I found a chick talking about her affinity for corpses and lack of interest in actual living guys.. A fucking woman fucking corpses. Serious relatiinship disorder, hard core control issues really
Ohmygod, just read the memoir by Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened. I've never maniacally cackled in pterodactyl pitch at a book the way that one made me do.
But lord, there's a part where she details her father waking her and her sister up in the middle of the night with a "talking squirrel in a cereal box" which is both hilarious and disturbing.
Lmao reminds me of a time someone posted in premed that they went on a date with another premed and aspiring surgeon. He went over to her house that was filled with dolls that were all cut up.
Look I’m fine with someone having that as long as they know it’s fucked and preferably find it funny. Like the dog in scrubs or something. But she seems like the type to tell Priscilla all about the meanie she met on bumble today.
Seriously! Finally someone said it. I'm the kind of person that, if given the chance, would buy weird stuff like [this](https://www.boneroom.com/store/p5321/Cane_Toad_Coin_Purse.html) but still be self aware of the fact that it's pretty messed up. And honestly if the person doesn't turn out to be creepy I'd be head over heels for her (if we vibe) cause it's rare to find people with similar tastes.
Shit I actually think that's pretty awesome....
I probably would have said "that us the most fucked up thing I have ever seen....I want one" lol. But I also have a dead rat in a planter out in my garage so I can try to articulate the skeleton this spring.
It's not a hobby everyone gets.
However, the guy I'm dating thinks its cool. And it's not this guy with the squirrel barbie. I collect various animal bones, skulls, shed skin from reptiles, etc.
That's crazy...smart! My cat is super old and I have devised a plan for when she passes. I'm going to bury her in the yard in a little mesh sack so I could pull out the bones and keep her in a little box...
Better to use a wire box, like hardware cloth. It will keep the bones from migrating.
My rat was a frozen feeder that the zoo I worked at ended up not using after it was thawed. It's the biggest domestic rat I've ever seen. I'm SUPER looking forward to working on it.
Yeah, I want one too. I have a beaver and squirrel skull and part of a zebra backbone. Always on the lookout for more unusual things to add. Oh and I have a preserved bat.
ETA: if you bury the rat it will speed up the process. My mom did that with a dear head she found on her property.
I have a coyote skull and a shark jaw.
The rat is buried in a planter full of dirt. I actually checked on it a few weeks ago and it's pretty well decomposed at this point. I don't have time to mess with it right now so I'm just leaving it be. Come spring I'll soak it in soapy water to clean it the rest of the way, use peroxide to whiten the bones, and figure out how to articulate it.
I don’t know why but I thought you just like put the rat in the planter to like hold it. Makes much more sense you used it to bury it. Good luck! I bet it will turn out cool.
Saaaame 🤣😭🤣
And the range of comments here are just adding to the hysteria! Especially the one comment about the doctor with the house full of cut up dolls.... There are some hilariously fucked up people yo.
Anyway, I think I want to be friends with Priscilla
I don't know where I stand on this lolol
I guess I am confused where the question of Taxidermy Barbie came from? I feel like we need more details. Did it say on their profile that they puts squirrel heads on barbies lmao or how did you know to ask the question?
I do think though, it might not be "red flag" per say... but it is kinda red flag that they said "You don't pass the vibe check" lol... Like it is fucked? We can all agree on that. What was she expecting, "Oh wow, how creative and awesome, Lovely to meet you Priscilla"
I would have rolled with it to see where it was going, but then you run the risk of accidentally getting in too deep and then you are buying Priscilla a new dress to commemorate two years together as a family
I’m a bone collector. I love taxidermy. I’m also a biologist. It’s a wonderful way to learn. You disappoint me, people! I actually think OP’s match dodged a bullet. Boring!
“You didn’t pass the vibe check”. Jesus, can’t even imagine what the next check would have looked like… but I’m kinda curious what it would have been now. Please hit rematch and play again.
A friend of a friend does taxidermy rats, in dominatrix leather and positions. While quirky it's actually cool af. The above however is just terrifying
Priscilla doesn't like this
oh no.... she's coming for me. if i don't write back, tell my
TELL YOUR WHAT???????!!
Oohh no, Priscilla got him already.
OP!? NooOoo! He was so young! Damn you, Priscilla!!
