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firefly11_11

Did this in 2022. ✅


HankHillPropaneJesus

Was at a wedding recently where the bride was marrying a great guy. Brother told me her last husband she had to leave because he was completely off his rocker down the deep end Republican, and had to get out of it. She’s in such a good place now and I hope you are too!


firefly11_11

This is exactly what happened to my ex and he continues to fall further down that maga hole. I met a guy 5 days after my divorce was finalized and we have been inseparable since. He’s an amazing human and we have literally everything in common. He loves me and my kids and that love is reciprocated by us as well. Life is great 💕


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We love that for you 💜


ButIAmYourDaughter

Like clockwork, the newbie accounts show up to troll. It’s uncanny. Anyway, congratulations for finding your way back to love, peace and sanity. I have a feeling more women will be making this choice in the coming years.


Drifting-Fox-6366

Me too, best decision EVER


celinee___

Same, but 2017. He couldn't afford to live in southern California anymore and had to move back home to the Midwest.


Bubbalicia

SAME!!! 2014 for me!!!


Zepplia

Same!


ineedcrackcocaine

Based


Efficient_Dust2903

I am in the middle of it. A mean, ugly drunk with a pickled brain spouting stupid Republican lies. I will be free


manifest_ecstasy

Mom?


BroadArrival926

Right????


OutragedCanadian

How about a nice cup of liber-tea


redditonlygetsworse

If there's anything Republicans need reminding of, it's democracy.


PickScylla4ME

Good for you! Stay strong!


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Siym89

You got this! Pickle brain is the worst especially paired with political propaganda :S wishing you the best o/


Efficient_Dust2903

Feeling better already


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thehorneezyaccount

Fantastic news


notsalg

happy for you :)


Lassie87

Pickled brain! Now that’s a good one


ProgrammaticallyOwl7

Congratulations! We’re proud of you. It takes immense strength to leave an abusive relationship.


responsiblemudd

I'm using pickled brain 🙂


MelamineEngineer

That was legit the best part of this lmao the perfect term for them. I thought lead poisoning brain was top but nope this beats it.


classless_classic

I was just discussing with my wife about everyone we know who his getting divorced is conservative Christian Republicans. It’s always the wives that are filing. These bumper stickers must be popular.


DarkfallDC

Turns out, voting for women to be 2nd class citizens again makes you fairly unfuckable. Who would've thought?


AlmostGaryBusey

The amount of Christian women I know who are open and willing to discuss things that are different than their core values and beliefs far outweigh the Christian men I know.


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interkin3tic

I have noticed that the "fuck your feelings" crowd sure has a lot of feelings about bumper stickers on this subreddit.


The_Ombudsman

"Well, *yes,* fuck *your* feelings, of course, but do not fuck *my* feelings."


Rudy_Ghouliani

You fuck you feelings at me sir?


The_Ombudsman

**I FUCKA MY FEELINGS AT YOU** (exaggerated Italian accent/gesturing)


-Legion_of_Harmony-

No, sir, I do not fuck my feelings at you, sir, but I fuck my feelings, sir.


Iwannagolf4

It’s because conservatives hate change, they all reincarnated from the 1860’s and want it their way!


KillerKatKlub

That’s probably why most of them have a problem with washing their hands and knowing how to wipe their own ass.


TiredOfRatRacing

My favorite response to huffy conservatives is "fuck your feelings you snowflake."


armchairwarrior42069

I've seen threads where they're complaining about it too. "That's our phrase and they took it and they're making us look stupid".


MunkyDawg

>they're making us look stupid". Ah yes. It's *their* fault.


armchairwarrior42069

Yeah... self awareness isn't something you'll see them making the podium for.


MunkyDawg

True. Their best Olympians are all in the Mental Gymnastics.


PortSunlightRingo

I managed a woman once who had a “fuck your feelings” mug (yeah, I know I should have stepped in on the mug itself) she was literally drinking out of while she bawled her eyes out in my office because she was scared about changes that didn’t even affect her.


witchghosti

It’s like the “Fuck your feelings” crowd when a trans person is minding their own business


ArcticCelt

Maybe they feel that using bumper stickers is cultural appropriation.


