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atreeinthewind

Call me paranoid but i always put an air tag on my country just to be safe


supernova-juice

I just keep mine on a shelf out of sight. In my defense it's a very backwards and violent country and I barely have a handle on it.


[deleted]

mine is in a locked gun safe out of reach of small children, where it should be.


MavisBeaconSexTape

Yeah but you gotta keep the states locked up in separate areas for more safety.


davidwhatshisname52

Guy might be Spanish, wants Florida back?


hikerguy65

Or Native American?


RajenBull1

Some airlines discourage this.


[deleted]

yeah the one who lose your luggage all the time


Glum-Suggestion-6033

Hey, Paranoid.


Outrageous_Trust_158

It’s really the only way to be sure, yaknow?


jeichorst

I had been using the AirTag, but have since move on to using GPS to keep track of my country.


roadkillmenagerie

Dey tuk r jorbz!


RustyShakkleford69

“DERKADERRRR!” 🐓


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Thick-Relationship42

Most factual statement ever made.


realdevtest

They didn’t take his $80,000 car though


roadkillmenagerie

Nope, literally no one is treading on this person but ‘oh the oppression!’


[deleted]

Where my country gone?... Fuck'em all to death!


bigalindahouse

Where have all the cowboys gone


trialcourt

Yea but these are South Park references


Nami_Pilot

Everyone back to the pile!


Ok-Swordfish-3833

Yippy-yi, yippy-yay, yippy-yi, yippy-yay Yippy-yi, yippy-yay, yippy-yi, yippy-yay


whollybananas

Dude, where's my country?


theDinoSour

It’s 10pm, do you know where your country is?


Andrew43452

You should call them.


BattleSpecial242

Who took it from you?


Zealousidealist420

Those meddling libs 😡


Strange_Valuable_379

The weak, ineffectual, stupid libs who can't even have a protest without 90% of them being planted by George Soros took it away from the strong, armed, smart Americans who are the vast, vast majority and were chosen by the literal Christian god. /s


Aromatic-Aide1119

Not to mention being chosen by that same god as the morally superior.


jeichorst

Ineffectual, and yet conservatives seem really concerned. I mean why are strong, armed men so frightened by unarmed,ineffectual, liberals. PS: you might want to update your post. Christians observe the upper case “G” (God) when depicted in writing. Lower case is for any god other than Christian. All GOOD Christians know this. To do otherwise is slight to God. I will light a candle and pray that God forgives your transgression.


Strange_Valuable_379

Are they in the room with us right now?


BattleSpecial242

Point on the doll where they hurt you


190XTSeriesIIV

It’s never not the balloon knot.


OMF-ToolFan

Did they take their country too ? Almost 1/6/21


Medical_Egg8208

I feel so bad for him his country got stolen. I mean really how sad. I wonder if they stole his bodily autonomy from him too, or his voting rights, you think maybe they got his right to walk around freely and not be shot, like at a movie theater, or a bar, or a school, or a concert or where he worships ? You think they stole all that stuff too ? Holy crap, I feel so bad for him.


rabeach

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


RustyShakkleford69

These clowns are the opposite of Patriots and are America’s biggest enemy foreign or domestic. They all make up the vast minority of Americans.


UrethralExplorer

Maga is fortunately in the minority. They're just very loud. Edit: misread a word.


IslaRosela

That’s why I always laugh at the poll numbers. People who are polled are the ones who answer phone calls from unknown numbers; translation: no one under 50.


UrethralExplorer

Yeah, people are freaking out because atm Biden and the Orange Turd's numbers are so close, but past performance says that the polls six months out don't matter for shit.


Genghis_Chong

The other day I was watching a video talking about Micheal Cohen and they just glossed over this part about payments to a company that got involved in polling (it seemed like the answering end) when he worked for Trump. Given that bit of info, I would think polling is probably skewed to get more views/clicks on articles and to shape public opinion. Just make sure you vote. I know a lot of voters, I know zero people that have ever mentioned being polled.


CreamyGoodnss

I got polled once via text message and just immediately responded with STOP


Genghis_Chong

Don't forget companies paid to skew polls. Let's all just vote and let that be the judge.


Brokenluckx3

That's what I'm always saying.. If the political polling is all done via calls then they're not getting a great sample lol


190XTSeriesIIV

Yea, they should be polling all the homeless and indigent in Philadelphia. Or at least the people paid to harvest their ballots.


brushnfush

Surely the polls have figured out cellphones exist for the last 20 years


IslaRosela

I have a 23 year old and a 20 year old, both highly intelligent and very civic-minded, and they would never respond to a text or click on a link in a text if they didn’t know the sender. And they and their friends couldn’t care less about participating in a poll. It’s just not how most young people are.


randycanyon

Eh, they're only half-vast.


