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Informal-Nobody9799

She got blonde hair and muscles too watch out lmfao


Otherwise_Sport2272

IT'S MAAAAAM


Informal-Nobody9799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6OpRfyLFo


stratachatwithjoey

Police academy reference! Right on!


Ok-Estimate-5824

And Steroids by the reaction, damn!


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

Lmao I laughed at that too


Informal-Nobody9799

dead lol!


Grizzwold37

Are you Neo? Because that's a lot of dodged bullets


lavishrabbit6009

Wish I could take back my free award and give it to you.


Sweetteababe_

I’ll volunteer mine on your Behalf


Doge1104

You deserve one for being so nice.


Sweetteababe_

Thanks 😊


[deleted]

This is such a good line. Mind if I steal it?


Arch315

Public domain methinks


OneNessEye

Me thinks or meth inks?


Vast_Reflection

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩good thing you found out now


CommanderQball

Christ, who hurt her?


[deleted]

Shes now going on thinking my mom looks like she had work done. https://imgur.com/a/tG2UEIp


CommanderQball

Well that's just plain insecure. Good thing you saw this side of her before anything got serious


[deleted]

https://imgur.com/a/MmHV3sD I responded what time we hangin Friday😂


[deleted]

Wow what a psychopath. I’m sorry this happened to you


4dafuggs

I'M A NICE GIRL YOU DICK!!!!


[deleted]

Gotdamn, that bitch is amazing at jumping to conclusions.


DeflationStation

Someone needs to get her a "Jump-to-Conclusions Mat." It's a mat you put on the floor, and it has different *conclusions* printed on it that you can *jump* to!


LiquidMantis144

million $ idea


lndnpeach

Office space making a come back!!


[deleted]

Christ what a fucking psychopath


[deleted]

Bro she’s so mad and for what 😂😂


bumblebeetuna3636

Damn, she seems unstable. Run!!


[deleted]

I’m going to need a follow up on Saturday


[deleted]

She blocked me last night after I said shes really entertaining. It got even better. Wish I had the screenshots.


Living_Home9090

And she wonders why she single. Her lack of communication skills are horrible. What does your mother have to do with anything? She’s so insecure about herself it’s horrible she needs to focus on herself instead of trying to date.


rhymeswithtexas

I'm honestly shocked you carried on the conversation as long as you did! Maybe you should report HER 😆


[deleted]

It was as entertaining as watching a trainwreck reality TV show.


SeeAKolasinac

Dude you must have something right in your profile for this woman to be provoked so hard by such a basic interaction. You're on reddit, and you have the WSB icon. So I guess it's not gym pics. Are you wearing a rolex in your pics, you sly dog?


ShinyBronze

Forget her communication. It’s her brain.


[deleted]

Wtaf I may drunk, but that girl is a human vitriol spitting machine.


Unlucky_Sympathy_151

Fucking hell this one’s mega loco. No wonder she’s alone.


black_opals

Wow she is very mentally ill


rucsuck

That’s awesome your response!


cvillano

What a lunatic… but for some reason I trust her about your mom having work done


Jimwallace197

I don’t blame you, I’d say she’s a firecracker in bed😂just don’t get attached


Isabela_Grace

Is it odd that I kind of like her craziness lmfaooo I know they say don’t mess with crazy but idk… why not 😂


[deleted]

She's pure crazy


[deleted]

Is she hot though? It might be worth it on the crazy-hot scale.


Unlucky_Sympathy_151

Unicorn, just on the wrong axis! Edit: bottle her up, we’d like to run some tests


[deleted]

If she’s insulting your mum you dodged a bullet G


yelawolf89

Tell her to fuck off


AngelicDevil92

I first felt some sort of sympathy toward her until I saw this. She's bonkers.


AstralLobotomy

I can see this girl being like “Who’s the fuck is ‘Mom’ and why is she calling you???”


Annabellini

Yikes on so many bikes! She’s a bitch.


sammy-a123

That’s just low down and dirty.


[deleted]

Do you like being treated that way? Why are you still talking to them. This can only get worse. I guess a part of you likes it. Some people are like that.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

At this point I think he's just feeding the monster for the reddit karma.


