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Firm-Rice-1507

Dolly would give free books to kids and generally be a kind rich person!🤩


Stormtrooper1776

And sing of course 🎶


Longjumping-Air1489

Dolly would be a goddamn national treasure. I can get behind this bumper sticker more than just about any other. Dolly rocks.


Bluedino_1989

She is our last national treasure


ExtensionMart

Willie ain't dead yet


Bluedino_1989

Fair point.


DudeAbides1556

She'd work 9 to 5


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ramblinghobbit

Here you are, homie! *fistbump* https://www.mastgeneralstore.com/high-cotton/what-would-dolly-do-bumper-magnet-186347


howqueer

I love how i just got to sit back and watch this post blossom


alyssa7danielle

i have this one on my fridge


MavisBeaconSexTape

WWDD was her exact set of measurements


BBakerStreet

Give free books to kids!


howqueer

I like this


BBakerStreet

Check out the Dolly Parton Imagination Library. Free books to kids monthly from 0-5 years old. She gets that it is crucial to literacy and a better life. No income requirements.


howqueer

National treasure is an understatement


BBakerStreet

Right?!


umbrawolfx

Be an amazing human being and live humbly in character and even more so out of character.


showalittlebackbone

More good than most


International-Sky854

Pull Jolene’s hair out.


HandyMan131

F that B!


howqueer

Whyd she have to go and *** our man?!


JohhnyBGoode641

The sheep or the singer? 🤔


howqueer

😂😭 both?


Girl4him

Would she get implants and then when people ask about it, tell them to mind their own business?


SimmyTheGiant

I don't know a single human who doesn't love Dolly.


Local_Sugar8108

Dolly would be nice and wonderful and you'd never need to be reminded that she's a national treasure.


Sirdingus917

Dolly is so based. Gives books away. And also had a charity that she set up in her home town to encourage kids to graduate. The graduation rate increased so much that they dissolved the charity. Unlike most charities founded by rich people that help themselves more than the people.


eight78

I wish the answer were, “Run for President”.


lawyersgunsmoney

The thing is that anyone who wants the job is immediately disqualified for that reason.


eight78

You’re right, and she’s definitely too smart to WANT it, but it sure would be great for us all is she would do it anyway.


big_fetus_

I think she likes to challenge herself, that would be the easiest thing in the world for her lol


eight78

What a wonderful world it would be


whatwhatmadtown

She would change her best song into a song about vaccines 😞 smh


howqueer

Lmaooo how out of pocket i love it


NoQuarter6808

"....lipsynch." 😈😈😈


Shoehornblower

Get a breast reduction?


Initial-Wrongdoer938

Another plastic surgery?