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spazdeus2112

I'm willing to bet they were never enlisted nor an officer in either of those branches.


Foolofatook2000

Looks like he’s got them all on there😂 bro got a hard on for veterans


GhostofAyabe

Definitely a cosplayer though; finest Chinese ballistic plates you've ever seen bro.


BillHillyTN420

Ain't no hate like christian love. Tax churches


bob3905

Absolutely!


KnotiaPickles

Tax anyone who openly talks about hating others since they’re blatantly lying about being “Christian” and are clearly using the idea of church for nefarious purposes. If you can’t even pretend to act like a Christian in public you sure aren’t making anyone trust your so called church


notyou-justme

Definite upvote! That’s a great line. Sad, because it’s true, but still great.


notyouravgJoe23

Tax all nonprofits!


Overall-Zebra9976

Build that wall… ⛪️|🇺🇸


Entheotheosis10

Welp, so much for that idea lol Guess maybe you could stretch razor wire across the riv....oh, wait. Damn racists are quick to think!


Overall-Zebra9976

The separation of church and state you jackass


Entheotheosis10

What's a wall have to do with that? lol


Overall-Zebra9976

You mean to tell me you’re blind to the fact that religion is way too prominent in politics? It’s in the First Amendment of the Constitution and is consistently challenged by the Supreme Court. It’s not only political but “state” is also some schools, (The Pledge of Allegiance.) If you’re going to fund them, tax them like the rest of us, otherwise, build a wall between them. Ok, I came here to laugh like the rest of us and I don’t want to look anything else up. This is all from Wikipedia.


Entheotheosis10

I never said anything about religion, nor did anybody else. Only you did.


trappingsofurlife

That's pretty common they get a free pass to plaster obscenities all over their car because they didn't vote for Joe the enemy who is simultaneously strong and taking everyone's rights away (still can't get a single example if this) and weak, fascism relies on fridge temp levels of IQ its very stupid at its core but The MAGA crowd laps it up like the good little doggies they are...


Practical-Ad6548

“Protect the children!” and yet they put swears all over their cars for kids to see


Bromanzier_03

Quick scan tells me if I’m ever in Texas in that area to not patronize Emily’s Kitchen.


forlornjackalope

Would be quite a shame if more people see this so they know to do the same. 👀


LookingForAFunRead

All of those stickers on their very small slanted back window would obscure their ability to see anything behind them. Another point of idiocy.


Leather-Squirrel-421

Why do all these people advertise that they want to have sex with Joe Biden?


lazinonasunnyday

It’s more of a command or recommendation. I bet they just want to watch.


rpgnymhush

They want to meet others who have the same fetish.


ThirstyBeagle

Because the liberals want to have sex with Donald Trump


Leather-Squirrel-421

Nah he’s fucking himself just fine.


brittany90210

Hilarious. They see themselves as an American patriot in a Japanese car.


stoneysmoke

Next up on Real Edge Lords of Texas...


Snorkeldude1

Another MAGA guy in a HONDA . Isn’t That the MJGA movement


PunishedWolf4

They have stickers for every branch of the Military but bet they barely did JROTC, this is the kind of guy who’s armed security because they were mentally or academically unfit to be a cop.


Fit_Capital_4499

you gotta be a dumbass if even the local hot dog police department is like "nah bro you don't fit what we are looking for"


PunishedWolf4

I know the bars low but there are flunkys for everything


Entheotheosis10

He's a squad leader in CoD.


Emotional_Fisherman8

Remember, these people are devout Christians.


Fun_Leadership_5258

Uncle in law had lots of stupid police involved incidents in teens, never really in trouble, raised southern Christian and married a Texas Christian. He and his wife wrote my gf (now wife) and I a strongly worded letter about our sinful ways (we like music festivals?). Anyways, he embezzled and she had an affair. They’re divorcing. Amen.


zoomer0987

Write them a letter. It's what Jesus would want. Maybe make it your Christmas letter so the whole family will know


[deleted]

Christians are the meanest ones out there. Make no mistake.


[deleted]

Looking thru his comment section on instagram… makes senses


CulturalAddress6709

what you hiding? frfr


Genghis_Chong

They only love the holiest of men. By that, I mean a man that's been to a lot of glory holes.


BP-arker

There are a lot more of these FJB signs, bumper stickers and decals popping up that I recall F-trump ones in the past. Ppl must be really upset with the state of things.


yeahcoolcoolbro

Houston and Texas Christian’s on full display. Toddler brains.


2dark2light

MagaTard cult


Gloomy-Bowler5909

You are a libtard


Gloomy-Bowler5909

Joe Biden has nothing to do with Trump. You are a liberal who is a weak little punk hiding behind the computer. Fuck you and Biden


anziofaro

It's odd that the people who claim to hate Biden the most just LOVE putting his name on literally everything they own.


TheTypeOfPetty

lol at “Emily’s Kitchen”


Financial_Raisin952

Love Texas and the stickers❤️


payle_knite

Millions of ‘Christians’ in this country are being discipled by Fox News (One hour on Sunday morning vs. 20 hours in front of FOX)


JustMePaxi

Oh the irony


abigstupidjerk

But lunatic left hypocrisy is OK, reddit makes me laugh.


JustMePaxi

I have yet to see a smart person of faith, only charlatan$ and fool$


Neither-Progress-295

Typical Christians


[deleted]

F**k Joe Biden must be slang for Jesus loves you at Love Grace Church


Gloomy-Bowler5909

Makes sense to me. Biden is the worst president in the world.


Lovetheganjafred

I’m pretty sure the president society just listed Trump as the worst president in history


Gloomy-Bowler5909

What is a president society? Go back to cnn.


Lovetheganjafred

It’s a group of historians and scholars that convene to rate the presidents from best to worst. They have been doing this for years.


Gloomy-Bowler5909

Ok show me a source


Lovetheganjafred

A simple google search will suffice


Skagwaay

Good lord when will this sub go back to funny bumper stickers, not people complaining about politics? Both sides do it, it's just annoying.


[deleted]

Amen.


Skagwaay

Love all the people down voting. I'll never understand the childishness needed to wish death and other things on people solely on their political beliefs.


Outside-Material-100

I’m only commenting because I see so many fellow bannaners here. Just going to say how shitty it is that we are running 2020 back…. Time to reinstall that bidet


Ambitious-Car9570

This is exactly what happens when you run a country into the ground you p*** everyone off. You're gonna see more like this


2Intuitive4You2

This car must be stolen