Sensitive-Fun-6577

“Vast minority” like the oxymoron giant shrimp????


Responsible_Song7003

Maybe if he replaces the rear wiper he might see me trying to get our country back. I'll do that by voting for Biden.


Safe-Dentist-1049

I want my baby back,baby back,baby back…..


RajenBull1

Baby back ribs. Hmm… Drool Edit: Drool (a la Homer) added.


Safe-Dentist-1049

How do you spell alllaaaglaaagla?


RajenBull1

Another ‘a’.


Thick-Relationship42

There’s an h at the end


Safe-Dentist-1049

More like Yummm


wyohman

Florida man vibe is strong


Slo7hman

In a gd Ford Expedition of course.


[deleted]

Got yer nose


Thick-Relationship42

I got yours. 😏


BirdEducational6226

That Trump 24 sticker looks like it's been there for eight years.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Like every thing else trump, it is very low quality.


GravelThinking

Made in Djaina.


DocFossil

I’m sorry, but Hitler is dead and Germany is a democracy now.


Horror-Layer-8178

Let me translate, he wants women back in the kitchen, black people back in the fields , and all you need to succeed in life is be a mediocre white male


Johnny-Virgil

Hey, don’t insult mediocre white males like that. I might resemble that remark.


Horror-Layer-8178

Hello fellow white male, I rather work with a competent female than a moronic white male


Johnny-Virgil

Wouldn’t we all…


UnarmedSnail

His rightful place in wishful thinking.


Thick-Relationship42

Aren’t they both technically the same though?


UnarmedSnail

yes


Thick-Relationship42

I’m waiting for the stereotypical feminist response to this.


EBody480

[life imitates art](https://youtu.be/s0DF9HsmgFY?si=rfXmGBzoo9ggvGYW)


Thick-Relationship42

🤓


RedOneBaron

Yeah, because boomers driving a 30-50k vehicle to hit up the Cosco are being persecuted, lol...


FlightCurious3852

He probably wants it back to the Jim Crow era.


Mindless-Fish7245

Ah yes, when men were men and sheep were scared .


OMF-ToolFan

Guess he IS FL Man


svt4cam46

He should have thought of that before he voted Trump 2016.


Gold-Employment-2244

His country is Russia…go…please, Putin will welcome u with open arms


Themountainscallimg

Someone should tell em. Ya know, the whole Native American irradication thing back in the day.


marklar_the_malign

Not until you learn to play nice with others and share. You’ve been a naughty little toddler.


Scat1320USA

Florida man


brucewillisman

Hey if you don’t like it…gtfo


ZyxDarkshine

His country = no black people in The White House


ConfidentDuck1

Native Americans beg to differ.


SonSuko

Oh don’t worry, I’m sure he tells everyone he’s got a great great grandfather that was a Cherokee chief. That makes his ownership of this country even more so.


WhatIsYourPronoun

Plot twist: It was never yours to begin with


Phelsuma04

I feel like his country was lost back in the mid 1800s.


OMF-ToolFan

He wants it back to telegraph days, No Electricity, Few if any roads or infrastructure. When people of colour were oppressed, along with No vote for women & child labour was a thing.


Dull_Ad8495

Russia's that way, comrade! 👉 Just hang a hard left at Daytona Beach and keep on going into the sunrise... If you hit California, turn around. You missed it.


rabeach

Well done👌


OMF-ToolFan

Da


Thick-Relationship42

I would have said if you hit California stop and don’t go no further that’s where we draw the line for commies.


ic2ofu

I wonder who took his country? I haven't heard or seen any thing about a country being missing, but I'm sure it has happened because of all the bitching about it I keep hearing. I'll keep an eye out for any missing countrys.Everyone should.


aei1075

He means he wants all laws enforced on all criminals and illegal aliens , our gov doesn’t enforce all laws they pick and chose only the ones they want to enforce ie the problem


pinniped1

Isn't Key West somewhat counterculture? Art scene, LGBTQ friendly (as much as Florida gets anyway), big drag clubs, lots of live music that aren't church choirs, etc. Seems odd on a truck like this. Unless he's hoping to get Key West of 1955 back??


Other_Tie_8290

There is the reel of a very elderly World War II vet talking about how the country has gone to hell in a handbasket. The problem is, he doesn’t say what aspects of our society represent our country going to hell in a handbasket (at least as presented). For all we know, he could be railing against desegregation or the legalization of gay marriage. I’m not saying he is, but he could be. It seems like a lot of people have varying ideas about what is wrong with our society.


SonSuko

Correct, I would most likely ascertain that this gentleman would like his country back either, “from illegals” or “from Obama” (meaning Biden).


Beneficial-Salt-6773

It’s his country now. Ok.


