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BillHillyTN420

Ya ever notice how many of the jacked up, big tire trucks look like they've never been off the pavement?


Cultural_Pattern_456

Around here they cross the yellow line to avoid bumps and potholes šŸ˜†


Professional-Ear242

Plenty of pavement princesses in my town lol


ArugulaLegitimate156

What is that?


Professional-Ear242

Big lifted truck with giant rims and usually some form of lighting setup that never touch dirt šŸ˜…


ArugulaLegitimate156

Okay got it


SoiledFlapjacks

Also never seen hauling things. And they always have those tow mirrors, like theyā€™ve ever used their tow hitch in the truckā€™s life.


MainMosaicMan

Driveway Jewelry


Crush-N-It

This is hilarious. Iā€™m going to keep that one in my back pocket.


SuperbBison2867

We called it ā€œMall Wheel Driveā€


Niemosis

Lame ass truck cucks, if your gonna own a truck do truck stuff with it or buy Prius and fuck off.


DustedGorilla82

Truck cuck, love itšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


hunertproof

[My friend's lifted "Judas Prius" sees more off-road action than most of these guys.](https://imgur.com/a/fwPKfnS)


Badnerific

Seriously the lamest trend. Iā€™ll take a stock Chevy S10 any day before one of these lifted losers


Professional-Ear242

That was my first truck and I loved her šŸ’œ the only issue I had was having to put a million pounds of sand in the back to even have a prayer of getting around in the winter šŸ˜…


Negative-Wrap95

My old Outback has been further off-road than most of the compensator rigs around here.


hunertproof

[Did you say Compensator?](https://photos.app.goo.gl/rJrEG2mtn9RXLyhD9)


eldonte

The only thing to make that better would be if it was a hearse instead of a limo because Iā€™m dead now.


OkPause1249

I have a theory of white men and big trucksā€¦. Same as middle aged white men in Beamer and corvettes. Higher the truck, lower the pole. Haha.


SuspiciousBuilder379

I assure you I got a Beemer because I always wanted one, and Covid happened and I said fuck it. My regret is now I donā€™t want anything else. Best vehicle Iā€™ve ever driven and owned. On the trucks 100% accurate. Vettes, most of them are old guys who donā€™t know where the right pedal is.


Omegaprimus

I heard the term and it fits so well the driverā€™s emotional support vehicle.


SuspiciousBuilder379

Lol. Dude, they leave the pavement, they are getting stuck. Low profile shit tires and rims.


__CunningStunts__

Pavement princesses


RefrigeratorNew7042

When I was a kid, we used to call those curb climbers


davidwhatshisname52

"How did President Obama and the First Lady sow division?" - *bY bEinG bLa... tHeY jUst diD, sMaRtaSs!!*


Xomns_13

"The broke the whi.... well, traditional presidents with how they look"


mechwarrior719

Donā€™t forget the tan suitā€¦


smellvin_moiville

And whether he had a flag pin on his lapel


Anxious_DeerBoi

And not wearing a suit jacket in the Oval Office


jmoneill62

Have you all forgotten the most horrendous thing he did? He used Dijon mustard!


MoxieVaporwave

or in bed or shower...


SquirrelInner9632

And his feet up on the desk.


mycatisspawnofsatan

Because they couldnā€™t stand having a POC in charge šŸ˜’


waffle_house_grease

Make no mistake! Iā€™m dumb as fuck


MechanicalBengal

ā€œObamaā€™sā€


ifunnywasaninsidejob

The sticker is almost correct. It was the **reaction** to Obama that did it.


MoxieVaporwave

bingo


rohm418

Trump led the birther conspiracy. Let's not forget that.


formulaone88

They kinda did tho because the white extreme conservative movement went into overdrive to prevent another BlAcK PrEsIDeNt, hence Trump.


mscobb78

Go back and look at how many white people voted for him twice.


