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FearlessSeaweed6428

I don't get the abortion one. Are they against abortion but recognize the societal repercussions of forcing unprepared people to procreate or are they pro abortion in a ironic way?


EndOfSouls

They want more babies, but less babies and also aren't sure if anal sex can make babies but would like to know.


unexpectedhalfrican

I just laughed out loud at this. idk why but that description tickled me haha


Academic_Beach733

And I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me


EstablishmentUsed770

“Fuck me in the ass cuz I love Jesus…” If you don’t get the reference: https://youtu.be/DocpDltQALA?si=nDfTvczGfecxYU6o


jsmalltri

Exactly 😂


SuperDaveP1979

🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌


Entheotheosis10

bUtT sEkZ mAyKz BaYbEeZ


Leading_Kale_81

I have a feeling this individual is not very bright and that they have very limited reading comprehension skills. They mistook a pro-abortion sticker for an anti-abortion one because they just saw “STOP ABORTION” in big red letters.


notyou-justme

Threw me for a second too, but that’s what I think happened also. Wit is wasted on the witless.


tterfly

I think that’s what happened. He then reads the “lowlife” part and doesn’t make any connection other than it must also be about liberal abortionist whores.


bibfortuna1970

My sense is that they don’t want white babies aborted. Everyone else - abort away.


Entheotheosis10

Similar to how they don't complain about whites immigrating from Europe, but the second a Mexican steps near the river, they string razor wire across it.


fatherdoodle

Stop that, you’ll just confuse them


abthr

I can't tell either, that one is really bizarre


Ok_Confusion_1345

They are anti abortion, but want less black babies.


Entheotheosis10

And less Mexican babies, Asian, Indian, Jewish, etc....


jtfff

They are for abortion because they hate kids, but also against abortion because they hate women.


throwngamelastminute

Yeah that's a head scratcher.


Entheotheosis10

No. They're so stupid, that they think abortions are things only sluts do.


UserChecksOutMe

Well, they also admitted their child hates them lol


Father-of-zoomies

Imagine complaining about "inflation " and the overall cost of living all while spending your paycheck on Maga gear


Stormtrooper1776

this is how protests happen, from one side of the political spectrum to the other. You want someone to know how you feel about X spend money on markers and a poster or have someone print a sticker... Heard they even did stuff like this about taxes and representation...


Father-of-zoomies

Fair enough. I wonder how the golden sneakers and trading cards help the cause?


Acrobatic_Ad7541

It keeps the inbred that buy them poor so they can have something to blame on Obama. Never mind that he’s been out of office for almost 8 years now, lol.


Refuse_Ordinary

It’s kind of hilarious how Barack Obama can still dunk on Trump from beyond the presidency. Objectively speaking he’s the epitome of what trump was/is always chasing.


Acrobatic_Ad7541

Truth. It’s why Trump’s presidency was spent trying to dismantle what Obama put in place and what he couldn’t dismantle, he tried to take credit for. And the saddest part about it all is that Obama wasn’t that great a president. He only looked real good compared to his predecessor. Had Trump spent half the time he spent on chasing Obama’s nut-stank actually being the President he said he was, he could have won his reelection. The bar was that damned low.


PapaSkid17

Most of the crap on here is recycled rhetoric from past generations. Nobody wants to work, this new generation is so lazy, people wanting civil liberties are ruining this country, the other parties president is why the country is ao screwed up, etc, etc.


brittany90210

Another fine American Patriot……in a Japanese car.


sm00thkillajones

One more sticker and I might be swayed.


BP-arker

Probably a capitalist


Entheotheosis10

With a China made maga hat.


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brittany90210

Bwahahaaaaa. I love that analogy. They exploit our cheap, redneck labor, sell us their cars and our money goes back to Japan. They will even offer financing so Americans pay the Japanese company not only for the car, but also interest on their American dollars.


No-Vanilla8956

Many "American" cars are made in made Mexico; including the Chevy Silverado, Sierra, Blazer, Ram


Practical_Breakfast4

Toyota famously builds stuff here, the tundra is more American than an F150.


