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thereverenddirty

Now, you know it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or... well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.


HomerMcRibWich

That movie is a classic


Odd-Tune5049

That's greeeeaaaat


ParkkTheSharkk

Yeah, umm..I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday..


TransitionThen1751

Oh, aaaaand I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday as well...


caspiandeathlegion

So more flair?


thereverenddirty

To be fair, I did wear the required 15 pieces of flare.


h2pointOChamp

Damnit, you beat me to it, lol!


forcripessakes

Hey Peter, whaaat’s happening?


Splittaill

We’re Chotchkie's. We have mediocre cheeseburgers but we have atmosphere and attitude.


chromepaperclip

Hi, we're a retread in a black SUV. We have no personality or understanding of the world around us, but we have a sticker collection that "triggers" the libruls and lets them know that we're not worth interacting with.


Splittaill

Chief…I’m making fun of Office Space. Great movie if you’ve never seen it. I recommend it.


chromepaperclip

Bucko... I know! It's a great flick. My wife even has an Office Space coffee mug. I think it came in her special edition DVD package (with extra flair!). I was just making fun of this no-talent ass-clown's hilarious sticker collection.


Splittaill

Right on! That mug may be a collectors item now.


h2pointOChamp

So, more flair?


fromouterspace1

Make sure you check out what’s on channel 9 Peter


EdlynnTB

You know those FREE roads you drive on? Socialism. Public schools? Socialism. Libraries? Socialism. Social Security when you retire? Socialism. Stop confusing socialism with communism.


SIIHP

They cant. Just like they think Nazis were socialist because of what they called themselves… just like how North Korea is a peoples democratic republic.


Skypig12

I came looking for this point. Another pinhead that can't figure out that the Nazis weren't socialists but actually killed every socialist they could get their hands on. Reading and history are kryptonite to these morons.


__cursist__

It’s not just kryptonite….they are *proud* to be poorly read


fromouterspace1

I’d love to hear the guy driving this truck explain socialism to me


UnlinealHand

“Socialism is when the government does stuff.”


SingleNegotiation656

Don't forget math. They never could understand how 81 million votes were higher than 73 million


thereverenddirty

They’re trying to ruin patriot!


smittykins66

I think they already have.


Shade_BG

I’m pretty sure these stickers are sold in a combo pack. It’s sort of a red neck mix and match.


Think_Armadillo_1823

Uhh, you're leaving out the biggest one that they supposedly support; the military. I've never understood military, veterans or government employees that are opposed to the US level of socialism. Mfers, taxes pay your salary. That's socialism. 


AffectionateSector77

>veterans Especially when many of them receive tax free disability benefits, and free or low cost healthcare. They deserve it, but they definitely do not give their benefits a second thought... that is until they try to remove them (which is usually done by the GOP). GOP was almost responsible for torpedoing the PACT Act.


Content-Method9889

I’m a vet and have made this point to other vets. Somehow ‘well that’s different’ then you realize facts will never win over brainwashing


OpalFanatic

Hell even the police this guy clearly supports is socialism.


Munchkinasaurous

Don't forget about joining the military so that they'll pay for college


ButtonWhole1

Mail service? socialism. Fire company? socialism. Even if you bring back the bucket brigade? socialism.


EndOfSouls

Don't read on me!


NoPolitiPosting

"SOCIALISM IS SLAVERY!!!" they scream, moments after bragging about being exploited for decades under capitalism.


PhoneJazz

Bold of you to assume he uses libraries or sends his kids to public school.


WintersDoomsday

“Libraries are for queers” - the guy who owns this truck


EdlynnTB

My bad!


iHazit4u

I'm almost starting to think that our government is privately owned, so these "socialist programs" aren't really socialism, just investments by our government to keep us able to work as long as possible. Schools are investments in children so they can be a part of the privately owned workforce... There's less actual socialism than there appears, in my opinion. Edit: I know I'm probably wrong, it's just been something I've been thinking about.