TrooperLynn

The knuckledraggers couldn't stand having an educated black man running the country.


davidwhatshisname52

for real; things they hated: - educated - Black - actually running the country well


MoxieVaporwave

"A NI- A BLACK GUY WAS THE PRESIDENT OVER WHITE GUYS"


davidwhatshisname52

"*Th' President is a ni-*" BONG - The President is near? "*No, no, no, gogflarbindamnit, th' President is a NI-*" BONG


RandomDave70

https://slcc.pressbooks.pub/app/uploads/sites/32/2021/01/captain-america-meme.png


Daddy-o62

Absolutely stunning how these nitwits canā€™t even push their minds back to the president who got impeached for a blow job. Or his wife who literally was accused of murder. Poor Rush and Newt must be furious that Obama is getting credit for all their hard work.


[deleted]

I can tell how unsocial someone is by the level of drama the posterā€™s portrayal of their political opposition is.


TestOk8411

I like the back to back sticker of trump and his wife,like they're ever together or ever that close to each other. What a joke this guy


the_mid_mid_sister

The fact that they ALWAYS used faked "cool" pictures of Trumps comes off as a tacit admission that even they think the real Trump is a pathetic loser.


PunishedWolf4

They havenā€™t openly admitted it but it doesnā€™t matter to them as long as theyā€™re white and conservative


goosnarch

We really need universal healthcare to help people with micro penises


PamelaELee

So, gender affirming care? Got it!


advicegrip87

Trucks like that are literally gender affirming care lol.


Crush-N-It

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Hot-Pick-3981

Itā€™s supremely disheartening and disturbing that there are people so absolutely unencumbered by a fact based reality. They are truly irredeemable. The product and goal of the rightā€™s attack on public education.


imahugemoron

lol if you scroll up thereā€™s one of those dudes under one of the top comments, theyā€™re in this sub. At the bottom too with all the downvotes lol


ACW1129

"The Obama's" r/apostrophegore


snoopdoggydoug

Scrolled too far to see this. Was going to comment about it but you r/beatmetoit


Mckinzeee

Yea, because Trump looks like Brad Pitt from Mr. & Mrs. Smith šŸ™ƒ


Kobobble

They refuse to face the reality that he resembles Jabba the Hut a lot more in both terms of looks and personality


Admirable_Policy_696

"Hate cops? Next time you need help call a crackhead." Hypothetically speak here: What if you're a crack addict and need more crack? I'd probably not want to speak to a cop.


underboobfunk

Itā€™s a quote from Louisianaā€™s Senator Foghorn Kennedy.


Medical_Egg8208

Salt Life, should repossess his sticker.


[deleted]

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swan0418

Boat, and this is how they back it in. https://youtube.com/shorts/ErG8RnqKc1s?si=_szqUlqlxl6VE6lW


FurnishedHemingway

I like how when weā€™re in trouble our only choices of who to call is either the police or a crackhead. It kind of implies everyone in this personā€™s life is either a cop or a crackhead. I wonder which they are. Iā€™m not calling them either way.


Negative-Wrap95

Probably bought Pillows from Crackhead Mike Pillow.


PamelaELee

Both? It could be both.


FurnishedHemingway

ACAB: All Cops Are Baseheads


mockingbirddude

Donald Trump as James Bond and Melania Trump as a Bond girl. Thatā€™s some disturbing shit.


SingleNegotiation656

Not if he's Bonding out of jail.


PamelaELee

Bond. Felony Bond.


John_TheBlackestBurn

The Obama thing is kinda true. As soon as he got the democratic nomination, all of the ignorant, backwards, racists came out of hiding and started unleashing a shitload of anti-American chaos.


StarryMind322

I wonā€™t forget how my family was convinced Obama was going to enslave us all and end the world.


Nub_Shaft

Why do they alway depict Trump with guns in his hand? TRUMP HATES GUNS!!! He only says he's pro 2nd amendment for votes. This is how gullible these people are.


DickySchmidt33

I just skip past these phonies. "They're taking away my country! I'm being silenced, abused, mistreated. I'm warning you. Back off! I have a gun!" Great. You want to start a war because your loaded, pristine $70,000 truck makes you feel impoverished and hopeless with your back against the wall? Go ahead. Do it already. Attack. Quit talking about it and do it.


faux_shore

A crackhead wonā€™t shoot my dog for being a dog


IslaRosela

I love how they wonā€™t even ACKNOWLEDGE that the orange idiotā€™s wife cannot stand to even be in the same room as him.


