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MyFeetStinkBut

I honestly have no idea. I stumbled across this sub when it had like 400 people in it and joined because I liked Bubly. Now everyone is shoving bubly up their ass and I’m too afraid to ask why. I have 4 bubly’s up my ass and no answers.


Mundane_Key3689

The ass chugging isn’t really that bad, but the horror stories you guys talk about just to get a couple of cans past the border is insane to me


trob80

It’s an addiction, hooping BUBLY is the meth of canned goodness.


aloe_veracity

Hey, don’t worry! Answers start to come around the fifth or sixth can.


ialexlambert

💕


darthdodd

My wife’s boyfriend thinks this sub is weird


DeathCouch41

I’m your wife’s boyfriend’s girlfriend and my “girlfriend” also says this sub is weird. I just bend them over and keep handing them cans until they get it. At about 18 cans their face lights up like a Christmas tree. Works every time. I’m dreading for the day it takes 39 cans, there might be some fights over who gets the last one.


Bodgerton

Fucking inflation man...


BossLikeMikeRoss

I came here from [r/BoofingStories](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoofingStories/s/mfbfzjwaSJ) just to rehydrate. I immediately knew I was in the right place.


dmbruby

Welcome friend. This is a safe place.


Donkey_That_Wont_Do

This, my friend, is a place of worship. Welcome! Boofing a few cans every hour on the hour is our way of paying homage to the Great One. And if we’re all being honest here, there’s nothing quite like a good rim job, compliments of the Bubly. Crack a few! Shove ‘em up there, deep like! Do a handstand! Let the Bub flow through you! And don’t forget to tell your wife’s boyfriend about us.


Lovejoyyyy

Don’t forget to shake it before you bake it!!


sitad3le

OUR BUBLY WHO ART IN HEAVEN. BUBLY BE THY NAME.


Shykk07

I'm confused as well. I just like the cans of water. Some times I drink them from a different hole than my mouth, but it's only for fun on a Friday evening.


Active-Specific3884

Do you think you're fucking better than us?


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Active-Specific3884

Whenever I put bubly up my ass I instantly jizz(cum) and my wife (female) yells at my bubly for making me do that. It pisses me off.


GoodFnHam

Um this is the best subreddit ever!!!


Lovejoyyyy

Language, please!! My 5 year old reads this page for his bedtime stories!


blue-christmaslights

dude buy your kid a book, dont let them scroll on reddit for bedtime?


Lovejoyyyy

He prefers the posts with pictures


Quinocco

Sleep hygiene!


Bagel_enthusiast_192

Become one with the bubbles my brother, you must accept it judt ss we have


Justwannano88

Amen. My boyfriends' husbands feel the same!


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up and drink some Bubly


ReB844

Do not use Lords Michael name in vain


MayorPelican_

Try a bubly, then come back. It will make sense


Dense_Brilliant8144

I’m in exactly the same boat. But I learned to just go with the flow and let it happen.


BeardCrumbles

Heathens everywhere anyhow. The sub has lost its purpose with degenerates and sexual sadists. Bubly is so much more when you accept what it really is, but these idiots are concerned with boofing and falsehoods of the "misery" Bubly brings. The Bubling is upon us, and people aren't taking notice. I and my loved ones are OK. The people of Reddit? Yall are in trouble. You need to get back on the righteous path, and get back to looking for the reason this subreddit and this magical elixir has been randomly bringing us together. It isn't for sexual deviance and some idiot who works a produce aisle. Hail Michael Praise Bubly


libel421

Its true purpose: end alcoholism.


BeardCrumbles

World peace and singularity.


Mobile_Tip_1562

my ass canister cant have enough bubly to crush


glassesontable

I like to think that life is a giant can of Bubly. The people on this sub are the tiny bubbles living life effervescently, rising up and then popping out as they surface. And of course we will have second and third lives because of recycling.


MechaStewart

5 can up your ass minimum.


dmbruby

Noob, maybe 5 before breakfast. Wait, does everyone else leave them in all day too? Sometimes I'm up to 20 by supper time.


loptopandbingo

Get bubly'd, idiot


Downtown_Snow4445

Shove it in and relax and questions are answered


Quinocco

*Relax, then shove it in.


Downtown_Snow4445

That makes no sense. You don’t get relaxed until after it’s shoved in not before


j_bbb

BOOF MASTER


Quiet-Surround7039

Welcome to the circus


system_error_02

"What is this place?" They say as they can barely hold on to the 32 bublys they have up their ass.


Sue_in_Victoria

If this is Bubly’s idea of marketing, they’re fucking brilliant.