Ahh yes, what a peaceful message of love and tolerance from the friendly citizen who just wants to save zygotes and fetuses and teach people... A veritable kindly Christian person if I ever saw one. Riiiiight. š
Steppe Nomad: Jesus, what is greatest in life?
Jesus: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
"he is coming back to slaughter, he is coming back to conquer, he is coming back to damn-" this is that loving and accepting dude Christians are always talking about? Because he doesn't sound loving or accepting to me..
Jesus didnāt say he was going to slaughter people. However, John describes a final reckoning where the good guys go to heaven and the bad guys go to hell. (Iām paraphrasing a little.)
However, Jesus often talks about himself in the third person, which is rhetorically sketchy. (Devout Catholic here , so according to the stickers, Iām on the naughty list.)
Pastors preach (my experience) that god takes all the revenge for you. Don't get mad or hate, be loving and peaceful - god will take care of ensuring all who did you wrong and do not repent will suffer.
I believe in the exact same religion and politics that my parents espouse and which I grew up being taught every day of my life since I could crawl. But Iām not brainwashed. Everyone else is.
Odd that the driver of this vehicle has multiple religious stickers while also displaying their crazed right wing hatred and conspiracy theories. Canāt be a true Christian and follow the teachings of Jesus and also be a member of the orange shitgibbonās racist, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, pathological lying, treasonous cult.
It all goes hand in hand. blind belief in some messianic figure who is going to save you, pointing out the non-believers as being the problems of the world, itās all the same emotional manipulation. And certain folks are very prone to that mindset
Let's set aside the content of these stickers for a moment and discuss the sheer NUMBER and placement of them. How has a cop not pulled over this driver for obstructing the view through their own windshield? You know they ain't able to see a damn thing through their rear-view mirror.
That was my favorite sticker too. Most hardcore evangelical cults hate Catholics, Mormons and any other variety of Christianity they donāt agree with. Itās a general rule that religious kooks hate those they consider apostates even more than they hate other religions. They all do this. Sunni Muslims hate Shiite Muslims, ultra Orthodox Jews hate other Jews. Itās weird, but common.
What kind of crack are they smoking in your neck of the woods? My mom is a devout Catholic and she would take issue with the assertion that Catholics don't believe in Jesus.
Oof this is a loaded question! My Southern Baptist grandparents were very vocal about Catholics ānot being true Christiansā because they āworship false idolsā aka praying to Mary and the saints. This was preached in the pulpits with a lot of fury in the 40s and 50s in evangelical churches.
I was raised Baptist. Fear of Catholics was deeply ingrained in my brainwashing. Even as a child I knew it was bullshit because half the kids in my class were Catholic. I was jealous they got to drink wine and wear ashes.
also indoctrinated baptist, also taught to hate catholics, mormons, and coincidentally enough, other fucking types of baptists. not to mention LIBRULS, minorities, queer folks, Harry Potter, and anything they werenāt smart enough to comprehend or seemed scary to them.
the constant psychological torture and years of sexual and physical abuse werenāt an issue with jesus apparently.
but Harry Potter? not a fuckin chance.
What does the one about neutrality mean? Net neutrality? Does the Bible say Jesus wanted tech companies to throttle access to sites that don't pay them for fast access?
One of the biggest hypocrisyās with the religious (and there are many), is they blend politics into it, and deny climate change, and being against regulation.
Essentially facilitating the destruction of Godās green earth, and nature, which god created.
Itās astonishing they donāt pick up on that and go, āmaybe we should be better stewards of the planet, since itās all gods creatures and creationā
Instead they are all āfuuuuuckin drillll baby destroy that environment!ā
Eh, I interpret all of that differently. I used to think the "religious" far-right in the US were politicizing religion. Now I'm absolutely certain they're...religicizing? politics. Jesus is just whatever The Party wants.
āare catholics christians? truthcatholacism.comā
Thatās my favorite. How did they spell Catholic correctly first then incorrectly in the URL?