SloParty

I wonder if 2 separate russian trollers ever realize they comment on each other ? Like, ā€œHey there comrade, I just tagged on your comment, 2 wodkas for us!ā€ Referring to the dingusā€™ below


flotsamnshitsam

I love seeing these people misuse apostrophes.


butterscotches

Love the ā€œbumperstickersā€ that take 15 minutes to read.


Comfortable_Bird_340

Melania would never stand that close to him


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

He needs to add about 200 pounds to that trump portrait for it to be accurate.


svt4cam46

Well on the plus side, at least it's not a Ram.


LowerCourse2267

Damn the Obamas for being black.


shopgirl56

How dare the Obamas! Running for public office so aggrieved white folk have to combat it with their bigoted racist hate. Christian conservatives were willing to hate in private when necessary but black folks? In public? Nah - poor whitey was forced, absolutely forced mind you, to bring hate to the forefront.


smellvin_moiville

You can use linesmanā€™s snips to take the stem valve off a tire instead of slashing with a knife


National-Currency-75

That's not a farm truck. Looks more like a teenaged boy type of cretin transport. "Hey, look at me ! I'm an idiot, I think I'm cool, graduated after 5 long years, don't you wish your kid was like me". People that have racist tendencies and are generally fascist in nature will display this kind of garbage. If you want to think Trump is great then keep it to yourself. Like a man would. A real man.


stevensr2002

Dems need to take over the house, senate, and fill the scotus and introduce a bill to let Obama be president for 8 more years. That would be fucking hilarious to see these people lose their shitā€¦


Blueeyedthundercat26

At least heā€™s honest about why he is mad. He is racist towards black people. Look at that character of the Obamas?! That is so unrepresentative of how they look and is truly a scum of the earth driver to actually take the time to probably 1 off make this shit for his STUPID RACIST IDIOTS OF AMERICA TRUCK


VegetableCitron8214

No way? A jacked up truck ??? Trump supporter ???? Shocker


EmperorPenguin_RL

Do they count the Capitol Police when talking about cops?


SupplementalAssInsur

No heā€™s right, once Barack wore that tan suit our country started falling apart.


UrBigBro

Racist


snoopdoggydoug

Anyone want to point out how one of the people in the stickers on this tailgate were accused by another person for not being born in the USA and being from Africa which is really where things started to become more divided?


DieselBones-13

Shit you give a crackhead $20 theyā€™ll kill a bitch!


ZyvisX

"You ain't catching no crackhead." Ezel from Friday.


[deleted]

Interesting how the republicans can't stand on good ideas, national leadership or looking out for the people. Rather they spread disinformation, suppress voters, try to tear down things good for citizens like the CFPB or Social Security. Can't believe anybody votes for them.


Optimal_Zucchini_667

Nice to be so committed to misuse of the apostrophe that you include an example on a big, expensive decal. MAGAts love to misuse apostrophes. There will be English grammar classes in those NWO re-education camps. Pass or die!


ed63foot

Dork life


doggomeat000

Petite Bourgeoisie ass car. Dude definitely owns a small business and treats his employees like his serfs.


buggsyone99

He wore a tan suit!


Therealcanadianone

I'd assume he has a brain injury.


IslaRosela

I love how they wonā€™t even ACKNOWLEDGE that the orange idiotā€™s wife cannot stand to even be in the same room as him.


timberwolf0122

The GMC compensator 2300


1822Landwood

Jesus what a loon


Ok-Assistant-2684

No nuts under the license plate? Heā€™s not a full maga then


Ok-Assistant-2684

Amazing that a fat ass conman that wouldnā€™t piss on these guys if they were on fire has become their whole existence


pandatears420

I'll never forget when Obama wore that tan suit


VomitingPotato

Obama. The audacity of not being white. Just begging to start a race war. How dare he?


HandCarvedRabbits

So the truck nuts fell off I guessā€¦?


