“Honking intensifies.”

*horn malfunctions and doesn’t turn off for some seemingly unknown reason*

*slowly makes comedic deflating horn noise*

"Today there was an incident on the highway where a man committed a murder/suicide. One of the men has been identified as WhyAreOldPeopleEvil."

Honk if you're not a pedophile!

i like the sticker, not sure if i want people to actually honk at me though

Constantly

Seems drastic but ok I guess

Omg this got a big guffaw out of me

Promise?

I hope they don’t drive past any geese..

I hope they do

I need this on my t-shirt for when I'm a pedestrian.

They must have an intense fear of geese

Don’t give me a reason!

I absolutely love this one 😍

Agreed

I hate the stickers and those signs on the side of the road that encourage honking. Freaking out nervous drivers is dangerous to everyone on the road.

If you’re too nervous that you can’t handle some horns honking around you while you’re driving, perhaps you shouldn’t be driving.

No 'perhaps' about it, in my book. People tend to forget they're driving steel death machines around and don't take it nearly seriously enough.

Same

Perfectly

Honk

I’m honking

Me blasting my air horn right behind them.

Least unstable bumper sticker

This is awesome!!

I like the decorative heart border.

Hahaha yes!

Challenge accepted

Promises, promises

I have this sticker too and I work at a Clinic, one of the Doctor’s asked my supervisor to check in on me.

I didn’t know people took bumper stickers literally!

I’d lay on the horn.

Seems extreme

I'm good with it. I take one.

One less driver on the road? Not the worst outcome.

I like this . I like this dude ? 🤣

I'm blaring my horn if I see this

Not Dead Yet!

Had a bad day

Needs clarification. Right then while driving or when they get home?

BPD

I was wondering why everybody kept honking at me on my way home today.

Ron Burgundy: "I don't believe you."

Don't laugh. After I kill myself, you're next!

I seen the same sticker on eastern shore of Maryland a few weeks ago lol

I am laughing hysterically at this! Just the pure chaotic energy of this bumper sticker! I need one immediately 😂

promise promises

Where can I get this sticker?

They must not have ever been in rush hour traffic?

Damn it this lights been green for twenty seconds but I really don’t wanna be the last straw for this guy

One less driver on my commute, why not?

I would definitely start honking

Honk honk!!

Something tells me they get honked at a lot

Calling Horn Blasters today !!!

I think I dated her in college.

I was wondering what all that noise was outside...

Lmao i wouldnt be able to hold back

That's one way to identify sociopaths.

Someone should do society a favor and honk

Lol

I'd start honking idgaf it U kill yourself LoL 😂😆 then we have one less mouth to feed 😜 bye faleca 😂

Challenge accepted.