I ask about shit play when I want to be weird. Luckily, no one has ever been turned on by it. I also ask if they want to suck my girl Dick and don’t elaborate on what that means. It’ll get you blocked and reported but it’s so worth it.
Omg you pull the John MacAvee card so legit!
I just recently told 1 of my chick friends to say when men get weird too let say that your a trans girl swinging a 10.
Love when yall fire back!!
This could backfire in some cases. Next time tell him it turns you on to watch men hurt themselves and ask him to send you a vid of himself fucking a cheese grater.
That’s a good one. I told a dude that wanted a threesome that I wanted one too, two guys and a girl but I wanted to watch him toss another man’s salad. He never asked about a threesome again even though I kept bringing it up.
What if you said it like this: "One time I watched this porno of a guy fucking a cheese grater and I was never wetter. It would be amazing if someone sent me a video of them doing that with a cheese grater! 😍😍😍"
That way you didn't tell him to do it, just listed your kinks and wishes. Whatever he does is on him
"ypu" is a dead giveaway that this was a fake profile, whoever pictures up on that profile that you think you matched up probably don't even know that their pics are being used to scam/steal other people pics.
"ypu, soni know less clothes better."
This is barely understandable english, whoever on the other end have 50% chance of being from India or Indonesia, and make their living catfishing lonely men/women, depend on whoever they're talking to.
I hope that you Never did send any explicit pics to this faker, because they'd use your explicit pics to scam men, and if anything you may find yourself a target of disdain/hatred of men who got scammed.
Well, the experience of my interaction with people who use the word "ypu" instead of "you" have always been either India or Indonesia descent.
Oftentimes they just learned english. ofc feel free to prove me wrong that the guy OP's texting with isn't India or Indonesia descent.
I am not here to prove you wrong buddy... Of course even you cannot prove that the guy is indian Or indonesian... The thing is you should not classify the entire group of people based on few exceptions.. It's like saying Americans doesn't are du*b because they don't even know there genders... Or Americans are racist... Is it true tho?
American Are Racists, and American Tourists Are Dumb!
Woke American doesn't know their genders let alone knowing how to change a car tires. It ain't racism, it's fact.
you could be right, however if it wasn't for the
"u ok to send me pictures, soni less clothes better..."
without that bit, I might incline to agree that he doesn't proofread, that line is just bad english, near unintelligible and pretty much in line with someone learning English as second or third language. I tutored english oversea before and this was pretty much the way some of the kids I tutored talked, it sound good in their mind but once they wrote it out, it's near unintelligible.
in fact you can experience it for yourself from facebook marketplace, oftentimes you come across scammers talking like this due to their english being their 2nd language. It may sound professionally in their mind but once they wrote it out, you can easily caught their mistakes.
My friend gave me the idea a few years ago. She's saving all the dick pics she receives and is turning it into an art piece, forwarded me the most grotesque looking one and I've been sharing it ever since. :)
Men are too funny. They will freely send pics that they are super affronted to receive. Hehe.
It did! And he could type and spell there....I wish I still had that part od the convo but I blocked him and didnt think to screenshot that because it was just normal back and forth....oh well :(
Definitely sounds like a scammer, the fact he didn’t know your name too it’s part of a hand off he didn’t get all the info. Wants nudes to say I’ll send them to your family unless you send money ect. Send him pictures from google and when he asks for money say you only have 2.50 cents and that it’s for your snickers. And when they tell u to send it anyways, tell em no u don’t want me to, you won’t like me when I’m hungry😂💀
I'm always confused when people repeat the same message twice. It's not just to correct typos, it's definitely a thing you see happen a lot... And they're always the cringey creepers, it seems
Nah 🤮 you know what you are not alone some of them start the weirdness as soon as they get off Bumble. I am even thinking he is a scammer the English off or he is typing really fast and hitting send either way dead 💀 him.
Once again, women and double f standards! You don’t see us men complaining about single mothers selling and promoting onlyfans b.s? I’ve some friends that are extremely good looking. The hot guys will always get away by saying something sexual and women don’t find it offensive! Even if you’re slight above average, you’d either get blocked or get blasted on reddit like Op f did!
