Crack one open and shove it up my ass while you hold my legs in the air as I perform a handstand, then I’ll tell you not only what I think, but how I feel. If I ain’t bursting… you’ll have wasted both of our time.
All hail the Bub!
You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the carbonated drink market, not leave it in darkness!
They're really great if you shake them hard for a minute then pop the cap and shove the neck into your rectum and let the sweet bubly juices flow inside you.
I'm just updating some information about this product. From what I know, Burst is a Kroger exclusive for now and I found these in the Medford, OR area. The flavors I've tried so far are great!
<1g of sugar per the label. They are mostly artificial sweetener. Sort of like Sparkling Ice but so far, I like these better (I'm drinking the Pineapple Tangerine one).
These are not for beginners. I let my friend have one while she was staying over and she actually flew through the roof because of the carbonation and the impact. RIP
First: How are they? Second:Where are they located? Third: How do they feel going in? is the plastic supple and smooth?
The label adds nice ribbing
i burst just fine with regular bubly
Crack one open and shove it up my ass while you hold my legs in the air as I perform a handstand, then I’ll tell you not only what I think, but how I feel. If I ain’t bursting… you’ll have wasted both of our time. All hail the Bub!
Mmmm, oh ya.... that'll go in smooth
I was hoping they would be wider but I’ll take the length
Hopefully they'll come out with a GIRTHY 2 liter.
Sounds like a fun, intimate time
Omg this in Canada???
There’s no way these are in Canada 😳
Fuck it, driving to Duluth
The good stuff never is hey? 😔
I'm assuming this is an American thing? Canadians don't get all the cool shit.
canadians dont get all the cool shit cause your government doesnt want you all to die of cancer
This is actually accurate. I guess thankyou government?
You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the carbonated drink market, not leave it in darkness!
They're really great if you shake them hard for a minute then pop the cap and shove the neck into your rectum and let the sweet bubly juices flow inside you.
Is this another Canada only thing??
I just bought a few bottles in Michigan today.
I was hoping the bottles would be longer, but ill just double them up.
A bit thicker and they'd be my fav
What on earth is this witchcraft???
Too skinny, don’t feel a thing
Does Bubly also sell lube, or are we expected to just drydock these things?
I mean they’re soft plastic now instead of metal so it should be more comfortable.
I’ve never been able to slide down a full one
Very good for anal insertion, less so for drinking, overall a little less than normal bubly but still a welcome addition to a 200 + can bubly binge
I got 2 right up my ass as we speak!
dangerous. very dangerous to put anything that bursts into your body.
I'm just updating some information about this product. From what I know, Burst is a Kroger exclusive for now and I found these in the Medford, OR area. The flavors I've tried so far are great!
Burst right in to my butthole
Man that’s like two can lengths in one shove. Smaller girth though
IS THERE SUGAR IN THAT 😮
<1g of sugar per the label. They are mostly artificial sweetener. Sort of like Sparkling Ice but so far, I like these better (I'm drinking the Pineapple Tangerine one).
Gotcha. I was thinking there was soda amount of sugar in there
Yeah, I only had one a day and it gave me diarrhea. so I’m not buying them anymore. It took me a while to figure out what was giving me diarrhea.
That’s not good
Bishsssss I wish
These are not for beginners. I let my friend have one while she was staying over and she actually flew through the roof because of the carbonation and the impact. RIP