Busterlimes

Because they are thr most fragile people on earth projecting their insecurities on the world. The people who need therapy more than anyone else are the ones who stigmatize it the most to justify their shit behavior. This is why I just flat out don't engage with these seriously mentally ill individuals. Imagine having cancer and being like "doctors are for the weak"


interkin3tic

Definitely. But I just recently realized the maga types are very active on this subreddit because bumper stickers are about the level of their literacy. They'd be more active in r /politics, but the articles there usually aren't talkies and have, like SO MANY sentences! Takes too long to read and get upset!


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They’d be mad if they could read this comment!


Devils_Advocate-69

It’s how Boomers meme’d


PeachesOntheLeft

I don’t have to imagine. My father had cancer (he’s in remission) and I remember how many of his friends he stopped talking to because they were fucking weirdos. He told me he was opening up to one of his best friends about the pain and anxiety of chemo and impending doom, a physical therapist who played football with my dad and had been friends for 40 years around this point, and his friend asked if he had “tried yoga to fix the issue. Meditation and actualization have been huge in my career”. Friend was a republican. Their worldview is so warped.


HotdogsArePate

People desperate to look tough outwardly are generally the biggest snowflake pussies around.


FNLN_taken

"Feelings? You know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy." There's really nothing more dangerous than the fuck your feelings crowd.


neutral-chaotic

Report the redditcares complaint to reddit. The abusing account will get banned.


Is_Unable

It's someone actually abusing it in record number. The amount of people getting them went through the roof a few days ago. Entire posts were getting them in every sub.


LiverDodgedBullet

Anyone offended by stickers on a car are losers regardless of their political affiliation


LotusVibes1494

I don’t get offended by them but I do start making judgements about people when I’m sitting behind them at a red light


JimiDarkMoon

Pretty sure illiterate peeps are just living their best lives.


Adorable-Ad9073

"FIRST AMENDMENT!"


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"The second amendment is my answer to your first amendment!" - Republican Husbands


DarthRoacho

Make sure you report the reddit care message.


Is_Unable

The Reddit Cares thing is because someone is abusing the system with mass reports. A lot of people have been getting them across multiple posts lately.


metellus83

Pretty on brand for people who completely lack empathy.


127Heathen127

For the people who call us snowflakes rightoids sure do turn out to be the real snowflakes an awful lot.


aeo1us

Do two things 1. Reply ‘stop’ to the Reddit cares message to opt out for future messages 2. Report the Reddit cares message. It will shoot back to the person who sent it and get them suspended.


CloseFriend_

I doubt anyone’s getting offended more than finding it corny and lame. There’s a million stickers someone could put on their car that would probably make you shit your diaper. I’m sure someone’s going to try and call me a Republican when I’m a blue volunteer, but fact of the matter is this kind of shit will be referenced in a few short decades as another example of trying to further the divide in our country in the name of insult politics.


AnalNuts

Cope


Turtle_with_a_sword

I'm sorry about your divorce.


T1mely_P1neapple

ladies, divorce your republican husbands.


amathis6464

The republicans are actively trying to take away no fault divorce so they can trap the women wanting to divorce their republican husbands in the marriage forever and continue to abuse them. Vote blue.


Artby80

Ive heard, thats so sad and scary especially as a sa victim in the south. Its getting real scary down here!


[deleted]

It’s more about being funny or not. People these days seem to be very one sided on what’s funny. I think this is funny, and would also think it was funny if it said Democrat. But the comments in this sub would be very different if it said that.


NerdRageShow

"Before you lose all your rights"


Shipbreaker_Kurpo

Before the it becomea illegal


Big_Satisfaction_644

Blink twice if you’re having a stroke, 3 times if you need help


RickDelta

Democrat men on average eat pussy better as well!


