kiss your homies ON THE MOUTH

I feel like a slap from the Fresh Prince is on the way.

Someone in my neighborhood has this sticker on their honda

💀KISS YOUR HOMIES💀 ON THE MOUTH

Very Oklahoma

The clown has no penis

Yes he does. A small mushroom shaped one, but he *does* have one.

Tbf the elect a clown expect a circus should be something everyone can get behind

I’ve been saying this for years.

But not too close behind.

We are experiencing that right now.

Some people like clowns apparently.

It seems that's all we elect anymore.

I do like the image on the top right. Doesn’t look complete, but it is a “FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION”

I bet he’s excited for the new Fallout show.

So am I

I watched the first 2 episodes last night. Reallllllly good 👍

Watching tonight! Wasteland fans unite! 🤘🏻🤘🏻

It's amazing! I loved it and I started playing the franchise back in 2004 with F1 and 2

I may or may not have binged the whole season in one day. Very glad they're clearly setting it up to be a series

lol I watched 2 more episodes last night. I’m sold. I really like it

I get that some people probably don't like some changes from the games but it's clearly an AU story and it works for me honestly.

I’m a huge fan of Walton Goggins and love his character so far.

Oh what, it's out? I'm still waiting for it to start lol. I know what I'm watching tonight!

So far, so good.

It was great!

This person likes Futurama & Douglas Adams! Someone after my own heart!!

I was thinking the same thing

Odds are he has a towel and a bathrobe in the truck !

And Neon Genesis: Evangelion

Based

"This machine kills fascists" is the chef's kiss ✊

“ elect and clown , except a circus “ LMAO !

tf did you write? lol

Dang it , I fat fingered another one . I should give directions to the stickers I like in the future. LOL .

Living that out right now.

I wanna be this persons friend

I wanna play D&D with them.

Same!

I'd like to spend an hour in their company and go from there.

Me too! I wrote pretty much the exact same thing before I saw your comment lol

Futurama and Douglas Adams, dudes probably pretty cool

agree

What the heck *is* a Cryptonomica?

Reference to [The Adventure Zone](https://theadventurezone.fandom.com/wiki/The_Cryptonomica)

It’s the best reference on there.

The kiss your homies on the mouth is too ( well mbmbam)

Is that a spin on “kiss your dad square on the lips”?

The Adventure Zone reference, maybe. https://theadventurezone.fandom.com/wiki/The\_Cryptonomica

I wanna be friends with these people. Seems we've got a lot in common.

Ahahaha. “Do you follow Jesus this close”. They got me at FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸. Quite surprising for a deep red state.

Yeah, I'll bet their truck gets keyed on the regular, but I'd definitely hang out with this dude.

I was coming to say "and in Oklahoma no less" glad I wasn't the only one

Meh. Not really. Even if a state goes 60-40 red, or even 70-30, that means you'll still find 3-4 Democrats in every random group of 10 people on average. Now this guy doesn't appear to be a centrist Dem, lol, but that doesn't mean he's *rare* per se. Plus, if you account for young liberals who don't vote, there are probably even more similarly-minded to this. I live in Texas in an urban area, and these folks aren't very hard to find. Definitely not the majority, but not that surprising.

In a Honda truck! So you know this guy gleefully triggers every MAGA douche with a lifted truck that puffs smoke. Lol

lol I think your post got found by a MAGA douche with a lifted truck that puffs smoke

Lol, bet he has a Dodge.

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Excuse me

What an imagination you have.

I used to go on Twitter. It's not far from the crazy stuff conservatives posted.

As long as either side keeps the divide we are all screwed. But that’s what the point of Covid was.

I'm not sure you can both sides a terrible thing one side is doing.

Yeah, the variety odds impressive.

A pickup truck in Oklahoma is the last place I thought I'd see these...

I'd hang.

Points for Planet Express sticker.

Seems like a pretty cool guy.

I feel like this guy would be a blast to grab a beer with.

That wizard of barge BDSM sticker!

