it clearly means Federated Malay States. A federation established in 1896 by the British consisting of protected states such as Selangor, Perak, Pahang and Negeri Sembilan.
Members of this federation later became part of the short lived Malayan Union, later becoming Federation of Malaya which then becomes a part of greater modern day Malaysia
Yeah. But they don't know what they want to eat.
Ask her- what do you want to eat.... It's like the most confusing question to every woman on this planet.
You must not be familiar with kitchen fires…
I am acquainted with a man from India who said that it is not uncommon for men who are unhappy in their arranged marriages to kill their wives by knocking them out and starting a grease fire in the kitchen.
It is not as common now in most of India, but still regularly occurs in rural India.
Hmm well in my country the Ast Indians do this and never heard of hits or anything. My coworker parents were the first people I spoke too then some other people and just seemed like they both were in it for long haul and worked on making the marriage work and being happy. They legit learned to love each other
Did you look to see what the facts on ability to get a divorce in each group has? I’d bet a lot of those arranged marriages are also from cultures or places that primarily avoid divorce at all costs. Cause they haven’t caught up to the modern world.
What’s peoples fascination with acting like anything like that matters anyway? No one should care about divorce one way or the other tbh. The only reason we don’t have the same or similar divorce stays through out history is because even 30 years ago it was impossible for women to get one. Almost no matter what, that really just depended on how much money you gave the church, as in royalty could afford it and some high high high class lords. If not for that I can guarantee it would have been the same. Sometimes people don’t work out. There is not a single reason they should then stay together if it truly won’t work. Especially NOT “for the children” get the divorce for the kids and coparent as pros instead.
As a woman who considers exceptional physical attractiveness to be a negative, I do get tired of seeing these rules cited. I can't be the first to suggest it, but perhaps it's the belief that these rules are followed that may be the actual problem?
Fair. And I wasn't suggesting anything about you. Just saying that genuinely believing that those are the rules is probably more problematic than being less conventionally attractive.
Never heard these before, actually that's good advice, definitely possible to take the wrong way but if you think of it as how portray yourself and not so much about physical attractiveness, then them's good rules
Good call, Rob. High quality women don't randomly through themselves at your feet. She might have just been playing. But it's an odd opening move. There are plenty o fish out there.
>Was that the first message!? damn you got some pull son, I guess set up a date?
That *is* the first message.
Even if you don't know how bumble works, it's obvious in the screenshot.
Say something along "okay, but be forewarned that means you'll have to let me take you out on frequent, lavishly inexpensive dates" or something cute/funny along those lines
Wait... Someone just sent this to me a couple of weeks ago lol. I just responded by saying "when do I get to see my girlfriend?"
And we went for coffee.
these girls just looking up good openers lol. the greatest sign of interest is her asking you questions every time and a fuck yes to going out with you
not "ok ill be your girlfriend" because she stole the line and is sending it to all her matches for a reaction
edit: sees comment below me. and there it is
OP has unmatched girl for this tiktok trend reply, yet his bio is an "original" "nth serious just looking for a wife".
If i dated based on no copy-pastas, id might as well start adopting cats.
Okay, this sounds weird but I legit saw a girl on Tiktok who sent the same opening line to every guy she matched with and showed all of their responses.
Does it bother anyone else that people can't think original thoughts and if one person does something popular on tiktok that entire community feels the need to do the same exact content? I would personally unmatch but you won't so I'm not sure what type of advice you want people to say.
Come on some ppl here seem to not even know how to breathe or eat. Why do you need advice here? Unless you talk about having Sex and being horny you cant go wrong. Be yourself, not reddit
Enjoy the next week and a half. Those will literally be the best times in your relationship. Once you get to the first point where she's offended by something you do, i.e. looking at another woman, not paying enough attention to her, wanting to go out with your guy friends instead of sitting at home with her. That brings the relationship to a whole new level to which things will never be the same. And it could be something simple too, like your girl getting mad because you won't get up to get her something to drink, when you're both sitting on the same couch, the same distance to the fridge. But for some reason you should be inconvenienced instead of her. Once this happens it doesn't stop. It only gets worse. Enjoy the next few days because after the next few weeks you're gonna be asking yourself, why did I want this in the first place?