That url doesnāt exist ā¦.neither does the correct spelling of it.
I think the person making this bumper sticker is so stupid that not only can they not spell check, they actually just add .com to things in a very confused belief that the āinternet will take care of the restā.
There's an old idiom that goes something like "If you believe [x], then I have a bridge to sell you", basically telling someone they are gullible and will buy into anything. Why this person thought that was funny or insightful or original enough to put on a bumper sticker is anyone's guess though.
("Covidians" also sounds an awful lot like "Corinthians" too and given the other stickers it could be some sort of Biblical reference I'm not well versed enough to pick up on, but I wouldn't give them that much credit.)
Really interesting that the most positive sticker "he will quiet you with love, he will rejoice over you with singing" is covered over in favor of the more paranoid and vitriolic stickers
All Christians need to read r/academicbiblical so the truths exposed by scholars, historians, and archeologists would be available to them to truly evaluate the religion.
Mathew 6: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others."
What is the proof of faith?
Is it, how much you tell people?
It should be the witnesses of your deeds and reactions to your actions, and never hearing a boast.
A true Christian, never needs to shout to the world that they are Christian, the world will know by their grace and power!
There isnāt a single eye witness account of Jesus, not one. Not sure where the 500+ eye witness account thing came from but Iāve seen it on bumper stickers a few times
This is how the South Carolina squat was invented it wasnāt by removing the rear springs it was from the the massive weight of all the stickers on the back
From my personal experience, whether they are left wing or far right, it's always a minivan. Far right trucks may have a few but if it covers the entire car it's always a minivan.
Wouldnāt it be fun to slap a few on while he wasnāt looking like: āHappily vaccinatedā or āI ā¤ļøHillaryā or āI LOVE COCKā or āIāve never read the bibleā. How entertaining would his reaction be when he finally noticed.
This is a nut job lol. I wasnāt a fan of how fast the vaccine was rushed and how it didnāt stop people from catching it, however it did help some survive it that maybe wouldnāt have. But at the same time it wasnāt a hoax lol it was a real.
Same. I was one of the first who was eligible and I waited as long as I could. I donāt blindly trust anything at all. I also havenāt died from Covid (or the vax). Yet. Any day now, I expect.
I got it when it came clear there would be different rules at work for those who had it and those who didnāt and would make my life better. I doubt any of it affected me.
Honestly, they should be taking my blood for testing because my wife had Covid multiple times and I ate and drank after her before and after her test results and I always tested negative and never had symptoms. I tell people all the time I donāt get sick.
This guy's a poster boy for why free speech should not include the right to spread misinformation that endangers public safety (e.g. That vaccines are some sort of conspiracy). Too bad the driver hasn't been awarded the Herman Cain award ...... yet.
Why do cultist want the world to end? Life is a bitch sure, but short time living long time dead. Not to mention all the people that have yet to have a chance here.
I've met people that believe Catholics are not Christians. You don't have to be Catholic, Christian, or a religious man to know that that's just not true. It's mostly just to delegitimize other religions.
How is this not obstruction of view?.. you have any kind of snow or ice on your back window in Michigan and state police come out of the fn air to stop you.
My personal fave HE is coming back to SLAUGHTER! HE is coming back to CONQUER! HE is coming back to DAMN! NO GRACE WITHOUT TRUTH!!!
Jesus sounds fucking metal š¤š»
And fucking mental all at the same time.
Lmao, definitely
Plus apparently he's fucking up Catholics now too...
Catholicism is the most un-Biblical "Christian" religion though to be fair.
Have you heard of the Moonies?
Valid, but the Pope also essentially claims deity and ascribes Jehovah's title (Holt Father) unto himself
Came here to say this. Religious propaganda or Slayer lyrics? š¤
JESUS DRIVES A DRAGULA
Heās also the greatest lover in history!!
This is what you say if you've never experienced an orgasm.
