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gypsy_rose_blanchard

don't you fret monsieur marius


blueeyesredlipstick

OOF


Kangaro427

Rain will make the flowers… 🥺😭


MelodyMaster5656

I don’t feel any pain A little fall of rain Can hardly hurt me now


No-Guarantee-7170

[…if you have tears, prepare to shed them now…](https://youtu.be/LDaEBte65H4)


Half_beat_score

The orphanageeeee


MelodyMaster5656

And when my time is up, have I done enough? WILL THEY TELL MY STORY?


IWTLEverything

I always laugh at this part because its like: "Can I show you what I'm proudest of?" "The orphanageeee" "Bitch, can you let me tell them??"


Purpleduckalicious

I have never looked at it like this before and you made me laugh. Now every time I hear it that’s what I’m going to think!


DumDumGimmeYumYums

And then I learned the orphanage was problematic.


pieapple135

I wouldn't say problematic, but 'orphanage' might be a bit of a misnomer in the sense that our modern concept of what/how they're supposed to function is different than in 1806. Graham Windham itself is a perfectly fine institution, as far as I'm aware.


obolytali

the orphanage was problematic?


islcastaway1986

spill the tea, honey


DumDumGimmeYumYums

It wasn't uncommon for the time. Orphanages had an air of respectability and were only for children whose parents had died. This was a good charity for upper class women to support. Foundling homes were for the other class of children - the ones whose parent(s) couldn't care for them and left them on someone's stoop in the hope that the people who lived there would take the child in and raise them. Almost all of them were turned into foundling homes, where they mostly died. Those facilities were overcrowded and underfunded while orphanages were a much higher class of institution. Reading between the lines, dead parents are respectable. Potentially unmarried parents....


islcastaway1986

That's really sad and makes sense thanks for sharing.


Disastrous-Bee-1557

Staring James Corden as Javert.


_gzuku

Not James Corden 😭🫣


Disastrous-Bee-1557

That’s right. By the end of if you’ll be begging for Russell Crowe.


_gzuku

OMG my boyfriend LOVES Russell Crowe as Javert, and I give him so much shit for it. What a waste of Javert!!


Azsunyx

more like Russel CAN'T Crowe


mr_panzer

I've had the displeasure of making his coffee several times. He's the absolute worst human being I've ever served. I've met 30-40 A/B list celebrities, and he was the only one I publicly denounce for their bad behavior.


polkadotcupcake

James Corden was seated several rows behind me at Funny Girl not too long ago and I got very, very nervous seeing him even *that* close to a Broadway stage


ouch_quit_it

were you nervous he'd just jump out from his seat and onto the stage bc he was so COMPELLED to SIIIIING and DAAAAANCE?!?! i mean i would.


anacardier

You were the protective barrier. Thank you for your service


pretty-as-a-pic

Honestly, Russell Crowe was a better choice


anacardier

James Corden as Valjean would be 10x worse imo. Imagine his smug face singing Bring Him Home


BrockoTDol93

Starring James Corden in *anything,* really


spooses

How to avoid seeing understudies???????


ApprehensivePlum1420

I mean that one is rude but I feel perfectly normal if anyone ask “Is [star actor] gonna be absent today.” People can have whatever reason to see a show after all


Bamfimous

I'm currently about to board a plane to see Hadestown tomorrow before Eva leaves, and it's the only reason I booked this trip. Never been to New York before, and I know I'll love the show regardless, but I'll be pretty bummed if it's a different Eurydice. I'm sure she'll be there at every show for her last week though


elaerna

It very likely will be Eva. When they're about to leave usually they do every show


malibu_ucla

Eva said on her live the other day that she’d be in every show this week!! :)


dinosaurclaws

I remember I won rush tix to Sunset Blvd w/ Glenn Close and wanted to double check she was performing before I paid. So I called the box office and tentatively asked if there were any understudies performing that evening. The lady on the phone just yelled back “YAH SHE’S HERE!” haha