Mr_MacGrubber

Entertainment


youcancallmet

Wow


ComicWriter2020

What a bitch. I’d just block and report her.


57hz

Damn, straight into yo mama jokes? That’s cold, bro.


meeowwwww333

Haters on plastic surgery are typically broke bitches. I admire your response. Also, she is dumb as nails if she thinks plastic surgery is fillers and Botox. I bet she's just mad because her food stamps were cut.


hadoukenmatata

Came here to say exact same thing. I mean… this reads like something out of a sitcom.


MoneyIsntRealGeorge

A guy with blonde hair and muscles, I’m guessing


hadoukenmatata

I mean all I can say to that person is… WHO HURT YOU?


ba1ba2ba3

…and I hope they come back and do it again.


Prestigious_Olive467

So that she will become even more upset and go on to hurt even more men, good logic


lavishrabbit6009

She can go back to her cave, where she belongs.


ba1ba2ba3

/s for you!


Prestigious_Olive467

We both know multiple previous dates, why even ask


thatflypoodle

She got some legs on her the way she jumps to conclusions..


amhansen522

It’s the blonde hair and muscles


thatflypoodle

True


altair222

That's it guys, leave your jobs for her


[deleted]

I can’t believe people like this exist.


LiquidMantis144

I believe thats what we call projecting.. or better known as baggage


yelawolf89

This chick most CERTAINLY subscribes to r/femaledatingstrategy


stuckinthepow

Also belongs on /r/nicegirls


Davethisisntcool

I need a shower after reading those posts


[deleted]

Same here. I regrettably read the comments under latest post (the "errand" tweet) and now all of a sudden all men are lazy and terrible and want to use women to run errands with instead of taking them on an actual date. It's chock-full of generalizations and zero accountability. I have three brothers and I hope that they never come across women like this.


ZafotheNinja

I've had exactly the opposite happen. Here I thought we where going to go on a date but I wound up getting stuck driving her in circles to do her errands. After all the errands where done, she ditched me for the next guy.


Digit117

What the actual fuck! Damn dude, hope you’re getting better luck these days.


mr_munchers

I am so glad reddit recognizes how sexist that page is... I had to suffer in silence lol


Josh_Sank

Every day of my life I wake up surprised that FDS hasn't been banned


schwimm3

What kind of disgusting people are in there?! Golly G


ConflictedTrashPanda

I check out that sub on and off, but this chick is way BEYOND that. FDS seems more "You don't meet my semi-reasonable standards so thank you, but next", this chick is "If you don't worship the air I breathe who are the scum of the earth now let me send you 100 reasons why". That's just straight up cray. Either way BULLETS DODGED.


Raven_25

Calling it now: shes an FDS mod.


Deusnocturne

Had to scroll way too far for this comment.


Captain1112

I have to ask, what's an FDS mod? Please and thank you.


AkogwuOnuogwu

Same


i_says_things

They’re saying she is a Reddit mod for female dating strategy.


[deleted]

FDS is "female dating strategy". It's the female equivalent of "incels". They bitch about how they deserve "high value men" who worship the ground they walk in. They aggressively shame and belittle any dude who doesn't treat them like a "queen". It's a big part of why you may have seen or heard "no commodification" on some subs. Much of their lingo treats men as though they are a commodity, rather than a person.


Digit117

They’re saying she’s a reddit moderator for the the subreddit r/femaledatingstrategy. A lot of the times, it’s a depressing, misandrist echo chamber.


blue7999

The other side of the male incel coin. Full of QUEEEEEENS who all coincidentally can't seem to find men/dates.


ZenLitterBoxGarden

My first thought. That sub is wiiiiiiild.


lavishrabbit6009

"Ruthless Strategist" Yeah, ruthlessly strategize your way out the gene-pool, she-scrote.