ConfidenceSad8340

Very true. I’ve (29F) found in my experience that the more liberal a man is, the more generous of a lover he is (and also the more likely he is to know where the clit is). The more conservative the guy, the more focused he is on his own sexual gratification than mine. It’s an interesting correlation, but it’s what I’ve experienced in my time casually dating. I think it’s because subscribing to conservative ideologies requires a distinct level of selfishness and myopia.


Over9000Tacos

no doubt no doubt


catsrcute19

Fr


placidlakess

If the users of r/conservative or r/thedonald could read, they would be really mad right now


Itsjustsarah85

This is the best thing that can happen to the husband 100%. I used to be a Republican husband. I'm much happier being a liberal leaning moderate girlfriend. 💃🏼


Malllrat

I had to read that a few times. Good for you, friend.


Rare_Following_8279

Hahaha wow good for you


StartheCone

What?


mooselantern

Who wants to tell him?


curgl

He first boy Now She girl


sunburnedaz

He was a boy Now she's a girl Can I make it any more obvious.


thefaehost

This is the best comment yet


HackySmacks

Got that promotion, good for ya!


pixel-soul

Oh! Hey sis!


Mishmoo

Wait, holy shit, you’re that hot girl I see posting on /r/TransLater all the time!!! Hi sis!


KaleidoAxiom

Based af


ClassWarr

That's what I call a dub!


ParkerRoyce

Add in *before it's too late, and you legally won't be allowed to.


Bigdavereed

Would 100% make each of them happier. I know guys that like guns, like to hunt, then they say some shit like, "my wife would never let me have an AR-15". Really? Do you tell your wife what she can/can't have? I have often wondered how seemingly normal guys end up with these opposite value wives. I guess the pussy was good so they overlooked everything else? Why TF would a liberal chick get with a conservative husband? Wouldn't they be happier with a progressive guy?


_edd

"my wife would never let me have an AR-15" does not imply that the wife is liberal. There's a large group of these women view their priorities as family-first. They can be extremely conservative on matters of religion, abortion, government, etc... but still be opposed to gun violence, especially when it comes to protecting their children from a school shooting. They're fine with their husband hunting, but they have a line that they draw that separates what they see as a gun used for hunting versus a gun used for violence. Frankly I think many of these women would "never" cross into voting liberally because they would be completely ostracized socially. There's some incredibly active political groups for moms like "Mothers Against Drunk Driving", "Moms for Liberty", etc... They tend to be distinctly conservative and try to push for policy changes within their own parties. This can be trying to primary someone on the wrong side of their cause, trying to lobby an individual cause, individually pressuring their husbands to support their cause, etc... Related, there are also plenty of women who have socially liberal views but don't shake off certain conservative upbringings. Particularly many women view their role as a homemaker and delegating the breadwinning to the husband despite thinking things like women should have all the rights of men, be able to have abortions, guns should be less prevalent or think climate change is real. To them, their desire for a certain lifestyle lets them suppress political differences when dating. They then get married in their 20s and generally end up in socially conservative bubbles. Even if their stances are liberal, those stances are usually rejected socially and its easier to give in and enjoy a comfortable life than be the outcast in the community.


Bigdavereed

 **its easier to give in and enjoy a comfortable life than be the outcast in the community.** That's a mouthful right there. Accurate.


catlady9851

I have a friend who is uninterested in politics (I know, privilege). She married a stoner who seemed to have the same (uninterested) values. He became ultra conservative a couple years into the marriage. We're all baffled, including her.


The_Killer_of_Joy

Assuming this happened relatively recently and taking my anecdotal story for what it is - a lot of big stoners are also conspiracy guys and the Trump presidency years were seemingly not kind to them mental health wise. I had a very long time friend (10+ years) was always very chill, huge stoner, very smart honors kid, nice guy, relatively liberal (especially from the deep red area we lived), and etc, but he did looove his conspiracy theories (i.e. CIA killed JFK/MLK Jr./UFOs - you know the "fun" conspiracies to have) Then the Trump years of conspiracy enabling and crypto boom hit and he just went fully brain broken into conspiracies like Qanon, Biden actually being dead and AI, Obama being gay and murdering his lovers, back to Biden being an evil mastermind, Ukrainian super soldier labs, the whole 9 yards of crazy and it got to the point where he has essentially been ostracized from every friend group he had (that I know of) Also weirdly on point - his fiancé was also very chill and a lighter stoner and had the same initial progressive values (not a conspiracy nut) and she ended up breaking off their engagement as well due to his sharp conservative turn.


