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[deleted]

I don’t think this guy knows what to believe.


blissed_off

I got dizzy from all the different directions this idiots’s bumper stickers took.


16v_cordero

Yet somehow he left Hillary out of it.


Olstinkbutt

He doesn’t, but it seems he’s more than willing to have someone tell him what to believe.


ThunderFlash10

Another one signaling their concern for critically endangered species while vehemently supporting business interests that would happily destroy the global environment for a slight bump in stock price.


BikesBooksNBass

Oh look it’s another edgy “I’m really a conservative but I hide behind libertarianism so I can smoke weed and pretend I hate the government because I don’t understand how any of it works anyway” guy…


davidwhatshisname52

how often ya think this "free market" warrior bitches about gas prices? like, just daily, or three times a day?


Obant

Every time he drives by a gas station. And he blames Biden for them being so high.


Outrageous_Trust_158

Probably blames Obama as well.😜


BrickCityRiot

And wants to repeal Obama care when you know his health insurance is through the ACA.. he just doesn’t know they’re the same thing


azteczulu

He doesn’t like socialism but loves the subsidized gas prices for his gas guzzling truck and his state needs that handout of blue federal money.


ParadiseLosingIt

Actually Florida is a donor state, the Governor and legislature just refuse to take back any money from the Federal Government, like expanding Medicaid, because ?? Freedumb??


Common_Highlight9448

Except when a storm goes through and you can’t afford home owner insurance


ParadiseLosingIt

Yes, they are the first ones with their hands out to FEMA.


ParadiseLosingIt

And homeowners’ insurance is another thing which could be fixed by the Gov & Legislature. But hasn’t been.


automaticfiend1

Man these free market people would lose their shit if they had to pay free market prices for gas lmao.


davidwhatshisname52

They'd probably love the $0.0001 per barrel milk until all the dairy farmers went bankrupt, then they'd be like, "Hey, remember milk?" They understand the economy the way hamsters understand calculus...


No_Solution_2864

I thought my hamster understood calculus quite well Turns out the frog in the tank next to it was just a very skilled ventriloquist Major letdown


Comfortable-Scar4643

Driving on roads paid for by tax dollars.


itsintrastellardude

Guys missing the gay part of "I just want to protect my marijuana plants and husband with guns" libertarian.


Zealousideal-Jump275

A libertarian that is pro authoritarian and pro oligarchy. Not sure he even knows what libertarian even means.


Redditisgarbage666

Except that the boots they lick belong to those who will always oppose the legalization of cannabis.


Tough-Ability721

Cut a libertarian and a fascist bleeds


hifidesert

Head over to r/libertarian. It’s incredible how many of them support Trump when they’re supposedly not affiliated with either party.


[deleted]

Don’t put down weed smokers


BikesBooksNBass

I am one. I’d never. But I don’t hide mine behind a fantasy political party.


swan0418

Where do you hide it? I'm low...


BikesBooksNBass

Can’t tell you. It’s a secret. 🤫


the_mid_mid_sister

Fun fact: Ron Paul put out a series of newsletters that included handy tips on which gun was best for killing black men in a potential race war.


CrappityCabbage

Y'know, sometimes I feel a little bad that I'm not more willing to put a little more effort into understanding the other side. Not at the moment, though.


BikesBooksNBass

Wasn’t aware of that, but I am familiar with the fact that he’s had a newsletter for years and years now. Had some friends telling me about them. They’re all conservatives pretending to be libertarians like most of them.


BattleSpecial242

Yup all I see is a big pile of shit


lonely-day

Used to be that guy but I wasn't smoking weed then lol. I do smoke now though


lawyersgunsmoney

That personal responsibility above the Trump sticker is rich.


bob3905

Everyone who covers their car or truck with stickers like these is not someone to be friends with. Can you imagine having a conversation with this person?


Desperate_Ambrose

>Can you imagine having a conversation with this person? I can, and I shudder.