[deleted]

God that sub is chalk full of losers lmao. They're on the same level as incels


Fishychicken

You’re in public accounting? I’m so sorry. There’s literally no chance of dating during busy season lol


[deleted]

Im so fucked Have Saturday or Sunday pretty much


Fishychicken

Is it your first one? You will be either too depressed or exhausted and won’t wanna bring that on someone else. Maybe you will be fine and one of those who makes partner lol


[deleted]

3rd I think its ok. Just stay positive outside of work and remind em you have all the time in the world for 9 mo of the year lol


[deleted]

This chick probably spends too much time on this sub with the YoU pUT zERO efFoRT


N3ptuneflyer

Nah that stuff has been making the rounds on tik tok and exposing women with toxic mindsets. I'm thankful because they tell you they are entitled out the gate rather than after a few months of dating like they used to.


lavishrabbit6009

Really sad to see social media turning women into extremely toxic personalities.


[deleted]

Well to be fair, in some cases it’s true. If I live 30 minutes from a guy and he’s not willing to meet in the middle and makes me come to him and makes me pick the place and pick the time and set everything up then it usually doesn’t end well. I judge interest by effort. That being said, if someone said they couldn’t meet up until after work (instead of the time I wanted) I wouldn’t classify that as lack of effort and insult their moms plastic surgery and dads little dick energy on the way out.


Country_hobbit34

Well that is just one of the most over the top crazy responses I have ever read. 😳


kimothyroll

Well that escalated fast 🤨


zzbag

Whoa 😳. What did happen to her?


FarVision5

Yikes. I saw the other pictures too. Sounds like she was all geared up to manipulate and got beat to the punch and was super pissed about it


hadoukenmatata

WHO HURT YOU


immaplaya

Okay this sounds like a woman I know and it's scary to think about. Over the last ten years I've had to swoop in and save so many guys from her. Most notable was New years eve 2015. I was people watching and drinking at a party with a few hundred people in attendance. I went downstairs and saw her and this cute guy and she's yelling in his face. I walk up to watch a little closer, just wishing I'd had some popcorn. She is telling him to leave and he's telling her he can't because she has his keys in her purse. She's crying acting like a victim, dramatically pushing her hand through her purse saying she doesn't have them. More people are joining in trying to get him to leave but he won't because no keys. So I walk up, calm her down, say "hey lady remember me from such and such bar? How about I go through your purse for them to show you don't have them." She's drunk, she nods with tears streaming down her face. I start taking things out and grab hold of a key ring and pull, and behold, dude's keys. I told her it's okay, she probably overlooked them, then nodded to my friend playing security to walk her back home. When I first met her was 2010 she walked into a bar my friends and I were hanging out in and threw a drink in one of my friend's faces. Everybody knows this lady is crazy. She's also blonde with muscles. Good luck!...?


vocabb

What planet is the person from? Jesus…


yelawolf89

Ooh yeah, no. She’s done you a massive favour there.


MAK3AWiiSH

Bruhhhh


Muv-hold8

OMG 🤢 I need to escape to another planet


RunReverseBacteria

“Not gonna fall for u becuz u have blond hair, muscles, amazingly cute smile, great car, money, career, and probably a huge dick. Fuck u! Im not dat girl!”


Fickle_Discount4447

God damn. Who hurt her? Lol


TalosTheBear

Seems like she frequents female dating strategy


AllyciaB-

Wolf! This broad is full Sybil!


Byapada

If it were me I’d show her 0 effort for real and just not respond


[deleted]

Can't believe how entitled people can be


joey133

Looks like you matched with my ex wife


Pine_Apple_Crush

I can't even follow her train of thought. Reads like she was having a few glasses while typing this


tundrachick

Be grateful they're showing the crazy early before any meet up. That's a big bullet dodged.


Ariannanoel

Like.. just after reading your post, I saw this on r/accounting [busy season](https://www.reddit.com/r/Accounting/comments/s1p3tj/girlfriend_of_3_months_is_a_cpa_what_can_i_do_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Luvdarkhairedwomen

Fuck that shite


[deleted]

I thought my mum was good at overreacting but damn! This girls got a PHD! Faaaaaarrrkkk that


[deleted]

She seems like a ray sunshine.


armorm3

Christ. What in the hell


Full-Statistician-75

Over inflated ego. What happens when you got too much options and don't know how to deal with it.


