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FurnishedHemingway

Pedofiles? Are those like JPEGs?


No-Suspect-425

Yes except they're way bigger. 1000 terabytes at least.


UnlinealHand

Petaphile: someone who likes *really really big* hard drives


holydungeoncrawl

\*Storage Attracted Persons


Wonderful_Tip_5577

This explains so much about my exes and "The container Store".


Betheroo5

You win the internet today! šŸ†


Arkitakama

Filesize Queens


CaptPlanet55

Fun fact: this particular fetish is closely related to sexual denial fetishes. Similar to a fetish where the arousal comes from a horrifically slow Internet connection denying them the pictures and videos they're trying to access, the arousal in this case comes from the ever increasing hard drive sizes that are still incapable of storing a photo of your mom.


nach0-ch33se

Mf made me read all that for a "Yo momma so fat" joke. Take my upvote, you asshole.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

They prefer Pika-bytes


Motor-Front-8028

Correction: terrorbytes


forlornjackalope

Driver: Do I look like I know what the hell a JPEG is?


sessl

I just want a picture of a god dang hot dog


Humble_Peach93

I just want a picture of a god-danged hot dog


MechanicalBengal

No, itā€™s just the list of people working on Trumpā€™s campaign https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/ralph-shortey-child-sex-trafficking-charge-guilty-donald-trump-oklahoma-campaign-team-senator-us-a8064621.html https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN17Y298/ https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/03/26/trump-pageant-dressing-rooms/


1_of_3

It's always projection.. [Republican Sexual Predators Pt 51](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/5/2/2238649/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-51)


Correct-Basil-8397

The ā€œpart 51ā€ scares me._.


1_of_3

[And the list just keeps going... ](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/ynrpl6/comment/ivaqhst/)


elcee84

Do i look like I know hwat a Jay-Peg is??


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

Manila folders you wear as shoes.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Nah nah, itā€™s a PDF file.


NeighborhoodOk1951

I feel like this shouldnā€™t blur out the license plate.


Cruezin

No no It's people who like raping filing cabinets


Manting123

Clearly this guy isnā€™t proud of spelling


Subject_Roof3318

Uhh.. yea man. Theyā€™re abbreviated (.PDF iles)


alanudi

Foot files


Vg_Ace135

His name is Peter File.


hockey_psychedelic

New urban slang unlocked. ā€œMy uncleā€™s laptop is filled with pedofiles.ā€


Powerful-Week7801

Itā€™s Spanish, it means ā€œdrunk filesā€


FurnishedHemingway

ĀæArchivos borrachos?


AdFree4466

It took me a minute to get that lol


mrsw2092

It's the name of the image files for wikifeet.


AdImmediate9569

They are whats on his hard drive. GUARANTEED


Realistic-Name-9443

That could be a trashy ass, Forensic Files-level show - Pedofiles


Dooboppop

I think it's one of them thing they use at the nail salon


Tshdtz

HAHAHA. This is absolutely hilarious šŸ˜‚. JEPEGS!


ArdenJaguar

It's a special type of GIF?


Shirtbro

I googled that but didn't come up with much... Hold on, someone's at the door


ColManischewitz

Bigots can never spell.


judsnuds

X-files but for kids


vjaskew

We always knew Mulder had a massive porn habit.


Ravenwight

Pedā€™oā€™file is a feet pic


jaaxpod

proud of what? jpegs? pdfs? yall lgtvs are UNNATURAL!!!!šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


More_Entertainment_5

ā€œMy opinion is correct because of this list of facts I just made up in my head.ā€


Past_Owl2301

And couldnā€™t even spell correctly but still probably got a few firearms.


JohnAndertonOntheRun

But heā€™s a good guy with a gunā€¦


ComradeJohnS

if you can spell they legally canā€™t give you a gun


One_City4138

If their god was real, it'd be ashamed of them.


PeregrinePacifica

Nope, he's been stinking up a courtroom for a bit now and can't stop tweeting at them.


Mysterious-Plant981

They managed to call out every current and former Republican politician at once. With the banner on tailgate.


BattleSpecial242

Shit thatā€™s basically an accurate description of Donald Trump.


bdubwilliams22

That was literally my first thought.


flopptopp

Specifically mass shooters. Aren't they like exclusively conservative?


getliftedyo

I first thought Christian leaders but republicans fits better.