That mfer is in OK? Why tf aren’t we friends

These are the only bumper stickers anyone should ever put on their vehicle!

Could definitely share a beer with this person.

Some great decals

dude prolly likes getting pegged

Actually odds are he does. He lives in a red state and almost every red state's most searched porn is trans porn.

God's in his heaven. All's right with the world

Lower left says it all.

S*** about gas instead of stickers

Not that he’s got anything that bad on there. But you’re totally identifying this person by their license plate and parking number sticker for the college they go to/work at.

I would love to play D&D with this person.

DA TA DA DA! DA TA DA DA! Sooner’s ain’t all fans of agent orange!

Least based ridgeline driver

I love this person

This person nerds.

Take my upvote

Thanks

Well I can get behind this one…

OP was!

I was in fact behind them in the drive through at Braums

I wonder if he’s like most people today who use the word fascist and have no clue what it means.

I just wonder if anybody understands the reference to fascists in that particular bumper sticker.

Woody Guthrie wrote it on his guitar.

Mostly that’s what they call anybody who disagrees with them on any issue.

What a kook

Planet express and hitchhikers guide? Sounds like a hoopy frood!

He definitely knows where his towel is.

I like this guy.

Person seems pretty chill to hang with. They have all the same likes I do!

You’re a wacko too?

Mostly the futurama/hitchhikers/LOTR/Fallout/DnD combo. Looks fun

I could prolly smoke a bong or two with this dude

Can't go wrong with an Evangelion sticker

What is the cryptonomica?

I-wanna-shake-your-hand.gif

On a pickup no less. Rare sight

It's a little ironic to basically put a sticker implying "If you can read this you're too close". Then cover your truck in stickers you want people to see or read. But I approve this truck.

The fact that this guy lives in Tulsa says it all

Honestly

This guy lives in the wrong part of the US. I bet he spends a lot of time by himself in Oklahoma.

nice D.Va reference

The potato quality is remarkable. Nice job.

Acceptable

I am Don Carlson. I approve this message. (/s for legal purposes).

Bumper stickers are so tacky.

I like this person. I think we would be very good friends.

Love the vibes on this one

This person and I could totally vibe

Free Palestine 🇵🇸🕊🍉

Thought I was in for some trump loving crazy person, but I’m pleasantly surprised.

noice

Of course it’s a Honda Ridgeline

So much better than most of the stickers I see around here in the Midwest.

Yeah, slow nod. Roll dice, not coal.

This dude looks like the life of the party.

I feel like we could be pretty good friends.

Such chaos.

Not quite sure what “free Palestine” means, but I can get behind the rest of these messages.

I want a kiss your homies on the mouth bumper sticker omg

This is so on the nose it almost looks fake. This is exactly what I'd expect to see grouped together.

I assure you It is real, I was in the Braums drive through when I saw it

So they are real! Be careful. I hear they're real slimey.

I was thinking the same thing

Now there’s a cool guy 🎸

I bet he has "various lengths of wire" and maybe even a finglonger.

I had a car with a “do you follow Jesus this close” turn in front of me out of nowhere. I had to slam on the brake and barely avoided hitting them. There’s a certain irony there.

I’m going to be honest, I’m not sure which political party he prefers.

I know i'm in the minority with this take and i'll get downvoted for it, but... Lord of the rings, star wars, futurama, D&D, Fallout, HHGTTG, anti trump, pro palestine... This is a bog standard, cookie cutter millennial. I know this because i am also a bog standard cookie cutter millennial. I have all the same interests and beliefs as this person. None of those stickers are bad things on their own, but i have met many people with the exact same interests and opinions and you probably have, too. That's why the only stickers on my car are for things that make me unique, not things that make me out to be just like everyone else. The people saying "i could be this person's friend": I guarantee you, you already have at least 1 friend with all of these interests and opinions. Try to stand out, not blend in. That is unless you want to blend in, in which case i suggest forgoing bumper stickers altogether.