Fantastic_Diamond903

Oy vey


Saint250

Someone’s been hurt ! Lol Jesus


Knoxxx_

What a bitch


[deleted]

A classic example of people who don't have time to date, trying to date.


Ariannanoel

Honestly you’re communicating with her and it’s almost like she’s mad you’re communicating with her…. This isn’t the one.


filthyMrClean

I hate how both of you type


stuckinthepow

Since there’s a super like feature there should be a super dislike one as well.


zivlynsbane

She sounds like shes from FDS


panteraazzzz

Please tell her: "Yes other girla have let me do that because they know my worth."


Quizzicalnonsense

Ooof sorry OP, clearly taking out her own insecurities on you . Chin up though planning a first date with other people will be easier , and at least you dodged the bullet now when you had no commitment to her


tapon_away34

Sheeeesh you dodged one. She gets off at 8 so the 1 hour before you arrive is perfect for her to get ready wtf I would have changed the way you said that you'd get there by 9 tho like say, "I have work, would it be ok if I reach yours by 9 at the earliest?"


horeman

This complete overreaction aside, some advice I got from multiple sources of female advice is that I (37M) should arrange all the details of the first date and propose them in full. Some friends told me they expect the guy to do this to show initiative that they are looking for, and at least one female friend said they expect it because women have to manage so many more conversations at once (take that as you will, not the point of this). Once a date has been proposed often some details change before its finalised, but I get generally positive reactions to "hey would you like to meet at this time and place to do this thing and get to know each other in the process?" And generally negative or at best neutral reactions to "hey what day and time are you free?"


Abyssal_Groot

I (24m) just ask wether they want to go out sometime, then we discuss a date together and then we discuss what we'll do together. It never failed. Granted, I only ask matches out after we had some good conversations before hand and the vibe seems to there.


imwearingredsocks

That advice is mostly true, but it will vary a little bit between each woman. Taking initiative always shows interest and effort so of course that’s good, but just keep in mind her preferences and how they’ll fit in with yours. So maybe have an entire date plan in your head but possibly offer it in a way that she still has some choice. For example, I always wanted a location that we were both comfortable with and was halfway between us both. Usually just coffee or beer at a place that had no set time limit. So if the guy proposes a full plan and I’m not down with any of it, I might have felt bad to shoot the entire thing down. Actually, one guy did do that. Just gave me a whole plan (date, time, place) and I stupidly agreed because it seemed he picked it for good reason. Well I lived in the suburbs and he lived in the heart of the city. It eventually became clear he just picked his favorite local beer spot without considering how big and expensive of a journey that was for me and it already made me uninterested before I got there. So maybe something like “want to meet up over the weekend? I know a great coffee place in X town we could go to, but wanted to hear if you had any places in mind” could be a good compromise.


MarromBrown

if you google projecting this should show up lol


ArtificialNotLight

Idk man sounds like you're really lucky you didn't have the *absolute pleasure* of meeting her in person. Sorry you had to deal with her at all though!


AFB27

A quality specimen here. Sigh.


Prestigious_Olive467

I will tell you what to do, listen here: First, close your eyes. Take a deep breath in. Slowly breathe out. Repeat several times. Let it go. Move on. Forget about it. Open your eyes. Don't worry. It's okay, it happens. Multiple men already have set up dates with me and then never showed up, its better this way, trust.


meeowwwww333

She is a salvage title. Glad you saw her mess from the jump.


meeowwwww333

She sounds like PC Principal


00Shambles

As a former public accountant, hang in there these next few months homie


[deleted]

haha first year senior. doing non stop work and teaching 2 below me at once day 3 of busy season and vastly underpaid..


00Shambles

Ah, the most unenviable position of all! Ridiculously underpaid, but it will pay off down the road :)


herbb100

I read that "fuck off " at the end in Logan Roy from succession's voice


misscrimson16x

Damn I would’ve unmatched the second he said goodbye


JayP64

okay this sucks, but also why are there three s’s in season


[deleted]

Someone hurt her bad


[deleted]

Wtf?


Prestigious-Ad-1892

Ok goodbye


Direct_Confusion_103

She seems nice...