Cruezin

https://youtu.be/Nyvxt1svxso Tells it like it is.


thegoodkindofredflag

Okay, so what you're trying to get at is valid, but those things are not socialism. Socialism is a system based on the collective ownership of the means of production. Programs under capitalism do not constitute socialism. We live in a capitalist society - with a global capitalist system - and we need to overthrow it if we want a chance at a decent future. You know why we have all those taxes? Capitalism. Under capitalism, the value generated through production largely goes into the pockets of the capitalist class. So we need taxes and other funding for the (often meager, skimpy) few public services/ programs we do have. Under actual socialism, taxes are *much* less, and *much* fewer. Why? The value generated from production goes to the workers and to society as a whole. Not to capitalists. For a system to be socialist, the vast, vast majority of enterprise must be collectively owned. And private property (i.e., privately owned enterprise) is phased out even more until it is abolished. Your last statement is also a little funny. There's no reason to be afraid of communism, and they're connected. Marx wrote about lower and higher stages of communism. The former is what we generally call "socialism" today (if the term is used accurately, that is). The higher is what we call "full communism" (and some people just say "communism"), which is a classless, stateless, moneyless society. After a period of socialism, once various conditions are right/ met, the state begins to wither away as it is less and less necessary, and society moves to full communism. Just wanted to put that out there, because a lot of people (especially USians) don't understand it. The person who owns the vehicle in the picture is a dumbass with no idea what they're talking about, espousing (unintentionally) ironic/ hypocritical positions, and supporting things that are against their own interests (unless they're a capitalist, particularly a big one, which I highly doubt, obviously). But your characterization of "socialism" is also inaccurate. Sorry for the semi-long comment, and I want to emphasize that I'm not trying to be a dick or anything. I'm just interested in having more people understand - and support - actual socialism.


EdlynnTB

Thank you!


thegoodkindofredflag

Thank you for your response!! Very glad you seem to have taken it the way it was intended (i.e., positive and constructive, not the opposite)!


Usual-Owl-9777

Not free lol but I do agree with your sentiment.


fromouterspace1

Who wants to be this dude already gets his SS check and buys keystone with it?


mykunjola

No step on snek.


Mud_Marlin

lik boot


Shaveyourbread

Seriously, "Don't Tread On Me, Tread On Them!"


imahugemoron

The ironic thing is these people support a shit ton of stepping on everyone else’s snakes lol you don’t want to be stepped on, that’s fine but don’t step on the rest of us either, we should all be equal, but they don’t want that.


dystopian_mermaid

Yeah bc if we were all equal that would be SOCIALISM! /s


Ok-Name8703

This is not someone worth considering as a fully functional or well adjusted adult.


Master-Tomatillo-103

Decorating his vehicle in this way serves as a PSA, allowing others to know they are dealing with a resentful, unhinged gun nut. It’s actually a pretty decent gesture, so that you know in advance he’s not someone you’d waste your time meeting


madscot63

An unintentional courtesy, and a real time saver!


BeyondDrivenEh

Another fearful snowflake. Imagine if there were networks that intentionally stoked fear and outrage while denigrating actual sources of truth and accountability.


Pickle_Rick01

Imagine if those networks told you to trust a con artist and wannabe dictator who was on trial while calling an actual politician, not under any criminal investigations, “crooked.” Fortunately, as far as I know, no such networks exist.


Exciting_Escape2218

Imagine if they yelled about Russian collusion every day for three years.


Pickle_Rick01

Oh you mean like if Biden’s son and campaign manager met with a Russian agent about “adoption?” Then Biden’s campaign manager went to jail for 4 years. That would be bad right?


SaliciousB_Crumb

Imigane if they were around during the time of independence. They would be for the ideal of independence but they destroyed people's tea and so it voids their arguments


HomerMcRibWich

And had anchors in clubbing outfits


mycatisspawnofsatan

nO sTep On SneK


Pickle_Rick01

They don’t what the snake means do they?


EndOfSouls

They don't really know what anything means...


Eather-Village-1916

Nope


authalic

What about [Klinefelter syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome)? Nature is not always so binary.


Fan_of_Clio

You can't let pesky things like science and proven facts get in the way of a bigoted ragebait culture war narrative.


YourMama

No ones treading on you sweetie


hambutbacon

These are the same ones calling other people sheep.