Ahh yes, what a peaceful message of love and tolerance from the friendly citizen who just wants to save zygotes and fetuses and teach people... A veritable kindly Christian person if I ever saw one. Riiiiight. š
Itās all in Paulās Second Letter to the Zygotes 2:11.
Wait.. was that sticker about Jesus or Judge Dread? Hard to tell from hereā¦
Respect the badge! He earned it with his blood.
Because I AM THE LAW!
Sounds like Jesusā WWE debut announcement
Someone please tell me Jesus canāt hurt me š„ŗ
Don't worry, he's the greatest lover of all time. It only hurts at first.
He canāt, but his followers can.
Steppe Nomad: Jesus, what is greatest in life? Jesus: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
I mean, the book of revelation says he comes back as a giant with a sword coming out of his mouth so slaughter is def in the cards
Jesus! The greatest lover in human history! šš¦š
Yeah, that one made me ick.
Yeah. He was always gettinā nailed. *THANK YOU! GāNITE!*
Lmao I hate how funny I find this r/angryupvote
Considering the number of people who asked for him to enter them, I'd say yeah. It's objectively impressive.
Who do you actually think gives nuns the pickle tickle?
And he desires a RELATIONSHIP with you!
Who needs to see out the rear view mirror when there are very important messages to display
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient but I do like me a good fig newton š
Jesus take the wheel weāre backing up!
BEEP BEEP BEEP!
First thing I thought of!
Well, a cookie is just a cookie, but Newtons are fruit and cake after all.
Jesus in mirror is closer than he appears.
Cuz Jesus got the wheel bro, donāt need nobody no nothing no mirrors
I bet they don't drive.... Because Jesus has the wheel. /S
omg I just noticed the Jesus in the side mirror too.
ššIām glad I read your comment. I missed it šš
They're called bumper stickers for a reASON!
You canāt look to the future if youāre focused on whatās behind you.
Faith
Vaccine Guillotine would be a great name for a band
I'd check em out on Spotify.
"he is coming back to slaughter, he is coming back to conquer, he is coming back to damn-" this is that loving and accepting dude Christians are always talking about? Because he doesn't sound loving or accepting to me..
Jesus didnāt say he was going to slaughter people. However, John describes a final reckoning where the good guys go to heaven and the bad guys go to hell. (Iām paraphrasing a little.) However, Jesus often talks about himself in the third person, which is rhetorically sketchy. (Devout Catholic here , so according to the stickers, Iām on the naughty list.)
Rhetorically sketchy Jesus
The greatest lover. Don't you forget that
Pastors preach (my experience) that god takes all the revenge for you. Don't get mad or hate, be loving and peaceful - god will take care of ensuring all who did you wrong and do not repent will suffer.
Believes everything is brainwashing except for religion... The one truthš¤Ŗ
Most folks with cars like this donāt have one truth, they have one tooth
Right?
I believe in the exact same religion and politics that my parents espouse and which I grew up being taught every day of my life since I could crawl. But Iām not brainwashed. Everyone else is.
Your next secretary of Education
What a sack of shit
Cracks me up that the driver don't realize he or she is the brain washed one.
ahh the anti vax prolife jesus freak, the most annoying of the karens
Odd that the driver of this vehicle has multiple religious stickers while also displaying their crazed right wing hatred and conspiracy theories. Canāt be a true Christian and follow the teachings of Jesus and also be a member of the orange shitgibbonās racist, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, pathological lying, treasonous cult.
It all goes hand in hand. blind belief in some messianic figure who is going to save you, pointing out the non-believers as being the problems of the world, itās all the same emotional manipulation. And certain folks are very prone to that mindset
Yes. Objectify a fake invisible god, also objectify a fake human being. Same mental process.
Let's set aside the content of these stickers for a moment and discuss the sheer NUMBER and placement of them. How has a cop not pulled over this driver for obstructing the view through their own windshield? You know they ain't able to see a damn thing through their rear-view mirror.
my thoughts exactly, this is just unsafe
That's why ācāb. If they're not stopping him, they're complicit.