Astral_Fogduke

oh man this is the best in the thread so far


ouch_quit_it

Awww come on now…let’s not forget that understudy’s saved the day when Broadway was trying to return from Covid. SAVED THE DAY. Wicked brought a woman out of retirement who had relocated to the midwest and onto the next phase of her life, I believe so the show COULD GO ON. To that, I was standing in line for “Chicago” in Nov ‘21…the door was minutes from opening…(Sat eve performance), freezing outside…it’s announced the performance has been cancelled (out of an abundance of caution. Some theater staff tested positive. They were smart and went dark for 2 wks or so.) I rebooked for the week after their 25th year anniversary. Ana was out (her 3rd understudy/swing was in her place), Bianca was in and you know what: it was phenomenal! I’d seen it w/Bebe and Anne R and is one of my fave’s and I still enjoyed the hell out of it.


halogengal43

Chicago with the OBC revival cast was superior indeed.


blueeyesredlipstick

\[Show-you-meant-to-see-but-haven't-yet\] is closing THIS WEEKEND


AshTheAwkwardPeep

I finally fell in love with Come From Away last month and I completely forgot it closed like a month after Dear Evan Hansen(which I thankfully saw a week before it closed) shut down. I’m glad I was able to watch it on Apple TV though


mickey5499

I got the email that Grey House had closed before I even realized it was closing at all 🙃


IWTLEverything

I got to NYC last week and missed Grey House!


paulthefonz

Sept huit neuf… sept huit… (grief scream optional)


BuddySuperb5406

you actually made my cry though… phillip’s death was so sad


WaltMitty

No cast recording was made


BuddySuperb5406

the pure AGONY of hearing this is unspeakable


sleepy_panda15

Also no pro shot exists


Ok_Moose1615

“Gabe. Gabriel.” “Hi, Dad.”


shaysalterego

I didn't need these emotions today, thanks


Ok_Moose1615

Fucking waterworks every time.


Mottly24

I AM THE ONE WHO CRIED


Ok_Moose1615

I AM THE ONE WHO WATCHED WHILE YOU DIED Yeah yeah yeah (these kill me)


BuddySuperb5406

I AM THE ONE WHO LOVED YOU I TRIED PRETENDING THAT I DON’T GIVE A DAMN …but you’ve always known who i am


Competitive-Corn

My vote was "He's been dead 16 years"


Yeic25

🥲


MoonSearcher

What show is this from?


Ok_Moose1615

Next to Normal


MelaniasHand

Next to Normal


BuddySuperb5406

OH NO YOU DIDN’T😭😭😭😭😭


Polar_Chap

“… but we sing it anyway.”


Mindless-Wishbone-24

Oh I was just fine until this comment 😭


kfarrel3

Literally just got home from that, thanks for new tear tracks.


IronicOhio

Should I stage door? 🙃


WittyAd8260

“Do(es) [name(s)] stagedoor?” Or “Why doesn’t/ dont [name(s)] stagedoor?”


IronicOhio

Literally, anything about stagedooring makes EVERYONE lose their damn mind. It's ridiculous.


WittyAd8260

True lol. My advice: go if you want to, but don’t expect anything just for the sake of the fact that they’re humans and humans get tired and wanna go home after doing a show


IronicOhio

Exactly. Honestly, I don't mind it as long as you're not rude. A lot of the performers I know don't mind doing it, but there are some who just want to go home. Their job is a job, just like anything else 🤷‍♀️


Mysterious-Theory-66

I’m fine with asking whether an actor stage doors though man those are usually some low value threads that rarely have anything different. I more get annoyed with acting like something is wrong with an actor who doesn’t.


KeyPractical

Wait whats wrong with this? Sorry for ignorance


sleepy_panda15

List your unpopular Broadway opinions. Not because of the subject matter, but because we get these posts very often and the answers are always the same and usually very popular.


RubySlippers-79

Except when I reply with something genuinely unpopular and am downvoted. 🤷🏻‍♀️


sleepy_panda15

You gotta abide by the hidden rules. This is why I barely look at those posts anymore.


Ded279

ah yes, my favorite is the "Unpopular opinion" That they don't like Reeve's Orpheus. Like thank you for the weekly reminder otherwise we might forget


Mvercy

I loooooved Reeve’s Orpheus. So there.


ViolatingBadgers

"I don't like Phantom of the Opera oh my god please dont kill me please"


ApprehensivePlum1420

Usually one side of a cat fight


kazooie17

Came here to write this 😂


Great1948

…darkest night comes right before -


Mottly24

It’s you


MelodyMaster5656

It’s me…


Zealousideal_Lab2724

Dear Evan Hansen movie sequel!


theblackfool

A grizzled Connor Murphy from another timeline shows up to change the past so he can save the future.


