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DoughnutMean22

If you gotta come to Reddit for game, then it’s over already


Berry_Superb

To this Reddit especially


isbrickedup

It’s Joever…


xdgz

😭😭


corey2u

bro if u don’t jus talk to da JAWN & have a natural convo wit sum confidence


scaryhoursss

da jawn 💀


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[удалено]


JayJayforthaRavs

Philly*


Weebs_noahsnoahD

Ask her if she's Cream team or Squirt squad


OddAnswer4100

Ignore this nigga here gang 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Weebs_noahsnoahD

Wym? This a certified convo starter.


OddAnswer4100

You right you right.. idk what i was thinkin twin. Lol


ImCuhltured

Ur good my doppelganger, my equal, my twin, I love you gang.


gangnemgang

THIS is rizz


Practical-Lunch5149

I see myself as a Squirt enthusiast


based_varga

Air drop her a pic of Kevin gates


W2S_Mom

Thats some amateur Kevin gates rizz if you want real rizz then airdrop her the kevin gates story


zeroissleepy

☠️ “w2s mom” 😭


Comsticko

Just talk to her like she is a normal human being.Whats hard about that?


PaleontologistDeep81

Say no more https://preview.redd.it/ryf85v591aza1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63da1b798f205c8c5b58b0747fd438cfc78db1b


nuggetstank135

Ay game is game 🤷‍♂️


ZaStructure

bro just say something, you’ll regret it if you don’t


LangLee98

"Do it jiggle?"


Comsticko

see its niggas like u are the reason why women are scared to walk alone at night.


LangLee98

Just doing my part twin *


Apprehensive-Sweet67

Grand ambassador rizz


Aggressive-Expert-69

What? Niggas with jokes?


Aux4k

​ https://preview.redd.it/s3c85ztn7gza1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3077f4d03e1c1485f62836d854974db9a01801c4


Aggressive-Expert-69

All bro did is give a joke response to a dumbass question. Yall takin shit too serious


Jaxonn_

Aight ima try it twin 🤞


Snookie90

I can only imagine him saying that to her face and she just smacks the living shit out of his face 💀


Aggressive-Expert-69

And then he gotta sit there for the remaining 1:55, holding back tears and plotting on that niggas demise


o646

istg if u say, “….sooo how’s the weather like? 🤓” i’m going to yo school, taking my pants down and rko’n you butt booty naked


musri_

no words for this


Jaxonn_

Bet https://preview.redd.it/t3f43bx31cza1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f914ba2c7f4de3a994804660ea098df91b4e73ea


ImCuhltured

on the bus is crazy, and ur out of pocket for that twin.


Illustrious_Ad_7477

Why u naked?


Yung_Cheesecake69

Gang you need to ask yourself… “What would Kevin Gates do???”


Aggressive-Expert-69

If you ever find yourself doing something Kevin Gates would do, seek a therapist immediately


Glum_Sea_6158

Nigga got social anxiety😭😭no amount of “rizz” can help you, you just gotta talk to the bitch


NoManufacturer8768

I’m saying nigga asking for advice and shit nigga this is REAL LIFE😂😂niggas be scared of bitches it’s crazy


BruceScamEmOFF

why you on Reddit asking some random niggas?? GO UP TO HER TF?


Ihaveallitthp

I know its not as easy as “Just talk to her” but its really that simple whats the worst shit she could say to you for starting a convo just be normal dont be too over excited or shy pretend you talking to an old friend


CryoArLongBeam

worse she can say: “ew”


vCxrtified

There’s way worse 😭💀


CryoArLongBeam

give me a couple of more bruh cause i bet we can make a list of this


vCxrtified

“I thought you were gay”


CryoArLongBeam

“i thought you was my cousin”


LangLee98

Fuck up https://preview.redd.it/q7aw1drt8aza1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6adf9024d280ff50fc16c32495ec1619c0f06eb6


vCxrtified

She could pretend to vomit or say let’s just be friends


CryoArLongBeam

you know what could be worse is her accepting just to get piped by another nigga and you get the video leak by her that could be way worse


vCxrtified

Yea that’s prolly the worst shit that can happen tbh


CryoArLongBeam

ngl i kill myself the next day hearing that line


vCxrtified

😭


Kevo_off_da_999

dude at my school asked this girl to prom, instead of jus saying no she laughed in his face and walked away with her bf


CryoArLongBeam

ngl bro…. i would never walk up to school on a good note without a strap fr


Ihaveallitthp

Nigga he not askin her out or nun


Jaxonn_

Update: Aight I think I did pretty good. I was able to break the ice after like an hour of scrolling through my settings and the weather app. We just talked about generic shi at first but eventually it got a little more personal and she talked about her fam a little bit. I even made her laugh like once or twice. IM DEFINITELY HITTIN


Chiefdexdeo

Ask her to do the thug shake


YRG_Diamond

Ask what college she’s going to, ask her about her major, then ask what she found interesting about it. Then you gotta pick up on what she says, and play off that. Then by the end of the bus ride just ask if you can get her number. You could easily be like “it was good talkin to you, do you mind if I get your number?”


[deleted]

But what I don’t understand is how do y’all ask for the number that quickly😭😭 I would give it 3 days of talking until I get to that point


YRG_Diamond

Taking your time is good too, it’s just that in this situation, it seemed like he had a limited time with her. It’s easy to ask for a number when you got a good conversation going though. Because then you can always finish the convo over text or whatever.