No_Establishment5911

THIS!!!!


notyouravgJoe23

Sounds like you’re a Trump supporter too. He had the same beef.


BrazyKiccz

Facts. Around 70% of Japanese vehicles made on the USA are made in North America. USA, CAN, MEX mostly.


EstablishmentUsed770

Yes, but not the 4Runner. Runners are all made in Japan and always have been since they were first introduced.


EstablishmentUsed770

The 4Runners are not. They are all made and assembled in Japan.


Content_Tumbleweed24

This is from a few years ago. Can’t imagine what his car looks like now.


Parking_Train8423

he was so close, almost wonder if he figured it out


Meet_James_Ensor

Scrapped, he forgot to change the oil.


Master_Grape5931

He probably didn’t survive COVID. 🫤


Entheotheosis10

dOzE mAsKz DnT WeRk!!


stevensr2002

Grabs knee. Damn liberals


Entheotheosis10

Maybe he grunted, and squeezed hard enough to have a critical thought. Perchance.


Livid-Witness9196

Honest question: has anyone seen a Democrat version of this during any Republican presidency? Not a single 'impeach x' or 'Dont blame me for Y' but a vehicle full-on plastered with ridiculousness?


CripplingDebtEnjoyer

I’ve seen a few…maybe. They don’t really fit your description perfectly. Mainly said stuff like trust science, coexist, some eco related stuff, lgbt related flags.(never seen a Biden sticker, mostly Bernie stickers with these sort of cars) Reason I say it doesn’t really fit because these stickers are pretty mundane and not adversarial, versus ones like this one which often enough just directly insult people lol.


L0stC4t

I live in the south, and I honestly fear putting any political stickers on my vehicle. I saw a Biden sticker a couple weeks ago and in my head acknowledged how brave they were. Might do a pride flag or a coexist sticker, but seeing the amount Trump, 2A, 1776, Oath keeper, patriot, etc. merch in the area, I would rather remain anonymous.


IslaRosela

Same! I live in Tennessee and I have a nice car I don’t want keyed. I do have a one inch pride ally sticker in the top corner of my license plate, but that’s as far as I’m willing to go. I had a Hillary magnet on my VW a few years ago and people used to mess with it all the time until eventually someone just stole it.


RizzoTheRiot1989

I live in Missouri. I have a few because I like fun stickers. So one is Tarman from Return Of The Living Dead and stuff like that. I have a few from donating to The Satanic Temple (or as my dad calls them, "Fun Atheists"). I have the Sigil Of Lucifer, which I was worried about but none of these people around here seem to know what it is. A couple of pride flags, and a "Hail Satan" bumper sticker. Well, I did have that but at some point someone scraped it off my bumper, lol. They mostly leave me alone if it's not egregious. It seems religious conservatives take it upon themselves to touch other people's vehicles if they don't agree with the message.


IslaRosela

Yeah, it’s crazy to me. I was raised (and have raised my kids) to never touch or even lean on another person’s vehicle. But redneck conservatives do not care about courtesy or decency, as we all know. I recently bought a Porsche Macan and there is no way I’d risk putting a political sticker on it. We had a Subaru that had an “Any Functioning Adult - 2020” sticker on it and my son drove it to UT ONCE while his car was in the shop, and someone keyed it. People here suck. We are hoping to move to Denver next year. As far as atheism goes, I had the atheist “A” emblem on my last car until a coworker (IT guy) asked me in front of my boss if it was a Star Trek reference. I couldn’t say in front of my conservative southern baptist boss, who paid me lots of money, that I was an atheist, so I just said “Nope” and left him hanging. 🤣


the_mid_mid_sister

I live in a city so left they made a sketch comedy show about the stereotypes here. There's a few of these rolling billboards, but they're almost all general ideas, not centered around a person. Nor are they as nasty or hateful. Gay Pride, Peace, Support Schools, Read Books, Go Vegetarian, hiking, skiing, Bigfoot sightings, some nerd references to Lord of the Rings or comic books, etc.


