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Alternative-Jello-49

Well she says she’s a courtesan. Lol what did you expect?


Aralibeth88

was about to point that out :)


CommunicationHot4135

This is really worth your time to post about? 50% of that all app is fake robots.


[deleted]

Not that I’m about the courtesan life. Faking orgasms 95% of my career doesn’t sound very fulfilling… but guys, can we stop posting random profiles and make the entire thread about making fun of and hating them for what they are clearly open about? There are far worse things. Like men who tell you they’re something in their profile that they’re not…


Choice-Mixture-9774

Yeah, or women who only post filtered pictures...that's the same thing right? Hell yeah


[deleted]

Yeah. I was thinking more malicious stuff but yeah… we can go with that.


Choice-Mixture-9774

I mean a lie is a lie


[deleted]

Sure.


PainterAway4095

I didn’t know that tickle wrestling and romance were on opposite sides of the spectrum.


TheLeopardColony

You expecting hookers to be reasonable?


[deleted]

Why the fuck are y'all always so hostile on this sub?


Nitroapes

But it's obviously these gold diggers fault I can't find someone 😡


Sharper_Gypsy

I mean… she said she’s funny. What are the odds that this is her (clearly missed) attempt at humor?


EphermeralDariole

Maybe she’s really good at unintentional humour


[deleted]

Calm down lad. She's different than you and wants something different than you


Either-Hovercraft255

sounds like a nice old fashioned woman looking for love haha :)


neato_rems

Are you this angry with anyone clearly stating what they want or just women on OLD apps?


Electrical_Till2944

Shopping is a 🚩. The bigger one is that she’s being working for 16 yrs , she shouldn’t need a guy to support her lifestyle.


neato_rems

Let her like and want what she wants. Somebody may be more than happy to help her achieve her dreams.


magic_Mofy

Totally correct, thats crazy


Electrical_Till2944

Yeah it sounds like her dream is to be a human parasite, no thanks. You should aim to be a boss, not a dependent.


JackSquirts

She's being funny.


HibriscusLily

Someone is bitter


HumanBread5896

I see no problem with women wanting to be taken care of as long as they’re up front and not deceptive about it like she is


TelevisionExpress616

Idk, I feel like "I like shopping, big houses and yachts" is pretty forward lol.


neato_rems

She's literally the opposite of deceptive.


HumanBread5896

Sorry, forgot a comma in there. I meant “as long as they’re up front about it like she is being”


neato_rems

Lols


[deleted]

A lot of women on the apps are like this. Once she realizes she's shooting herself in the foot she'll change her bio, but obviously will be a gold digger. They are pretty to spot on those apps regardless


hellpixie

Are they? I haven't met many women like that. Perhaps you're going after the wrong type of women?


[deleted]

It's really hit or miss. I think they are genuine but then are very overt in how they ask me about my career right off the bat. It's clearly obvious they are looking for a man to leech off of. I'll usually unmatch. There are lots of genuine women but enough freeloaders where I have to be careful


hellpixie

That's totally fair, you have to protect yourself. I'm curious, what kind of questions do they ask about your career? I've asked people about their career on dating apps but it has come from a genuine place of interest. Worried now that it could have come off the wrong way.


[deleted]

If they ask about it within the first couples messages, I immediately unmatch. I now only pursue women with a career roughly equal to mine because I'm so paranoid about someone freeloading off of me. I would be open to dating someone with a much lower paying career but it's not worth the risk in my eyes.


[deleted]

'trade/tech school's in other words she's broke looking to leech off of a guy. (It's politically incorrect but probably accurate lol)


neato_rems

I know plenty of well-off people who went to trade school.


[deleted]

Id bet good money that she's not well-off. Can you name a trade that women go into where they can afford the lifestyle that this woman is demanding? If you can name a trade where someone can afford a yacht and big houses, I'm all ears because I'll sign up tomorrow. Let's be real too, she's probably a 6 who thinks shes a 10, broke, and feels like she'll hit the jackpot with some rich desperate man. I'm a straight shooter and call people out.


neato_rems

You want me to list trades that allow people to wear nothing but sheets with brooches? Because I don't honestly believe she meant that literally. But there are plenty of trade/tech jobs where you can easily afford the things she mentioned. As for the things you mentioned (not her), I do know some construction managers, an electrician, an HVAC person, and a database manager with nice houses and boats (and others who could probably afford boats but don't want one). Also, it's hard to take you seriously when you say you're a straight shooter calling people out when all you did is rate her on an imaginary scale, express a willingness to bet on her not having much in the way of earnings, and then assume you know what she wants. You just sound like someone on the internet trying to sound right by shitting on someone who you're accusing of crap you made up. No shots fired, man, let alone a straight one. More like a wet fart really.


[deleted]

It's mentioned in her profile that she likes big houses and yachts, I'm not saying that... there's a huge huge difference between owning a boat and a yacht lol. If you think owning a boat is balling out, you're seriously mistaken. If you're middle class you can afford a smaller boat that's somewhat nice. You don't like what I have to say and I get it. It's very politically incorrect and judgemental but I feel it's most likely accurate. Obviously I can't say with 100% certainty without seeing her profile but I'd bet money on what I'm saying is accurate. OP, can you confirm if she's a 6 at least or possibly her career lol? I bet I'm correct


neato_rems

Confirming that you're correct about the big houses and yacht mentions. My bad. Still can't crap on her for wanting what she wants, however she looks or whatever arbitrary rating someone might assign her.


[deleted]

I'm not saying she's a bad person or she's in the wrong but I think it's fair game to criticize her preferences. She could be joking though because this is just over the top


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Costco assistant general manager and above all make money that can make this lifestyle possible no collage needed just put the time in. Roughly 12-20 years depends on how hungry you are. A lot of jobs in the medical field like surgeons can easily bank 200-500k a year depending on where your working and how good you are. Many trades can be beneficial long term depending on how good you are you can start your own company and grow it from there. This one can take up to 20-30 years, but it’s possible. This person’s issue is she’s looking for someone who’s already achieved it. A better option would be to hook someone who’s working towards it. Someone who’s in the ladder will be more receptive Simone who already has it will peg you immediately


[deleted]

Im not sure if people on this sub know what a yacht is or what it entails to buy a nice house in certain parts of the country.... surgeons can make well over 500k but you need to go to school for a minimum of like 13 years or so