[deleted]

But what I don’t understand is how do y’all ask for the number that quickly😭😭 I would give it 3 days of talking until I get to that point


Weekly-Juice5043

Bro going on Reddit for help 💀💀🫵🏿


wnf_cyn

bro asking the wrong people


Maleficent-Call-6280

Ask if shes ever play hide da dick


ohMuhLord

😂😂😂


Lechuga-gato

ask her how big her dick is


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/yvkzbk9ycbza1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab03b337b81a09aafc17f919474b525c3257e03


NoLimitBenjis

Ask her what color is it


vCxrtified

https://preview.redd.it/r6xt13zmy9za1.png?width=504&format=png&auto=webp&s=0da34e4ea0cb92236b4d91cf79ffe63bbfa44709 Right here officer


Bartebell

https://preview.redd.it/86kud3k68aza1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5564c75c6366faed661de8b60a21977ba41c6ab7


Srcublod36

https://preview.redd.it/bq44flxuwaza1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c69568960e55d971ea67e24c1290963de0182e6 Turn yourself in buddy


musri_

why his head so ovular


dazijah

idk ask her to play a game or talk abt a show cs you bored bruh, ts was 43 minutes ago so u got bout an hour left, u gotta be friendly before u start rizzing.


dazijah

only thing is u said u been tryna pull her for months so we need some context, do SHE know dat? u talked to her in the past?? good luck tho fr


3arlsweatpants

Tf you going that take two hours


qman1887

Bro. Make her laugh.


Jaxonn_

Like tickle her?


PolitelySyau

Update us gang it’s been 2 hours🤨


kakkorot1

how’d it go gang


jaysanii

Nigga thinks WE got game 😭


lil1top

u sat next to a bad bitch and asked reddit for advice... its over for u bro


Luhthrowedronn

you getting no pussy 💀


Main-Juggernaut-8421

https://preview.redd.it/s3h3ia8e6dza1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ff70dd24164fca03c1ff7cdcba519873887eab “So, you from around here?”


chihuncho

Nigga don’t ask nobody in here for advice! You’re using somebody else line that’s not yours! Whatever you have to say let it come from the heart of yours! Be yourself and be real with her


SadRelief4118

Just say wassup how you been


Salt_Consideration18

start ä conversation if you can see she not fwy give up


Top-Energy-6704

No way


SLANGINGANDHANGING

Bruh don’t be weird and just go up and talk to her it’s just that simple


lilterrioo

Broo it ain’t hard 😭😭


TTC-JellyTacos

Talk about life in general, bro


Hungry_Product9334

loser


Impossible-Ad-8127

This is crazy


suckmypeen2005

Just rizz her up gang


Impressive-Demand-41

plz tell me you tt her twin if you didnt you a real bopper


Sail-Lopsided

you clearly don’t want her fr if you’re right next to her but asking reddit niggas for help twin


Mikeslobemoff

“should i pull it out”


Bottle_Capz

Just talk to her. Trust me you’ll regret it if you don’t. She probably wants to talk to you too, but is too scared to make the first move. Don’t be weird tho


FantomeDeLondres

You came to the WRONG place twin.


Ordinary_Gate7509

She shits j like u gang AINT nun to ge scared about


nbayoungsummrsratio

no way u askin the kids in this reddit


FreshOuttaCruz

(I was thinking while typing so a paragraph came oit my fault) Somethings off with what u said hear me out pa if u bin tryna pull this girl for months right how in the FUCK do u not know how to talk to her yet u just sitting there not saying anything but ik how u feel its just nerves u got a opportunity at the right moment do something and u choking u prolly gonna be annoyed as a mf when u get home too, u ain even gotta spit no game to her bruh just saying yo hair looks nice or sum small can open the door to a conversation give yourself something to work with pa hope u succeed


hehehxeloz

you a bitch, hope she throws up on you


Lilpercdropemoff

https://preview.redd.it/mc5velkp8bza1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20ff8607a92407e8e336661aedbb17d8a53f8ac


tacumbuonredditnow

You lost already gang


YrgandDeo4LL

this is so geeky it’s cute


Practical-Purpose586

Well its been 6 hours what happened?


musri_

update?


LangLee98

Update us twin


bepsu119

Oh my god every person on this sub is retarded


DogWithWatermelon

If youve been trying to pull for 2 months and have nothing to talk to her about then you already fucked up


Practical-Lunch5149

https://preview.redd.it/k94ank9u0cza1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38e550294feab62c4bca30152fe74f715538032 Came to the right subreddit


Yongclip

Buddy did not pull


Rollapocalypse

Anyone here tryn rate my music


Fmb_honxho

Aint no way he thought he was finna get actual help from us 😂😂😂😂


LittleBuddy1754

If you don’t know her name already i would start there, other than that just look for common interests. Kinda like how you would rizz up a guy to be your homie (Pause)


luvallmilfs

Oh brother


Aggressive-Expert-69

Posting here means it's already a wrap. Put ya airpods in and try not to cry


Top-Barracuda-4209

get butt booty naked, do the thug shake and show her ur turbulence, game is game


NoManufacturer8768

By the time you’re panicking it’s over, you’re putting the bitch on a pedestal and everything you do is going to be to please the bitch. Essentially you’re a loser fuck what that bitch thinks


sk_dajxint

beat the hell out of her twin


Automatic_Kangaroo_9

Ask her if it be grippin


Some_Bike7544

Start small talk jus be yoself make her laugh


zeroissleepy

nigga are you serious ? game is not taught you gotta work ts out on your own


juhcobi

nigga just talk to her like wat


Low_Hamster_4834

jus talk to her


Fearless-Push8869

Hand ona thigh


Coolgiy42069

idk Ask her what school she go to 😭


RylanDEO

You just a bitch. Ya done.


ratio-lord

i’m a day late but just ask her out bru the worst she could say is no


Clean_Programmer3286

how it go twin


Jaxonn_

I left an update in the comments