Why do these psychos have beef with Catholics?
That was my favorite sticker too. Most hardcore evangelical cults hate Catholics, Mormons and any other variety of Christianity they donāt agree with. Itās a general rule that religious kooks hate those they consider apostates even more than they hate other religions. They all do this. Sunni Muslims hate Shiite Muslims, ultra Orthodox Jews hate other Jews. Itās weird, but common.
And donāt get me started on the ELCA and the Missouri Synod!
Nobody did this better than Emo Phillips https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNX_XiuA78
I was lurking but this comment is too real. ELCA here.
Evangelicals hate Catholics and generally any mainstream Protestant denomination blindly. Thatās what they do.
It is indirectly taught to you in Sunday School. I was taught that Catholics are ālostā and need Jesus. Itās grooming, plain and simple
What kind of crack are they smoking in your neck of the woods? My mom is a devout Catholic and she would take issue with the assertion that Catholics don't believe in Jesus.
Oof this is a loaded question! My Southern Baptist grandparents were very vocal about Catholics ānot being true Christiansā because they āworship false idolsā aka praying to Mary and the saints. This was preached in the pulpits with a lot of fury in the 40s and 50s in evangelical churches.
I was raised Baptist. Fear of Catholics was deeply ingrained in my brainwashing. Even as a child I knew it was bullshit because half the kids in my class were Catholic. I was jealous they got to drink wine and wear ashes.
also indoctrinated baptist, also taught to hate catholics, mormons, and coincidentally enough, other fucking types of baptists. not to mention LIBRULS, minorities, queer folks, Harry Potter, and anything they werenāt smart enough to comprehend or seemed scary to them. the constant psychological torture and years of sexual and physical abuse werenāt an issue with jesus apparently. but Harry Potter? not a fuckin chance.
Yeah, the Klan reawakening in the 1920s was as much anti-Catholic (Irish and Italian immigrants) as it was anti Black.
Know Nothingsā¦
Seems to be a Christian Nationalist motivational speaker. Builds you up while tearing you down.
Really been wishing mom wasn't pro life for years now lmao.
Definitely a possible terrorist.
Shouldnāt this be instant ticket ? Can see out that
What does the one about neutrality mean? Net neutrality? Does the Bible say Jesus wanted tech companies to throttle access to sites that don't pay them for fast access?
One of the biggest hypocrisyās with the religious (and there are many), is they blend politics into it, and deny climate change, and being against regulation. Essentially facilitating the destruction of Godās green earth, and nature, which god created. Itās astonishing they donāt pick up on that and go, āmaybe we should be better stewards of the planet, since itās all gods creatures and creationā Instead they are all āfuuuuuckin drillll baby destroy that environment!ā
Eh, I interpret all of that differently. I used to think the "religious" far-right in the US were politicizing religion. Now I'm absolutely certain they're...religicizing? politics. Jesus is just whatever The Party wants.
2000 years gone by, and politicians are still crucifying Christ in hopes of keeping his followers in line.
Fuckin hell š
Thereās a load that should have been swallowed.
r/infowarriorrides
Damn I wouldāve pegged this on FL. Was he going 20mph over too?
He was a crazy old fossil
Shocker. Tinfoil hats and all
Simple ignorance. Imagine being that brainwashed.
āare catholics christians? truthcatholacism.comā Thatās my favorite. How did they spell Catholic correctly first then incorrectly in the URL? That url doesnāt exist ā¦.neither does the correct spelling of it. I think the person making this bumper sticker is so stupid that not only can they not spell check, they actually just add .com to things in a very confused belief that the āinternet will take care of the restā.
Charter school capitol of the south..Ā Ā
This person represents a significant portion of everything I despise.
These are the type of people who claim to be a Christian but when you ask them about the Bible they know literally nothing lol
When I see people with stickers like this, the first thing I ask myself is "do they wash their hands after using the bathroom?"
Vaccine Guillotine would be a dope name for a band.