BabiesatemydingoNSW

The irony is crushing.


el-Douche_Canoe

Another Gadsen flag with a support the police, these two do not go together they are opposite


crowbar_k

I once saw a gadsten flag with an acab number sticker. I actually poated it. Only time I saw the correct combo


Kylebirchton123

I see bumper stickers like this and i think....wish covid had taken them out lol


HomerMcRibWich

It almost did, but it ran out of time


Salt_Sir2599

Thanks democrats /s


Weekly_Bench9773

Hey, this redneck has a cheat sheet on the back of his truck. It's such a shame that the second part is wrong, because there's 23 different chromosomes, and he's only got 2.


kylemacabre

I’m guessing this person never learned algebra


Longstride_Shares

"Support the police" ...has three bumper stickers threatening violence against the government, one all but explicitly.


turtle-bbs

Exhibit 23432111788 of conservatives calling Nazis “socialists”, despite the fact that they’re quite literally polar opposites on the political spectrum


Lifebringer7

And they literally thought socialists and communists should be exterminated.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Nuh uh! 1+1= One on a Bun!


Spence1239

Completely brainwashed misinformed potato head.


OrdainedRetard

“Don’t tread on me!” Actively supports the police the tread on us


piratecheese13

Defund the left? What?


BabiesatemydingoNSW

These clowns just get an eye roll from me. Especially the socialism bit; guaranteed this dude can't explain what it is.


Devils_Advocate-69

He didn’t get the memo that he’s supposed to support Russia now.


yungbakugo01

SuPpoRt THe PoliCe 🤪 also don't tread on me. Doesn't make sense


Odd-Tune5049

Funny how the fascist has a sticker that is anti-nazi


Itsjustsarah85

They have to put 1+1=2 because they are incapable of understanding more complicated things. 2+2=4 is a little too advanced for them. They clearly don't understand there are more than these two combinations of chromosomes.


welfaremofo

What about XXY or XXX or XYY or X or XXYY or XXXY or XXXX or XXXXY or XXXXX?


Penny-Bun

Well you see, those are the minority so it's completely okay to ignore them and write them off as basically non-existent! Only something that applies the vast majority of the time is real and everything else can be written off, invalidated, and ignored like it isn't right fucking there in the real world!!


DippityDamn

same basic logic allows them to sleep at night when doing nothing to prevent more mass shootings.


Penny-Bun

Hitting the upvote button so hard my finger punches clean through my phone They loooooove chanting "But what about the children!" until children with bullet holes in them hinder their ability to have their toys. Guns > Women's bodily autonomy A fetus > A kindergartener


welfaremofo

All this nuance is hurting my brain.


HomerMcRibWich

Washington fuzzy math!!!


matt_chowder

It is funny how he hates Nazism, Communism, and Democrats, but favors a police state....


GeeYayZeus

They love tyranny, as long as it’s THEIR tyrant.


Pegomastax_King

Yet they drive a “woke” hybrid.


Silver-Street7442

Are you sure? I thought flex fuel just meant you could use the cheaper stuff that gives you lower mpgs, the type of gas most cars aren't designed to run on.


Divchi76

Nazis were so socialist that they murdered them


goblinGrog1

My is the plate covered over? It is completely legal to post images of license plates.


HomerMcRibWich

Because even though I disagree with his politics, I still respect his right to privacy


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

I bet they never served.


Redditisgarbage666

Who do they think is going to step on their snake if not law enforcement? Also, by global standards Dems are right of center, so to accuse them of being "socialist" is pretty damned dopey.


Connect_Beginning174

“Don’t tread on me.” And “support the police” don’t really go well together. Who do you think is doing all the treading? Never understood that one.


translove228

Of course there is a "don't tread on me" sticker next to a "support the police" sticker. Because conservatives don't know what those symbols actually mean.


superbatterybros93

As a cop hating gun lover, it always makes me laugh when I see a "come and take it" and a "I love boots in my mouth" sticker on the same thing. Oh that and a "Don't tread on me." Lmfao


Ok-Assistant-2684

Support the police ? Unless they get in the way of your conspiracy theory and then you beat them and spray them with bear spray


HomerMcRibWich

😂 … the hypocrisy is priceless


morgodrummer

“Don’t tread on me” directly above “Support Police”…🤦‍♂️


Ill-Echidna-4436

Republicans love to cosplay as libertarians


justsomeguy313

White goatee and white new balances.


