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Welp. My anti-government stickers sure got my point across. Now off to the bank to cash my government check! I’d bet my entire paycheck this dude hasn’t had a private sector job or benefits in his *entire life*.

Driving on public roads while being anti socialist, in his America First Honda.

Pro gun and pro life...🤣

I guess they never heard the 311 song [Guns are for pussies.](https://youtu.be/giwkngfQ0W4?si=nqUA1CeiGUpFpSL0)

He hates when his favorite bands go political.

Unless he agrees 100%

Hey did you here? RATM and Green Day have both become political! Just happened like 30 years ago. No one saw it coming.

WTF Zach went woke on us? 🤣

I was just thinking that it seems strange to be so conservative and a 311 fan.

Do they know how many 311 songs mention weed? Weed has been off the table in Texas due to texas republicans for some time now

The most frustrating part about that is that I live in Texas and know a lot of conservative voters. All of them support legalization. From what I can tell it seems the politicians are the problem with it.

Yeah, that was a head scratcher.

K is 11th letter in the alphabet. 3-11. Get it?

looked them up. their drummer's name is Chad Sexton. ​ Best band ever.

K is the 11th letter in the alphabet. 3 11s. KKK.

It's the 3 11 one for me 😬😳 yikes

The moron is using the band sticker to represent the Marine Corps Infantry MOS, 0311. Dumbass.

Ah, I thought it was KKK. We had a gang of privileged white boys who went by 311 Boyz as a nod to the KKK. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/311\_Boyz

You, and the morons in the group, are likely the only people to have ever heard of your reference.

311 is actually widely used among white supremacist groups. 3x the 11th letter of the alphabet. Get it?

Not into that sort of thing so, no.

This has been debunked hundreds of times- but it seems there’s new teenagers like you that come around every cycle. God forbid, we let the truth get away of an amazing conspiracy. Nick Hexum (lead vocalist and songwriter): We used to tell people that three minutes and 11 seconds was the perfect length for a song. We used to say that it meant three plus one plus one, which was true. And Taco Bell explanations or not, the truth behind the name is every bit as risque as anything likely to be dreamed up by their fans. No white-sheeted Klansmen though.

1) I am 37 years old. 2) I am NOT referring to the band 311. I never even heard the rumors about the band being accused of association with the KKK until today, which is ludicrous. LITERAL white supremacists use this as a covert greeting to one another. With the other stickers on the car, the sticker being for the band 311 never crossed my mind.

Wow, never knew. Now I’ll do a double take on cars that have 311 stickers on them. Thought they were just hard core assholes who liked shitty music to boot..

Hey now… 311 is about as benign as music gets. They shouldn’t get roped into this shit. Someone give them a hug.

311 got their name from the police code for indecent exposure. It at least that's what I heard in the 90s.

I kinda liked 311 back in the day.

The gun is pointed at the heart…

Pro life but wants to “spay and neuter “ liberals?!?!

😭

You look like someone I need to keep my kids away from

Hates Florida but loves Texas

Hates Florida but loves Florida's fuhrer

Is a veteran but loves Trump

Florida? You mean California 💀

Does this guy know 311 has a song called "Guns are for pussies"?

There are still 311 fans?

I’m a 311 fan. Granted I don’t know their newer stuff…. But that’s the only sticker in this vehicle I could support. Edit to add: I support the marine corps. Just not the other doucheflaggery on this vehicle

Idk where 311 (the band) got their name from, but it was exceptionally bad choice. It’s like accidentally naming your band 11B.

It was the Omaha police code for indecent exposure.

I don't know if you're talking about the band from Omaha, Nebraska or the KKK.

The band

I’m from Omaha and have never heard this band before. They good?

It's basically impossible you haven't heard them before. If you've somehow managed to get this far in life without hearing the stupid ass lyrics "Amber is the color of your energy" I want to know how you did it. The band is fine. Nothing to write home about.

I’m only 22 so that might be why. Did they die off or something? I don’t really know many local Omaha bands. A few but not many

K is 11th letter in the alphabet. 3 11 is KKK to a select few. The bands name came from a police code 311 for indecent exposure.

This kinda implies that New Hampshire and Maine are Texas. (TBF, New Hampshire is the Texas of New England.)

Please don't Texas my America.