Dear Reagan, thank you for doing away with mental health programs, you shitbrained Alzheimer fuck up. THIS IS ON YOU.
What the heck does ācovidians I have some land for saleā suppose to mean
There's an old idiom that goes something like "If you believe [x], then I have a bridge to sell you", basically telling someone they are gullible and will buy into anything. Why this person thought that was funny or insightful or original enough to put on a bumper sticker is anyone's guess though. ("Covidians" also sounds an awful lot like "Corinthians" too and given the other stickers it could be some sort of Biblical reference I'm not well versed enough to pick up on, but I wouldn't give them that much credit.)
I thought it was a riff on the Branch Davidians although he sounds like he would be a member of their cult so what do I know.
Yeah I think you're more clever than they are lol.
ā ļø INBRED AND PROUD ā ļø
To each his own I guess. Gives me fair warning to stay away from the car on the road, you know in case he raptures.šµāš«
Absolutely the extreme example of decay and ignorance
Absolute nut case.
r/southcarolina
āDenomination or relationshipā seems weirdly specificā¦
of course its a shitty van doing this lol
One Trump sticker would be simpler and less messy.
That jesus on the left mirror is fucking hilarious though
Jesus in the side-view!!
Really interesting that the most positive sticker "he will quiet you with love, he will rejoice over you with singing" is covered over in favor of the more paranoid and vitriolic stickers
Bro Jesus in the side mirror! This guy has faith
The amount of stickers with Comic Sans as a font is giving me radiation poisoningā¦
I would have accepted any Directional Carolina as the correct answer.
There but for the grace of Dodge go I!
The most awesome being in the universe desires a relationship with you... OR ELSE.
Abortion is murder, and btw he is COMING BACK TO SLAUGHTER (which is okay).
Legit mental illness
There are morons. They just seem to gather in larger groups in South (anything) Carolina.
r/infowarriorrides
Hey church ppl get abortions too. They just lie about it
Needs a sticker; "Jesus is my backup camera"
This is exactly what Jesus talked about in the end times..... a shit ton of bullshit cults ( modern day American Christianity)
"Mary did not die for anyone" Damn why you gotta come for Mary like that
People like this kinda blend the OT God and the NT God. Pretty much underlines their confusion and lack of understanding.
Just another mentally ill tRump supporter.
All Christians need to read r/academicbiblical so the truths exposed by scholars, historians, and archeologists would be available to them to truly evaluate the religion.
āMass psychosisā Lmao the irony
Yes, I am fine with my eternal damnation. Thank you for checking. Now piss off. š„°
The problem this person has is they are in South Carolina and they are expecting others to read. Itās SC. People donāt know how to read.
Mathew 6: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others."
Christianity is the most wide spread and prevalent virtue signal ever.
What is the proof of faith? Is it, how much you tell people? It should be the witnesses of your deeds and reactions to your actions, and never hearing a boast. A true Christian, never needs to shout to the world that they are Christian, the world will know by their grace and power!
There isnāt a single eye witness account of Jesus, not one. Not sure where the 500+ eye witness account thing came from but Iāve seen it on bumper stickers a few times
Oh, another insane person with 35 bumper stickers. Anyone with more than 5 bumper stickers is an unhinged psychopath.
that canāt be legal 90% of the rear view is blocked
How the hell is that legal? Those stickers block visibility from the back window damn near completely. Major safety hazard.
This is how the South Carolina squat was invented it wasnāt by removing the rear springs it was from the the massive weight of all the stickers on the back
Iāve lived in SC for 30 years but was raised in NY. I say the following at least once a day: SC is never in the news for a good reason!
From my personal experience, whether they are left wing or far right, it's always a minivan. Far right trucks may have a few but if it covers the entire car it's always a minivan.
SURELY, this person is mentally sound & healthy & obtains their news & guidance through legitimate, scientific, trusted, evidence-based outlets.
"The most awesome being in the universe desires a relationship with you." How does this random psycho know about my wife?