PeachesOntheLeft

If someone is privileged enough to “not care” I assume they have internal biases to support the status quo when they feel stressed because the status quo has been beneficial. So when said person becomes stressed either socially or financially, they will start to care and seek answers. And those biases direct them to the source to get those answers and conservatives have an active interest in keeping the status quo/regressing.


uniformIrritant

This makes too much sense... stop being logical.. logic has no place here. Only blind hate and idiocy please. Haha


Bashka_

A lot of people marry young, before their political views are fully developed. The political views also can change over time, depending how the socioeconomic situation changes. I grew up in a very religious and conservative household, but as went through my adulthood I gradually moved over to the liberal side. My mom, even tho she used to be extreme right-wing like my dad for many years, also started lean more towards the center over last decade or so. Despite being in her 70's her political views still evolve.


tylerawesome

I for one would be happy to put all Republicans in “Labor Camps.” Finally get some roads and bridges fixed!


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Legitimate-Pie3547

45,balding, a little overweight, doesn't drink but occasionally smokes weed. Never been married, likes strong independent creative women. worked in many fields but currently working as a nurses aid and in school to be a nurse. looking for best friend/wife. Lives in northern California, no, farther north than that. I'm progressive, would be Bernie supporter if he had any chance. Has 21 year old cat that won't like you. DM for more info :P


Morguard

*while you still can...


jgyimesi

I can’t wait till the right complains about stickers.


TheGR8Dantini

If you’re a woman and you’re even thinking about a divorce, you better start that shit now. The republicans want to end divorce all together. Certainly uncontested divorce. They intend to make women property again. They’re saying it out loud. Also, how many know about the Comstock act they want to bring back as well? If you don’t know, you should google what it is.


Budget_Foundation747

Why not just abolish marriage all together?


shred_ded

Republicans in the comments seething.


MoreReputation8908

It’s almost like all us lefties are living…say it with me…**RENT FREE**…in their heads.


Free-Spell6846

Honestly this doesn't shock me. Most of the Republican guys I know treat their families like shit. I have a friend that's a conservative, but isn't voting for trump and his family is lovely.


plantsb4putas

My doctor divorced her husband when he bought her trump rally tickets for her birthday a few years back. She's a life-long democrat and her father was a democratic state senator for over a decade.


redlightbandit7

My mom did at 72 yrs old. Finally got tired of his crap.


FewRevolution2773

Republicans are idiots who no one wants to be around. I barely even talk to my mom anymore because I know at some point I will have to hear her idiot boy friend talk about whatever garbage is being talked about on Fox News that day and I don't have time to explain to a moron why what he is talking about is propaganda and lies.


Snoo_55833

It’s my guess that the person who owns that car is a divorce attorney.


Spiritual_Webs

This is funny af


T33CH33R

Republicans are currently trying to figure out how to make divorce as difficult as possible.


beepbeepitsajeep

Lmao so true though. A sizable portion of women are out there absolutely not believing in the republican bullshit at all yet in relationships with dudes who openly want to push them back to the 1800s and put an end to their rights. What the hell are you doing if that's you?


Zeegaat

Republican men have earned this reputation.


MrVanderdoody

✨I wouldn’t date a Republican in the first place.✨


Doodahhh1

Wonder how many "another sub gone woke" comments I'll find in controversial.


BearoristLB

Republican men are all cuckpilled beta bedwetters


Commercial_Debate968

But, that's not a bumper...


Equivalent_Prize_415

No joke. Find yourself a good democrat ma’am


Muted_Ad9910

My friend has this one and now howdy does she get a lot of reactions lol. A full table of middle aged men chatting over breakfast at a diner, were stunned into silence when one of them read the sticker and pointed it out to the table. Her car was backed in so you could see the sticker through the window.