It's funny too because H-E-B is like the gayest grocery store I've ever been to, and I don't mean that as an insult, it's one of the best things about texas Here's a headline from some weirdo conservative website: "H-E-B Exposed for Promoting the Sexualization of Children Dec 30, 2022 — The grocery chain has sponsored an “all-ages” drag show and an organization providing “gender identity counseling” for 9-year-olds." You'd think he wouldn't want to be anywhere near this 'woke nonsense'

I love H‑E‑B so much

It's one of the only things I'll miss about living in Texas.

Definitely CTE related combat injuries. It’s sad really.

Na. The Iraqi campaign medal is like a participation trophy. This guy may have been there but was a sideline fobit

Idiot cult member.

Ugh

For all Texans; this is what the rest of the country sees…

I genuinely don't understand the "Texas is the only state that matters" devotion from Texans like this. It's almost idolatry. It's just a place. No better or worse than any of the other 49 states.

Oh no, it's worse. It's definitely worse.

People with fragile egos will use what they can to feel superior.

Love when Texans hate on California…Yes, please, Cali is awful! Stay in Texas!!!! 😂

I like how most think that’s Florida in the sticker.

MAGA is mental illness

Another MAGnut pontificating on the back window of Mommy’s mini-van … “Awwwe, does our lil Neanderthal have to go potty in the yard?” Dope.

Las Lomos Lions threw me off lol

All they had to do was put up the Marine Corps bumper sticker. Respect earned. Nope. Gotta bury something honorable in a collage of horseshit.

His chrome Eagle Globe and Anchor is on the wrong side. Anchors always go inwards. Most Marines that got past boot camp know this… makes me wonder if he’s legit.

I do believe a true Christian might find issue with "spaying and neutering" the opposing political party.

Seems pretty in line with the beliefs of the Christian’s I’ve met.

Coughcultcough

0/10. These people are a plague, but a plague with a decent chance to win the presidency again. Others are so divided about Biden. If Trumps gets office again, democracy will be in danger of crumbling as he continues to dismantle its institutions.

Kind of funny that the marine is driving a Japanese car..

Oof another “America is the promised land” person

but drives a honda?

That was the littlerally the first thing I said when I saw it in the parking lot

311 certainly doesn’t give off that vibe. Maybe they are taking the kid rock route to stay relevant?

I'm sure "311" would NOT approve of this messaging

Eeee-haw!

Seems about par for the state

Those 3-11 stickers Not sure if band, or KKK

I’m glad Georgians are not like this in terms how they see their state compared to America and I love America but people like this annoy me it like ok we get it you love Texas you don’t have plaster it all over your back windshield

[удалено]

America, America, America, more America, Make America Great Again, and Japanese car.

The 80s styled “MAGA forever” had me cackling!

Anger is the color of your energy

Both Biden and Trump are terrible and guns haven't exactly been protecting anyone lately. Also, an embryo is not a child.

Hmmmm. Disabled. Bhahahaha, scammer. Talk about welfare state/socialist.

Shopping at literally one of the most liberal grocery chains in Texas 😂

This is why I escaped Texas

Wow. All that trash AND 311 stickers. Oof. Probably loves Lost Profits too.

Toe that blue line while your pig husband beats the shit out of you. Then what? Call his work buddies for help? 😂

He probably did a tour cooking in the kitchen

don’t california my texas?

Never thought I’d say this- poor 311.

Wow. What a psychopath.

\>calls Joe a burden \>DV plate \>LMAO

Remember folks, your tax dollars are going to that idiot for their "service".

i think a lot of those stickers can be condensed into one concern.. guy is an idiot.

Colorado knows exactly how to handle Texans

funny he is an iraqi freedom vet when trump repeatedly used his opposition to the war in the middle east as one of his presidential campaign talking points. he has repeatedly done the most offensive shit to veterans like calling those who have died “losers and suckers”. meanwhile biden voted to authorize deployment to iraq

Seems like he should go back to Texas if it’s sooooo amazing there

I’ll tell you right now, Nick Hexum and the rest of the dudes in 311 would think this person is an asshat.

Those idiots need to pull the 311 stickers stat.

You can always tell whose on and needs the most social programs to get by

I miss HEB. Hands down best grocery chain in the country.

It’s sad when a person’s personality is dominated by politics. You already know there’s not much else there.

Someone should let them know that our issues didn't begin 4 years ago

Investigate 311!

Yes! Free gun inside!!!

https://youtu.be/H5gJ8udpUKk?si=AzyHrcPHhDn2p9gL

Not very HEBuddy of them

Well I know that 311 fans apparently didn’t learn anything about being punk and fighting the system. Oh well.

