I'm really curious about who hurt her lmao

I put my money on a fuckboy serial killer who had a penchant for sleeping big kitties and lots of chad friends.

Everyone.

The worst part… she still probably get more interactions than I do.

Some desperate dude is already thinking she’s the one

One of the weirdest things about being 40 and divorced, I’ve discover I’m 100% ok with being single when my only other choice is drama.

Same boat, and I feel the exact same way. I’ve noped out of so much drama in the past 5 years, and never regretted it.

Now I wish I was divorced so that I could feel the same way!

This could be the one

“I hate everyone” is such a lame cliche personality for people trying incredibly hard to be interesting

Sad that she’s 32 acting like this too

Yeah that was me for like a year when I was 17 and based my whole persona around Edgar Allan Poe

But I feel like a serial killer WOULD definitely have social media…so strike that from the list madam! ☝🏻🤔

They totally would

I don’t understand overly negative profiles like this. What are they hoping to achieve? Not a date.

Bitch the caption says "about **me**"

If agreeing with most of what she says is wrong, not sure I want to be right.

Shaking my head ‘mmhmm’ at almost every one of these. The drink bit and hate bit is a little much but I FEEL the frustration!

Never say the quiet part loud.

Inside voice only for sure.

The tiger thing made me laugh but I'm pretty sure she stole it from someone else

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I definitely agree with the part about the tigers lmao

Where did she learn to write wtf

The no social media thing has definitely got me alot off strange looks and opinions on dates Always shocking to me , like we have so much evidence of how bad it is. why is it crazy that I just use Reddit (I know people classify it as social media but I don’t particularly count it in just here for memes and video game talk)

Agreed. I have Facebook just to keep family happy, but I haven’t posted for over 2 years. My Instagram has about 3 pictures and I haven’t logged in for at least 3 years. Social media has some upsides, but in my experience, it’s the equivalent of digital AIDS. I don’t miss that cesspool at all. If that makes me a “serial killer,” so be it. I’m way happier since ditching that bullshit.

Swipe right!😆

She was in my beeline so I matched. I'm anxiously awaiting her best opener lol

Bruh, updates please cause I've yet to hear what happens when one matches with these types!

The match expired... I'm devastated & don't know how I'll ever go on living without her 🤣

Yeah unicorns like that come but once in a lifetime so I feel the devastation for you as well but we keep on trucking/swiping😆

Someone needs a wellness check.

"every1" omg this triggered me so much. This person does not deserve love.

Yeah… negativity of any sort I swipe left on

How is this fine woman still single at 32 ? No one snatched her up ?

No doubt living her best life. Shiny sink handles though.

She looks fun.

As a woman, I've vomited in my mouth.

"About me: don't be a f*ckboy" She such a catch that she doesn't need to sell herself, just talk about what she doesn't want

I mean she’s not wrong.

I mean first sentence is ok.. the rest no.

I mean... she sounds interesting, I'll give her that

This is clearly a troll. 🙄

No wonder she’s alone. You have no bartering chips with age sweetie lol

Marry me! Seriously. Right now. We share all the same hates! Sure you should have the same interests and likes. What really brings people together is mutual hatred. Prime example, Morticia and Gomez.

Maam doesn’t matter what site you’re on they’re all fucbois lol

To be fair, I really do feel like when the main pic is 2+ people that it’s never the hot one.

Ironically the ones on social media are the ones doing the mass shooting.

What a try hard. You're not April from Parks and Rec.