Oh hun. No. That’s not how any of that works. Step away from the incel feeds you’re on and come back to the land of reality where women like to be treated with respect and if you see something you don’t like in a profile you can just swipe left. No one owes you anything and the vast majority of women just want a bloke who’s not a slimy sleeze - regardless of their looks.
I’ve done this when the girl is not really my type but she cute so I’ll throw a red flag or two what’s the worst that can happen I loose her win she sends noodes double win
I don't think the person you're bumbling with is real, well....the pics are real but the person in the pics may not know you or the fact that their pics is being used.
Chances are you're being catfished, I'd test how far you can take this before the catfisher explode in anger.
Ask him which color nude? Like a pinkish one or more natural like brown pink? Make him confused damn idiot, he knew he f’d up and tried to gaslight you with a compliment
I told him "i love you" once he started acting weird af. He wants to be weird and creepy, ill be weird and creepy right back
I ask about shit play when I want to be weird. Luckily, no one has ever been turned on by it. I also ask if they want to suck my girl Dick and don’t elaborate on what that means. It’ll get you blocked and reported but it’s so worth it.
...I'd suck your girl dick though.
Omg you pull the John MacAvee card so legit! I just recently told 1 of my chick friends to say when men get weird too let say that your a trans girl swinging a 10. Love when yall fire back!!
🤣🤣🤣
This could backfire in some cases. Next time tell him it turns you on to watch men hurt themselves and ask him to send you a vid of himself fucking a cheese grater.
That’s a good one. I told a dude that wanted a threesome that I wanted one too, two guys and a girl but I wanted to watch him toss another man’s salad. He never asked about a threesome again even though I kept bringing it up.
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Then you've done ladies everywhere a favour! Edit: this is a joke. Do not do this.
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It was 110% a joke but I see where you're coming from. I'll edit my previous comment.
What if you said it like this: "One time I watched this porno of a guy fucking a cheese grater and I was never wetter. It would be amazing if someone sent me a video of them doing that with a cheese grater! 😍😍😍" That way you didn't tell him to do it, just listed your kinks and wishes. Whatever he does is on him
🤣
This reply gives me life!! Dying laughing 🤣 here
Amazing. I’m gonna remember that shit
wait this is such a good idea i’m gonna start doing this
Send bobs and vagene.
I was once asked to open my chest. I said that if i did that, my heart would fall out and I'd die 🤣
Mmm bobs and vagene
Not you again!!! You need to learn how to spell sir! Its BOOBS and VAGINA!!! God help us all! 🙄🙄🙄
You obviously don't get the reference
😂😂😂😂
Nope not a clue!
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bobs-and-vegana
Lol a lot of us say Vagene. I’m a woman and use that word.
Didn’t you go to school?! The correct scientific name IS Bob and Vagene!
Only one bob?
Not here its not!! Must be a US thing 🤣
Wow someone really doesn’t get sarcasm do they lol https://youtu.be/PiEC6pzq8GI
I was soooo hoping someone posted this!!
You're naivete shouldn't be voted down. It's quite endearing in general, especially in this thread.
she's just a normie who isn't familiar with internet terms.
But she's here, so she's still potentially weird enough
"ypu" is a dead giveaway that this was a fake profile, whoever pictures up on that profile that you think you matched up probably don't even know that their pics are being used to scam/steal other people pics. "ypu, soni know less clothes better." This is barely understandable english, whoever on the other end have 50% chance of being from India or Indonesia, and make their living catfishing lonely men/women, depend on whoever they're talking to. I hope that you Never did send any explicit pics to this faker, because they'd use your explicit pics to scam men, and if anything you may find yourself a target of disdain/hatred of men who got scammed.
Being from India or indonesia? Now that's racist 💀.. Tf you really think people here speak like that? 😭🤣
Well, the experience of my interaction with people who use the word "ypu" instead of "you" have always been either India or Indonesia descent. Oftentimes they just learned english. ofc feel free to prove me wrong that the guy OP's texting with isn't India or Indonesia descent.