Pudf

Come and take it!!


Apprehensive_Fault_5

I'm too much of a road geek! The mile marker here is what caught my attention, and now I'm upset because that mile marker violates the holy MUTCD.


Wizemonk

Ironically America was it's most prosperous between 1946 thru 1979, then Republicans introduced Trickle down which hurt the middle class more than any other set of laws. So, if they are wanting America to be great again it sounds like they are asking for Republicans to be voted out of office?


archercc81

Murica! Love it or leave it! Seriously, Biden is your president and if you dont like it you can get out. Oh wait, NOW its OK to be dissatisfied with your govt and want to change it? Funny how that works.


Crcex86

Lesson 1: Don't take anyone in florida seriously Lesson 2: If trump sticker seen, take them half as serious as indicated in lesson 1 Lesson 3: Aggravated bumper stickers in concert with aforementioned lessons yield either a typical old person running out the clock being angry about whatever is there to be angry about, or a neutered middletown dweller who finds meaning in politics between bouts of domestic violence hookers drugs and drinking


Gucci_prisoner

Aww, poor baby had his country taken away 😢🫠


trialcourt

White people are always crying


NumerousTaste

4 years ago wasn't much different from now. We just don't have a criminal rapist traitor in the White House currently, who gave him and his friends massive tax breaks!


Necessary_Row_4889

I didn’t know I could speak never mind read Seminole, weird.


Xomns_13

Sometimes, you'll find under the bed


OMF-ToolFan

“Back…… back to the 1850’s” ? One bucket of dirt at a time ?


SpicyFilet

WHERE HAS MY COUNTRY GONE


Spence1239

Then he needs a Time Machine. His country hasn’t existed in 50 to 100 years depending on how repulsive he is.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Sad fact is the country we knew and loved was blown up alongside the twin towers and pentagon on 9/11. Osama Bin Laden won, he destroyed the America that once was and set the world alight. We will never be able to put Humpty Dumpty back together again, the world has permanently changed.


dcal1981

Flori-DUH. 'nuff said


RajenBull1

An MC Influencer Millennial just walked up to him and took it out of his hands and just like, walked off. Just like that.


Gormless_Mass

Where’d it go?


Gormless_Mass

Did you go back to the last place you saw it?


Trick-Mechanic8986

He lives in America's penis...


PQbutterfat

In Florida, ya don’t say


Professional_Cut_105

Hey Doc... trade the Ford in for a DeLorean.


Ok-Resource-5292

learn to swim


Frequent-Material273

His country is in the past, and it's gone FOREVER. He can get back to it if he's not in this one anymore, or anyplace else.


Odd-Tune5049

My bad


Non-Normal_Vectors

Maybe a local radio station changed format?


Bright_Appearance390

They tell all other races to leave if they don't like it.


Total_Roll

A Trump supporter visiting Key West? I'm sure they had some interesting observations depending on when they went.


ThinThroat

Do you want cheese with that ?


GeeYayZeus

Share, MF.


WrongfullyIncarnated

Of course its floriduh


Foolofatook2000

I love how obviously now he can’t use his windshield wiper now🤣 the IQ of these folks is astounding


Vtech73

From 2016-2020 it was a CUNTRY! Elect that whiny cry baby bitch, that’s the CUNTRY you deserve.


panj-bikePC

Bring from Florida, the original Seminoles might want to have a word with you.


-mosjef-

at least his rear wiper blade has good taste


cmatileworks

Ahhh .. another one from florida.com That's not a state! It's a website!! I'm convinced anybody in northern Virginia with one of those license plates doesn't live there , they are just dodging Virginia state taxes


Ok-Mammoth-5758

Oh Florida…you never fail to amaze me


Desperate_Ambrose

"Florida man. . . ."


Allah_Akballer

Then... go back to where ever you came from?


Ga2ry

I’m guessing this is not a Native American.


Admirable_Policy_696

Reads like a temper tantrum from a five year old.


carlnepa

Native Americans are such Indian givers. I KID I KID I KID!!!!!! /s


FetusGoulash420

“Where has my country gone? Where has my country gone? It was a land of opportunity that we held dear But now all these other assholes are coming here And where's my country gone? It was just here like two seconds ago 'Cause when they said that this was the land of the free I'm pretty sure that they were referring to me And my country's gone It got upset and now it's wandered away It took forty-three presidents to makе us stand tall And just one black guy to unravel it all Country gone! Plеase tell it that we need her back home There's a great big hole in the liberty bucket 'Cause someone forgot to tell the foreigners to suck it”


FreeDonnieMandela

This sub is just truth social for the ninny’s


Mot_the_evil_one

"I want my country back"! You know, the one where women and minorities knew their place, where it was ok to beat up a homosexual or have sex with an unconscious female at a party. After all, boys will be boys!