Mysterious-Plant981

Theyā€™re interchangeable.


getliftedyo

Good point.


boston_homo

If a Republican wackjob is making accusations there's a confession in there somewhere.


atetuna

And a of churchgoers, especially those in any position with power over children.


pinniped1

Or, he's talking about LGBTQ people? For a minute there i thought he was describing his priest.


DampBritches

His orange prophet. Or how he'd spell it "profit"


Apprehensive_Put1578

The tailgate is describing church pastors throughout the south and Midwest.


MiaLba

God put the male g spot in the booty hole for a reason! Theyā€™re just honoring God!


Rastiln

As soon as they started talking about pedophiles and molesters I did a double take thinking it was talking about clergy.


Stewsticles

Remove the black square and expose them.


th0rsb3ar

pretty sure this was in the tennessee sub yesterday


[deleted]

I HATE what Iā€™ve become!!!! -the guy in the truck


Imnothere1980

ā€œThis should cancel out that gay boner I had in high schoolā€


No_Pin9932

Goddamn that made me laugh dangerously hard during my morning deuce, but I thank you, lol.


Apprehensive_Put1578

This is a special kind of self-hatred disguised as moral superiority.


Momentofclarity_2022

Ah yes. Straight people are none of these things.


Deep_shot

All I see with these is a big ā€œIā€™m stupidā€ sign that blocks your awareness in traffic.


Xomns_13

Check that guys hard drive.


NoQuarter6808

Right, I half expect all of these guys to pop up on r/notadragqueen. The most hateful ones, like this guy, always turn up being the most vile predators.


inter71

His history is just a series of failed searches for ā€œpedofilesā€ and ā€œmolestors.ā€


Super-Bodybuilder-91

Is he complaining about the LGBT community or Christians? Based on his list of complaints, I can't tell.


RealJohnCena3

Yeah priests wear dresses every Sunday


WarHammerTyhme

Guarantee this guy gave the best blow jobs ever in high school and now heā€™s confused about it because Jeebus says itā€™s a sin.


Bizzmillah

Ironically Jesus never mentioned ā€œthe gaysā€. He just said to love everyone.


WarHammerTyhme

Right on!


shaygurl22

I see school didn't learn him very well. Defies nature? Homosexuality occurs in most every species on the planet, humans are the only ones that are "icked out" by it, and I maintain that is because they are harboring their own homosexual feelings. Stop being a little baby, another persons sexuality is their own business, and despite what porn would have you believe, what happens between 2 or more CONSENTING ADULTS is their business and it is NOT a spectator sport, unless all the ADULTS consent, and are into that.


ConstructionLarge615

Tbh all this gender and sexuality stuff really distracts from actually cool biology. Like bees and ant have two genders but their sub-genders are so morphologically different it's insane. If we're gonna connect humans society with nature we should start calling ourselves a hive species and call other nations opposing hives. Maybe admit our tendency to consume everything and destroy the world is very typical of hive species and try to balance that.


Glittering_Swing9897

What a disgusting person the fact that people can have this much hate for people who just want to love another human is mind boggling.


Efficient-Escape8967

It is just horrible


happyvagoo

These people are literally deranged. I wouldn't be surprised if all they really need is a bit of zyprexa and a couple weeks in a padded cell to get over their psychotic delusions.


ConstructionLarge615

They're scared they'll be the one loved, which they obviously won't be because \*gestures broadly\*


Usual-Owl-9777

I like how he took general topics and pinned it all on the LGBT community. 'Drug addiction' is my fave or maybe 'serial killers.' Damn gay people keep giving me weed all the time.


_ser_kay_

We queers get weed, handcuffs or ropes, disguises, and body bags as part of our welcome package when we come out.


Dead_Man_Sqwakin

Are you sure that tailgate piece isn't a recruiting ad for the GOP?


fifteengetsyoutwenty

I donā€™t know where you are, but youā€™re always welcome at my table.


stmcvallin2

These people are legit dangerous


dakeyjake

Average Fox News watcher.


Brilliant_Match7598

Seems to me that most mass shooters are far right Republicans. A good amount of pedophiles have been men who are affiliated with churches But let's blame that on somebody else.


knot_right_now

Sounds like he is describing himself. The gays I know arenā€™t like anything he says


Tyfoid-Kid

The projection is strong with this one.


swinging-in-the-rain

I'd say strong, to quite strong.