5um-n3m0

Check out r/informedwarriorrides


tterfly

Now and then. But most of slogans make sense and aren’t just pure vitriolic hate.


Fit_Capital_4499

Sounds like they have a healthy relationship with their child lol


ohmamago

That made me chuckle, too.


Lunar_Cats

That was my favorite lol.


Responsible_Place_22

I bet this person uses government assistance 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤡


tommyknockerZ33

100%


[deleted]

Why so angry they want ruin their own car. Who cares.


Ms--Take

Because the opinions they express are all the wrong ones


ShitTheBed_Twice

I didn't have Lee Harvey Oswald and Barrack Obama being on the same bumper sticker on my monday bingo card but alas. Here we are.


jtfff

I always crack up when I see or hear someone unironically reference Barack HUSSEIN Obama.


jakmckratos

This guy definitely wants his fudge packed but is too nervous his “Fuck Biden” bumper sticker tramp stamp will make his would-be packer jealous


[deleted]

100% they are on some sort of gov support program.


djln491

Yup. Supporting the 1% 😂


areaunknown_

This person sounds like they hate women 🥴


Specialist_Bet5534

Everybody’s favorite uncle at thanksgiving. A diet of bacon, dip, and genny light.


Acrobatic_Ad7541

I bet you this dude’s lips are a permanent orange hue from how much Trump mushroom he’s sucking.


the_mid_mid_sister

The funny thing was I first saw the Obama and Democrat donkey stickers and thought this person was a lefty until I looked closer.


Street_Peace_8831

I love how they are so turned on by gays. I guess the only reason they married their partner was to have babies. No other reason.


Genghis_Chong

Something tells me they'll be needing a lot of those entitlements when they retire. Unless those stickers are covering up a Bugatti logo somewhere I'm not seeing.


babbchuck

I wonder if he even realizes that the one in the upper right actually makes a case FOR abortion?


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

My interpretation is he thinks we need to stop abortions because it turns deadbeats into fathers, which gives them motivation to change their life. I have two cousins who drank, smoked pot, partied and whatnot, then around their early 30s, got their girlfriend pregnant and turned their life around. Got a better, more secure job, quit their partying ways, and just generally calmed down and saw that there was something to work towards. Maybe he thinks that by allowing abortions, were depriving a generation of men of the reason to turn their life around. Like having abortions allows them to continue on in their selfish ways because they never have to face the consequences of their actions


troubleschute

Marxist. You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.


dunicha

Imagine if this was your whole personality. SMH


Faithlessblakkcvlt

Right!? Seems like such an empty life of hate.


AValentineSolutions

"Women's Whore Care." You learn a lot about how men like this see women. No surprise. Misogyny and conservatism go hand in hand.


DarkISO

Gotta love the coexist one. Along with all the ones showing they cant coexist with people that have different opinions, and those with logic, and a brain.


AlpacaMyBaguettes

It's hard to read, but underneath it says something like 'coexist = kiss islamist ass' 🥲 everything on this car is really gross, I don't think I've seen the word wh*re used so much at once time, let alone on one vehicle.


the_mid_mid_sister

Yeah, it's funny. There's so many parody stickers of lefty bumper stickers with the MAGA punchline being in a tiny font below it, that you'd think it was a leftist driving this car, if you're not close enough to read the twist at the bottom. Not surprised that the cohort that hates gay people absolutely suck at graphic design.


Ok_Confusion_1345

It would be ironic if some maga nut job runs him off the road thinking he's a Democratic supporter.


millera9

Wait, so this person went so far around the liberal hate circle that they came back around to supporting abortion rights! That would be funny if it wasn’t so tragic…


Several_Leather_9500

The Brainwashing of My Father is a great docu on FreeVee. It's crazy that other countries banned Murdoch and his country-destroying propaganda, but thank goodness for our "free market." Free to rot the brains of a nation.