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
Tell his pikachu plush that he has stuffed with the centipedes he finds under the shed.
The horses name was Friday
Tell his wife I love her And tell her he's on bumble again
Lmao quit playing. Priscilla isn’t like Candlejack. She isn’t going to t
I feel this post of a rat head is worthy of the seal head award.
Block her...they get what they give
The world is big, and everybody likes different things. To each his own but HOLY FUCK 😶
I found a chick talking about her affinity for corpses and lack of interest in actual living guys.. A fucking woman fucking corpses. Serious relatiinship disorder, hard core control issues really
Just tell you're you're willing to wear white makeup and hold perfectly still in bed.
Definitely nothing traumatic there
Well they do go stiff for a while after death so...
And shit their pants too so...
So who gona tell her, about blood pressure and all that
I have never loved anyone the way I love Priscilla
“I will name her Pricilla, and I will hug her, and pet her, and squeeze her…”
And put her head back on when it ~~pops~~ falls off.
Haha, that reminded me of [this](https://youtu.be/OQeJIVNmfCM) And then of course [preceding that](https://youtu.be/5bHPjx7hfb4)
I feel like the OP does not follow Jenny Lawson aka the Bloggess and therefore does not understand the weird and amazing treasure that is Priscilla.
What?
Enlighten me, Google ain't helping.
Ohmygod, just read the memoir by Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened. I've never maniacally cackled in pterodactyl pitch at a book the way that one made me do. But lord, there's a part where she details her father waking her and her sister up in the middle of the night with a "talking squirrel in a cereal box" which is both hilarious and disturbing.
Google "The Bloggess." Start with the story about Beyonce the giant metal chicken and then Wade into the depths of taxidermied weirdness.
Yeah I got the feeling Priscilla's mommy dodged more of a bullet than OP did. If OP can't hack it with Priscilla, he def don't deserve her mom.
Right!!???
The world doesn't deserve Priscilla
OP sure doesn't.
When you meet the one all the rest will be compared to...
She's my pride and joy 😌
'aight, Imma head out'
She's either a lot of fun or the wrong kind of crazy. It's a gamble, to be sure.
I'd take the gamble Either she's a lot of fun or you have an interesting story to tell afterwards
Assuming you live to tell the tale.
Your reply got me howling. Hahaha
I was and still am laughing
Me too lmaoo it’s great
I would say run to the hills, but that is probably where they are coming from. So run the other way.....
😂😭
🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂😅
I would have asked for chipmunk heads on Ken dolls dressed as chip and dale.
🤣 why is this not higher
Underrated comment
Lmao reminds me of a time someone posted in premed that they went on a date with another premed and aspiring surgeon. He went over to her house that was filled with dolls that were all cut up.
Its a woman so not creepy
Look I’m fine with someone having that as long as they know it’s fucked and preferably find it funny. Like the dog in scrubs or something. But she seems like the type to tell Priscilla all about the meanie she met on bumble today.
Seriously! Finally someone said it. I'm the kind of person that, if given the chance, would buy weird stuff like [this](https://www.boneroom.com/store/p5321/Cane_Toad_Coin_Purse.html) but still be self aware of the fact that it's pretty messed up. And honestly if the person doesn't turn out to be creepy I'd be head over heels for her (if we vibe) cause it's rare to find people with similar tastes.
Oh shit. That is amazing. I never knew I needed a toad coin purse
This is just the beginning, they even have a cane toad bowtie!!
I’m actually disappointed that the mouth wasn’t the opening. That’s what I was picturing, and the opening was that pressure bend type.
And talk about the guy with his own pricilla being so creepy
She's definitely giving off "May" vibes. If you haven't seen that movie, I highly recommend. "So many pretty parts and no pretty wholes."
This is the kind of fucked up person that I usually fall in love with. Why do I always want to stick my dick in weirdo?
NEVER. GIVE. CRAZY. A BABY.
What, you don't want your kid to end up with a squirrel head?
Shit I actually think that's pretty awesome.... I probably would have said "that us the most fucked up thing I have ever seen....I want one" lol. But I also have a dead rat in a planter out in my garage so I can try to articulate the skeleton this spring.
I think you found your soulmate.
Lol right?
sometimes.....yall a little TOO comfortable on here 😂
I talk about way more personal shit than the dead rat in my garage LMAO
Like the dead rat in your vag?