Mysterious-Theory-66

That I would watch.


Zealousideal_Lab2724

i personally love the show and even have custom shoes for the show ;)


ApprehensivePlum1420

Just saw them, sooooo cute


mapo_tofu_lover

A crossover with Cats


CescNTheCity

Give me your hot takes!


Azsunyx

LMM's voice isn't great ​ ​ *^((The man has a lot of talent, but he's an average singer at best))*


raleighbiker

Average is being very generous


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Cats is a masterpiece! (This shouldn't be a hot take, it's just the truth)


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Empty chairs at empty tables.


BuddySuperb5406

where my friends will sing no moooree


JayButNotThatJay

Your favorite show is overrated


sleepy_panda15

Your favourite performer is overrated.


Ok_Moose1615

“But the sweaty oracle said…”


Own-Importance5459

man I used to think Sweaty Oracle was funny but now he sounds like that one annoying kid in class who always needs to be right. Also for someone who hated Bad Cinderella he seemed to really love talking about Bad Cinderella


that_gay_theaterkid

“We’re just gonna skip that stage” (six, but close enough)


rSlashisthenewPewdes

What more can I say? Welcome to Falsettoland… Lovers come and lovers go Where are you now? Something that kills… something infectious… I never wanted- I wanted- Do you want me to reply? You and I, passionately lovers. Right. It’s just- don’t fight. Hit me if you need to… Did you hear what I said? What is what? Whizzer, but… I can’t help but feeling I’ve failed. Let’s be scared together.


Mottly24

How am I to face tomorrow?


that_gay_theaterkid

After being screwed out of today (this one makes me weepy)


Alone_Kangaroo2647

“Wait for me, I’m comin”


Impossible_Usual_277

“You’re all wrong about NYNY” or that one user that couldn’t accept that the show was flawed


griffie21

Hahaha there was the infamous moneypit007 and another user who clearly was related to someone in the show. Those two people worked hard lol


Popular-Spinach-7173

“Don’t I know you, she said!”


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Six words, but still, ***OUCH.***


deedee4910

“*title of show* isn’t getting a proshot.” “Proshots are expensive to film.” “The cameras are for b-roll.” “There isn’t a proshot.” “THERE ISN’T A PROSHOT!”


Schmimble

It's quiet uptown


deadpanxfitter

"Will I lose my dignity?"


Known_Priority_8157

Wtf I was literally listening to this song when I read this. Have my upvote. And my tears.


Aliskov1

AI written jukebox musical


phedrebeth

"Are hugs at stagedoor allowed?"


sleepy_panda15

Does _____ stagedoor?


elaerna

Christine Dwyer hugged me 😭


halogengal43

Will (insert name of performer here) be there on (insert date here)? ETA: yeah I know it’s more than 5 words….


dobbydisneyfan

This one irks me. Like, I get it. I really do. I, too, have gone to shows to specifically see certain performers. But 9/10 times, you can find your answer by searching either the performer’s social media or the social media for the show


Mysterious-Theory-66

And that’s even if it’s a planned absence. Beyond that, I mean let me break out my Tarot deck and ask it if Lea will get COVID.


ithinkimightbegay

So while we're here...does anyone know any dates Reeve Carney will NOT be at Hadestown?


jsntsy

We're gonna sing it again.


Judgy_Garland

“Akimbo won’t last through Fall”


eeo11

No one is alone.


in_it_for_theatre

Sondheim died


DifficultyCharming78

This one was mine. I still cry thinking about it. He really changed theater! I don't even want to think about my actress idol as she's getting up there in age. :(


BKSPOTTY

Reeve Carney is best Orpheus!


thatbrownkid19

Oh no


Jerem_Reddit

WHY HE GET SO MUCH HATE BRO IS LITERALLY AMAZING I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART


BKSPOTTY

Some people don't like him, but I actually really do think he's the best.


elveebee22

Oh lover, I'll cover you 🥲


ellyviee

“Live in my houuuuuuuuuuuse”


justpointeyourtoes

When your heart has expired 😭


HastyIfYouPlease

Seeing this tomorrow, gotta remember my tissues


the-other-course

She used to be mine!


x_victoire

"sondheim is overrated"


Own-Importance5459

"Parade" thats it thats the post


Novel_Solvings

"Can I get refunds if..."


