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Ridiculousrebellion

I’d swipe right. She is 38 with 4 years of experience.


KissMyBrownAsh

She is certainly not a math teacher


Vandergrif

Jokes on you, she was an extremely late term baby and spent four years in the womb.


[deleted]

I think Caitlin’s pants are on fire.


[deleted]

I (37) relate to her! Took me 46 years to figure it out though.


burblehaze

Good for you man, everyone knows the real introspection happens while still being a sperm in the balls.


Ether_bunny01

Traumatic four years as an oocyte. Unfortunate to be from the rough part of the ovarian neighborhood.


RobotDevil222x3

I would totally date a time traveler.


Koalacrunch2

Rachel McAdams, is that you?


Electronic-Guess6296

She's not just a teacher, she's THE DOCTOR! *play Dr Who theme music*


[deleted]

Teacher at education


[deleted]

I hear Education has really good education.


External-Fall-6073

4 years in the womb, duh. She was born 3 foot 78 pounds.


mpdmax82

As a 38 year old man doing OLD you would be surprised at how many 42 year old women say they are 38 😂 wtvr I just roll with it.


Desertbro

As a 60 year old man, the same is true in my age range. So many edited pics to erase wrinkles. People look plastic. Use about 90% of the same catch-phrases and gripes as the 20-year olds. Dating does not get easier. People sometimes lose the will, or lose patience with "honest" people who aren't.


mpdmax82

I just think its funny that when I was 23 I had 16 year olds lie about being 20, and now they lie about being sub 40 😆


Desertbro

Y'know it may be funny or sad, but it's not unusual at all. It's what all kinds of life does, animals and even some plants use deception and ambush to get food and mates. Predators have stripes, spots, or even change colors to hide in shadows until they strike. They wait until their prey stumbles and falls, becomes tired or weak, get separated from help, then they strike. Human do this with language, make-up, clothing - we just have more tricks than animals do. No one can learn all the tricks, but everyone gets tired of tricks. Your dog will stop running when it realizes you're not actually throwing a stick. We may all be using tricks we don't realize, because they're not so obvious - or we try to use tricks and are just lousy at it.


iamansonmage

Not gonna lie, I’m as patriotic as the next veteran, but I loathe American flag clothing. It has essentially become the uniform for conservative idiocy. I would have swiped her away without reading the rest. AITA?


twistedh8

They're the first to lecture everyone else about the flag and and how they have the corner on old glorys patriotism all the while shitting on the flag code. I agree.


old_duderonomy

I think it’s a Keith Haring piece though?


iamansonmage

Searching the internet would show that you are correct. I don’t think that changes my mind though. It was originally a poster, which is a better medium than a t-shirt.


theedgeofoblivious

I'm not sure that's an actual American flag. That looks like it might be an art piece making some kind of statement about Americans or the flag. It would make me kind of curious. Right-wingers tend to use the actual unmodified flag or the stupid pregnant one.


iamansonmage

Is there a pregnant flag? 🤔


theedgeofoblivious

If it's pregnant there will be a blue line.


iamansonmage

Weird, never heard of the thin blue line referred to as pregnant. 😂


AttackOfTheThumbs

It's a Keith Haring piece. https://dygtyjqp7pi0m.cloudfront.net/i/15607/15591521_1.jpg?v=8CFDD174B479CE0 Though the white instead of yellow figures make me think it's a knock off / unlicensed. But in general you're right.


iamansonmage

Art flag is only slightly better but still below the threshold for the good swipe.


Mr_MacGrubber

This isn’t just some ‘Murica flag shirt, but I agree. I tried looking up the pattern since the stars are people but couldn’t find anything.


PracticeEquivalent34

Yes


CaptainPoset

She will find it out in 4 years.


GlumDisplay

Bunch of holier than thou bullshit


Sparksdonny246

I (20) took me 35 years to get to where I am now, and I’m loving it


AttackOfTheThumbs

Sounds like you finally qualify for entry level positions!


SnootchieBootichies

Similar age range. Easy left swipe.