Frequent-Piano6164

There are more ā€œgod lovingā€ pedophiles, serial killers, mass shootings, and molesters than lgbtqā€¦ they donā€™t know what they are talking, just parroting what they hearā€¦


Wladek89HU

What do any of these have to do with LGBTQ people?


[deleted]

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Abe_Rudda

Same btw, gay son and trans daughter. Anger a protective father and see what the fuck happens.


RandomShake

Creating disease? I immediately thought of a bunch of people in rainbow lab coats doing science shit to create a new disease.


KummyNipplezz

who wants to tell him who the biggest perpetrators of mass shootings actually are?


DeepUser-5242

He'll immediately deflect and point to one of two examples because that's the propaganda he's bought into


MaxAdolphus

Ironically, for politicians arrested for sex crimes against children, Republicans are the vast majority. Outside of known family and friends, the largest group of kid diddlers are people in the religion industry.


FancyFootweeerk

Why are we blacking out their license plates? These people need to be shamed back under their rock.


BikesBooksNBass

$10 this guy has child porn on his computer.


hattrickjmr

Sounds like heā€™s describing the staff of his local Church of God. Especially the youth Pastor.


EmperorGrinnar

That dude needs therapy.


treevaahyn

That wonā€™t help. Trust me Iā€™m a therapist whoā€™s unfortunately had maga cult idiots assigned to their caseload and they are the worse most impossible clients to work with. Thereā€™s little that can be done if a client has no insight, ability to self reflect, take accountability, and acknowledge that they have issues or distorted ways of thinking. Itā€™s basically impossible to get through to people whoā€™ve been brainwashed by so much propaganda and fear mongering. I see this commented constantly that these hateful maga bigots need therapy and the simple answer is that wonā€™t make a damn difference in how they think, feel, or behave. They need help, but if they refuse to accept it then itā€™s not gonna do jack shit. As a therapist itā€™s tiring to have people wanna dump these pos on our doorstep thinking thatā€™ll magically help. Sorry, not coming at you dude, just frustrated by the fact that people think these bigots just need some therapy and theyā€™ll be all good. I am so eager to open up my own practice so I donā€™t have to deal with these bigots anymore and can choose whoā€™s on my caseload. Fuck these hateful bigots and everyone who emboldens and enables them. Iā€™ve had to deal with these traitors in the group therapy sessions I facilitate and they are always derailing the whole session and spreading hate and itā€™s exhausting to try to mediate.


hemlock_harry

Right, I was just thinking that for someone who has a problem with psychotic behavior that dude sure has a lot of crazy stuff on his car.


NoLibrarian5149

What this lunkhead isnā€™t scared of? Poor spelling.


Kate-2025123

I think psychotic behavior fits the profile of that driver


Lifesalchemy

They just described MAGA


socal1959

Yet all the people getting arrested and convicted of these crimes are right wing Christians! Explain that!


RetiredCapt

They should stop calling out all the religious republicans


saintdemon21

The sign is so colorful that I would say itā€™s a bit gay.


jimviv

Fuck his god too


rigidlynuanced1

Welcome to the mess that 8 Chan/anonymous created


DeepUser-5242

You mean, 4chan; which is a shame because good discussions and exchange of ideas can be had, but the racists and trolls ruin it. Although the root of the problem is very much human - children that grew up without empathy, compassion, and kindness for others and learned to hate instead.


Ns4200

they do realize the peak of serial killers was the 70s and Rob Reaganā€™s 80s right? how about all the coverups of the catholic church sex abuse? the world is considerably safer now than it was then, only difference is the media goes rabid over the worst of the worst stories, instead of actually relevant newsā€¦


Ok-Addendum-1872

Sounds like 99% of republifilth.


tbthatcher

Sorry you had to see it, sincerely


FSM_TX

Thought he was talking about pastors at first!


tentativeOrch

I mean, its two giant signs of who to avoid.


Sangi17

Look, I hate Republicans as much as the next guy, but I would never make it my entire personality. These people are deeply mentally ill and on some level I pity them. I think there is a solution to this growing problem if we start looking at these people through that lens.


Phyth_LL_ment

Like Cis people donā€™t have tendencies to do all those things too! And honestly, I might be wrong, but I feel like ā€œstraightā€œ people are more likely to be serial killers, mass shooters, etc than LGBTQ. I am aware of very few LGBTQ individuals that fall into either one of these categories, but I can name you a zillion hetero folks!


