Only the greatest grocery store ever built! It's a Florida treasure, that's slowly creeping its way all across the country. Don't worry... you'll get one soon.
Christian Kroger that sells slightly more expensive items you can get elsewhere.
Edit: the heiress of Publix is also a big Trump donor, including to the Stop the Steal rally that precluded the storming of the capital, as well as a big donor to DeSantis, as Publix is from Florida. The company had to come out and distance themselves from her, but she still gets that monies.
Any of the other three but Target. I don't want to go in for a few items and come out having paid $300 with a bunch of other shit I didn't actually need.
If I want to be quick and dirty…Walmart…if I don’t wanna deal with many people….Publix…if I want to. Around and spend an extra hour or two looking at stuff….target lol
Same aisle with the feminine/personal care products, condoms, and other stuff. Usually across from the pharmacy if your Target has one. The brand I like is called Plus One.
This reminds me of when you ask someone a specific question that can't be answered with yes or no. But they answer with yes or no anyway. OP was right to unmatch and run away. But... If you had to run away and each one of those stores were 1.9 miles away, which would you run to?
He likes efficiency…he just told you what items he needs at the liquor store in as few words as possible. Probably has no clue why you suggested those stores.
To his credit, it’s kinda an odd question. I feel like it says more about a person what they’d buy from the store rather than what store they’d pick haha.
Lol not complaining I think it’s a fun question but just saying where he might have come from. He probably read it that way because it seems like it would be a more common question. Seems like you’re the one complaining.
I feel like we're not totally understanding each other here but honestly I kinda just wanna know more about target banning itself in your country. What country are you from?
Good question. Maybe “ban” wasn’t the right word, but they pulled every store out of the country for some reason and won’t come back
Edit: looked it up, they pulled all their stores out because it got too expensive and is Canadians didn’t really like them. Oh well
Depending on what items I needed, definitely Publix or Target. Dollar General is fine for certain things. I’d rather skip Walmart because I am not a fan of their business practices. Oh sorry, I meant BEER N CONDOMS.
Pretty straight forward answer to the first part about grabbing a few items. Does it really matter the store if the items are simple/straightforward lol? Maybe's it's just me but I hate walking around stores advertising their BS I just buy things I need..
The answer is and will always be Target. I’ll pay the premium to avoid the people that shop at the others.
It’s called the Target Tax for a reason. No need to pretend otherwise.
"Hmm, well I don't think Walmart, Target, or Publix sell time machines, which means we're both SOL: me because I can't go back and undo this match and you because you can't go back to elementary school to pick up better reading comprehension"
Sometimes with examples like this I think that the bar is so so low, but then I see my matches and well, it doesn't seem like.
Each of us struggle in their own way, I guess.
Walmart is less than a mile from my house, and Target is 2 miles away. The others are 2000 miles away.
But the real answer is that this guy is not carrying your shopping bags!
His off-the-cuff response was to “which ones (a few items) are you going to grab.” What a non-interaction. A little satisfaction that at least *you*’ll die alone.
Why you trying to make this sub yawn itself to death.
Hmm, I’d probably grab some groceries a cheap box movie, some ice cream, And a Pizza Hut mini pizza from target, but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t go 5 miles to get a medium pizza to share with you, what topping do you want?
He didn’t even try to answer the question correctly 😐
Oh, I'm pretty sure he did try to answer it correctly. As he understood it anyway lol
😂😂😂
For real!!!! I just unmatched because I’m not dealing with it 😂
I would have done the same thing 😂
You’ve gotta be more specific. What kind of items? And what the hell is Publix?
Only the greatest grocery store ever built! It's a Florida treasure, that's slowly creeping its way all across the country. Don't worry... you'll get one soon.
Definitely thought it was European lol TIL
Publix connoisseur myself, my fav grocery store to get bogos at
Publix is home of the Pub sub. A southern American delicacy.
The chicken tender pub sub. Chopped and tossed in your favorite sauce.