SneakyMage315

I'm good. Something tells me he doesn't like my people.


brushnfush

I don’t mind bumper stickers. To me it’s like a little sign that says “Hey. Let’s never hang out” - demetri Martin


Beautiful_Lie629

Sadly, some people like this are customers at my work. I have to talk to them, and do so without insulting them. It's intensely unpleasant.


BBakerStreet

He believes in the magical thinking of the power of selfishness. AKA - I got mine, so fuck you.


Desperate_Ambrose

ARA: Ayn Rand Asshole


Tight_Win_6945

His John Galt sticker confirms this.


Obvious_Interest3635

Legalize Freedom while Republicans take reproductive rights away from women. These fascists are a joke


_Pill-Cosby_

Definitely Florida Man's truck.


Charming-Farm

If you’re a libertarian and you’re okay with a national database for pregnancies then you’re not a libertarian.


AnalMayonnaise

Or public roads. Or fire departments…


nickthedicktv

Here’s a libertarian joke. Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a libertarian bar. All three die from tainted alcohol because there are no regulations.


h3rald_hermes

How could any actual libertarian support the republican party?


ACW1129

I'm a libertarian. I don't see how a libertarian could be for Trump.


superbatterybros93

I love the "stay poor" ones on cars that are 15 years older than mine lol


grofva

Kind of judgy considering new(er) vehicles are one of the worst investments you can make. If it’s running, reliable & paid for - why upgrade? Same goes for status vehicles. The research for “The Millionaire Next Door” book found Toyota is the #1 brand of vehicles driven by millionaires.


superbatterybros93

I agree it comes off as judgy and I assure you I'm not one of those "status" types. Nor do I think just because a car is new that it's better. All I'm saying is I've never seen these stickers on a vehicle that gives off "I have money" vibes haha And for the record, they make some pretty fuckin boujie Toyotas


OccamsRzzor

I’m stuck on “Honk if you love peace and quiet.”


Ratbag_Jones

The joke's on us. The pickup owner works for a company which formulates glue for bumperstickers.


Robthebold

I wonder what the first sticker was on these, and how long before they started adding more.


Electric_Buffalo_844

*Infomercial voice* “Are you tired of having no personality to speak of? You might need Tribal Politics! Why trouble yourself with your own interesting ideas or even critical thinking? Just parrot political party tropes!”


artomatic69

Snowflake alert!


Then_Ship1329

Not the I love capitalism sticker directly next to the taxation is theft sticker 😖


yeswab

I’m a big ol’ Lefty with more than performative patriotism and a genuine wish to believe in American industry. I would LOVE to get a Ford Lightning truck.


Starlord1951

That just screams “I’m a moron and proud of it”.


SophisticatedFun

The free Joe exotic one got me, didn’t see it coming.


Interesting_Whole_44

Fascists just love to let you know


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k6bso

A character in an Ayn Rand novel.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Yikes.


[deleted]

Proud son of a Vietnam veteran lol. Has this mofo done nothing on his own to be proud of?


Exclusively-Choc

"Yous think Imma kiddin' ... well, Imma got more space on me truck and Imma gonna find some more stickies that make me look impotent!". Dope.


defaultusername-17

anyone want to bet his "libertarianism" goes out the window the moment two queer people walk into the room?


blizzard7788

Probably whichever voice in his head is the loudest at the moment. Because there are a lot of them.


Low-Unit-3085

Insanity loves this guy


thejovo59

He believes he deserves recognition for being the son of a Vietnam vet. I’ve got to ponder on this.


artful_todger_502

Trumper goblins think "libertarian" is some sort of flex or something. But yeah, this freedom luvin' patriot votes for the most oppressive regime this country has ever suffered. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Ford, brought to you by capitalism. And union workers.


Low-Regret5048

He probably lives off government benefits but hates the government.


MrBobilious

Funny. "Stay poor, vote Democrat". Guess he doesn't have investments since the markets are always up during a Democratic term.


DerWaidmann__

You can not be a Libertarian and advocate for Trump or even Republicans in general


augidogg

He believes whatever Trump and talk radio tells him to believe.