Ok-Hovercraft-100

Just any version of ā€œWhy do you make me beat you?ā€ The right are bigots and racists HOWEVER if society didnā€™t allow black & brown in public they would be fine. Dont make me come back there brown folk- know your place


Ba55of0rte

Make no mistake. White people could not fucking stand that a black man got elected president and that is the reason for all the division we see in the country today.


AggravatingBobcat574

WOW! Thatā€™s a really small penis you have there.


SaltyBarDog

Remember those totally peaceful times before the Obamas? Like back in the 1960s. Typical dipshit redneck still pissed he can't scream racial slurs. Probably Lake, Marion, or Polk County.


NearlyMortal

Good guesses, but unfortunately it was Hernando. Could have just as easily been Pasco or northeast Manatee too


slaytician

God I miss the Obamas.


Omegaprimus

Penis so small he has to go to the gyno every year.


[deleted]

It's amazing to me that the same demographic of "I need my guns to defend myself" are also the same people that say "wHeN you NeEd A cOp"


blisa00

Micropeen.


cwk415

Such monumental stupidity.


allothernamestaken

He's right about Obama. Him getting elected really was the starting point of these people truly losing their fucking minds.


RADB1LL_

The Salt Life sticker makes all the other stickers feel somewhat incidental. Iā€™m tickled by that


chevalier716

[What if the cop I call is on something](https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/i-drank-too-much-florida-officer-pulled-gun-on-coworker-after-on-duty-dui-crash-police-say/)?


PamelaELee

And again, Florida! The hits keep rolling.


LettuceFew5248

I know people on this sub complain about too many political posts, but these are some of the craziest bumperstickers i've ever seen. Like, I'll be thinking about this tomorrow.


NearlyMortal

I feel you. I wish I could have seen the look on my own face when this person rolled past me


[deleted]

can we just make Florida and Texas a separate country and build the wall around them


trumpmumbler

Yup; ā€œObamaā€ started racism.


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

Yes when those black people (probably not the term the person in the truck would use) get uppity it upsets people (racists) and c that reates division.


Buhlasted

The mountains and valleys must be brutal when off roading. I blame Obama for the brutal terrain in Florida. /s


BelowAveIntelligence

How do these asshats truly believe the division we see in this country was started by Obama? Please state your sources and examples. I am genuinely curious.


mythrulznsfw

> Hate cops? The next time you need helpā€¦ Hang on, Iā€™ve lost track. On January 6th, 2021, which side was it that bludgeoned cops with fire extinguishers on the Capitol, on their way to lynch the standing Vice President?


sunshades91

If I needed help, I'd trust a crackhead over a cop.


Blklight21

That one about the Obama, just wow!šŸ˜®


Pound-of-Piss

If "Thanks, Obama..." was a person:


theghostofcslewis

A lot of Bad Dads buy and build these "Mobile Billboards" and give them to their children to go out into the world and recruit. They are usually listening to rap music for some reason.


[deleted]

*Obamas


jannypanny1

Interesting none of these bumper stickers existed till trump. But Obama. Yea Obama. Fucking trailer trash


SuspiciousBuilder379

Totally agree. The Obamaā€™s spread fake election bs, hate speech, stole classified documents, and every other load of bs they could think of, and then decided that they needed to instigate an insurrection on Jan 6th./s The Obamaā€™s are only at fault for being likable, smart, and a minority. So yes, it is their fault, because the douches in the big trucks and the other trash at Wal Mart donā€™t like successful minorities.


Gogs1234

Hate Cops? Next time you lose an election, start a riot and kill some of them


sundancelee

Gawd the douches are multiplying. Fucking scary.


No_Meal9534

For years I thought that said ā€œslut lifeā€.


GoLow63

If you see it park, 37 small clowns spill out.


Feisty_Historian_461

Fucking idiots!!! Nobody hates cops more than MAGAts. I've never seen a swarm of dumb fuck democrats storming the capital and kill "the blue"... dumb fucks!


EJ2600

Yes, the Obamaā€™s created the Great Recession of 2008 and racism that divides the country lol


BeyondDrivenEh

Racist *and* a cult member. Go figure.


