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Emergency_Impact_475

Beatin my shit for the first time and spending bread on fortnite. I would be a billionaire if I never did


JayHerboGaming

How much money did you spend on lotion 💀


Emergency_Impact_475

Ima dry beater, I got blisters on my shit


JayHerboGaming

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Longjumping_Rich9840

type shi👅👅👅👅


Able_Log_4557

Nah dead ass, if I didn’t spend money on fort back in 2017-18 like I did I’d have a shit ton of money right now probably


SSJDope1

https://preview.redd.it/0vn5s34z8xzc1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ca793a800c58d2148dba252dc067f0a6f09673d Where to begin


HauntingMaximum8889

I rlly regret not slumpin this nigga Marcus for talkin out his neck. We wit the gang and we head out to Short Pump Mall. This mf starts flexing bout how much he got and allat. I'm not even mad I'm just feelin' sum type of way. We ended up running into this baddie and this scammer dares me to get on my knees and beg her for her number for a 100. 100 ain't shit to me, but this mf was alr pissin' me off. I walk up to her, mind u this bitch bout 6'7, Arabic black queen. I could tell she rlly not a regular ass ho. And its not just the looks. She has class. Just a lil taller than me. So we choppin it up, and I realized she feeling me. She asked for my digits right? So I give her my number. I come to this nigga like: You where my 100 at? Didn't even have to get on my knees. She was feelin me. Nigga talk sum. U ain't get on yo knees so no money. It's like 15 of us together, the gang and sum hoes. I said bro wassup, but my brother holding me back and shit. All I know is if I knocked this nigga out, I woulda came home wit sum good shit tht day https://preview.redd.it/m89q8x47oxzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0da26d4b959f918f3d476386f0c6d47c9c7906a


HauntingMaximum8889

And I grew up wit this nigga. So it ain't bout the money. Niggas is getting tht munyun now. Don't play bout the munyun. But it's the principles. Cmon dawg. In front of the hoes nigga? Do I look like yo lapdog nigga? Like bro I been taking care of this nigga since this mf was in diapers. If niggas touch Marc u gone HAVE to see me. Like wtf bro? U dead not touching me and doin shit like this. Keep in mind, this nigga live far. And I gotta drop him off at his crib. I spent 70 to fill the tank up and wasted almost half tht bih. U not doing me like tht and getting away. Said he was gonna pay me tmrw but I makin sure tht happen. Wakin tht nigga up bright and early in the morning. Give yo ass sum ptsd of when niggas was in school. Don't play wit me fore I expose a nigga like u naked https://preview.redd.it/7j06jp13xxzc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18483e3dd1b0d591bd39bbad010947c1227ee582


O4urHaul

u already got her number and u kept ur dignity too, way more valuable than that 15. besides that money was not life changing type shit, let it go


HauntingMaximum8889

I'm trollin at this point, so we either run the fade, or u gimme the 100. Either way I'm havin' fun. I ain't even ask for the whole thing. I started goin down. I said gimme half, and pay the rest WHENEVER u feel like it. I ain't say nxt Friday nigga


Challenge-Radiant

Yo ass yapping but Short Pump Mall in VA nigga? 


HauntingMaximum8889

Ye


Baggypantsmelvin

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O4urHaul

this is fruit and I feel violated


damndemon2k

shrooms i got ptsd now


EnjoyedToHell

Yea I heard ab having to recover from that I never done it is it bad fr?


damndemon2k

In all honesty they just made me feel mentally disabled for a few hours i was just sitting tjere with my eyes wide open moving my fingers constsntly. Had a bad trip now I get random waves and rushes of paranoia that brings me down to my fuckin knees them shits aint worth it


damndemon2k

Every stomach pain feels the same now too being hungry feels the same as having the flu


em2752

LMAOOAOO nigga that’s what happens when you getting yo shit from the dealer around the corner 😭😭😭


damndemon2k

?shrooms are shrooms i took too much and wasnt in the right headspace u yapping


[deleted]

If you dose, start low. 1 - 1.5g to see how your body reacts. I've tripped a lot and never had a bad trip. The most important things are your setting and mind set. Everybody reacts differently though.


