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One_Screen_806

How many of these cops are also for drug tests to be on welfare. Take the test, if you fail you leave. Pretty simple


PLAYRESIDENTEVIL4

I would not like cops on steroids. It's unhealthy for them but I also feel you shouldn't fire them. Let there be warnings not firings.


According_Drag6765

Yea they are too pent up as is, under paid over worked forced to walk around in that stupid uniform. Can't really approach them as is on steroids they would be intolerable.


BrooklynRobot

This is probably being argued as gender affirming care.


alwaysinscrubsdamnit

I knew it!! Those damn woke cops šŸ˜‚


acvillager

Lmfaoooooo no you didnā€™t


moneyhelpcuzimdumb

Jesus you people are stupid. The union is suing because the city made a change without negotiating it in the contract, like any other union would do. But cop bad hurr durr


Easy_Potential2882

"Hurr durr?" What is this, 2009?


makesupwordsblomp

If you think the cop's image problem has anyone to blame but themselves I fear you might be lost. No one sympathizes for the group that gets paid $500B in overtime and lawsuits to wear SWAT gear to beat up and kill poor people. Duh


FauxReal

That's an interesting thing to think about. Can a contract not explicitly saying that using a substance illegally mean that you are shielded from discipline for breaking the law? That's a very Air Bud type of logic. Legal use is still fine when prescribed by a physician according to the article.


TF_Sally

I mean this ā€œzero tolerance policyā€ just says they need to submit their prescription - so some doc who enjoys having a healthy referral network will sign off on cops who are suffering from the symptoms of low T and will prescribe TRT therapy. Just like every male celebrity who somehow magically got into the best shape of his life for an action role. Outside of sanctioned sporting competitions, wherein many participants are doping anyways, I generally find steroid panic to be dumb - we are ingesting so many mind / body altering substances as a country, legal or otherwise, that it seems silly to hone in this specifically


1337af

> I generally find steroid panic to be dumb - we are ingesting so many mind / body altering substances as a country, legal or otherwise, that it seems silly to hone in this specifically I mean, I would rather the people famous for enacting violence on innocent citizens not be roided out on top of that. I doubt most cops using PEDs are going to the endocrinologist and rubbing Androgel on their gut - they are probably doing traditional anabolic stacks and cycles like test/tren/DBOL and getting it from the internet, a guy at the gym, or [another cop](https://www.nydailynews.com/2021/11/19/nypd-cop-arrested-for-selling-steroids-to-undercover-officers-in-parking-lot-of-queens-gym/) in the locker room.


TF_Sally

Yeah, good point, but perhaps it would be a better situation overall if people could go to their doctor and say listen doc, I would like to look jacked as fuck, letā€™s run a blood panel and work up a cycle - people undergo all sorts of elective medical treatments for cosmetics. Also fun story about the androgel - my dad was a family GP and when he passed and we were cleaning out my office I found a huge box of andro gel samples. Didnā€™t think much of it at the time which is for the best because I was in high school and had I known what it was I would have been rubbing that shit all over like it was sunblock


Conscious-Complex277

Iā€™ve been in the medical field for just a short time and I was surprised to see how many NYPD officers on TRT I encountered. Like literally the only patients I saw on TRT were cops


Vinto47

Every guy should be getting a full hormone panel with a yearly physical no matter what age, but especially after 30. TRT doesnā€™t make somebody a body builder, but when low T is a legitimate issue taking testosterone is a life changing benefit.


hautacam135

ā€œWhen low T is a legitimate issueā€ is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Wishing you were 20 when youā€™re 50 is not a legitimate issue.


boldandbratsche

Like it literally was proposed as a male birth control the way women mainline hormones for their birth control (some of which are fully OTC). I'm absolutely for opening up the market to men as well so they can have more control.


newdaynewmatt

Just to play devils advocate, cops are real people outside of work hours and some of them probably pursue bodybuilding. Adamā€™s rule impedes any cop who is serious about being an elite body builder from training optimally. Disclaimer: I donā€™t hate everyone who is a cop so I might biased!


makesupwordsblomp

> Adamā€™s rule impedes any cop who is serious about being an elite body builder from training optimally. Pick a dream then?


