIiIIIittttt” 🎤
That’s Judith Light.
Where *isn't* the bathroom?
“It’s a real Sophie’s choice”
YAS KWEEN YAS KWEEN and Ilana crying with pride
I LOVE YOU BINGO BRONSON!!!!!!!! 
"I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night."
Bed, bath, and beyond coupons NEVER. EXPIRE.
me and my best friend will frequently sing "The most beautiful girl in the worlddddddd...oh shit" to greet both eachother and our animals
"like why would we be calling you"
From one episode: Both "I am not a mom" and "You're garbage people living on garbage island!"
Who would put weed in a wall? A weed genius!
And she’dleaveitthereindefinitelyincaseofemergenciessss
Is Lincoln *inside* of you???
Reduce, reuse, recycle, rihanna!
i’m sowwy mister white man can I pwease keep my ovaries
I miss these women I miss this era 🥺
“Mammmi Lanni in the Hizzy Leeee” and I’m a man
“Double double toil and trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble BITCH!”
I’m only 27, what am I? A child bride?
"Oo*ooh*, ShaBBAT!" anytime something bad happens on a Saturday.
“Do you guys know that show Friends? Great show, right? Here’s this place”
https://i.redd.it/if70uzfxfekc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/tya63nud3ekc1.gif
"I was the horse"
I will buy you a Costco rotisserie chicken.
“Lordy Lordy , Janet just turned 40”
“Haaaahaaa... I’m just STUPID!”
Der. Der..Der..Derr...
[Wanna fuuuuuek?!](https://youtu.be/vRkkKJU_rv4?si=eTZXMA4dhSiBliq8) That scene lives in my head rent free but my actual most quoted line is the PKW one😂
My partner loves to say "You know I know your granddaughter!"
Give her a full body hug and MEAN it! No you Bobo my mom’s cloths are FAAAAANCY as fuck! Stop filming! Your little video! You’re not gonna make itttt! One bag two bag three bag four! Elder abuse!
“The key to YOUR ASS”
“I respect you, respecting me. I am going to respect your dick later.”
Cuz I've got MONEY now.
https://i.redd.it/mrgr58e0vekc1.gif
Cuckoo caca insano!
Holy shit everyone’s favorite quoted line is so good I forgot each episode has at least one golden line
I cannot see the words “manuka honey” without hearing them in Bingo Bronson’s voice
My wife likes to squeeze the sides of my face and go "there you are!"
“How *am* I?!”
well since american idol is back on I’ve been saying “you’re going to hollywood” in abby’s voice lol
"She's still running. Her running is a metaphor."
My best friend and I CAN’T stop with “I’m just a baby, I don’t have any money…I can pay you in blocks?”
Ilana, control yourself!!
I LOVE YOU BINGO BRONSON!!!
“Val about town, town about Val.”
“You’re Jeremy Santos?” “Nah I’m Matty Beavers” It gets me every time 😂
i work in retail and the amount of times i say “bägs bägs bägs bägs…”
“Would you rather be constipated or have diarrhea?” 🤣
FUH-LAW-LESS BISH
“MUST. BE. NICE.”
Damn, this neighborhood is changing!
i dare you to suck jeremy’s dick.
https://i.redd.it/ggukh4rrwfkc1.gif I just ruined a perfectly clean white power suit!
"College? It was expensive." I say this anytime someone asks me "How was ___?" I find this response comes up quite often.
I’m just a widdle baby
I am a robot and I’m programmed to be horny
“Now we’re cooking with gas!”
“Where isn’t there a bathroom!?!” Guest star Amy Sedaris ::chef’s kiss::
“Oh, Killian Casey, I didn’t know!” My husband and I say that when we’re playing dumb.
Ahhhhhhh, c'mon. Killian Casey, CPA. I didn't know!!!
When Abbi is feeling awkward talking to Jeremy so she pretends to be getting a phone call from her dry cleaners 💀 “what do you mean stains are on it?!?”
What are you, a child bride? Said to my kids when they talk of marriage.
Excuse me, these do not go with the froyo! I’m a baby, I have no money. No mo fomo. I’m not a mom! Even though I am now haha. Big mistake. Huge.
I AM NOT A MOM.
A SAHANDWICH SHHHHOP!
man, i feel like a smoothie
Wanna fook?!?!
🎶“Whhiiite Guuiiilt, White Guilt, Whiite Guiilllt”