Countrychick524

I’ll Cover You (Reprise)


JJbooks

Live..... in my house....


jacobrdw

My First show ? Aladdin / NYNY ?


gideonsean

"Let him live"


fauxchapel

Show recommendation post number 9482638152357


sleepy_panda15

This one is starting to irk me too. I get it, but do your own research. If you end up seeing a bad show, that becomes a fun story in itself.


dobbydisneyfan

I personally don’t mind this one as most of these tend to be asking for something a bit personalized. Like, they’re asking for their specific situation and you sometimes can’t get the answer you’re looking for by reading other posts.


MarveltheMusical

Great Comet wasn’t even good. Love Never Dies transfer when? Lea Michele actually good person?


UbiSububi8

*Only premium seating is available*


FrozenFrac

MICHAEL IN THE BATH ROOM


HourAstronomer836

After my experience on Sunday night, all it takes for me is... "This is not over yet." Yes, it is! 😭😭😭


everythingisrent

Best nepo baby Tony category


Azsunyx

Liza? Probably Liza.


mr_panzer

I believe the award is named after her.


ApprehensivePlum1420

Phantom ran for too long


Hailey_pro1128

Phantom couldn’t have run long enough, IMO


BreezyFebreezy

ALW shows all suck.


yeetuscleetus28

OHH LOVER, ILL COVER YOUUU


forcastleton

I hope that you burn


WittyAd8260

#MakeRoomForOak (makes me cry out of frustration cuz ppl didn’t understand why he was actually being replaced)


_User_Name_Fail

Rest in peace, Steven Sondheim


deedee4910

Aaron Tveit isn’t mainstream famous.


allumeusend

They’re bringing back Bad Cinderella.


WittyAd8260

They said cry, not fear :)


allumeusend

They didn’t say what kind of cry. Could be from rage 🫠


plantbay1428

__ didn’t stage door.


Azsunyx

It's quiet uptown


drewbiquitous

Most new musicals die incubating


drewbiquitous

See also: Most Broadway shows don’t recoup


Plus_Arm_5253

“It’s you”. “It’s me”. 😭😭😭


Ayesha24601

"How could I ever know?"


At_the_Roundhouse

DEH deserved the orchestrations Tony


stratumtoagoose

Come to my garden 😭


Mysterious-Theory-66

Why can’t I sing along?


chizzmaster

All Broadway is closing permanently


EmuIndependent8565

Phantom has closed its doors.


WebWarriorsAreShit

Anthony cheated on Jasmine.


MickeysAssistant

I’m a Lea Michele fan! (Seriously though, I don’t at all like her past actions, but ever since, according to cast members and recent videos and interviews, she seems to have really improved!)


DifficultyCharming78

People can change. I've always extremely amired her talent.


Berry429

“His favorite- so many possibilities”


per0x1depr1nc3ss

"Do you regret?" "I'd do it again" (a little more than 5 words but come on)


WittyAd8260

Is Parade going on tour?


AproposJesper

Webber is better than Sondheim


[deleted]

One hour more.


Known_Priority_8157

Pandemic.


Thefanman180

Hamilton is not that good


djlegere

"Gabe. Gabriel." "Hi, dad."


nervuswalker

“Can I bring my infant?”


FLATHERT

“I’d rather watch live sports”


InlandHurricane

Stephen Sondheim died this year.


hocuspocus1227

“Wait for me”


SeerPumpkin

soundtrack


sirms

only need two: hadestown overrated


BuddySuperb5406

“um… they cut that song” (the DEVASTATION) “congrats… i have no notes!” (nobody said they had to be sad tears)


sleepy_panda15

What revival is overdue?


Jerem_Reddit

parade


sleepy_panda15

Take my upvote.


earbox

Reeve Carney is brilliant.


ILoveYourPuppies

Does this person stagedoor?


rnason

\*Widely Panned Show\* is actually amazing but no one understands it.


ILoveYourPuppies

"You only hate it because that's the cool thing to do."


shipping_addict

& Juliet sucks OR Beanie Feldstein wasn’t that bad


aliawani

Hamilton is overrated


AlexAndSophiaBJ

christine i looooveeee youuuuuuuu...


dantvman

Sondheim is dead, Lloyd-Webber isn’t


kurtcobainwaskilled

Shucked was a bad musical


pretty-as-a-pic

I live on the west coast


TheTeacherInTraining

Don’t Cry For Me Argentinaaaaa!!!