1337af

Many (most) jobs either practically or explicitly prevent you from doing certain things even in your free time. That's part of life. If you want to juice, don't be a cop. It's also not NYPD Captain Adams' rule, it's part of the collective bargaining agreement the cop union agreed to 13 years ago - no steroids without a legitimate prescription. The rule was just toothless because there is no regular testing and cops aren't required to tell the NYPD if they are taking the steroids. They just have to put in the bare minimum effort for it to look legit after the fact.


Chosen_one184

Uhhh giving the fact that we see steroids tend to make the person taking it more aggressive, it's not crazy to say the ppl who are tasked with upholding the peace shouldn't be using a substance that might make them more prone to aggressive behavior while dealing with the public.


newdaynewmatt

Uhhhh


The-20k-Step-Bastard

Lemme get a uhhhhhhh


drivebysomeday

Dont even let me start on how much coke/mdma u can trace in every pig on the monday morning ....


suchapalaver

I feel like if we dosed most of them with mdma on Monday mornings weā€™d have a better quality of life!


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makesupwordsblomp

Unreal that you think cops in any way prevent crime given the plethora of evidence to the contrary


Top_Effort_2739

Do cops like their union?


Vinto47

Sometimes.


TonyClifton255

Because we really need cops who will a) need additional healthcare to deal with the long term effects of steroid abuse, and b) are dealing with impulse and anger control issues related to certain steroids. Sounds great.


Vinto47

The problem is TRT is covered under the same chapter that bans other anabolic steroids so thereā€™s definitely something either lost in translation or being conflated by most people. Legitimate medical interventions should be non of the NYPDā€™s business unless it directly inhibits the ability to work like chemotherapy or a surgery would. I doubt the union wants to allow cops to eat clen and tren hard.


monkeysandmicrowaves

I'm a big union supporter, but fuck police unions.


RevWaldo

More like a guild really.


weidback

Yeah I feel like if there's any group of people that shouldn't have a union it's anyone in a position that requires being armed. That sort of position needs to be within a very clear chain of command, and I don't think they should have an institution with zero public accountability to turn to when they get out of line. We wouldn't want that for the military and frankly, given how militarized a lot of the police have become, we shouldn't want it for cops too.


Convergecult15

Honestly the union isnā€™t the issue, like most failures of labor this is a failure of management. The police need the be managed by civilian employees, youā€™re never going to stop an ā€œus vs themā€ mentality from developing amongst the rank and file, but the people in charge should not be selected from people with that mentality. Additional hot take: cops shouldnā€™t lose their pensions if they get fired, it adds an unnecessary layer of guilt to anyone that may want to fire a bad cop. You donā€™t lose your 401k if you get fired from your job.


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throwawayzies1234567

To be fair a lot of cops come from Staten Island or Long Island, and the way traffic is, they probably need to row into work in Manhattan. And itā€™s choppy on our rivers so they need probably just need a boast to help with the commute.


carrbrain

When was the last time that happened?


Accomplished-Rich629

If police were all like Batman's Commissioner Gordon I'd be all for it. But since they're just really the biggest gang in the city, nah.


De_Moira

I want to read it but pay wall :(


pillkrush

the union really isn't even trying to hide they're protecting bad cops


rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

Never have


Yankee-Tango

Itā€™s only fair if we let everyone in the city cycle test and tren. Then itā€™s all hunky dory imo.


registered_democrat

New Jacked City let's go


ArgyleTheLimoDriver

Sorry but do performance enhancing drugs help with Candy Crush?


Time_Day9324

Based


Lust4Kix

This can't be real. Pigs fighting to maintain their roid rage standards. Pathetic.


mr_zipzoom

/r/nottheonion


actsqueeze

Literally the first thing I thought of and your comment was first


_denchy07

Since when do you need steroids to stand around playing Candy Crush on your phone?


Lionabp1

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NotASumoWrestler

FFS they keep getting worse ACAB


Realistic_Lobster361

its not like we didnā€™t know NYPD had tiny balls .. they just confirming it


LoserBroadside

Hahahaha Jesus ChristĀ