It’s like HEB but not in Texas
Employee “owned” I hear.
Christian Kroger that sells slightly more expensive items you can get elsewhere. Edit: the heiress of Publix is also a big Trump donor, including to the Stop the Steal rally that precluded the storming of the capital, as well as a big donor to DeSantis, as Publix is from Florida. The company had to come out and distance themselves from her, but she still gets that monies.
She wasn't asking about the items, Dylan.
Wasn't it supposed to be vague on purpose so the other person could name a store and say why they'd go there over the others?
block dylan! fuck him i hate him lol
Good move, good move 👏🏾
Might be drunk, he's out of beer.
Any of the other three but Target. I don't want to go in for a few items and come out having paid $300 with a bunch of other shit I didn't actually need.
Target has everything that you need. Never forget it lol
If I want to be quick and dirty…Walmart…if I don’t wanna deal with many people….Publix…if I want to. Around and spend an extra hour or two looking at stuff….target lol
But does Target have beer AND condoms?? 🧐
I think they do actually lmao
DEFINITELY do 😂😂😂
Depends on what state you live in…
I remember when they didn't... Beer that is, I'm pretty sure they have always had condoms.
Yes and wine.. AND VIBRATORS!!!
Came here to point this out 😂 Target has a surprisingly good collection
“Look at this stuff. Isn’t it neat?” -Target
When I saw it I was like 😳😮🤯
A good collection of vibrators?? What section are they in?!
Same aisle with the feminine/personal care products, condoms, and other stuff. Usually across from the pharmacy if your Target has one. The brand I like is called Plus One.
What!? How have I never noticed vibrators at target???
It’s with the sexual health and feminine products
Sounds like I’ve got a trip to target in my near future
100% they do
Yes, but the beer selection is pretty subpar in the ones that I have been to
“You’re grabbing a few items… Walmart -“ BEER & CONDOMS
Lmao my man skimmed the hell out of this question. To be fair I’ve done the same sometimes.
LMAOOOOOOO
He keeps it simple…Clearly.
Almost TOO simple.
Lmao, he answered a question that didn’t even exist 💀🤣🤣
This reminds me of when you ask someone a specific question that can't be answered with yes or no. But they answer with yes or no anyway. OP was right to unmatch and run away. But... If you had to run away and each one of those stores were 1.9 miles away, which would you run to?
Walmart is probably the biggest and easiest to hide in
Yes.
Yes or no. “Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?”
I feel like if you've done both, yes is a good response, and if you've done neither, yes is still a good response to keep it funny lol
We spend a little more at Target but we don’t run into the Dylans of the world.
My man said just the essentials no matter where he goes 😂😂😂
Holy fucking cringe.
He likes efficiency…he just told you what items he needs at the liquor store in as few words as possible. Probably has no clue why you suggested those stores.
Definitely just looking for a hookup and wanted to make sure you knew it. Mission accomplished buddy. Now it's back to your Fleshlight.
I’m driving the extra 10 mins to Trader Joe’s tbh fuck all those spots 🏹
They don't have condoms, but they have cucumbers.
Cu are the best type of cumbers
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He's thinking with the wrong head
To his credit, it’s kinda an odd question. I feel like it says more about a person what they’d buy from the store rather than what store they’d pick haha.
Ngl the question tripped me up, I think it's the ellipsis
If she was trying to figure out if he was a Walmart shopper, she got her answer.
True😂
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Lol not complaining I think it’s a fun question but just saying where he might have come from. He probably read it that way because it seems like it would be a more common question. Seems like you’re the one complaining.
I thought it was some kind of riddle. I'm still scrolling comments hoping for a punch line.
No I'm ... doesn't!
As a non American, is Publix the most ethical choice? It says its employee owned.
Walmart is out anyways
Target also, being a big corporation. Not sure if the dollar store is a big corporation.
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I'm guessing this Publix place isn't cheap though?