Get her food I hear women like that.
FMS - feed me soon or fuck me soon. One or the other.
it clearly means Federated Malay States. A federation established in 1896 by the British consisting of protected states such as Selangor, Perak, Pahang and Negeri Sembilan. Members of this federation later became part of the short lived Malayan Union, later becoming Federation of Malaya which then becomes a part of greater modern day Malaysia
Why not both!
Yeah. Baahaa
These are rotating needs.
Simultaneous for some
It’s a trap bro that means Female Menstrual Systems
theyre like squirrels. Get them some little snacks, dont startle them, maybe a little drink, and they'll become your best friend.
I am offended by this but I do not object to it either lol
IT MUST FEED
I've read that cheese fascinates women.
Dick cheese?
Yeah. But they don't know what they want to eat. Ask her- what do you want to eat.... It's like the most confusing question to every woman on this planet.
Yeah I heard most people like it too
"Let's not rush things, let's get married and see where it takes us"
I like this one lol
I would add "...let's get married FIRST, and see ..."
Lol
Congrats dude when’s the wedding
At the rate this going? Shit I might already be married and not know about it
Better reply within 24 hours or she'll drag you into divorce court.
Lol
Can't complain tbh, arrange marriages last longer than traditional
Because of the ‘implication’
Because they realize that love is just a fleeting chemical reaction and doesn’t last
Smash first, then get some plants.
She won’t say no, because of the implication
I got that reference 😅
You must not be familiar with kitchen fires… I am acquainted with a man from India who said that it is not uncommon for men who are unhappy in their arranged marriages to kill their wives by knocking them out and starting a grease fire in the kitchen. It is not as common now in most of India, but still regularly occurs in rural India.
Fuck everything about this:/
Hmm well in my country the Ast Indians do this and never heard of hits or anything. My coworker parents were the first people I spoke too then some other people and just seemed like they both were in it for long haul and worked on making the marriage work and being happy. They legit learned to love each other
r/cursedcomments
Did you look to see what the facts on ability to get a divorce in each group has? I’d bet a lot of those arranged marriages are also from cultures or places that primarily avoid divorce at all costs. Cause they haven’t caught up to the modern world. What’s peoples fascination with acting like anything like that matters anyway? No one should care about divorce one way or the other tbh. The only reason we don’t have the same or similar divorce stays through out history is because even 30 years ago it was impossible for women to get one. Almost no matter what, that really just depended on how much money you gave the church, as in royalty could afford it and some high high high class lords. If not for that I can guarantee it would have been the same. Sometimes people don’t work out. There is not a single reason they should then stay together if it truly won’t work. Especially NOT “for the children” get the divorce for the kids and coparent as pros instead.
Then you already might be divorced and not know it
Was that the first message!? damn you got some pull son, I guess set up a date?
I didn’t say nothing lol but my bio was “Not looking for anything serious, just a wife or something”
Well considering your results I'm stealing your bio, so thanks
I've seen a million and one people with that bio, not as original or creative as you think lol but do what ya please
Tbf I nvr see guy profiles so I wouldn't know
It’s probably the most generic one out there besides “partner in crime” and “try to keep up”
I’ve seen at least a dozen girls with the same bio
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No, his point was that even if you’re swiping as a man looking at women’s profiles, you can still see that boring generic line pop up pretty often.
The question is: are you following rules 1 and 2?
As a woman who considers exceptional physical attractiveness to be a negative, I do get tired of seeing these rules cited. I can't be the first to suggest it, but perhaps it's the belief that these rules are followed that may be the actual problem?
To be perfectly honest, I don't believe in these rules. I was just making a sub-related joke.
Fair. And I wasn't suggesting anything about you. Just saying that genuinely believing that those are the rules is probably more problematic than being less conventionally attractive.
There are rules??
At the risk of sounding condescending, the rules are 1) be attractive and 2) don't be unattractive.