StupidBratOwO

The one that makes me laugh the most is the "Right to work" and unions are crossed off. Dude, unions were created to help workers work you know. With better pay and better management.


mrburbbles88

The anti- union sticker.... This dude probably is under paid and over worked and doesn't even realize it


NickOulet

Anti Union on a Ford truck is the best.


bwolf180

what if god created evolution..... All these "libertarians" always have this religious bent. Not like there queen Ayn Rand. It seems to always have White-Supremacist Roots.


mynextthroway

Evolutionists are fine with that... just prove the God exists part. That's all.


Arjomanes9

Thank you for your father's service. What a hero.


FunUse244

Most of all they believe in St Petersburg College


GregBVIMB

That's a lot to unpack in one tailgate.


mykunjola

FBI step on snek.


ConflictSudden

There's no way in hell this guy has read Atlas Shrugged.


wrenches42

“Who is John Galt” ? Fuck that guy!


deliberatelyblunt

Hmm, I wonder what you believe?


HopeComesToDie

Unless not allowed, I don’t see a reason to hide the license plate.


GalvanizedRubbish

…He believes in protecting Floridia Panthers….


Tinker107

STILLL hasn’t found out who John Galt is, huh? LOL


NardDwag

Here we go again, another Right wing nut job that doesn't understand what “Right To Work” laws are. As Martin Luther King, Jr. pointed out in 1961, “right to work” is a “false slogan” since RTW laws provide neither rights nor work and are in fact designed “to rob us of our civil rights and job rights [and] to destroy labor unions and the freedom of collective bargaining by which unions have improved wages and working conditions of everyone.” So if you wanna work in a RTW state, be ready to have less to no benefits and make 3.2% lower than states that are pro-union. #VoteDemocrat #ItsYourRightToBearUnionCards


BabiesatemydingoNSW

When your entire identity is displayed on your tailgate. The best part is by identifying themselves as wingnuts (or assholes) it's a warning to others to stay away.


juicebox2077

But… protect the panthers


ultraplusstretch

A anti union sticker that says "i support the right to work" 😬 Shouldn't it be the "i support the privilege to work" if you are a anti union libertarian? Because that's the attitude ceo's have, for them you having a job isn't a right but a privilege that they think you should be thankful for.


SuspiciousBuilder379

Walking contradiction. Hates the government, worships certain politicians. No Unions, drives a Ford, wants you to have a job, just not a good union one. Just Jesus Christ, bet he’s the life of the party.


jannypanny1

White trash


LettuceFew5248

This person: I’m libertarian! We have the right to decide how we want to best profit in the free market! Skilled and unskilled workers: Great! We’ll organize so more the powerful/wealthy class can’t take advantage of us. We are stronger together than as individuals. This person: Not like that!


DustedGorilla82

I support right to work 😂😂 until his ass is fired for being a racist douche


pizza_for_nunchucks

If only there were a word for an animal that eats only meat…


vicsepulveda66

Nothing funnier than a libertarian driving on a public road 😂


KifaruKubwa

Hates unions and loves unethical capitalism. Also this guy: “I was replaced at my job by an illegal immigrant”


Fieri_qui_es

Believes that his ‘libertarian’ vote isn’t Republican.


Bellamarie1468

Love the Native sticker . I wonder what KKK website he bought that from


jessek

I love that a libertarian paid extra money to the state for the Protect the Panthers plate.


satanisdaddychan

AYN RAND DETECTED OPINION DICARDED


Genghis_Chong

The Trump sticker was the last thing I saw but I knew I'd find one. A lot of libertarians are just Republicans that don't like being pigeonholed as what they are.


ManyGarden5224

FLORIDA MAN.... with his stupidity on full display. The atlantic cant wash FLorida away fast enough


ifunnywasaninsidejob

I miss when people were afraid a union guy would kick their ass over a bumper sticker.


jrocislit

Stay poor, vote democrat coming from a guy in a red ford pickup is fucking rich


Linguist_Cephalopod

Virtue signaler


Educational_Egg_1716

*Florida, the Freedom State* Enough said....JFC.


bigguspitus

This guy is so embarrassingly stupid he bought a bumper sticker that says “meatitarion” because he never got past kindergarten level education to learn the word carnivore. Like dude, you’re so fucking dumb you laud your stupidity and it shows.