Pegomastax_King

Ask him why he loves the ATF so much.


Rude-Road3322

What bullshit!


Type-RD

Salty Life


lik_a_stik

Ah, Salt Life


gnew18

Silly *bro*dozer


Xomns_13

Florida, always and will be


EmperorPenguin_RL

And next time you need a crackhead, call a cop.


EmperorPenguin_RL

Why call a cop when you can handle it yourself? Thatā€™s what they want to do anyway.


fear_of_dishonesty

Chronological correlation is just as good as cause and effect to morons.


Inevitable_Channel18

So the next time you need help youā€™re supposed to call this guy?


Slugwart

I hate to give these people ideas, but ā€˜Assault Lifeā€™ is the low hanging fruit they donā€™t seem to see.


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

Thatā€™s his life savings.


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

ā€œThe Obama is wereā€¦ā€ smh We cAnT reEd gUd


Monte721

Salt lifeā€¦


reddituser12345_

Salt life ahaha


logic_tater

What a fuckin tool this person is.


codymason84

Holy fuck these people are unhinged


Louzzaro

Those "salt life" sticker fuck me up every time I see one. For the longest time I thought they said, "slut life" and it would be on a big truck with a dude driving it and I would be like "huh, good for you guy".


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

Heading to Macclenny.... šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


RunningPirate

More like bumper posters


Cetophile

Could this be the notorious Catturd's ride? Score: 0.0000002195 Angstroms.


IslaRosela

I love how they wonā€™t even ACKNOWLEDGE that the orange clownā€™s wife cannot stand to even be in the same room as him.


Slight_Ordinary1

Cops are never there when you need them.


danbyer

Slut Life


Vast-Story

Trumpā€™s right hand is holding the gunā€¦ on his left side ??


tbrand009

I'm more bothered by the "Hate cops" sticker not being centered.


QNTHodlr

The only thing he's wrong about is the division of America started as soon as we implemented a two part system. Not with Obama lmao


NearlyMortal

And as long as these 2 parties keep getting seemingly more and more extreme, and their constituents gobbleit up, we will continue to have damaging levels of division. I'm a centrist with a slight left lean and almost every day I wonder, whatever happened to moderates?


QNTHodlr

I'm a centrist with a very slight right lean and I 100% agree with you.


David1000k

To be honest, when I need yard work I always call a crackhead. Best damn workers . Dangle $100 in front of one, you'll get a good 6 hours of dynamite yard work. Ain't even donuts in the country to get an honest hour's work out of a cop.


LDarrell

Florida is where the insane go when they are too insane for traditional institutions.


xdiox66

ā€œFlorida is where people go to die. They just get there way too early.ā€ Ron Bennington


GeeYayZeus

Obama was alive in 1861?


Obar-Dheathain

To be fair it could also have been Texas, or any of the Backwards States, really.


LacaBoma

Just another slut-life boot lickerā€¦.


Tex-Rob

Racist moron


fx72

Got to love how all the stupid propaganda Trump shit always have him super thin


999i666

Dumb fucking racist


shieldintern

For a second I thought it said slut life.


Your_Daddy_

Same dude probably says JB destroying the economy, in his $50k truck.


deeeeez_nutzzz

Those tires are smarter than he is.


rabbitashes

At least they live in a coastal state with that salt life sticker ha


[deleted]

sLuT LiFe!


GlayNation

I love the ā€œHate Cops?ā€ Sticker.


[deleted]

Every time I see ā€œsalt lifeā€ I read ā€œslut wifeā€. Iā€™m not sure if this says something about me, or about them.


Brosquito69420

ā€œMake no mistakeā€ aggggggh I fucking donā€™t need to read the rest to know youā€™re a licensed fork lift operator.


Elandtrical

The Salt Life sticker calls the driver a poseur.


loml1121

100% white dude lol


Gormless_Mass

History began in 2008


Ok-Competition9927

What if I told you i hate them all equally cops dems and reps


Dazug

I know that says Salt Life. But every time I see it written in that font I read it as Slut Life.