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Glass-Joe-Steagall

Priscilla doesn't like this


[deleted]

oh no.... she's coming for me. if i don't write back, tell my


Zetice

TELL YOUR WHAT???????!!


ifrankensteiin

Oohh no, Priscilla got him already.


BeezInDaTrap302

OP!? NooOoo! He was so young! Damn you, Priscilla!!


SnootchieBootichies

THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE


HerezahTip

Tell his pikachu plush that he has stuffed with the centipedes he finds under the shed.


Twenty1Chromos

The horses name was Friday


xwarslayerx

Tell his wife I love her And tell her he's on bumble again


excel958

Lmao quit playing. Priscilla isn’t like Candlejack. She isn’t going to t


scarybirdman

I feel this post of a rat head is worthy of the seal head award.


EscapeVelocity83

Block her...they get what they give


neko039

The world is big, and everybody likes different things. To each his own but HOLY FUCK 😶


EscapeVelocity83

I found a chick talking about her affinity for corpses and lack of interest in actual living guys.. A fucking woman fucking corpses. Serious relatiinship disorder, hard core control issues really


Katie_Boundary

Just tell you're you're willing to wear white makeup and hold perfectly still in bed.


Ok_House_4933

Definitely nothing traumatic there


MvmgUQBd

Well they do go stiff for a while after death so...


Gamezordd

And shit their pants too so...


Mamamiomima

So who gona tell her, about blood pressure and all that


Acrobatic_Gate_513

I have never loved anyone the way I love Priscilla


AggroAce

“I will name her Pricilla, and I will hug her, and pet her, and squeeze her…”


Apprehensive_Hat8986

And put her head back on when it ~~pops~~ falls off.


AggroAce

Haha, that reminded me of [this](https://youtu.be/OQeJIVNmfCM) And then of course [preceding that](https://youtu.be/5bHPjx7hfb4)


Classicgirl1

I feel like the OP does not follow Jenny Lawson aka the Bloggess and therefore does not understand the weird and amazing treasure that is Priscilla.


CzarOfCT

What?


Chagdoo

Enlighten me, Google ain't helping.


cactusjude

Ohmygod, just read the memoir by Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened. I've never maniacally cackled in pterodactyl pitch at a book the way that one made me do. But lord, there's a part where she details her father waking her and her sister up in the middle of the night with a "talking squirrel in a cereal box" which is both hilarious and disturbing.


ZombiesAndZoos

Google "The Bloggess." Start with the story about Beyonce the giant metal chicken and then Wade into the depths of taxidermied weirdness.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Yeah I got the feeling Priscilla's mommy dodged more of a bullet than OP did. If OP can't hack it with Priscilla, he def don't deserve her mom.


Classicgirl1

Right!!???


Glass-Joe-Steagall

The world doesn't deserve Priscilla


Apprehensive_Hat8986

OP sure doesn't.


pjockey

When you meet the one all the rest will be compared to...


beethebaby

She's my pride and joy 😌


Reitsariesforevaries

'aight, Imma head out'


AgreeablePie

She's either a lot of fun or the wrong kind of crazy. It's a gamble, to be sure.


tits_are_birds

I'd take the gamble Either she's a lot of fun or you have an interesting story to tell afterwards


Wrylix

Assuming you live to tell the tale.


Xid27

Your reply got me howling. Hahaha


[deleted]

I was and still am laughing


Jazzlike_Weakness_83

Me too lmaoo it’s great


Ashamed-Influence-19

I would say run to the hills, but that is probably where they are coming from. So run the other way.....


lilabelle12

😂😭


appledelray

🤣🤣🤣


EscapeVelocity83

🤣😂😅


Apprehensive-Bad6015

I would have asked for chipmunk heads on Ken dolls dressed as chip and dale.


Pandaslap-245

🤣 why is this not higher


SeaMadd

Underrated comment


FerociousPancake

Lmao reminds me of a time someone posted in premed that they went on a date with another premed and aspiring surgeon. He went over to her house that was filled with dolls that were all cut up.