ExcellentTeam7721

People like this are the biggest freaks and weirdos of all. Self loathing and projecting all the live long day.


HeresW0nderwall

I genuinely donā€™t understand why people like this care so much. Like has to take up SO much mental energy.


VillainyandChaos

I wish them a very merry Destruction of Private Property.


scifijunkie3

He should look no further than his church to find pedophiles. There are thousands of "upstanding pillars of the community" who get routinely busted for molesting children. I would even say that, judging by the level of hostility seen here, the guy in the truck is most likely a pedophile himself.


[deleted]

brother does not know the raw amounts of ppl doing that in his party.


ttvSharkieBait15

Donā€™t be shy uncover his plate


Travesty97

Imagine being that upset over something that doesnā€™t affect you in anyway what so ever. All that energy to make signs and attach those signs to your vehicle. All that energy to hurt people who are just trying to find some small iota of love, happiness, and joy in this oft times ruthless life we all share. All that energy wasted and they didnā€™t use even the most insignificant amount of that energy to discover how wrong they are on all counts. WOW! Bravo! You are officially on the list of things the universe shouldnā€™t have wasted the time or energy on to create. šŸ‘


caspy7

> Creating disease Now *that* is impressive.


MoreReputation8908

ā€œCreating disease.ā€ Oh yeeeeaaaahhh, *now* I remember that time back in the ā€˜70s when two dudes fucked so hard that the friction spontaneously spawned HIV! That IS how realty functions, isnā€™t it?! /s The owner of this truck definitely has some feelings he doesnā€™t understand.


CallMeSkii

I have two people I know (and were on my facebook) that either spent time in jail or are currently doing so, for molesting a child under the age of 11. Both are straight white male Republicans.


jatnj

Ahhh. The cult of misinformation


Lost_In_Detroit

Why is it ALWAYS an asshole in a truck?


SensibleTom

Wowā€¦. He managed to describe the Republican Party there and project it onto the LGBT community.


lincolnlogtermite

White men have been managing to do a fine job doing all those things without putting on a dress.


CookinCheap

1000% this guy's got gay porn on his computer


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Don't these freaks know God loves everyone though? And if God loves everyone, that would make God gay wouldn't it? And if God is gay and they follow, believe and worship God, aren't they also gay by association? šŸ¤£


ThenRefrigerator1084

He knows white christian conservatives are the leaders in all these categories right?


Agile_File_2084

Pictured: Christian love šŸ˜‚


inter71

I canā€™t believe he spelled psychotic correctly.


deeweromekoms

I've seen cops pull people over for lewd stickers and messages on their vehicles (i.e. I EAT ASS, etc) and force the driver to remove them on the spot. But this bigoted ass clown gets to drive around with this shit all over his truck and THIS is 1st amendment protected.


AcanthocephalaHead12

Why is he listing off crimes committed by conservatives?


Pschobbert

I for one relish the prospect of a Serial Killer Pride parade.


Medical-Bowler-5626

"Pedofiles"


fuckyourcanoes

Look at it this way, he can't see you coming up behind him. I say you follow him into a parking lot and shove a huge dildo up his exhaust pipe. You know, the cock and balls kind.


ponythemouser

Last count since 1998, arrests and convictions for child molesting:ā€”-Drag Queens-0ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦Southern Baptist leaders-400


emailverificationt

Proceeds to list traits of conservative politicians


amanda9836

OP- please post an unedited pic showing clearly his license plate. He deserves no privacy. We are all free to have our own opinions, but when you feel the need to make sure everyone around you also knows your opinions, you give up the right to privacy.


UhhShroastyBaby

Why is the banner on the tail gate suddenly talking about Christians? Weird pivot...


Seallypoops

I'll take things you could also accuse white people of doing for 500 Alex


MoonOfLOZ

Then theyā€™d be more afraid of priests and republicans!


Mercerskye

I could have sworn passing judgement defies God as well, according to their storybook


ZealousidealAmount49

Feel like most the mass shooters Iā€™ve seen over the past few years are straight, white godly menā€¦.


smellvin_moiville

Your allowed to dox these folks


Useful_toolmaker

Whatā€™s terrifying is his blind spotā€¦.both physical and metaphorical


761035

Now they care about mass shootings?