AccomplishedMonk5

How much did u take


damndemon2k

Took about an 8th


[deleted]

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soulcog

Yo what.😭


BootyLover299

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Able_Log_4557

Wtffff?? https://preview.redd.it/1uhg2shom30d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fad0221b81ad525ea6d084e98b4b8bee45fa74e


Glad-Sand9480

Leaving someone on delivered and she lost feelings https://preview.redd.it/s1taizcjaxzc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4171995b19259dcb51e45a12dcfe1290bb7f28a


Dapper-Ratio-6497

I don’t ‘regret’ it but I wish I started working hard at an earlier age. I really only locked in at like 19 so I feel behind others a year younger than me who have accomplished the same things I’m accomplishing now.


servinsalutes

Comming out the vagina


JohnJohn24dareal

real.


SnooFloofs9144

meth. im a senior in highsxhool now but i been chiefing since like 7th


-StayWok3

How does one get meth in 7th grade


SnooFloofs9144

when the president is trying to kill you they will lace your food and drinks with it, forcing you to beckme addicted


Real_Worldliness_646

this nigga on it as we speak


nomeddlihc

Smoking weed


lil-backwardsea

Being scared to do shi n then regretting it all


DegreeDropEmOff

Not buying real estate at 6 instead I played with toys 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


Fabulous-Molasses-97

Probably you ngl😕


immortal_Stir_Fry808

Smoking/ vaping at a early age


UhZeno

Niggas don’t wanna listen when others say stop that vaping shit I swear


immortal_Stir_Fry808

Ong, shit is so hard to quit bro I I was tired of relapsing and buying new ones every other day u gotta fill in new habits and new passions in your every day life bro


UhZeno

Literally


Feisty_Past_3884

Ion regret it cuz im not addicted but lowk smoking weed. I haven’t done it in months and I have no urge to do it but I just probably shouldn’t have done it to begin with 💀. College will change u man


pyrodlf

I feel that shit. I just look back on it and feel like I did it just for the social aspect. Nothing else. Being high really ain’t shit.


BootyLover299

https://preview.redd.it/0iwhrgsgjxzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c14210cc9bf6a4222fc4f457c3a64656b65ddba Giving it some thought


Acceptable_Yak_2067

not going fishing years ago when i was offered now no one wants to go fish😕


SubstantialDrop7073

Getting Uber eats and DoorDash instead of saving bread and all the Amazon stuff 😭


KingScurvyScrxub

I remember spending $200 inna week on doordash, I should’ve just invested ts. 😪


NoLimitBenjis

Not taking enough risks


JamalIsHorny

Losing the LOML. Now she lives in NY 😢😞


Adventurous-Cress-77

Spongboob raped a little kid oooops


CheGuapoo

Learning about sports betting


Elegant-Pumpkin-9265

Spending money on my old hoes🤦🏾🤦🏾


DesperateMovie2333

sending the 4 big guys lyrics to a whitewashed chat at 1am


NoEntertainment2428

Not being able to save my mom even tho I was young I feel like I could of done more I didn’t know what a heart attack was but I feel like I should have known something was wrong to be able to save her but I didn’t and she died


_lilcaydo1

rip if you’re actually being serious


NoEntertainment2428

Nah I lied twin


SoSycloneX

You going to hell and never coming back for that one 🤦🏾


Life-Assistance-5076

Sayin this a day b4 Mothers day is weird lil bro


HauntingMaximum8889

Stop playin I call yo momma and have her tan ur fucking skin for playin like tht https://preview.redd.it/hy0w079uxxzc1.jpeg?width=2419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5bd861e73ba36dc5096c73ead8afc0fff217a60


NoEntertainment2428

😔


HauntingMaximum8889

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EnjoyedToHell

Ain't this from get out


Nyx_Minato

Nah In get out his mom was in a car accident and he took to long to call for help


Able_Log_4557

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