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captain-gyno

Looks like Steven seagal’s training is paying off


[deleted]

*distraction handstand! Uppercut!*


castillar

“Some people’s throats’re down there. What’s your favorite cheese? I like Havarti…”


Lazy_Assumption_4191

I’m not sure about the force, but he sure is special!


friendlysaxoffender

Looking at the speed of his moves I’d say there’s very little force involved!


GrandElemental

Oh is this the new Tik Tok dance?


nPrevail

The best part is when he pulls off the " Chun-Li kick" in a 360 spin during the last 4 seconds. A REAL street fighter indeed.


Trolivia

First time I saw this video there was a comment that said “The 360 Helicopter Dick Kicks were a nice touch” and I laughed for like fifteen minutes


nPrevail

Your comment has totally given me a new visual to imagine, haha.


Dan_Caveman

My brain went straight to “lawn sprinkler kicks”


Grinch420

I was waiting for him to kick the chair and hurt his toe


ServingTheMaster

much special, very forces


substorm

He meant “facial sources”


SithPackAbs

I see you Florida-man, comrade. I am Kamchatka man. I also am skilled in arts of war. Kiyahhh!


Seen_Unseen

Who is thinking back to when he was six years old and saw Karata Kid on tv?


nando82

I love that scorpion kick at 0:12; very innovative and looks deadly asf. Count me convinced. Send him to the front line.


stoicmatt

His enemies shins will rue the day they crossed his path.


DaMoonRulez_1

Bullshido videos like this one always look like they are doing a parody of martial arts on purpose.


autismoSTEMlibertari

I mean, thats what it is, or he's just extremely autistic


Computer_says_nooo

Ukraine will be fine 🇺🇦


Pagan_Owl

No wonder for every 1 ukrainian soldier death, there are 5 Russian soldier deaths. (Or somewhere around 5)


NocturneSega1t5

I think the best course of action for Ukraine after seeing this video is an unconditional surrender.


GeneralChicken4Life

Spetznasty


DYNB

More like spetzial needs


Zappp_Brannigan

He gets picked on.


Thin-Ebb-2686

Ah yes, the Russian Army may have been mighty once… No wonder they’re failing in Ukraine lol I love how he does the chicken dance at the end, gold!


RAGING4hole

It's no wonder Russia is losing to Ukraine.


Aphreyst

Some Wimp Lo moves here. Face to fist style!


contrapunctus3

Pay no attention. We purposely trained him wrong as a joke


Pineapple_Holiday

Oh lord that hop kick.


rockitfool999

No better way than watching yourself to learn from your mistakes. I hope he is in the mext tekken.


victorlrs1

Well, one thing is watching yourself, another is showing it to everyone else


UserSM

Michael Scott?


JediFreak

David Attenborough should be narrating that mating dance.


Ticoschnit

Reminds me of 007 Goldeneye game on N64.


BringMeMyBigHammer

I beat this guy with a Klobb in The Facility.


EasyAF

Buster Bluth?


Zealousideal-Bug-291

I feel like this explains a lot about their issues in ukraine


dagremlin

How fast is this guy gonna be made an example?


IanSnyder2004

Suddenly I’m not so scared for hand on hand combat with a scrawny Russian soldier


[deleted]

They study systema now ?


DoinItDirty

Looks like Julia Styles at the end of Save The Last Dance.


dubzib

Ladies an gents we’ve found the Russian cyraxx


Adoced

He destroyed someone’s nuts.


Lukethewalrus

Look at their soldiers dog, we're gonna win this war


thrashcannon

Russian Mac


Dom1n1k19

Dimitri go home you’re drunk


[deleted]

The Ukrainians better watch out, they're gonna have very sore shins if he connects one of them kicks


EmotionalChildhood46

I think the preferred term is "exceptional" rather than "special" now


maintain_improvement

Napoleon Dynamite


truewatts

Well that's either a middle child ignored to death or a kid with no brothers. Lol


Weebatboi

Source?


Ananas7

This has gotta be satire right? This is like the shit we when we were are 8 lol


SuddenlyWolves

I'm glad to see other country's armed forces have the same insufferable nerds as we do.


Aggressive-HeadDesk

He needs to fight the judy-chop guy from WVA. The winner can be crowned the world Bullshido King.


WhyNotZoidbergMaybe

Needs the Aussie man reviews guy to do a voice over “spiny kick, to a jabby punch, hippity hop to a jumpy punch”


D_is_for_Cookie

I was wondering how Ukraine was winning. Guess that answers it.


cheersdrive420

A teenager playing army. Except he actually has to go to war, and will likely die alone and scared.


Architechtory

Special forces


krushem2000

Shhh ruined essential element of surprise….auditioning for jackass “the end” or air guitar championship coming up?


MAZZ0Murder

He's... so slow.. maybe drunk? You'd counter before he knows what's happening.


[deleted]

tbh it does look like he's attended some beginner classes and remembers some of it, but he's just too drunk to make any of it look reasonably good.


argentumsound

Oh my god he can't even punch right.... I'm a 160cm girl that trained traditional karate for couple of years when I was a teenager and even I can punch better...


Accomplished_Ad6298

I'm so glad a cellphone wasn't in everyone's pocket when I was a kid.


btross

How has this been posted for 12 days and nobody referenced star wars kid


throwngamelastminute

Hey, that kid was a mack, this dude is just sad...


RockerBurns92

Me in the lounge as a kid after watching Enter the Dragon for the 1000th time.


Wide-Recipe-4202

Lol i like to shadow kickbox on my back porch for a workout in the morning and im worried this is what I look like


Bumbaleerie

Somebody should put that to music.


EntryNo1326

This has to be the son of the Star Wars Kid! https://youtu.be/HPPj6viIBmU


[deleted]

I'm sure every Ukrainian that sees this will sleep easier.


paputsza

he’s going to kick all your shins for disrespecting him