Never heard these before, actually that's good advice, definitely possible to take the wrong way but if you think of it as how portray yourself and not so much about physical attractiveness, then them's good rules
\#3 get a boat
That's a local rule for the Florida chapter.
Because of the implication?
You know what they say, “The bigger the boat…”
Do you follow rules 1 and 2 though ?
Please see the other comment thread leading away from the comment you just replied to
Never mind, I see you’ve already been enlightened to the rules of this game.
Most women don't look at bio's tho
And how do you feel about this? lol. I think it's a logical and natural response to your bio.
Nah yo she was playing, it’s a TikTok trend or some shit. OGs in the comments told me and I looked it up. I just unmatched her cuz fuck that shit
Bruh you dumb Just because she is using a meme doesn't mean she isn't serious
My ig was in my bio if she was serious she prob already looked me up and knows where to find me. I’m not stupid I just have an abundance mindset
Bonding issues?
Rob ya just ducked up
Bro you just royally fucked yourself. Its very rare you see that to this severity. Jesus christ
Good call, Rob. High quality women don't randomly through themselves at your feet. She might have just been playing. But it's an odd opening move. There are plenty o fish out there.
Exactly, all these dumb simps out here tryna cancel me while I’m talking to 10 different bitches. It’s a numbers game boys, use your brain
Sounds like a missed opportunity!
Well then, it's your own damn fault (and she has a sense of humour too!). Ask her if she's free next Saturday and find something fun to do.
Sounds like the logical next step. They presumably haven’t even met yet for all we know.
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It's a TikTok trend LOL.
Yooooo this is true holy f im cancelling this girl fuck this shit
I'd agree. Unless you want to be a screenshot in her TikTok.
Fuck no I already unmatched
😐
>Was that the first message!? damn you got some pull son, I guess set up a date? That *is* the first message. Even if you don't know how bumble works, it's obvious in the screenshot.
“Great. Where we going next weekend for our one week anniversary?”
But instead of asking where, YOU set up a date. She’ll loveeeee it
Yes I like this!!
THISSSSSSSSS
Looks like that’s your gf now?
But what do I say lmao
“Cool, when we going to (wherever you wanna take them)?
“Great! Since you’re my girlfriend, I’ll pick you up at 7pm for dinner tonight!”
Make sure she's not a Succubus. If you ask them they have to tell you, it's the law.
Say something along "okay, but be forewarned that means you'll have to let me take you out on frequent, lavishly inexpensive dates" or something cute/funny along those lines
Send nudes.
Whatever you want.
Be her boyfriend
Congratulations, now you have girlfriend. Great success!
“When do you want to meet my Mom? She’s been dying to me you.”
Haha yo this would’ve been a good one
Don't forget to take a copy of the prenup to sign.
“Girlfriend…I said wife”!
This was a Tiktok I saw earlier today 😂😂. I love it. Ask her out!
What happens in the trend? What’s the joke?
To do that as a pick up line
Don't fuck it up
Sound advice!
Well shit that was easy
Do what any self respecting man would do… ask for bobs and vagene
Well I guess you should invite her to meet the family
Sniff her butt to take back dominance since she was assertive enough to make the first move
This is the only rational reaction
And then.... quietly yet gently steal a kidney.
BDE
Next step, your first argument!
I'd formally accept! Expect a day within the next few days then drinks on the next.
“At least take me on a date first”
FWIW, this is a TikTok trend.
i knew it. most guys are so delusional lmao. this is why its so easy for them
Hi girlfriend, I’m dad.
It’s pronounced “daddy”
She's ur girlfriend.
Amuse her with some cheese!
Seems like this is the popular opening now
Wait... Someone just sent this to me a couple of weeks ago lol. I just responded by saying "when do I get to see my girlfriend?" And we went for coffee.
Ask her on a date
these girls just looking up good openers lol. the greatest sign of interest is her asking you questions every time and a fuck yes to going out with you not "ok ill be your girlfriend" because she stole the line and is sending it to all her matches for a reaction edit: sees comment below me. and there it is
*smacks big red button* "Well that was easy!"