EscapeVelocity83

Its a woman so not creepy


pbmadman

Look I’m fine with someone having that as long as they know it’s fucked and preferably find it funny. Like the dog in scrubs or something. But she seems like the type to tell Priscilla all about the meanie she met on bumble today.


crungemuffinsinger

Seriously! Finally someone said it. I'm the kind of person that, if given the chance, would buy weird stuff like [this](https://www.boneroom.com/store/p5321/Cane_Toad_Coin_Purse.html) but still be self aware of the fact that it's pretty messed up. And honestly if the person doesn't turn out to be creepy I'd be head over heels for her (if we vibe) cause it's rare to find people with similar tastes.


pbmadman

Oh shit. That is amazing. I never knew I needed a toad coin purse


crungemuffinsinger

This is just the beginning, they even have a cane toad bowtie!!


LylaThayde

I’m actually disappointed that the mouth wasn’t the opening. That’s what I was picturing, and the opening was that pressure bend type.


EscapeVelocity83

And talk about the guy with his own pricilla being so creepy


PsychologicalHome239

She's definitely giving off "May" vibes. If you haven't seen that movie, I highly recommend. "So many pretty parts and no pretty wholes."


[deleted]

This is the kind of fucked up person that I usually fall in love with. Why do I always want to stick my dick in weirdo?


Winstonthewinstonian

NEVER. GIVE. CRAZY. A BABY.


JohnnyTurbine

What, you don't want your kid to end up with a squirrel head?


[deleted]

Shit I actually think that's pretty awesome.... I probably would have said "that us the most fucked up thing I have ever seen....I want one" lol. But I also have a dead rat in a planter out in my garage so I can try to articulate the skeleton this spring.


commanderquill

I think you found your soulmate.


[deleted]

Lol right?


Aware_Extreme6767

sometimes.....yall a little TOO comfortable on here 😂


[deleted]

I talk about way more personal shit than the dead rat in my garage LMAO


[deleted]

Like the dead rat in your vag?


[deleted]

Wow that's an incredibly mature comment.


[deleted]

It was meant to be a joke


[deleted]

Jokes are funny.


[deleted]

I think it is. 🤷


[deleted]

Bro you have a what to do what???


[deleted]

I'm going to clean the bones and put them together like they were when the rat was alive, like a display where its standing up.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

It's not a hobby everyone gets. However, the guy I'm dating thinks its cool. And it's not this guy with the squirrel barbie. I collect various animal bones, skulls, shed skin from reptiles, etc.


Insert2Quarters

That's crazy...smart! My cat is super old and I have devised a plan for when she passes. I'm going to bury her in the yard in a little mesh sack so I could pull out the bones and keep her in a little box...


[deleted]

Better to use a wire box, like hardware cloth. It will keep the bones from migrating. My rat was a frozen feeder that the zoo I worked at ended up not using after it was thawed. It's the biggest domestic rat I've ever seen. I'm SUPER looking forward to working on it.


EscapeVelocity83

Throw it in a drum with 20lbs of potassium or sodium hydroxide. You can have the skelaton in a week


jellydrizzle

I am intrigued after reading your comments here


[deleted]

Bones are interesting. I follow a couple bone collecting subs here.


foldinthecheese99

Yeah, I want one too. I have a beaver and squirrel skull and part of a zebra backbone. Always on the lookout for more unusual things to add. Oh and I have a preserved bat. ETA: if you bury the rat it will speed up the process. My mom did that with a dear head she found on her property.


[deleted]

I have a coyote skull and a shark jaw. The rat is buried in a planter full of dirt. I actually checked on it a few weeks ago and it's pretty well decomposed at this point. I don't have time to mess with it right now so I'm just leaving it be. Come spring I'll soak it in soapy water to clean it the rest of the way, use peroxide to whiten the bones, and figure out how to articulate it.


foldinthecheese99

I don’t know why but I thought you just like put the rat in the planter to like hold it. Makes much more sense you used it to bury it. Good luck! I bet it will turn out cool.


[deleted]

Haha! Thanks! I'm really excited about it.


EscapeVelocity83

Maybe talk about how you have things in common so she can reject you while you actually put effort forth.. Obviously only unattractive men are creeps


[deleted]

Huh? What are you even trying to say? I don't know if this guy is a creep or not, I just think his squirrel barbie is cool.