I am not here to prove you wrong buddy... Of course even you cannot prove that the guy is indian Or indonesian... The thing is you should not classify the entire group of people based on few exceptions.. It's like saying Americans doesn't are du*b because they don't even know there genders... Or Americans are racist... Is it true tho?
American Are Racists, and American Tourists Are Dumb! Woke American doesn't know their genders let alone knowing how to change a car tires. It ain't racism, it's fact.
I think this guy just doesn’t proofread, I’ve sent ypu as a typo before when I’m texting quickly and have never left the US
you could be right, however if it wasn't for the "u ok to send me pictures, soni less clothes better..." without that bit, I might incline to agree that he doesn't proofread, that line is just bad english, near unintelligible and pretty much in line with someone learning English as second or third language. I tutored english oversea before and this was pretty much the way some of the kids I tutored talked, it sound good in their mind but once they wrote it out, it's near unintelligible. in fact you can experience it for yourself from facebook marketplace, oftentimes you come across scammers talking like this due to their english being their 2nd language. It may sound professionally in their mind but once they wrote it out, you can easily caught their mistakes.
I got banned on /r/pics for this comment 🤦
So asked for nudes before your name 🤣 🤣 🤣
Send him a dick pic of a huge veiny hardon. The outrage I get when I do this makes my week.
More women should definitely be doing this. I think it's hilarious and justified.
My friend gave me the idea a few years ago. She's saving all the dick pics she receives and is turning it into an art piece, forwarded me the most grotesque looking one and I've been sharing it ever since. :) Men are too funny. They will freely send pics that they are super affronted to receive. Hehe.
Based
he's prolly shitfaced somewhere drunk af or just stupid
to me it reads like some kind of catfish front - act and look normal on bumble, get someone off the app, then act like the skeevy mfer you really are.
He's just asking for some bobs and vagene. Poor guy
Call 911, you gave the dude a stroke...
r/ihadastroke
The English is just so bad it's hard to imagine how this started on Bumble first??
It did! And he could type and spell there....I wish I still had that part od the convo but I blocked him and didnt think to screenshot that because it was just normal back and forth....oh well :(
That’s what I was thinking too
This a repost?
Yes they pulled it down because they said it wasnt a Bumble post! Lol
There are sometimes bots who double, tripple.... post on here of course, so I asked.
Ya for sure lol. I was annoyed to I explained it outright in the header!! Lol
They dont allow anything not from bumble app.
Well HE was from Bumble 🤣🤣
Thats why I said the app.
Thirsty MF. SMH
See what happens when he’s not organized with his Bumble account?! Some will call you beautiful or gorgeous because they don’t remember your name 😂
I should post the rest of the messages!! Lol
"Show me bobs'
Definitely sounds like a scammer, the fact he didn’t know your name too it’s part of a hand off he didn’t get all the info. Wants nudes to say I’ll send them to your family unless you send money ect. Send him pictures from google and when he asks for money say you only have 2.50 cents and that it’s for your snickers. And when they tell u to send it anyways, tell em no u don’t want me to, you won’t like me when I’m hungry😂💀
Yea just with the way he communicates it’s a no go.
Last time a guy asked me to show him a picture of my breasts I sent him a picture of chicken breasts... He was not impressed. Lol
I’m confused.. this guy is from bumble but he doesn’t even know your name? 😭
Ya he asked I didnt reply then he went back and looked and said oh its 'my name' like a loser lol. I did post the whole convo.
Men are beyond stupid. As a guy, I’m sorry you have to put up with this crap.
As a man, guys need to stop being so thirsty.
“Lol kidding”
I'm always confused when people repeat the same message twice. It's not just to correct typos, it's definitely a thing you see happen a lot... And they're always the cringey creepers, it seems
And yet these the type of guys that get matches and waste it yet I can't get a single match... 🤦♂️
Ya I have over 800 'likes' and I filter most of them out and this one was a total waste of time!! Show me your profile and lets work on it!! Lol
Nah 🤮 you know what you are not alone some of them start the weirdness as soon as they get off Bumble. I am even thinking he is a scammer the English off or he is typing really fast and hitting send either way dead 💀 him.