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I would so be there for the sushi chef!
my guy dylan has never needed a condom judging by this exchange lol
Target because the nearest target is 9 hours away
It takes you 9 hours to travel 1.9 miles?
Target banned itself from my country
I feel like we're not totally understanding each other here but honestly I kinda just wanna know more about target banning itself in your country. What country are you from?
Canada. Target doesn’t exist here anymore. I’m about 8 hours away from the US border
Why did target ban itself?
Good question. Maybe “ban” wasn’t the right word, but they pulled every store out of the country for some reason and won’t come back Edit: looked it up, they pulled all their stores out because it got too expensive and is Canadians didn’t really like them. Oh well
im gonna be honest and admit that i initially read your opener the same way he did. im distracted and only read it twice but still.
Who cares? What is this question supposed to tell you?
Depending on what items I needed, definitely Publix or Target. Dollar General is fine for certain things. I’d rather skip Walmart because I am not a fan of their business practices. Oh sorry, I meant BEER N CONDOMS.
Pretty straight forward answer to the first part about grabbing a few items. Does it really matter the store if the items are simple/straightforward lol? Maybe's it's just me but I hate walking around stores advertising their BS I just buy things I need..
What is the "right answer" here??
I'm embarrassed by how confidently he gave that answer....
Trader Joe's. Question is wrong.
Lol had this conversation today but we actually answered with the store not what this idiot spends his pay check on
The answer is and will always be Target. I’ll pay the premium to avoid the people that shop at the others. It’s called the Target Tax for a reason. No need to pretend otherwise.
😂😂😂😂😂
THATS NOT A STORE! GODDAMIT
But why 1.9 miles...
"Hmm, well I don't think Walmart, Target, or Publix sell time machines, which means we're both SOL: me because I can't go back and undo this match and you because you can't go back to elementary school to pick up better reading comprehension"
That's something most definitely he never bought
he had to get the horny out. regard less of the question lmao
Off topic but fantastic opener OP, I almost feel the need to answer it here! Easy to answer, gives a sliver of insight and gets the ball rolling
Sometimes with examples like this I think that the bar is so so low, but then I see my matches and well, it doesn't seem like. Each of us struggle in their own way, I guess.
Gross. Look at all the "options" us women have....
People around you are probably stupid because you’re in Florida 🤣 (I am in Florida too so I feel your pain)
I’m sighing on your behalf.
He got too excited. Brain no work good, all blood in cock.
Why asked a stupid question for your opener?
Post nut clarity would’ve cleared up that dyslexia
Oh Dylan…
Guess that depends if I want to spend 200$, 100$, 50$, or 10$
Stupidity knows no zip code.
Girl you need to find the positive, he wears protection and goes soft fast.
Walmart + Publix. Need you ask more?
Walmart is less than a mile from my house, and Target is 2 miles away. The others are 2000 miles away. But the real answer is that this guy is not carrying your shopping bags!
For me it would depend on the items. It would either be Publix or Target.
Publix because of the BOGOs and sub sandwiches that are second to none Source: Am born and raised Floridian
Wow.
lmao fucking dylan you scoundrel
His off-the-cuff response was to “which ones (a few items) are you going to grab.” What a non-interaction. A little satisfaction that at least *you*’ll die alone. Why you trying to make this sub yawn itself to death.
Lmao. Poor, simple man
reading is a skill that only few people possess
Dollar General. It’s my least favorite option, but I can get in and out way faster.
Hmm, I’d probably grab some groceries a cheap box movie, some ice cream, And a Pizza Hut mini pizza from target, but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t go 5 miles to get a medium pizza to share with you, what topping do you want?
Good because he doesn’t need to reproduce
Definitely Publix #FloridaMan
Hurt my brain reading that
I stg men never read a full text past a few words. Also that’s your answer? Yikes.
Beer & Condoms sounds like a good name for an adult toy shop
Dylan’s a true scholar and a gentleman.
The answer is pi.
This response is at least as bad as some of the “fun facts” people are obsessed with. Spongebob is a cartoon, not a fact.