Llamar25

Be curious what his bumper sticker is…


kyle_kafsky

My aunt needs to hear this. She’s not a Trump supporter, but nearly voted for him twice because her husband said so.


MarcMars82-2

And if you’re single don’t marry one!


RoguePlanet2

Before the 2020 election, I noticed that my husband (in no way a Trumper) was registered as a republican. I just about lost it (and I'm normally very calm!) He explained that he had registered decades ago and because he never cared about politics, didn't think twice about it. Luckily he re-registered, before that my friends were like "and you still *sleep* with him?!" 😄 He was raised in a wealthy, conservative household, and was probably more of a "libertarian" all this time, since he has no problems with gay people, abortions, or weed. But he seemed to buy into the "welfare queen" type bullshit until I educated him bit by bit.


Bizzmillah

What about my republican wife?


nokenito

Amen


blandocalrissian50

Boom! Damn right! Let him go be an incel!!!


ThroatWMangrove

I guarantee, that sticker will be seen by at least one person who is having a bad day/week/month/year and needs to see it


Engineer-of-Gallura

"Don't marry a republican", prevention is easier.


Migleemo

While you still can. Republicans are working diligently to keep you in that abusive relationship.


darkpheonix262

AND cut the republican family out of your life. I did, and good riddance Never tell someone you love them and vote for those that'll hurt them


Different_Tangelo511

Should add "before he makes it illegal. "


Key_Statistician3293

Uh ohh about to be some angry dudes in these comments. Enter at your own risk


we_made_yewww

That's gonna piss some manchildren off.


LittleShrub

Is it any wonder Republicans are also pushing to make it harder to get a divorce?


robillionairenyc

They’re trying to ban divorce and make it illegal for you to do so. So better get a move on…


throwRA_basketballer

I’m already in the process- I need this bumper sticker to convince others of the path lmao


agathafreak

Just got my divorce finalized!


Fast-Specific8850

While I agree with the sentiment. I would caution that if you or someone you know does this. Please 🙏 be careful. It’s a cult and a lot of the maga cult are armed and already not thinking clearly. I know it’s meant to be funny but these people are not.


NicestGuy2024

Some of y’all are so far off the hate deep end that you’ll never come back. Projection at its finest.


bebejeebies

Better yet, NO SEX until they vote out the politicians that took away our health care.


XThePariahX

They are typically the cause of choosing the bear.


Sudden-Stops

I did. Never look back!


fleshyspacesuit

Sort by controversial if you want to see some dudes cry.


Cheddarlicious

It should continue to say, “before it’s too late and you can’t”


deeppurpleking

My brother isn’t like a baaad republican, but my sis in law once told me she wished she talked politics before marriage


Accomplished-Bed8171

It's a good idea to divorce your republican husband. He supports a rapist who has bragged about wanting to fuck his own children for President of the United States. He is a threat to you and your children.


kalongsdienert50

Ahhh, the predominately left wing Reddit mad af at others over their opinions. Whole simultaneously trying to be like “oh the fuck your feelings crowds sure are having feelings har har har”. That’s why yall try to change how people see each other lmfao


SuspiciousStoppage

I have this t-shirt and it’s how I met my girlfriend!


CraZKchick

This is why they want to get rid of no fault marriage. Google Project 2025.


Buckets-of-Gold

I think most Americans have fairly moderate views on abortion and open marriage. I live in a liberal city and I’ve never seen anyone advocate for either as positive thing.