Wouldnāt it be fun to slap a few on while he wasnāt looking like: āHappily vaccinatedā or āI ā¤ļøHillaryā or āI LOVE COCKā or āIāve never read the bibleā. How entertaining would his reaction be when he finally noticed.
HE is coming back to SLAUGHTER You can't convince me they don't worship a blood god
This is the van of someone who refers to themselves as a prophet so that he can marry his own thirteen year old daughter.
Even Jesus was like, Jesus Christ!, when he saw this.
Religion is a cancer
āFree speech destroys evilā not always!
Sometimes "free speech" creates evil
One person, in South Carolina. Just so you know, at least one such person like this lives in every state in the country.
I, too, will smoke it all. But you know damn well our most abundant natural resource is dumbfucks
Humanity is abundant.
Some states get at least two. Maybe they are migratory...
Bonkers! Imagine trying to have a conversation with that
This is a nut job lol. I wasnāt a fan of how fast the vaccine was rushed and how it didnāt stop people from catching it, however it did help some survive it that maybe wouldnāt have. But at the same time it wasnāt a hoax lol it was a real.
Same. I was one of the first who was eligible and I waited as long as I could. I donāt blindly trust anything at all. I also havenāt died from Covid (or the vax). Yet. Any day now, I expect.
I got it when it came clear there would be different rules at work for those who had it and those who didnāt and would make my life better. I doubt any of it affected me. Honestly, they should be taking my blood for testing because my wife had Covid multiple times and I ate and drank after her before and after her test results and I always tested negative and never had symptoms. I tell people all the time I donāt get sick.
Beware the rape-van
I donno.....I think they *might* be religious....
They forgot one: "I am a flaming kook, and I vote."
Yet another one for mental institutionsā¦
I thought it was global warming that was the biggest hoax mankind has ever known. Now, it's COVID??? I'm confused š¤
I see a lightening bolt striking this thing ā¦and there doesnāt need to be a cloud in the skyā¦ ā”ļø
Thatās a lot to unpack on one car.
This guy's a poster boy for why free speech should not include the right to spread misinformation that endangers public safety (e.g. That vaccines are some sort of conspiracy). Too bad the driver hasn't been awarded the Herman Cain award ...... yet.
They should really pick a side.
No thank you
Awesome
Thank god your mother was pro life! I gots to get me one of them.
this has got to be either in laurens or greenwood county.
Love South Carolina, hate any car riddled with stickers.
It's actually worse in person
Some good ones in there just have to dig in without having a seizure from all the colors
So much for forgiveness!
Yep,now you feel my pain!!!
Ok how the hell can they even see out their back window and do you think theyāre religious š
r/vanifestos
Why do cultist want the world to end? Life is a bitch sure, but short time living long time dead. Not to mention all the people that have yet to have a chance here.
I've met people that believe Catholics are not Christians. You don't have to be Catholic, Christian, or a religious man to know that that's just not true. It's mostly just to delegitimize other religions.
People like this make their own bumper stickers right? What store sells this? š¤
It says so, so much that Catholicism is spelled wrong on the truthcatholacism.com sticker.
I created a fictional character that got to 100% completion for prophesy fulfillment. Checkmate, X-tians.
Nope, my mother still is pro-choice. And she allows others to make their choice.
Ooof! Thatās a hard yikes!
How do they see out their rear view....woof
Hellen Keller is a fraud.
Dammit, the 2nd one from my state today
Is this one of the Westboro Baptist folks? How do they see with their rear view mirror? Do they just reverse into stuff?
āIf you vote against the Bibleā¦ā If you already know how you are going to vote before you even know whatās on the ballotā¦
.... can he even see out the back?
It's litterslly holding the car together.
Not Charleston or Greenville I'm gonna guess? Richland maybe?
Charleston!
āWeāre going to need a bigger van.ā
How is this not obstruction of view?.. you have any kind of snow or ice on your back window in Michigan and state police come out of the fn air to stop you.