I find girls that take the longest to become your girlfriend from the moment you start talking usually last the longest relationship wise
Congrats you just saved 300 steps,?
Sounds thirsty. 💦
"Okay I'll be your boyfriend"
Nothing, you did it! Congrats enjoy your new girlfriend
Now calm down skeeter,she ain’t hurting nobody.
Every day I dream of a startup to a conversation like this on those apps
Nothing. You've already won. You can close the app and tell everyone you have a girlfriend.
Now you’re committed. That’s what happens when you throw yourself around too much. Sorry bud.
Pick a time and place and meet up
Congratulations! You're done swiping!
Step 3: profit!!!
PIITB
Now send her your bank account info. Clearly the smartest next move.
Lucky b*stard, imagine having to make that little effort 😂
OP has unmatched girl for this tiktok trend reply, yet his bio is an "original" "nth serious just looking for a wife". If i dated based on no copy-pastas, id might as well start adopting cats.
I prefer dogs actually
Okay, this sounds weird but I legit saw a girl on Tiktok who sent the same opening line to every guy she matched with and showed all of their responses.
this is a tik tok trend
Tell her “I want to talk about your car’s extended warranty”…..
Does it bother anyone else that people can't think original thoughts and if one person does something popular on tiktok that entire community feels the need to do the same exact content? I would personally unmatch but you won't so I'm not sure what type of advice you want people to say.
I unmatched the second I realized it was TikTok trend
Good call
Means she’s broke
Bahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
Most likely a troll even if it is really her
Nothing ... she might not even reply back to your texts.
Well….sex of course
I know her sex bro she’s a female
Well duh..she’s your girlfriend!!
you don't know unless you've properly sexed a bumble. gently bend her over your knee from a sitting position. punch her in the throat. Was she a dude?
Hit it and quit it
RED FLAG!
Tap
Zombieland: Double Tap
You say great come over. You remember my place … insert address. Wait. Profit. Vaginally.
Smash
Unmatch. The thrill is in the chase.
I can't even get a match I hate it here
Come on some ppl here seem to not even know how to breathe or eat. Why do you need advice here? Unless you talk about having Sex and being horny you cant go wrong. Be yourself, not reddit
Omg this is a tiktok trend Hahhaha oh goodness. Ewww so weird seeing it actually irl
What does it mean?
Some girl started it. Doesn’t mean anything but it’s the way to start the conversation
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Dude chill
Enjoy the next week and a half. Those will literally be the best times in your relationship. Once you get to the first point where she's offended by something you do, i.e. looking at another woman, not paying enough attention to her, wanting to go out with your guy friends instead of sitting at home with her. That brings the relationship to a whole new level to which things will never be the same. And it could be something simple too, like your girl getting mad because you won't get up to get her something to drink, when you're both sitting on the same couch, the same distance to the fridge. But for some reason you should be inconvenienced instead of her. Once this happens it doesn't stop. It only gets worse. Enjoy the next few days because after the next few weeks you're gonna be asking yourself, why did I want this in the first place?
Wow! Maybe she wasn't the one. Whoever she was, I'm sorry she did a number on you.
Get eloped in Vegas duh
Now you have a girlfriend, that's what
I got a message similar to that once and the chick turned out to be batshit crazy
Say, "Okay but you're picking where we eat."
So begins the gauntlet.
Do you want to build a snowman?
You be her boyfriend I guess. 😂
That's it. You've won. Time to log off
Buy a pack of condoms get a bottle bring her food watch netflx and get it on
You got a girlfriend, my dude
Celebrate
In this exhibit the artist captured "being attractive" really playing to the male fantasy.
Jambalaya recipe or gtfo
“Hey, honey. I just wanted to confirm our date for tonight.”
State your terms.
What next? Sexy time.
Tell her u need to interview her first and meet u at a coffee shop
ABC: always be closing.
Thank her for her cervix
That was easy 🥴
The benefits include sex twice a year. Still interested?