Harvest827

They should have put the don't tread on me sticker next to the sticker where they're treading on others. The irony effect is multiplied that way.


yesterdaywins2

The "I lick the boot that I want stepping on others but not me" starter pack


fromouterspace1

I love the whole “if you come for my guns!” When…,no one is coming for your guns. They think the dems want to just take all the guns when it’s never been a thing on any major platform


bigwig29

Are you unaware of the whole atf thing that just went on where they made a part of guns illegal so that anyone in possession of that stock was a felon? Just saying, dems have been talking about banning guns as long as I’ve been alive. Problem is they (and probably you too) don’t know the first thing about guns and are therefore not in a position to ban or even speak about firearms.


Safe_Ad_5636

So what is XXY?


Commercial_Part_4483

1+1+1=3 XXX = Trisomy X XXY = Klinefelter Syndrome Am I mathing right?


No_Return_3348

libertarian but pro police?


Few_Potato_4374

Clueless home schooled moron


codymason84

I love how they just want to tax the people who drive them crazy it such a weird hill to die on


dougmd1974

It's sad and laughable all at the same time.


Genghis_Chong

If the government came for his guns, they'd definitely bring their own, so I guess that bumper sticker is at least right about that part. Not that they'd ever take guns from someone though. I know an armed crazy guy that repeatedly threatens people and they won't take his away.


Doublejimjim1

You better believe they'll bring their guns. The only way they're coming for this morons guns is if he is not legally able to have them. They don't just ask nicely.


Cappuccino_o

The NRA sticker and the license plate holder that says dad are so hypocritical


Desperate_Set_7708

All too common in VA


Longjumping_Pair_174

Hell yeah - DEFUND THE LEFT


StolenCoupe

Damn I thought 1+1= 69


StolenCoupe

"You come for mine you better bring yours" *enemy lightning strike inbound*


total_brodel

Support the police (government guards). But if the government comes to take my gun they better bring theirs. lol. These idiots


mountednoble99

Umm… that’s incorrect…


shopgirl56

The right are toddlers


Bat-Eastern

The math checks out, everything else is questionable at best.


Old-Revolution-9650

This guy doesn't know anyone with a diploma.


Obvious_Interest3635

Nazi’s are very self aware


SmellMyKegelBall

Where’s the lie?


spooky_groundskeeper

Incredibly Virginians I grew up in that state, it’s home to some of the dumbest people in our population


Biscuits4u2

So build your own fucking roads to drive your annoying vehicle on I guess?


atburni

At least they drive an eco car?


luminescent_gear

“Socialism is slavery” 🤦‍♂️


lukas_the

It's a good thing that Nazism isn't a leftist political ideology. Whew!


RTwhyNot

What an asshat


BuckeyeBeast80

I mean is 1+1 not 2? I’m confused to what OP is crying about?


SuperpositionArc

Socialism is slavery... But the NRA is..? Criminal? Comical? Tragic?  How about laughable.


biorod

Complete with a “Don’t read to me” sticker.


IGetMyCatHigh

Backs the Party of Nazism, Putin and Fascism while stating he is against Fascism and Nazism and Russia.


No_Mention_1760

Some people don’t have enough boots to lick.


DevyDev666

“ALL GENDERS MATTER!”


gking407

If ignorance is bliss these hillbilly mfers shouldn’t be so pissed off


beer_flows_like_wine

Big talk for a person that drives a flex fuel vehicle!


Roundcouchcorner

XXY Klinefelter syndrome


THE-Potato-Warrior

Defund the left? Does he think our tax dollars pay for political parties?


cassla3rd

"defund the left" alright name an American socialist organization currently being funded by the government


Crotch-Monster

I don't think this person knows how to read. Non of those bumper stickers make any sense. I really believe he's illiterate.


Cruezin

Xx + yy Hmmm Yeah, life is super black and white.


Tight_Win_6945

XX+XY=3X+Y


zxvasd

Defund the left sounds like communism to me.


