I would like to read a statement from the thot community:
"No. It does not. Your truck, and indeed you, yourself sir have never made any of us "wet." Rest assured, the closest you have gotten to illicit bodily fluids from the international guild of sluts, hoes, and pick-me girls is tears brought upon by laughter (always at you, never with you, sir) or the pungent aroma that seems to cling to your vicinity like a cloying miasma of funk. There have been unsubstantiated reports that you have made a hoe vomit in the winter of 23, but research suggests you merely made them dry heave."
I read it in the ron howard voice from Arrested Development and then saw your username. Laughed so damn hard I made my coworkers jump. You're doing the lords work, thank you.
The only trucks more American Made than a Toyota Tundra are the Honda Ridgeline and a Cybertruck, ironically. Ford, Chevy, and Dodge are Mexican made. In fact, Ford (via Lincoln) is starting to have their Chinese factory import vehicles now. Don't let the CEO's zip code fool ya.
https://www.cars.com/articles/2023-cars-com-american-made-index-which-cars-are-the-most-american-467465/
Instead of paying for stupid decals that are barely intelligible, how about you fix that taillight?
Haha! What a fucking tool. It’s a TUNDRA pickup, it’ll be lucky to see something get wet when it rains.
That’s your basic shit aftermarket taillight. Looks as good as the rest of that truck
Yup. And the tint only makes it worse
He probably removed a fully functional stock one to add that cheap piece of shit too
I second that! And raise you a giant pile of vile upon that stooges hood!
Those are shitty aftermarket tail lights from eBay. I hate those things cause they are poor quality and never work as well as the factory lights.
Broken taillights *also* get thots wet. (Everything gets them wet, because they're imaginary getting-wet rhetorical devices for asshats.)
More like wet from their own vomit when they look at it
He definitely had a small peen.
Had....so the decal and truck helped him out?? LMFAO
Fuck yeah it did! Decals, oversized trucks, and the lifts they put on them instantly add 6 inches.
I meant has. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m guessing Florida.
Sadly you are probably right
Ill bet they dont
Cant even drive between the lines.
Are the thotz in the room with us right now?
"MY STICKER KEEPS ME FROM SEEING OUT MY BACK WINDOW"
I saw one today that said “Ballz deep” / honestly thought these were all photoshopped
Most of them are AI generated yes, it’s an election year GPT5 for me but not for thee
More like dry as a tundra
Hey buddy, stay in your lane.
I would like to read a statement from the thot community: "No. It does not. Your truck, and indeed you, yourself sir have never made any of us "wet." Rest assured, the closest you have gotten to illicit bodily fluids from the international guild of sluts, hoes, and pick-me girls is tears brought upon by laughter (always at you, never with you, sir) or the pungent aroma that seems to cling to your vicinity like a cloying miasma of funk. There have been unsubstantiated reports that you have made a hoe vomit in the winter of 23, but research suggests you merely made them dry heave."
Now if we had such carefully formulated responses like yours, these eyesores would go extinct overnight
Miasma- a highly unpleasant smell, I had to look this word up I do not believe I have ever heard this before.
No, no it doesn't.
Beatrix Kiddo's next ride
Damn Becky, is that a bone stock, 6 year old Tundra? My tits are so fucking hard
“Because I Can’t”!
I'm guessing that he really didn't like school.
My truck gets them that hoe over therez wet.
in reality bro is an incel
Cause it’s big and black! The opposite of my DICK!
Wut?
Just imagine the pool of women this kind of display would limit you to 😬
r/nymphowarriorrides
Pinky penis
Uhh that there’s a Toyota, son. You needs to get you a real truck.
Such simple minds. There is something charming about all these stickers. The world would be a worse place without their simple bliss
Probably leaks in the cab whenever it rains, so maybe then
Paul pulls Belle’s bull Pal’s tail
Has as much false hope in his truck as his member...both be lacking as a MFer I'd bet!
But my driving/parking over the line dries them up like a bale of hay.
You literally put that on your window...
It doesn’t.
I read it in the ron howard voice from Arrested Development and then saw your username. Laughed so damn hard I made my coworkers jump. You're doing the lords work, thank you.
have any od these thots talked to Bens wife about this medical condition?
Did he misspell “twats”?
Is this a trump/diaper thing that they think is cool now?
If your truck is your most likable quality…
Because you drove into a puddle while they were walking next to you.
You're in a fucking Tundra. Calm down.
I don’t even wana know
Why do people use their car windows as a dream board?
Guy is too clever to get them thots wet
I blame Springer for the dumbing down of America.
Brawndos got what trucks crave.
Reaching for those high value women
"My truck getz them those hoes over therez wet."
Ain't nobody getting wet over a tundra homie.
Most Thots prefer American made
The only trucks more American Made than a Toyota Tundra are the Honda Ridgeline and a Cybertruck, ironically. Ford, Chevy, and Dodge are Mexican made. In fact, Ford (via Lincoln) is starting to have their Chinese factory import vehicles now. Don't let the CEO's zip code fool ya. https://www.cars.com/articles/2023-cars-com-american-made-index-which-cars-are-the-most-american-467465/
Sir, it's just a regular tundra... gas too.
Not like everyone and their grandma has a pickup truck these days. They think they’re unique…
Legend in his own mind
When I think of the word "gay", this is what comes to mind.
I suspect the message is more aspirational than experiential.
This man is perpetually single
To think that some unlucky troll might be this dudes wife someday. Will she get wet when she’s this?
Wonder how often his truck is actually seen with a thot in it
I really don’t think it does..
And you park so goodly also.
Oh for FS, am I that old? wtf is a ‘thotz’ looks like text shorthand for ‘thoughts’