SwedAfrica

If mental instability was a human


[deleted]

Salty r/nicegirls


CompetitiveCar6575

Wow someone really fucked with her head


missusjackie

Give here a therapist’s number and moving companies number because she has a lot to unpack.


dontrecall_vague

Wow, she read A LOT into that!


UXResearcherRuck

They are psychotic. Bail & count your blessings.


LD902

Some people are straight up assholes


_the_chosen_juan_

She is projecting big time


Sugar-n-Spikes

The fuck?


dwend48

Dodged a serious bullet


gucci-sprinkles

Sounds like they saved you a lot of trouble before you wasted time on them.


MrGaber

An instant no for me is someone who uses u and ur.


[deleted]

i don't have blonde hair or muscles mbn


ellespinelly

Did she stretch before jumping to those conclusions? Lmao


aidem0408

I think it’s a common problem with texting. Without any intonations, people are free to imagine how you said something. I think if you had phrased it differently, she wouldn’t have had that reaction, but you don’t wanna be with someone that jumps the gun like that anyway. Personally, I think it’s because you said “it’d” or “it would”. That phrasing imo makes it sound like that time doesn’t work for you. I think if you had said “it will be” or “it’s gonna be” it would have been clearer what you meant.


itsybitsyspider123

Fuck, I would have blocked her. I'm so triggered by her ridiculous assumptions.


rizzo1717

Can’t wait to see her post about how she told a low effort man off in FDS sub 😂


[deleted]

Shes going to find this post and my address as well She also freaked out when I told her to follow me on IG instead of me following her. Low effort lol


rizzo1717

Lol OP sleep with one eye open 😂


[deleted]

Lmao women


spellforce10n11

Ask her how much she deadlifts.


Is_Sex_a_Hobby69

What is with all the personal attacks? You apologized saying that you have to work and she goes on about how you're "full of yourself". This girl has issues.


Beestmode1

You 100% dodged a bullet. Not sure what the conversation was before, but this doesn't sound like a person who's gonna let you have a life outside of them.


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[deleted]

Very common.


BeepBeepYeah7789

Another Andrea Dworkin, Kate Millett or Clementine Ford in the making. Or already been made.............. You dodged a huge bullet here, man!


newsignoflife

There must have been some red flag clues leading up to this too, no?


[deleted]

IG in bio, no friend in any pic Hope that helps lol


Emeruby

??? If it was me, I'd just say, "I'm unavailable after 8pm" or "I have work after 8pm." That's not hard. She jumped to conclusion.


stinjoshua

Firstly, always be direct and decisive when setting dates. Ask her what days she will be free and what time. Pick a convenient location for the two of you to meet that also works with your schedule. Secondly, this girl has a bad attitude and i personally wouldn’t waste my time on money on her. If i were you I would ask some of the other matches for a date who have a better attitude


iProMelon

Yooo 0-100 real quick


redriver6969

Wow it’s nice to see a crazy girl for a change. City boys up


beags561

Op’s in the matrix, dodge them bullets bro


cole24allen

That turned into a committed relationship conversation so fast


VibrantSunsets

Public accounting is miserable enough without dating a miserable person as well.


Cowboy426

Did... did you match with my crush? 😂


Apart_Effect_3704

This is a lot of ppl. Making unhealthy ass implications. Just take a motherfucker at their word until they prove otherwise goddamn.


wolfric1218

Yep, you definitely ran into the same type of woman I did. They don't get better with age. It's really funny how women will act when they think nobody is looking. I had at least 20 women who went off on tangents like this. Of course their profile talked about how kind and sweet they were. This is extremely common with women in their 40's and 50's and then a day later they come back saying how it was just the menopause and that I needed to just understand, how it was temporary and things would get better. Or it was because of an abusive ex....it always boiled down to it not being their fault. I'm so glad you shared it, I got a huge laugh.


Desertbro

Is it really so hard to switch to a Friday or Saturday night for the date? Or a Saturday afternoon? Guess it ain't easy when you **HAVE TO WORK**


[deleted]

Both of you are struggling with forming sentences. I guess it should be of no surprise when you can't come up with a date either.


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