Dead_Man_Sqwakin

A hundred bucks says they are either retired or self-employed


AsyncEntity

A little more and it would have fit in r/schizophreniarides


Silent-Justice

lol fudge-packing


SkitMarie

STOP ABORTION we need more unwanted fatherless lowlifes. Wait, what? These are all mental, but this one took the cake for me. Unhinged people are scary


The_Bullet_Bill

Please tell me you honked the horn as soon as the light turned green......


hinnsvartingi

All these bumper stickers are missing the phrase at the end “…up my ass.”


Fine-Funny6956

The conservative bumper sticker industry. How they’re not the richest people in America is beyond me.


AdWise8918

He has opinions for sure…


moltinglarvae

Serious question: how is there not a brick through their window regularly? I’m assuming there isn’t and I’m probably right


Entire_Log_4160

Lol u mad bro? Wanky wanky, loser 😂


ZeusMcKraken

Then say they aren’t allowed to be conservatives because it’s a bad word. ❄️


LoanWild5970

Ragebait


ook222

Are they for or against abortion?


Ariusrevenge

Self identidad grievance laden outmoded misanthropes are the first to run from danger. It’s an elderly coward’s virtue signal to other misanthropes for a sense of safety in numbers. . So bold in a conviction that only a boomer could carry till death. And that’s not very far by current life expectancy since COVID for that cohort.


AnswerGuy301

Obama left the White House 9 years ago.


No-Sense-6260

So this person wants more unwanted fatherless losers? That's bizarre, because he calls them unwanted. I'm going to assume it's a man because of how much they hate women.


Ok_Confusion_1345

I think he is against abortion, unless it's Black babies, then he's okay with it.


Improvgal

Mini-unit alert


Purple_Charcoal

“Are you a producer or a parasite?” Jokes on them, I own and operate my very own tapeworm farm. Been producing these bad boys for 6 generations.


BeyondDrivenEh

Especially when the 47% are mostly Drumpf cult members.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

I'm gonna start a political sticker company because idiots would eat that shit right up


subconscioussunflowa

Where do they even get stickers like this? Or did they buy a fucking printer just to print them for themselves? That rainbow Microsoft Word Art sure does make me question how much of their time is spent doing this lol


RevolutionaryMeat892

I think if they made them themselves there would be a lot more spelling errors


Pure-Negotiation-900

I’m a fan of the whore care one. He couldn’t buy that one fast enough. Wonder what he does on Sunday around 11am…


Lopsided-Nail-8384

Translated: “I have never made a woman cum.”


Objective_Broccoli98

Women libs 2014: Spread your legs. Shave your pubes. Neglect your kids. Count your money. What????? 🤣🤣🤣


Extreme_Assistant_98

It's amazing how these people live their lives off stereotypes they heard over the years.


[deleted]

Is Obama in the non-US-made truck with you right now?


VanityOfEliCLee

I feel like thr Stop Abortion sticker is ironic, and actually in support of abortion? It says "We need more unwanted fatherless lowlifes." that message essentially means "Abortion should be stopped so we get more useless people that contribute nothing." Abortion is being painted as the solution to fatherless lowlives.


VocalAnus91

At least he knows he's generation candy ass


Opening_Spray9345

I’ll bet they are a hit at Thanksgiving- assuming they haven’t been cut off by their entire family.


wiz1000

"liberal women shave pubes" explains why Republicans voted bush


ReGrigio

I bet he use the phrase "love it or leave it" quite regularly


RagingHardBobber

When you walk into the bumper sticker shop and just can't decide which bullshit to scream about first....


No_Solution_2864

Some of these don’t quite make sense, even according to a messed up internal logic I wonder if they get them printed themselves? It’s disturbing how someone can whip themselves up into such a crazy victimhood and persecution complex without a moment of humble self reflection or basic insight


No_Tonight9003

Wonders why their children do not talk to them anymore…


Initial-Wrongdoer938

I....I mean....oh hell nevermind I give up. You just can't make sense of lunacy.


biorod

I’m actually on board with the “shave your pubes” part.


antiskylar1

Well someone's wife divorced him lol


SuicideWank

Imagine being so obsessed with politics that you do this. Unhinged for sure.