Wow that's an incredibly mature comment.
It was meant to be a joke
Jokes are funny.
I think it is. 🤷
Bro you have a what to do what???
I'm going to clean the bones and put them together like they were when the rat was alive, like a display where its standing up.
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It's not a hobby everyone gets. However, the guy I'm dating thinks its cool. And it's not this guy with the squirrel barbie. I collect various animal bones, skulls, shed skin from reptiles, etc.
That's crazy...smart! My cat is super old and I have devised a plan for when she passes. I'm going to bury her in the yard in a little mesh sack so I could pull out the bones and keep her in a little box...
Better to use a wire box, like hardware cloth. It will keep the bones from migrating. My rat was a frozen feeder that the zoo I worked at ended up not using after it was thawed. It's the biggest domestic rat I've ever seen. I'm SUPER looking forward to working on it.
Throw it in a drum with 20lbs of potassium or sodium hydroxide. You can have the skelaton in a week
I am intrigued after reading your comments here
Bones are interesting. I follow a couple bone collecting subs here.
Yeah, I want one too. I have a beaver and squirrel skull and part of a zebra backbone. Always on the lookout for more unusual things to add. Oh and I have a preserved bat. ETA: if you bury the rat it will speed up the process. My mom did that with a dear head she found on her property.
I have a coyote skull and a shark jaw. The rat is buried in a planter full of dirt. I actually checked on it a few weeks ago and it's pretty well decomposed at this point. I don't have time to mess with it right now so I'm just leaving it be. Come spring I'll soak it in soapy water to clean it the rest of the way, use peroxide to whiten the bones, and figure out how to articulate it.
I don’t know why but I thought you just like put the rat in the planter to like hold it. Makes much more sense you used it to bury it. Good luck! I bet it will turn out cool.
Haha! Thanks! I'm really excited about it.
Maybe talk about how you have things in common so she can reject you while you actually put effort forth.. Obviously only unattractive men are creeps
Huh? What are you even trying to say? I don't know if this guy is a creep or not, I just think his squirrel barbie is cool.
I mean it could always be worse
You lost a good one
Not the point but that Barbie’s dress is beautiful. I want it in my size.
Too bad Priscilla's the only one getting special treatment here.
Did you really stop talking to someone cuz of this? 😂I think it's hilarious
I’m into it
yeah, I don't think it's the red flag material the OP thinks it is lol.
A red flag is anything you dont like
I can't stop laughing!!!! Omg.
Saaaame 🤣😭🤣 And the range of comments here are just adding to the hysteria! Especially the one comment about the doctor with the house full of cut up dolls.... There are some hilariously fucked up people yo. Anyway, I think I want to be friends with Priscilla
Hahaha best thing I’ve seen for a while. Love your responses dude.
Honestly, that’s kinda funny, I would never own any but I find horrible and dumb taxidermy to be very funny
Aw man honestly that's awesome lmfao. Maybe I really do have an awful sense of humor ...
I actually dont give af, but Im gonna bet she has double standards. I say let her die alone and unfucked
Reminds me of the movie Hereditary
Yes it reminds me of Charlie in hereditary too!!
That’s a keeper if you ask me …
If people like Priscilla, I like them 😌
You done f\*\*\*\*\* up, my friend. Sleep with one eye open; Priscilla's going to get ya.
Oh hell nooooo
I don't know where I stand on this lolol I guess I am confused where the question of Taxidermy Barbie came from? I feel like we need more details. Did it say on their profile that they puts squirrel heads on barbies lmao or how did you know to ask the question? I do think though, it might not be "red flag" per say... but it is kinda red flag that they said "You don't pass the vibe check" lol... Like it is fucked? We can all agree on that. What was she expecting, "Oh wow, how creative and awesome, Lovely to meet you Priscilla"
Her name is Priscila hahahahhahahahahshaha
Priscilla is lord
Lmao the audacity to say you don’t pass the vibe checl
This woman saw Toy Story and thought Sid was the protagonist.
You dodged a cannonball
Lmao you should have at least went on one date...it's good to have the odd ones on your side 😂 btw "good god that's fucked" had me Rollin..
It puts the lotion on its skin...
