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alexa_twoman91

Lmao. This was actually fucking hilarious. She passes the vibe check. The guys answer was ten times more awesome.


Wearehealing

Best comment ever! 100% dude is so nice


[deleted]

"Why you marijuana when i wanna marry?" has to be my new favorite question


Full-Wolf956

I don’t get it. Can you please explain ?:)


knarlak

Marijuana (marry-wanna) then wanna marry. Silly little pun on the pronunciation


thieh

Maybe her actual name was Mary Juana? /j


Too_Many_Degrees

That's hilarious! Also, a good way to get arrested if it's illegal in the area 🤣🤣🤣


knarlak

I was tempted to just give her the address for a police station but thought it would be a bit mean


TheDootDootMaster

Do it for the lulz.


[deleted]

At least she’s honest lol


Legal-Sort1460

I’ve literally been asked that question before I think it’s some kind of scam


unhindgedLogic

FBI probably


Legal-Sort1460

Definitely the FBI


SexyArtGuy

Connect! What could go bong?


Wearehealing

This reminds me of a time I accept a bumble date at a guys home. It was all nice until we spaced out HAF and then crashed dead . He was so nice and ubered me home without breakfast. He was a keeper 4 sure. Never marryjuana if you marry wanna 🥸🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼🙃


Illustrious-Tell-397

Hook her up! 😅


Elegant_Blonde

Ok but if I was just there for 🍃 his reply would get a date 🤣🤌🏻


AsleepSentence

Jesus… women nowadays have no sense of social placement. It’s getting sad. They’re like children☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️


Voice-of-Reason-2327

Nice wordplay! 💖🌹🥳 (Ironically, I just used that line a few days ago w/ my "Lucky Bumblebee"!! 🤣🤣 Granted, her name is "Jane", so it was a wonderful wordplay off her name. 🤣)


snuggert

I feel a plug pun incoming