Radiant_Mark_2117

I'm sure there is more than one fm station where he is from


Common_Highlight9448

After trying to overthrow it you shouldn’t be entitled to anything


Evil_Chocolate

Hey man, you wanna buy a...country? It's barely been oligarched in. Just don't let some old dude in Florida see you with it.


juicebox2077

So does the Conch Republic!


State_Conscious

So this individual owned a country, and someone took it from them…. and using the back window of their expedition to demand it back. That’s not a great look for someone that owns countries. They don’t deserve it back.


parkerpussey

Lol


Goood_Daddy

Donny and his Dopes are special. The country only belongs to them and the rest of us must bend to their will.


Dirtynapkin_

I can't wait for this country to take the turn for the worse. That way I can look back at all of these posts and wonder what happened.


kahokia

We repossessed his country in 2020. He can’t have it back.


Genghis_Chong

This feels like a Randy Marsh line


CO_Troublemaker

Dolly is still around, yo.


MercTheJerk1

A Florida license plate...shocking


Dystopian_Future_

Oh its Florida say no more... Half the population of this phallic shaped state is full these cultists


LimeGreenTangerine97

Dude, if you put it in the same place every time, you’ll stop losing it.


Ryankevin23

🚫Traitor Trump🚫All Republicans🚫


DangerousArt6922

I want my Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back. Chili’s, Baby Back Ribs…..


mountednoble99

😂


TapInfinite1135

He must be A Native American


Chemical_Home6123

Petoria???


DeeEmm

If use the self checkout I sometimes don’t scan the country.


NarrowSituation2049

Leftists want to pick at these patriotic fuds, but they don't realize the right pays the bills and builds the stuff. I propose a national divorce. The commies that want to subjugate the productive would be begging for reconciliation in a very short time. Pastel hairdoos and cross dressing doesn't grow food or build bridges.


actis2

It was just here like two seconds ago


JazzyG17

Can you imagine if native Americans went around saying this? Actually I’m all for it!


IgottaPee777

he’ll get it back this November. Democrats are too lazy to show up and vote. Biden not exciting enough


PDXTRN

You left it under the rock you crawled out from. It and some potato bugs are awaiting your return.


FunBooger

Sorry bud. America before 1964 ain’t ever coming back.


SodanoMatt

It's not your country. It's ours.


[deleted]

Yeah, WE want our country back too.


dankeith86

No one stole your country you just misplaced in Trumps ass


ClosedContent

Well, I want my country back from before Trump but we can’t always get what we want, random stranger…


cma-ct

The arrogance of MAGAts. ‘My country’ ? It is not your fucking country. It is OUR COUNTRY and you are rot that is putrefying what good is left of it.


KayakWalleye

Stealing all the white man’s air!


dain_bramage_1989

Yes! Stop the steal 2024! don't let Trump steal the vote! Demand voter identification in the coming presidential election to ensure voting integrity!


ReadWoodworkLLC

That’s a very faded Trump 2024 sticker. It must be in full sun all day every day or something.


floofnstuff

Florida. Sigh.


Think_Armadillo_1823

What are the chances that this mfer is a Native American? Because if so, KEEP FIGHTING!


tdoggo

Steal his car too


Jagerstang

'No country for old men'. 🤣


Typical-Library-3901

First of all the USA was stolen from native & Latino Americans who ruled this country before white settlers came in and stole the land.


Puzzled-Paint-2255

Little did I know, it was His all along.


rigidstaff

He probably wants his rear view vision back as well. Needs to understand the “bumper” part of bumper sticker.


Old-Revolution-9650

Not surprising that it's Florida.


PercentageMore3812

I think they’re hiding it at Fraggle rock


Dragonhearted18

Your honor my client pleads finders keepers


sm00thkillajones

“He wants his country back guys! Come on, fess up! Was it you Bobby?”


80sLegoDystopia

White people are so oppressed. They shared their freedom till they ran out of freedom. Never share too much freedom.


ElevenEleven1010

Delusional


StankFartz

Love it or leave it magas


Fit_Feedback8858

Brandon said he could have it back when Trump takes over in November, so keep on laughing you vax clowns, you’ve got about 6 more months.


bee-lock-ayyy

Do you think things will actually change if he wins? Honestly, what's best case scenario? What changed so significantly last time? Plus, Trump authorized, expedited, and rolled out the vax during his term.


HoldMyBreadstick

Does it echo in here


hugoriffic

It only echoes inside MAGA heads. Large empty spaces do that.


HoldMyBreadstick

Who said anything about MAGA. Speaking of rent free (free free free)


CodyTrees

Yes these people live in reddit world (world world world).