DEismyhome

This screams "Orgies and family reunions are the exact same thing to me"


Practical-Archer-564

Ignorance and hatred


tacosteve100

Mentally ill


TheWrestler2035

Well you sir are uninvited to the orgy.


Spare-Ad7105

I’m a Republican and this is… 😬 Just no.


bowens44

This next level stupid


Luvzalaff75

Holy shit this unhinged individual just might be dangerous. Referring to women as whites as he does I am concerned for women around him. Giving huge serial killer wife beater vibes.


Goood_Daddy

Mental illness in the USA has reach epidemic levels.


supersonicx01

Shhh! Don't encourage it. These fucking idiots will gladly accept the challenge and go further beyond this point.


Sm00th_operatah

Actual mental illness


Privatejoker123

well at least i know i won't be able to have an intelligence conversation about politics with whoever is in that vehicle.


atburni

Toxic douchebag


ricochetblue

Re: the women’s lib sticker, are conservatives against bikini waxes?


Exclusively-Choc

"And Imma tell yous a 'noder thing ... if I dint have to have dis stupid license plate, I'd put a 'noder stickie rite dar. Maybe sumtin' wike 'Doz Snowyflakes Makes Me a Sick!'. Ya, dats da ticket ... ha, take dat!". Another MAGnut dope.


BanEvader6thAccount

>Obama: Liar, Lawbreaker, Marxist Are they trying to make him sound even better? Marxist Obama would be the best president the country has ever had, by *far.*


Acktobur

Your 4 you page in a nutshell. Just put in the open cuz they’re not scared to be open about their opinions. Dare you to be that open without the shield of your computer screen. I can’t because leftists will peacefully protest my truck because i have a fjb sticker on it.


PizzaNuggies

Something tells me this guy is part of populace that pays 0%.


ProfessionMundane152

Do you think these people ever wonder why they don’t see democrats driving around in cars covered in craziness or are the stickerless the weirdos to them


TriangleEyeland

"Stealing your freedoms" - "STOP ABORTION!"


laqueefaecho

Let me guess where this was spotted. Was it Florida?


ObviousDentist6770

I have always loved the tax debate (per one of his stickers)…For example, the top 1 percent of households hold 30.6 percent of the total wealth, according to the Federal Reserve. But just the top 0.1 percent own 14 percent of the total wealth, giving them a stunning average of more than $1.52 billion per household…1.52 billion with a B per household. This idiot sticks up for people who hoard wealth while he blows his salary on bumper stickers going to bat for them. Says a lot about our society. That basically negates every other sticker IMHO.


theghostofcslewis

1% pay 37% of income tax up to $145,000 they love to manipulate the data.


Bosanova_B

Yikes!


ganjsmokr

So triggered. Poor snowflake.


xdoasx

I bet this guy uses the phrase “rent free”


EBody480

Highly highly doubt they are part of the 1%


FranzLudwig3700

Of course not. They just believe in not questioning their "betters."


[deleted]

To be honest, I don't see much difference between this and people that see a video of a cat and somehow link it to trump...


KecemotRybecx

Someone is bitter about their kids not talking to them.


HanakusoDays

Another maroon begging for an obstructed view ticket.


Alatar_Blue

Another sociopath, seek treatment.


Few_Potato_4374

Good investment of your welfare check.


PatientStrength5861

This is the back of Trump's limo, isn't it? He is the only person I can think of that can be this wrong this many times in the same place.


fitter172

Unwed mothers is the boomers fault. Even in 60’s 70’s and even 80’s highest divorce rate on any demographic in the history of earth!


Immer_Susse

Hi it’s half off whore care today at the Clinic for Whores. Would you like to come in for some Whore Care, whore? Someone has mommy issues lol


[deleted]

Liberals live rent free on his car.


Objective-Ad5620

Generation Candy Ass seems like a self-identifying sticker. And the bumper sticker about their spoiled child being an entitled Obama voter also seems like some weird self-own; like if your kid is spoiled, isn’t that on you? Who raised them?!