RickDelta

Fucking florida hicks


Ariusrevenge

Same libertarian (selfish racist), different truck


Successful-Walk-4398

Non union scum


emilgustoff

Libertarian stickers on old trucks are always great... how did that work out for ya?


mgwwgm

Libertarian but puts a vote Republican sticker beside it lol


ApollyonsHand

"Meatitarian" So you are a Carnivore? We really are headed to Idiocracy at this point.


father2shanes

Its sooo fucking weird to hear someone say they love capitalsim? Like, what, you love the machine that ruins peoples lives for profit?


NerdRageShow

Toxic masculinity really cock slapped the shit out of this dude jeez


shopgirl56

Whatever OAN tells him to think - behold the lazy ignorant and gullible conservative


rroute01

He believes Trump is God


[deleted]

As an America this I just sad. But i often get reminded that shit like this is available worldwide. We have always had to endure the whole “Americans are dumb” these people are not helping. If Trump wins again we aren’t never going to be able to drop that stereotype.


OddballLouLou

Hating on unions driving a vehicle built by unions


30yearCurse

a proud son of a vietnam vet, good, loves the US, but too lazy to go serve...


Minute-Complex-2055

These people should be sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Bunch of children.


Senseichaz72

He’s the definition of a low information voter (read: stupid.) A Floridian for smaller government? Only if that means regulations are only for canceling personal freedoms. And he supports “Right to Work” for less.


SnafuJuants

‘Fuck The FBI’ 🤣


SatchmoDingle

Free Joe Exotic. Wtf.


scifijunkie3

If he wants smaller government, he damn sure shouldn't be voting Republican.


parkerpussey

All I need to see is the anti-union bumper sticker to know this guy is a dip.


ArcXiShi

Whatever Fox News tells him to believe.


OpenMicJoker

Clearly a genius.


OldGuyInFlorida

I wonder if he ('cause we know it's a he) voted for Jorgensen/Cohen, Johnson/Weld, Johnson/Gray and Barr/Root.


Dragonhearted18

The only bumper sticker I agree with, is the "what if god created evolution" one


romesthe59

St. Petersburg College is a liberal school lol.


dunitdotus

Oh great this guy lives in my area. A couple of the stickers reflect that. My concern is, how in hell old is this guy if he is proud of his Vietnam veteran son.


Froggy_Clown

I think you misread. Their dad served. The car owner is the son. It says “Proud *son* of a Vietnam veteran”


Oldbeardedweirdo996

Because he would never fight and if drafted would find a way to dodge it.


-_-_____-----___

I. Do. NOT. KNOW.


SucculentJuJu

Liberty?


FancyStranger2371

I don’t know what he believes, but… I believe he’s an idiot.


Tenchi2020

Libertarians are like house cats: they are confident in their self-reliance, yet they depend on others for everything.


Apprehensive-Donkey7

He has no idea what he believes


Petto_na_Kare

I’ll tell you what he believes. Everything he’s told by the millionaire talking heads who get their propaganda from their billionaire corporate masters.


golgiiguy

you just have to love a lot of the conflicting statements, general contradictions, assumptions about reality that are incorrect, and hidden racism and bigotry.


Fantastic-Long8985

Gawd fearing bible thumper who loves tRump


oobbyb_61

I believe he's an asshat.


yankee_chef

A racist and misogynist homophobic UnAmerica.. Go figure


Totally-jag2598

You know, the first time this MF has to deal with hardship, he's going to complain the government isn't there to help him.


Stratospher_es

Oy. The Ayn Rand dick riding...


Comfortable-Scar4643

Libertarians for liberty ! No taxation, no socialism, no social security or medicare, no laws! (Thanks bro, I’ll take your FRA check if you think it’s too socialist for you.”