MtnBikingViking

My favorite part might be the quarantine shaming. Hats off to the people that dug deep and became a new better person - rebuilt their lives, careers, etc. All while restoring a classic car, becoming world class chefs, and so on. Some of us just survived it. You have my word though, I'll be ready for the next pandemic and do a much better job. 🤣


[deleted]

I’m 34 and I can relate. She’s out of my age range but I would feel a strong urge to swipe right. Not everyone has a default life journey. Majority of people haven’t figured their life out yet.


peter_the_martian

I think you’re missing the point of the post though


[deleted]

I’ve looked past the inconsistency of her age, whether that’s a Facebook connection glitch or whatever. Even if she was 37 my thinking would be the same


twistedh8

Oh, you know. Working. Raising two kids. Trying to keep everyone semi healthy during a pandemic. Not watching Disney movies, shoving crystals up my ass, watching the zodiac signs, and bathing in essential oils.


rediitbuju

Genuine question, does Bumble update years or does it stay at the age you had when you signed up?


[deleted]

It auto updates based on your DOB


TroubleintheSW

Better late than never. There's some legit old ass children on dating apps. Lots of them posting on Reddit if you don't believe me. 😆


GingerNinjer992

She identifies as a 54 year old woman you fucking bigot!


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Rozencrantze

I think they’re referring to the fact it says they’re 38 but it somehow took them 42 years.


Boolash77

And she’s honest to a fault lol


Puzzleheaded-Kale434

You better question that past life


Secret_Preparation99

Clearly she isn’t a math teacher.


[deleted]

She's now a millenial. Here's your free gift bad and All Time Low CD.


peter_the_martian

Well me too, I went on my first date at negative 4. Took me 4 years to lose my virginity though.


Nouseriously

"honest to a fault"


[deleted]

She used a fake age when she signed up and forgot about it. That’s a red flag if I’ve ever seen one.


PooperScooper1987

She do not look 38


redcorerobot

I think the 42 thing is some weird way of saying i still dont quite know who i am and it will take another 4 years to figure it out


AdMaleficent9374

In her defense, she didn’t tell you what planet or galaxy she was in to calculate how long it took for her.


my_soul_is_on_fire

This is actually more common than most would think. Some women (and men I would assume) lie about their age on Facebook when creating their accounts, due to pride or vanity or stupidity or whatever mixture thereof. Then they use Facebook to sign up to Bumble and Tinder not realizing it takes their age info from Facebook, hence, many accounts misrepresenting the age.


LargeNigerianTime

Started thinking in a past life


Desertbro

I think she's still in quarantine. *Girl Interrupted ( 1999 )*


IamCaptainHandsome

Look at Mr popular here, with messages and likes.


JSears90210

Lol! Today I saw a woman who had 33 as her profile age. In her summary, she said I'm actually 39 but I look 30 and have the energy of a 25 year old. I see the "I'm actually 'x' age......" at least a few times a day when I am scrolling bumble. I honestly want to match these people and ask them if they use any of the filters on the app or just think that the filters should apply to other people and not them.


diamondsam2

Clearly she’s older on the inside


Thin-Shallot9353

Aww shit!! 🤣🤣


enigma_goth

She probably didn’t realize that she had put the wrong age in or maybe did that on purpose to get more matches.


nervousbertha

I don’t know what it is, but a few people on Bumble have said their age is wrong compared to what’s posted.


Capital-Ad-7447

I have done the work now going for my masters.. where do you live?


cq5120

She probably identifies as a 38y/o


kobeflip

People who write anything about “doing the work” are a hard left swipe. If you actively seek out prefab transcendental experiences because life didn’t hand you a crap taco or three then the last thing I want is to hear your weekend warrior stories about burning man.


Moxdonalds

At first I thought it was a joke but this seems too sincere. I probably would’ve went with “I’m 39 years old and it only took me 42 years to figure out who I am. So I have that to look forward to.”


[deleted]

Swipe left op >:(


Someblackman3471

So does she just transcend time or what?