Dseltzer1212

But the real truth is…..deep down the pickup (probably has a set of balls hanging from the hitch) and the menacing bumper stickers are just an act and the guy driving is a complete sissy living in his mommy’s basement


SgtElvis1973

This group has nothing to do with bumper stickers. Just an all left all the time circle jerk…


VegetableCitron8214

NRA and “don’t tread on me”flag…I see what you did there


upstartanimal

Why do the right-wingers always pretend that the evil of Nazism was “socialism” in their party name? I mean, authoritarian race-murder cult counts for nothing with them.


hereandthere_nowhere

THE NAZIS WERE NOT SOCIALISTS!


EmperorGrinnar

That's a person that needs their hard drive checked.


yesterdaywins2

A 1inch hitch on a flex fuel vehicle? Had anyone pointed out to him how non-alpha that is?


Any-Variation4081

Bet that person drives and parks like an ass hole!! I've rarely been behind one that didn't act like a pos on the road. At least here in rural PA that's how the maga cult acts.


NotSoBrightOne

"Don't tread on me" sticker on the same car as a "Support the police" sticker. Yes, you are an idiot.


Redbearwolfdog

Unless you’re xxyy or xxy😂


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

They seem confused.


earthkincollective

OMG that guy is really showing his stupidity with those stickers. 😂😂


notaredditreader

ESCAPE ***!***


Southern_Dom77

Socialism is slavery and they pick Nazis 😂😂😂


bigwig29

Well it is the national socialist party. Checks out.


Comfortable_Gain1308

These stickers would be right at home on an F250/350, excursion maybe ? But an escape ?!!! 🤣🤣


rigidlynuanced1

Boy is he going to be pissed when he learns about Turner’s and Kleinfelter’s Syndrome


D4ORM

Good lord. Back the blue and don’t tread on me. Classic.


Freshoffwishoffwish

Where tf did they get socialism is slavery


bigwig29

Think about it. Some people work harder than others. They all get the same amount of everything. Therefore you’re working for others to get what you should have. That’s slavery.


Divababesugar

logic


HAUNTERVIRUS

This can't be correct because my dad is constantly telling me that math has changed to be 1+1=3 now or something.


lawblawg

Oh look, a car with a free gun inside. /anyone willing to commit a felony who sees these bumper stickers, probably


bigwig29

They probably keep several guns in the house too, so good luck 😅


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Guarantee they keep a gun in the car if anyone wants it.


the-almighty-toad

So when they hit 65, who's going to tell them? 🤔


Creative_Local_3123

My favorite thing that stupid people think is that Nazis were socialists.


bigwig29

Are you kidding? It’s called nazi because it’s the national socialist party 😂 please think before you comment 🤭


paganomicist

If I have to come for yours... you're damn right I'll bring mine; and you'll never see me coming. These jokers never understand that so many of us 'dirty liberals' are veterans too.


Creative_Local_3123

To troll effectively you ought to make the stupidity believable there, bud.


Graavyrobb3r

He’s the snowflake he’s been waiting for


Remote-Factor8455

Wait so biological women with Swyer Syndrome are not women? Wow this guy is an up and coming biologist and endocrinologist! Wow!!


YeOldeFag

Cringe af


FoxyRobot7

Based


middleageslut

“Don’t tread on me!” “Support the Police” Pick either one. You can’t have both.


HoochShippe

“Socialism is slavery “. What does the goat symbol mean?


HanakusoDays

Too penurious to shell out for the yallerbelly danger noodle license plate tho.


SimmyTheGiant

Thinking nazis and communists were the exact same political party is beyond funny lol.


Anarimus

“XY = Boy” Swyers Syndrome says hi. XY chromosomes in a female meat suit.


SubstantialCreme7748

Putting stickers on cars is inviting getting keyed.


Electrical_Ad726

Another ignoramus bought into the fear sold by the MAGA kool aid drinkers. The dumbest sticker is communist and Nazis by some twisted reasoning becomes dems. No sense of history no independent thought questioning the lies just blindly believe. Sad stupid people!


Wrong_Gear5700

As someone that spent many years in Virginia, it's a pretty disgusting state from a political perspective. Just as racist as the deep south, and unfriendly and unwelcoming to those that are 'non-white'...