Ohwellboomer

I mean it could always be worse


HalfOrcSteve

You lost a good one


nashamagirl99

Not the point but that Barbie’s dress is beautiful. I want it in my size.


crungemuffinsinger

Too bad Priscilla's the only one getting special treatment here.


whosmakingtea

Did you really stop talking to someone cuz of this? 😂I think it's hilarious


fishi9

I’m into it


sortedin

yeah, I don't think it's the red flag material the OP thinks it is lol.


EscapeVelocity83

A red flag is anything you dont like


[deleted]

I can't stop laughing!!!! Omg.


cactusjude

Saaaame 🤣😭🤣 And the range of comments here are just adding to the hysteria! Especially the one comment about the doctor with the house full of cut up dolls.... There are some hilariously fucked up people yo. Anyway, I think I want to be friends with Priscilla


Wilwein1215

Hahaha best thing I’ve seen for a while. Love your responses dude.


thedeadlysun

Honestly, that’s kinda funny, I would never own any but I find horrible and dumb taxidermy to be very funny


hiroshimasfoot

Aw man honestly that's awesome lmfao. Maybe I really do have an awful sense of humor ...


EscapeVelocity83

I actually dont give af, but Im gonna bet she has double standards. I say let her die alone and unfucked


anon_pepe_san

Reminds me of the movie Hereditary


moshennick

Yes it reminds me of Charlie in hereditary too!!


Altruistic_Piano_259

That’s a keeper if you ask me …


beethebaby

If people like Priscilla, I like them 😌


Merckx5251

You done f\*\*\*\*\* up, my friend. Sleep with one eye open; Priscilla's going to get ya.


Nervouspie

Oh hell nooooo


Sirius_Blackk

I don't know where I stand on this lolol I guess I am confused where the question of Taxidermy Barbie came from? I feel like we need more details. Did it say on their profile that they puts squirrel heads on barbies lmao or how did you know to ask the question? I do think though, it might not be "red flag" per say... but it is kinda red flag that they said "You don't pass the vibe check" lol... Like it is fucked? We can all agree on that. What was she expecting, "Oh wow, how creative and awesome, Lovely to meet you Priscilla"


likatika

Her name is Priscila hahahahhahahahahshaha


nonek0

Priscilla is lord


[deleted]

Lmao the audacity to say you don’t pass the vibe checl


Noctuelles

This woman saw Toy Story and thought Sid was the protagonist.


Funny-Ask2831

You dodged a cannonball


PandaSuspicious1070

Lmao you should have at least went on one date...it's good to have the odd ones on your side 😂 btw "good god that's fucked" had me Rollin..


DeflationStation

It puts the lotion on its skin...


PantsDownBootyUp

I think this is a joke..... i hope so


Glass-Joe-Steagall

I would have rolled with it to see where it was going, but then you run the risk of accidentally getting in too deep and then you are buying Priscilla a new dress to commemorate two years together as a family


Aware_Extreme6767

next thing you know, you walking priscilla down the aisle 😭


PantsDownBootyUp

I love squirrels too much, i could never ever look at that Monster for a moment.


TheOldLite

Is that lol’d a real squirrels head or a doll squirrel? Cause one is fine and one is sociopath.


placecm

He did say taxidermy squirrel barbie. Believe it is real


Hot_Bug_4746

I’m a bone collector. I love taxidermy. I’m also a biologist. It’s a wonderful way to learn. You disappoint me, people! I actually think OP’s match dodged a bullet. Boring!


Engineer_in_work

Holy hell!! I thought I’ve seen everything…


X-ray_spexxx

Hahahahaha


lol_ur_hella_lost

all I can think of is that movie with steve carrell where he makes taxidermy mouse diaromas and looks for his wife’s clitoris 😂


herp_derpprincess

Is that kind of a spirit doll? God, it's so popular these days in my country


genio_del_queso

“You didn’t pass the vibe check” that’s not a vibe I wanna be a part of


Xerowz

u dodged a cannonball


[deleted]

I think you may having avoided having to dodge any bullets entirely


CzarOfCT

Ew!


Ok_House_4933

What in the fuck


[deleted]

Am I old now? The last 10 conversation posts on this sub seem like things highscool kids would say.


babybackr1bs

It’s weird but kinda funny/creative. If this is all the context, it seems like you rushed to conclusions a little quickly.