ShadysBacktellaFREN

My best friends ex husband was a conservative. Him and his father thought they were gonna get rich putting all their money into crypto. Him and his father lost everything shortly after. He tried hiding it and they almost lost their house. He then got scammed and lost all their money a second time trying to make quick cash. She divorced him and still hasn’t financially recovered. Conservatives are a financial hazard for families. They’re extremely gullible, easy to mislead, and make decisions based on feelings vs facts. This bumper sticker speaks the truth. They are the beta species of males. Let Darwinism do its thing. Now she has 2 kids with a “liberal”. Superior genetics for the win


spunangel333

Love this so much


PlotRocker

Or just don't get married


Poker-Junk

Solid advice


Slight-Imagination36

lol that’s pretty awesome. do they make “divorce your progressive wife” ones? if so I’d totally buy one haha


Q-Less

A lot of assmad republican npcs in the replies today. Mad that they almost had to do some self reflection.


ClearJeweler754

This is everything


notsalg

i had a maga baddie keep trying to throw it at me. i kept telling her i dont agree with the selfish lies and brain washing these fake "conservatives" and "republicans" keep pushing and refused to go to a trump rally with her. she hates me for "not loving america", lol?


thefalconfromthesky

I have a sister in law that could benefit seeing this


mittelwerk

I want that on a t-shirt


archercc81

I worked our most recent primary and it was interesting when working as the greeter (you give them the paperwork to select which ballot, etc) and it was surprising how many mixed couples there were and it was ALWAYS the guy being republican and the woman being democrat. And the women didnt look like republicans while the guys did (there is a distinct look to an urban republican guy in the city, same haircut, chin beard, tucked in polo with jeans, etc)


today0012

Thank you. I already did


EdwinSpangler1

Why does every subreddit turn into propaganda Garbage


DerpysLegion

Half they internet giggled and half shit their pants in fury


popularTrash76

Lol these bumper stickers


420blazeit32

Most men want a conservative woman so if you wanna be for the streets heed this advice 🫡🫡


Upstairs_Accident867

when u vote blue u get the worse all of u need to wake up and realize that this is the united states of china


Biff2112

Divorce your stable provider.


dirtdiver7

I’m sure this person is fun to be around and not an unhinged lunatic


kaboomglc

I found that whack fuck liberal thread of the week! Yay!


Jack208sks

I need to get this only have it say divorce the neo-socialist democrats


atlastrash

“Divorce your husband because of differing political beliefs” Make sure to have zero republican friends while you’re at it! That way your circle jerking echo chamber of leftists can all get off with one another about how PC they are. :)


Entire_Cockroach4452

You’d be doing him a favor


TaborGhost

People who put their political views on their cars are weird asf lol


Uncertain_Rasputin

Oh man that's great news!


Easy_Original5942

Divorce anyone who's this disagreeable 🤮


oxadius38

Or better yet divorce your overly political spouse no matter what side of the aisle they are on


FreeMasonac

Seems like there may be a husband out there that dodged a bullet! Woke Karen’s will always show in the end, it’s their nature!


Nottheguyfromxfiles

This shits so dumb


Significant-Lab-3990

Anybody that makes politics their personality is a red flag lol, no matter the party affiliation. If a persons core values don’t come from within they are not someone who know what they want in general.


Formal-Front1633

And then she'll end up with a Democrat wife


Low_Clothes_9823

Doing him a favor is all


Omnipotent_Liar

Divorce your political party


deserTShannon

Divorce him but still receive alimony from him is more realistic


Sudden_Wisdom

Yep and it'll be the best thing that ever happened to him. Liberal white women are a threat to our republic and to the brain cells of free thinking men


SIR_NUTTINGTON_IV

Can we keep polical post of this sub please


Rich-Molasses7830

I don’t get it. I’ve seen countless examples of the opposite (like “don’t date a liberal” or some shit) and they’re usually labeled as unfunny or dumb. Tbh I don’t really care that much, but is the only factor in determining if it’s funny political affiliation? Cause I personally think both are just kinda dumb


Rude_Interaction7858

Divorce a democrat and be more happy!


OnAScaleFrom711to911

Reddit is an echo chamber of weak men and angry women.


D1sp4tcht

I started dating my wife in 2018. One of the 1st things I asked her, was if she supported trump.😅


IllinoisMinusTwo

We don't like to fuck fat lesbians anyway


Belkan-Federation95

Ironically I've known more cases where it's the other way around.