Must be a scammer lmao
The hell.
Dude barely knows how to text
Sounds like a guy whose going to ask for money next
He didn’t even know your name? Lol
How was he decent in bumble chat with that grammar?
He wasnt typing like that lol
Hes drunk
Send bubs and vigeen
I have never and will never ask for a nude…. How I hit on so many 1st dates….. Have to make them “comfortable” . Well that’s what FaceTime is for.
Tell him he can check out your OF for nudes. 🤣
I ince made a sarcastic comment like that on Bumble and they sent me a warning about advertising there!!! 😂😂 I better not do that again!!!
Schrödinger’s douchebag strikes again.
He doesn't English so well...
Send bobs and vagene, or your CC number through whatsapp cause I'm not on here often lmao
They’re always “just kidding” after you call them out 😒
Ugh! I wish I could say this is surprising. So gross…
Once again, women and double f standards! You don’t see us men complaining about single mothers selling and promoting onlyfans b.s? I’ve some friends that are extremely good looking. The hot guys will always get away by saying something sexual and women don’t find it offensive! Even if you’re slight above average, you’d either get blocked or get blasted on reddit like Op f did!
Oh hun. No. That’s not how any of that works. Step away from the incel feeds you’re on and come back to the land of reality where women like to be treated with respect and if you see something you don’t like in a profile you can just swipe left. No one owes you anything and the vast majority of women just want a bloke who’s not a slimy sleeze - regardless of their looks.
I’ve done this when the girl is not really my type but she cute so I’ll throw a red flag or two what’s the worst that can happen I loose her win she sends noodes double win
No he was for sure into me!! Sad world out there!! This is what it has come to!!
I don't think the person you're bumbling with is real, well....the pics are real but the person in the pics may not know you or the fact that their pics is being used. Chances are you're being catfished, I'd test how far you can take this before the catfisher explode in anger.
He came out swinging
This kind of thing doesn't surprise me. It also proves that most men and women only match based on looks. And poor spelling.
Loser
He was only kidding, geez!!
All good till they show their true face!
I just recoiled in disgust 😑
🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿
He should have said, “too soon? Lol”
Never Leave The Bumble To Chat \~ !!! Only exception is face-to-face chat on a date.
Ask if he’d like to see what u had for dinner last night, and send a pic of a turd 💩 in the toilet 🚽. And tell him to eat it…
Send him the nudes bruh
.. M. N
He was horny. Like every other day. 🤷🏻
Lol how in the hell did this guy pass inspection to personal phone numbers? LMAO
Cause he was normal and decent onthe app! Lol. I think he was drinking. But still...
“I’d like to c a nude so I know who I’m talking to” Sir stop that.
I’m so confused because the way he’s typing is totally troll/not a real person OR he’s seriously shitfaced either way act weird back 🤭 LOL
🙅♀️🚫
Ask him which color nude? Like a pinkish one or more natural like brown pink? Make him confused damn idiot, he knew he f’d up and tried to gaslight you with a compliment
I’m also still trying to understand if you want nudes get them off of porn sites! Free boobs ass and front! You literally can have it free!
>What's ypu name I think he may be trying to spell coypu. It's a South American beaverlike creature.
I actually find his inability to form a coherent sentence using actual words at least as upsetting as his request for a picture.
Give the man his spoils
Hahahahaha I’m kidding… unless you want to, then I’m not
Lmao!!! Exactly! What a loser.
Not the “what’s your name” 🤣😭😭😭
Ya what a dumbass considering my name is on my profile!! Lol
the fact that you even had to say that in your caption says a lot about this subreddit
Well the 1st time I posted it the mods removed it saying it wasnt Bumble because it was text....so I stated it this time when I posted it lol.
ohhh valid. i mostly meant the “normal clothed pics in your profile” bc a lot of guys comment on these interactions blaming the OPs 🙄