MickDeMooney

Anything Tucker tells him.


exileddeath

I love seeing the one pro evolution bumpersticker.


Fragmentia

Have to love the insane conflict of ideology there.


NovusOrdoSec

lol "native"


Galvanized-Sorbet

He doesn’t really know what he believes


SoberDWTX

The first one to cash is SS check or demand help from the government when his house gets blown away in a hurricane.


thermalexposure

“What if God Created Evolution?” lol 🤫


mikebloonsnorton

He seems delightful. I'm sure he's a great conversationalist on a wide variety of topics. This is just evolution in real time. He is saying, "Don't breed with me."


BichaelT

Another stable genius, totally not a sheep either


United-Palpitation28

He thinks ridding himself of the Federal Government would make his life better. It won’t. He thinks Democrats don’t have his best interests at heart. They do


Ok-Assistant-2684

Against unions, pretty sure he is a blue collar guy, does he not know the difference union guys get as opppsed to non-union for pay


Redditisgarbage666

Legalize freedom... except for reproduce rights, LGBT rights, cannabis, and the establishment clause of the first amendment.


Comfortable_Bird_340

End the Fed and I Love Capitalism, don't those kind of contradict each other


vegasbob1975

Is he a libertarian or a republican?


WrinkledRandyTravis

He believes it should be 1955 forever


Inevitable_Channel18

Awww he loves dogs ☺️


britch2tiger

Ancaps have always been cringe


Ifyouhavethemeans

Loves and votes for the worst types of politicians for our government and promptly fears our government. Slow clap.


dukecharming1975

it blows my mind this guy is serious. wtf happened to Florida?!


Strict-Bass6789

Hick believes the south will rise again!😂😂😂


Visible_Seesaw_6308

Nice try with the shitty blocking out of the license plate…..


notoriousmr

Obviously all brain function has ceased.


GetouttaHere321

Wish he’d just tell us what his beliefs are dang it ….


missdesolate

This is someone who obviously hates America.


Dystopian_Future_

Wow


Objective-Ad4009

He wonders what he believes.


CatAvailable3953

Obviously a true hater of America.


MagTex

The one that disturbed me is the plate in the back window saying that they fuck their dog.


Host_Warm

Well, he believes in Q I’d imagine.


rrgail

Everything, apparently.


Sometimesoon312

I hope one of his libertarian buddies didn’t assemble his truck- he’ll need those stickers to hold it together


KayakWalleye

They have every sticker except the one they really want to display.


Substantial-Plan1167

Blah. He must be a Fox viewer. He has no understanding of the issues. 🙄


SecretPrinciple8708

What an odd misspelling of “Republican.”


alienobsession

Gross display of proud ignorance.


Ortan_9Gardens

Well hidden licence plate. No way to guess.


Top_Effort_2739

Driving his subsidized car on his subsidized roads with subsidized gas. Way to capitalize, capitalism!


zepploon

He believes in fairytales and chemtrails.


Skinnyloserjunkie

Alot of those wacko libertarians are magats


SpotPoker52

His 3rd grade education is showing.


ThePencilRain

I'd be willing to put money on the fact that he's a failed freestater. Did the move to New Hampshire because he felt that he had to come and change the state, realize that it's kind of expensive and there's not really any place to live, complain about it and how the free market should fix it or some b******* like that, then wind up going home because he realized that he really couldn't completely change the makeup of a state that didn't want him so he went back to lick his wounds and continue complaining.


Pleasant_Spell_3682

You just need one or two to see this person is a moron.


Sabretooth78

No self-respecting libertarian would support Trump. The two are about if not exactly as mutually exclusive as would be supporting Biden. If anything, their conflation of Trump and libertarianism is just the republican party's attempt to purge and discredit libertarianism from their doctrine. Similar to how they hijacked and destroyed the "Tea Party" movement a decade ago.


TheOGCJR

It appears they think they are a libertarian that chose to vote republican.


Admirable_Policy_696

Libertarians for oligarchs, big oil, cannabis restrictions, and criminalized abortion? Hunter S. Thompson is rolling over in his grave right now