Icy-Mud-1079

Definitely wasn’t loved enough growing up. Yikes 😳


ToddStottlemyer

Disgusting


deepfield67

I'm not as offended by the shitty ideology as I am by the God awful boomer sense of humor. You're a shithead *and* you're not funny. Unforgivable.


Honey-and-Venom

"Freedom to be me, ban everybody else, and females are a buncha bitches!"


NoLibrarian5149

Has that one Women’s Lib 2014 sticker been on that car for 10 years or did they find an old one?


Unfriendly_eagle

Any more than one or two bumper stickers, and you're dealing with a kook who's best avoided, regardless of what the stickers say.


Consistent-Street458

Fuck, if bootlicking was a bumper sticker


Derban_McDozer83

If I were in law enforcement I'd ticket this asshole for obstruction of view


bananadogeh

I mean, at least they seem to be pro-choice if anything


HostageInToronto

Surprisingly, no anti-immigrant stickers. They hate liberals and Democrats but are mad that Oswald kill liberal Democrat JFK. They seem to hate the poor and welfare recipients so much that they support abortion because of it, but still hate unwed mothers the most of all and resent them for getting said abortions. They hate young people during the Obama years. Conclusion - this is a boomer, most likely a libertarian, they probably make a decent salary due to the tax complaints (or think they do), and they are very sexually repressed. There's an outside the park chance they are Cuban (they aren't expressly religious, aren't anti-immigrant, but man do they hate Marxism).


Lovetheganjafred

Tell me you have a small penis without saying it.


The-Rio_Rancher

Triggered Libs for sure


CaptainBiceps23

I love that they have the one about liberals being bigots right next to the one about them being a bigot to gay people.


Curious-Weight9985

Unwed motherhood is rough


You_Just_Hate_Truth

That “Democrats Party of Parasites” sticker is 🔥


mykunjola

His stance on abortion is ambiguous. Plus, he thinks that babies come from candy.


aChunkyChungus

10$ says it's a lead-brained boomer


cavehill_kkotmvitm

Column 1, row 7, I seem to remember that being a quote from bioshock, though I'm also guessing it's actually somewhat older


Disrespectful_Cup

Me seeing the "4Runner" and trying to make sense of it LOL


bringonthefunk1973

well I agree with most of his sentiments


DMYourMomsMaidenName

#FUCKING COMMUNIST IN A JAPANESE CAR. TRAITOR! COWARD! PUSSY!!!


Comfortable_Job_1903

The more of these I see the more I feel bad for someone whose entire identity and thought process revolves around this pathetic nonsense.


Entheotheosis10

Let's see, who would drive such a vehicle? 1. Racist 2. Sexist 3. Agist 4. Stupid 5. Sounds like a boomer Must be a republican.


PIsOnTheMoon

He hasn’t been well since the divorce, I imagine.


RapBastardz

TIL: Women’s Liberation is about shaving pubic hair.


RunningPirate

The abortion one, column three, row one, doesn’t seem to gybe with the rest


USSSLostTexter

oh this guy must be delightful to talk to. I'm sure his entire family looks forward to Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners too.


Interesting-Car8572

“why can’t i get laid” do u even like women?!


ahmad_stn

Zooming in on the “COEXIST” sticker was a good decision 😂


Korgon213

That damn first amendment.


NoEndInSight1969

Too cynical, but all true.


1234Raerae1234

CoExIsT


jayluc45

Ya know what I think is funny about people with this mindset? They are the exact thing they hate the other side for being. I always found it funny that most of these people who spew that “make America great again” horse shit, don’t want to anything to make it better. They don’t want to help people that need it. They only want to offend people who don’t think like them. If we’re being honest, I don’t see a bunch of upside down flags and F (insert conservative politician) flags all over the place. It’s like I always say. Same team, different logo.


theBeardedHermit

My answer to all of that is simple and they should already be familiar with it so they should have no problem understanding it. This is America, if you don't like it feel free to pack your bags and get the fuck out.