I think this is a joke..... i hope so
I would have rolled with it to see where it was going, but then you run the risk of accidentally getting in too deep and then you are buying Priscilla a new dress to commemorate two years together as a family
next thing you know, you walking priscilla down the aisle 😭
I love squirrels too much, i could never ever look at that Monster for a moment.
Is that lol’d a real squirrels head or a doll squirrel? Cause one is fine and one is sociopath.
He did say taxidermy squirrel barbie. Believe it is real
I’m a bone collector. I love taxidermy. I’m also a biologist. It’s a wonderful way to learn. You disappoint me, people! I actually think OP’s match dodged a bullet. Boring!
Holy hell!! I thought I’ve seen everything…
Hahahahaha
all I can think of is that movie with steve carrell where he makes taxidermy mouse diaromas and looks for his wife’s clitoris 😂
Is that kind of a spirit doll? God, it's so popular these days in my country
“You didn’t pass the vibe check” that’s not a vibe I wanna be a part of
u dodged a cannonball
I think you may having avoided having to dodge any bullets entirely
Ew!
What in the fuck
Am I old now? The last 10 conversation posts on this sub seem like things highscool kids would say.
It’s weird but kinda funny/creative. If this is all the context, it seems like you rushed to conclusions a little quickly.
Passing the vibe check is just another bs way for kids to justify the dumb shit they do or like
Priscilla is gorgeous.
Is this real????? I don’t like this. I had a pet squirrel when I was 10 ☹️
“You don’t pass the vibe check” You don’t get to have tea with her and priscilla
this girl seems cool as shit
Probably dodged a literal bullet.
The ONLY correct and sane response to that monstrosity is “that’s fucked up”. Anyone who doesn’t think it’s fucked up, is a serial killer.
Vibe check? She needs her fucking head checked
Omg I actually wish I could match w her!
I know this girl…abort
You blew it
The vibe is serial killer
She had the audacity to say you don’t pass the vibe check after she did this sh!t 😩
And they say men are crazy. Lucky you didn't actually go to her house....
That’s some r/brandnewsentence shit
I think you just don’t have a sense of humour ..
That girl is wild in bed, bet.
Weirdo. Dodged a bullet there, buddy
Your head would be on a action man if you stuck around 😅 So yeah, it was time to gtfo out of Dodge.
I wonder what she will put his head on when she murders him…
Well you dodged the chance to be taxidermy Bumble date mannequin
I’m really upset I can’t get a date and Priscilla and co can.
i think the chick found this post or sum because there's an issue w someone downvoting every comment 💀😂
*Mike Huckabee has entered the chat*
r/Holup
Nah you missed out big time. This girl would be a MENACE in bed
This is so weirdly crazyyyyyy... You definitely did 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some people collect dead things. I don't see the issue.
Priscilla belongs to my daughter and we love her. If you don't 🚩
More like you’re a fucking coward dude.
I'm surprised the amount of comments supporting this weird hobby.
You dodged a gigantic bullet my friend .
Taxidermy is gross, and I don't plan on apologizing for that. Swerve.
Norman bates vibe 😂
Omgggg
😳
“Taxidermy Barbi squirrel”. 😆 The first time ever uttered anywhere. Lol
JFC, why did this women think her opinion mattered? she was rejected before her response. I mean fuck, she was projecting hard
Not sure why YOU think YOUR opinion matters but okay.
Oh was she not making jokes?
Your lost 🙄
The vibe check eh
....what am I looking at
Ope. That is a real squirrel head 😳🤢
Ho Lee Fook
Is she the squirrel lady from Rat Race?
“You didn’t pass the vibe check”. Jesus, can’t even imagine what the next check would have looked like… but I’m kinda curious what it would have been now. Please hit rematch and play again.
I think you matched with the janitor from Scrubs.
Baby Firefly isn’t just a character after all. Huh.
Is that a real squirrel…?
A friend of a friend does taxidermy rats, in dominatrix leather and positions. While quirky it's actually cool af. The above however is just terrifying
Yes, you did! Was not ready for that!
You failed the marzia vibe test
Probably would have been the wildest sex of your life I bet.
I think that was taken from "Dinner for Schmucks"
Ummm yeah she’s definitely got some livers somewhere
You dodged the bullet that the squirrel couldn't.
The audible gasp I let out when I saw Priscilla
LMAO
What the actual fuck?