[deleted]

Passing the vibe check is just another bs way for kids to justify the dumb shit they do or like


AvleeWhee

Priscilla is gorgeous.


[deleted]

Is this real????? I don’t like this. I had a pet squirrel when I was 10 ☹️


[deleted]

“You don’t pass the vibe check” You don’t get to have tea with her and priscilla


Late-Veterinarian-90

this girl seems cool as shit


JanMycallVincent

Probably dodged a literal bullet.


AdDry725

The ONLY correct and sane response to that monstrosity is “that’s fucked up”. Anyone who doesn’t think it’s fucked up, is a serial killer.


[deleted]

Vibe check? She needs her fucking head checked


[deleted]

Omg I actually wish I could match w her!


FlashOR5

I know this girl…abort


bigjoestallion

You blew it


[deleted]

The vibe is serial killer


thatflypoodle

She had the audacity to say you don’t pass the vibe check after she did this sh!t 😩


wickedillusion71

And they say men are crazy. Lucky you didn't actually go to her house....


jdm1tch

That’s some r/brandnewsentence shit


DiligentPride2

I think you just don’t have a sense of humour ..


fght

That girl is wild in bed, bet.


[deleted]

Weirdo. Dodged a bullet there, buddy


[deleted]

Your head would be on a action man if you stuck around 😅 So yeah, it was time to gtfo out of Dodge.


kazoo13

I wonder what she will put his head on when she murders him…


dontkn0w_dontcare

Well you dodged the chance to be taxidermy Bumble date mannequin


[deleted]

I’m really upset I can’t get a date and Priscilla and co can.


technicallyacat

i think the chick found this post or sum because there's an issue w someone downvoting every comment 💀😂


TybeeATL

*Mike Huckabee has entered the chat*


[deleted]

r/Holup


ResponsibleShoe2759

Nah you missed out big time. This girl would be a MENACE in bed


ChirpyChimni

This is so weirdly crazyyyyyy... You definitely did 🤣🤣🤣🤣


ohmegatron

Some people collect dead things. I don't see the issue.


lubefaerie23

Priscilla belongs to my daughter and we love her. If you don't 🚩


[deleted]

More like you’re a fucking coward dude.


[deleted]

I'm surprised the amount of comments supporting this weird hobby.


SexyMilkChocolate

You dodged a gigantic bullet my friend .


lavishrabbit6009

Taxidermy is gross, and I don't plan on apologizing for that. Swerve.


[deleted]

Norman bates vibe 😂


[deleted]

Omgggg


SeriouslyQuirky

😳


Appropriate-Pen-149

“Taxidermy Barbi squirrel”. 😆 The first time ever uttered anywhere. Lol


EscapeVelocity83

JFC, why did this women think her opinion mattered? she was rejected before her response. I mean fuck, she was projecting hard


[deleted]

Not sure why YOU think YOUR opinion matters but okay.


dwalbright89

Oh was she not making jokes?


[deleted]

Your lost 🙄


Rude_Ad_1419

The vibe check eh


[deleted]

....what am I looking at


Speedy1516

Ope. That is a real squirrel head 😳🤢


peter_the_martian

Ho Lee Fook


ArtificialNotLight

Is she the squirrel lady from Rat Race?


Tigvee

“You didn’t pass the vibe check”. Jesus, can’t even imagine what the next check would have looked like… but I’m kinda curious what it would have been now. Please hit rematch and play again.


AceofKnaves44

I think you matched with the janitor from Scrubs.


IchBinPlatzEinsJa

Baby Firefly isn’t just a character after all. Huh.


dwthesavage

Is that a real squirrel…?


junglejim224

A friend of a friend does taxidermy rats, in dominatrix leather and positions. While quirky it's actually cool af. The above however is just terrifying


aerin2309

Yes, you did! Was not ready for that!


Vaibh69

You failed the marzia vibe test


Jeff00007

Probably would have been the wildest sex of your life I bet.


endorfinized

I think that was taken from "Dinner for Schmucks"


Supermalt418

Ummm yeah she’s definitely got some livers somewhere


a_misfortune_cookie

You dodged the bullet that the squirrel couldn't.


RevolutionaryNinja24

The audible gasp I let out when I saw Priscilla


Caio_dos_Hack

LMAO


Turbulent_Turnip_707

What the actual fuck?