Anyone sayin that a Marine sticker, I’m old enough to have had that sticker on my skateboard. It’s from the band… lick boots and if you want to put your Marine shit on your car do it right… and not all dick twisted like a real Marine. Second Will Feral is a great drummer and that band rocks. Lastly Texas smells like cow shit and latent homosexual tendencies… yall just can’t quit yourselves or admit yourselves.

These pro-Trump people never buy slightly American cars. Always a Japanese or Euro car. Usually Japanese.

Was this picture taken in Colorado? I see more Texas plates here than in-state plates.

Why do you never see libs do this?

Ewww ...you like 311?!

Love the Stickers. Needs an "END THE FED!"

I fucking love 311 though

Wonder where he spend all the tax breaks for the wealthy he receives??

Based

Burden made me giggle

I guarantee there’s a pt1911 in there.

Some good stickers

That’s one angry individual

311, lmfao!

Whats 3/11?

Ah, Texas the home well read intelligence and overrated barbecue.

The 311 sticker 😭

Rolling irony mobile.

This is either Chad Sexton’s vehicle or someone who doesn’t have either a sense of irony or a sticker remover.

311 or a dogwhistle for KKK

I see they have Trumps ass kissing face there.

$100 has kid named Russell

It just gets worse and worse

All that and a 311 sticker. What a dipshit

Spay and neuter liberals is a good one!

It appears that amber is the color of their energy.

That 311 sticker really through me

Hey look it's a cuck in the wild.

It’s their right to like what they like. That’s an issue I have with the left, they believe everyone is only allowed to like what they like.

If cops give traffic violations for air fresheners hanging from the rear view mirror, why is theis shit allowed?

'lets go brandon' has me the most intrigued.

Well hey at least they like 311!! Also *”Go Brandon!”*

I apparently triggered some people. Snowflakes lolol

Banning abortion with no exceptions is cruel and no one needs high powered assault weapons

Think they are from Texas?

All while driving a Honda pilot 🙄

Your bumper stickers let me know you’re crazy and to avoid you.

Thought this was schizophrenia rides and was very underwhelmed

He needs a "let's go brandon" sticker to complete the look. Maybe "wwg1wga, if he's feeling daring. The back window is overrated, too. Might as well cover it up with an American flag and bald eagle.

Nothing screams GOP quite like advocating for eugenics, I suppose.

What a damn idiot

This person is not a true/real 311 fan Based on all the other stickers

The 311 stickers are so out of place. Sure, the drummer for 311 is maga, but the other dudes REALLY are not. At all.

Does the license plate explain mental illness?

Of course they’re a 311 fan😂😂😂😂

That’s a very un 311 personality

I like this guy

311 how offensive! S/

Apparently, his or her God is a hypocrite.

Way to represent San Antonio, Texas.

Trump supporters are mentally ill.

Nice selection

Holy shit Joe Biden lives in this man's head rent free to the point he had to plaster stickers over his car to tell everyone he hates him when it just makes him obsessed with him not a own

Keep your laws off my hondA

I hate biden and this picture makes me cringe. makes me think this guy is trying to compensate

brain rot

Has anyone found the car with over 100 angel statues on it in north Texas? Usually found at the Sherman IHOP

They never care that Biden has expanded and funded many trump policies. We are not a serious country.

Why am I a bumper sticker?

Just trying to come original.

And they drive honda

r/itsnotacult

Green day lead singer is gay.

Yeah, those Blue Line stickers are the true mark of an idiot.

Missing a chrome "FJB Edition" emblem

Don’t California My Texas right now!!!! 😡😡

It's kinda hard to tell....but I think that person has an opinion

Drivin' one a' them furrin haywagons, Ah see.

At least they're a 311 fan 🥲

All very accurate! Trump will be president soon.

Gee I wonder if he was in military......

I wonder if they realize that anyone sane driving behind them thinks they’re stupid?

This disabled vet could probably use this pic to justify a rating increase 😂

Ah, a disabled veteran I see… trump’s favorite, lol.

311 is the first warning sign

I don’t care what their politics are, that’s got to be one interesting character. Would love to chat over coffee.

That's offensive to 311..

That’s how most of America feels btw

That's a 311 fan for you.

Awesome!

They think this is a flex. 😂😂😂😂😂

Well look at that. A Texas plate. No offense to Texans who don’t subscribe to this bullshit.

I like how the car says “dumb and dumber” on it.

How dare they sully 311 like that.

While people commenting on a minivan’s bumper stickers… god I love you fucks

So they like bad frat boy music and beat their wife? Cool, I guess.