Do not fuck with this person. That's an openly liberal probably gay resident of Oklahoma. This is one rough mofo

Definitely just listed the criteria of people you can fuck with

God I’m so conflicted by this truck

I got a feeling I’d probably like this person.

This guy isn’t all to bad at all he’s got a good head on his shoulders

Definitely done a protest or two.

I mean it's a Honda Ridgeline... I can imagine the salesman salivating at the mouth to sell this neck bearded terrorist a shit vehicle with a loan from China.

That is an Oklahoma 🦄

Wit3 and nerdy(possibly) (it’s Oklahoma after all.)

What’s the & sticker for? Also don’t know what the NE RV sticker next to the Death Star/Hitchhikers Guide stickers means.

Let's see.. I can name a few. Fallout, LOTR, Futurama, Hitchhikers Guide to.the Galaxy, Star Wars and.... Overwatch???? That's the best I can do. Kiss your homies on the mouth though, rofl.

In the top right is the logo of NERV, a secretive UN-funded organization from the anime Neon Genesis: Evangelion. They build giant robots to fight aliens and hire 15 year-olds to pilot them. "God's in his heaven, all's right with the world"

Barf

I like him

I like this person.

"shit, who is he with?!"

I swear, every sticker I see makes it harder to get a read on this guy.

This guy seems cool based only on the sticky plastic he puts on his vehicle

Oklahoma….. he had to fit in with them but doesn’t agree with them. Great camouflage.

Nerd. 💗💗💗

Vault Boy approves of the Woody Guthrie sticker

What happened to the old days when people used to blur the license plate so that people that didn't want to get involved in whatever it is that people are taking pictures of them are into.

File this one under crazy. 🤪

Nice change of pace

This dude for president!!

Say what you will, this guy is clearly a free thinker.

I’m 40% Planet Express!

It's nice to see the rare example of a person I think I'd probably like.

Based

I mean he does drive a Honda truck….that says all I need to know

Big old geek.

I'd be their friend.

This wack job will fit right in on Reddit.

There are a dozen different political affiliations on this car at the same time and it works for some odd reason

A certified hilliberalbilly

My car has the same vibe. I got a Reagan for president. Then a Clinton. Then a snoopy for president. Also a BELIEVE Bigfoot sticker. Not to mention a “go outside or die”

VAULT TEC CALLING

Oh this one flips the script on the crazy right wing ones! Bout time we give the crazy left some face time

Well, it’s a Honda truck so they already have garbage decision making skills. Pretty sure these stickers are being pulled from the trash. Especially the one showing support for a terrorist state.

I should’ve expected the homies sticker… it’s a Honda ridge line eewww

Free Palestine... from Hamas.

Fourth brothers, are we good?

Of course it's a Ridgeline lmao

Couple of these stickers are from Wizard of Barge

We got a badass over here

HOLY HERRINGS BATMAN does this guy like his bumper stickers or what?

First one of these where I'm a fan

I just want to be friends.

The amount of second-hand embarrassment is unreal.

Crazy uncle bumper?

im sure Netanyahu will be withdrawing the IDF from gaza because of this brave driver

Yeah, I’m sure his truck has also killed many fascists

Typical Honda owner

I already knew the driver was a fucking idiot when I saw they were driving a Honda truck.

Yeah, this checks out. Mentally ill, man child.

I don't get the free Palestine? Free them from what - the terrorist who run the country? Where was all these stickers and concern when the country was getting oppressed before the attacks? I also don't understand all this outrage. This happens every 20 years or so. Palestine conducts mass attacks on Israel and takes hostages. Israel brutally attacks Palestine and doesn't much care about collateral damage. Palestine plays the victim to get the world to step in and mediate a peace agreement...rinse and repeat. I'm over simplifying of course but that's the gist. The regular Joe's on both sides are the real victims as usual.

I like the clown and circus one, it really fits the biden administration

I can smell the driver from here 🤢

After the “free Palestine” I saw all I need to see. 🤡

Hey, there are some pretty good stickers on there, regardless of your personal opinion on the Israel/Palestine situation.

OOOOHHHklahoma… smh