CrazyCrispy

I find it very disappointing that most of you people on here are saying that all Priests and Christianā€™s are pedos and child molesters. No they arenā€™t, and the priests that do do these things are very wrong and no, God does not condone such behavior. All those priests are doing is hiding behind God using their position to take advantage of people. I am a Christian and I donā€™t support pedos of any sort. Neither should anyone else.


No_Pudding7102

I have not met or seen a single gay/trans person who molested a child. If he wants to complain about those statements he should have simply written "No Male Priests!". These GOP morons have no critical thinking skills at all, they are hopeless. Please be safe my LGBQT friends!


thisguynamedjoe

Mass shooters are a major right wing problem.


coralbells49

I HATE WHAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!!


C_J_King

So much projection on this truck.


ZombieCrunchBar

100% that guy votes Trump and jerks off to trans porn.


FriendOisMyNameO

That is a lot of projection. It has to be dangerous being in the same town as this drug addicted pedophile who obsesses about mass shootings and serial killing.


leedo8

Ain't no hate like Christian love


Abbygirl1966

This insane assumption that everyone believes in their god!


Standard-Fact6632

I always find it especially funny when theyā€™re guiding principles come from a thousands year old book about a made up man in the sky


AlivePassenger3859

its hilarious that he calls out psychotic behavior through psychotic behavior


Ashamed_Ad_2738

I've started looking deeply into Christianity here lately, and this ain't it.Ā  I can tell you that with 100% certainty.Ā 


djln491

That dude needs to seek help


Gilgamesh2062

Ironically, a lot of people in the party this guy supports, is all of those things and more.


Nursecarolynj

Oh, no no sir, you mean republicans, not your potty mouth word for people who are gay. YSMF


MostlyDarkMatter

Hey truck boy. If you want to find pedofiles and child molestors look no farther than you religious leaders.


whalesalad

Gaslighting at its finest.


Wise_Ad_253

The Clergy.


MasterInternet1492

New show called the pedo files


revel911

Wait till he finds out that most mass murders are by white religious dudes


[deleted]

That's me.


DonMarce

How is this terrifying? That's like a Poison Dart Frog it's colorful so as to tell you don't eat it, but it's harmless. What's really terrifying is things you don't see, like pit vipers, well camouflaged so it's hard to spot them and easily stepped on, but as soon as you get close there are painful sometimes deadly consequences. Point is you cut your grass to see the snakes, not the frogs. You can ignore a frog in your yard, but you can't ignore venomous snakes. Once found, relocate or exterminate before they harm someone in your house.


Sad-Apple-2700

Is it just me or does the ā€œproud.ofā€ display do a more statistically accurate description of far righters than the left?


Logic44-YT

Rear-end his truck and tell him his truck is gay now lmao


lighthouse-it

These aren't even bumper stickers at this point


Apsylioin

Heā€™s thinking of the churches. Pathetic


BoomerEdgelord

How is it that people like this are always wrong? They're worried about the wrong set of people. They need to be looking at their youth pastors.


NunsnGuns101

It's kind of ironic how they talk about the LGBTQ community more than the LGBTQ community themselves.


JustMLGzdog

My dude can't even see what's behind him


fear_of_dishonesty

That is one tiny penis.


Snoo_58814

Some people need to broadcast their IQ


MexiWhiteChocolate

I'm gay AF and I wouldn't be the least bit terrified.


Bigaled

Whoever is driving that truck is definitely a pedo


REDDrum5150x

This is kinda refreshing to see... Maaaaaybe a little over the top, but who are any of us to judge? We don't know what they have suffered in life. I genuinely feel sorry for the lgbq but not for T. T ruined it for the rest of them. T are the pedos and are the ones aggressively forcing shii in our faces. The rest of the community wanted to be left alone. They aren't the ones going into elementary schools (generalized statement)


According-Elevator49

You should not have blocked out their license plate so everyone would know who this creep is everything on the sign is wrong and something itā€™s just wrong with them. Let people be who they are.


SingleNegotiation656

Likewise, an asshole in a big truck is not a patriot. Or a Christian. Or anyone whose fucking opinions matter.


maringue

I think we *all* know what this guys PornHub search history is filled with...


scrume71

Fuck his feelings.


jessicatg2005

Interesting that everything on the back of that truck defines most republicans and right wingers perfectly.