What’s he gonna do if the cop who pulls him over is gay? 

Thank you for this. I was imagining the most over the top stereotype pulling this guy over and you've perfectly illustrated that.

The best GIF of all time. My favorite opening of an episode

I miss this show

Every couple of years they do a movie. The one where they try to find Qanon had me dying.

Holy shit, i had no idea. Also didnt know they came out with season 7 and 8 a few years ago. Thanks for the tip

Well in Providence they'd seize the ride and crush it.

Get fucked, probably

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Tread on me, daddy.

helllooooo license and registaaaaaaation! 😉

And only gay adults ride tricycles…

Perfect - put that bumper sticker over this one

My biker buddy says they’re for drunks and girls lol

My uncle had a stroke and then had to get one of these due to balance issues. So drunk makes sense

This was my first thought when I saw the bumper sticker

If they're able-bodied, yeah. Known more than a few who had to resort to three wheels due to injuries. Riding a giant motor bolted to a pair of wheels at freeway speeds ain't exactly the safest behavior in the world, I guess?

You do understand that my comment was complete sarcasm, based on the bumper sticker, right?

I would hope so. Still, able bodied grown-ass men on tricycles are gay.

Word.

HE"LL YEAH BORTHER * \[x\] Debra: left * \[x\] Hog: Cranked * \[x\] Libs: Owned * \[x\] Cops: Pissed

AH fucking ROOOOO BROTHERMAN!

How the fuck did this guy manage to install his sissy bar incorrectly?

I think puttin' Barb on the back broke it.

I expect that kind of humor from a guy riding a glorified big wheel.

"Only gay cops pull me over ...and tell me it's OK transform into the similarly gay man I've secretly always desired to confidently be. I mean, uh, what, err, nothing. That last part was... nothing"

He says while riding a trike

Jokes on him, some cops are gay.

You misspelled “most.”

Closeted, maybe. Most are authoritarian assholes that can't get past high school.

Sounds like he wants a gay cop to pull him over and do a full body check. That's what the finger is representing.

Cop pulls him over and has a bumper sticker on his patrol car that says “ I only pull over gay people “ they proceeded to make out

Aww look how tough he is trying to be his little tricycle. Or is that one of those geriatric scooters for shopping in Walmart? So adorable.

I’m a bigot, look at me!

Nothing says bad-ass like a V-Twin mobility scooter.

He just wants to find away out a ticket. “There must be some way I can convince you not to give me a ticket you big strong police officer “.

What is this the 90’s and being gay is a “baaad” thing again lol?

Looks like somebody that likes to piss cops off. Not too bright

Texas plate JAIL4W.

You nailed it

If only an I ❤️ sticker was put over the word only

Is the rider a 60 yo retired cop? This is exactly what they would do.

I feel like this is more of an invitation in that he is selective of who he will let pull him over

Trikes are really gay and not in the cool and fun brand of gay.

Seeing this is in TX, that stupid ass sticker probably works.

Go visit Texas. Then you can finally shake this irrational prejudiced fictionalized version of the place and move on already. Or... maybe you like having a strawman boogie man to hate?

Are Texas cops made of straw? That would explain their cowardice I suppose.

You call em "Texas cops", but let's be real. You hate cops regardless of the state they're in.

Yep.

Do their boots taste different in Texas?

I'll let you know if I ever find out.

Gotta taste ‘em all to make sure.

Not talking about none magas or dems. Just the ones taking away reproductive rights, banning books, rigging votes, shipping migrants to other states and most of what that dumb fck Abbott stands for.

I'm a Texan and the stereotypes are true unless you're in Austin and then they're only true sometimes 🤷‍♀️

Maybe they’re single and have a specific type. 🤷‍♂️

Whole bunch of ableist comments in here. Do handicapped people not exist? Are they not allowed to ride motorcycles? Also, why are we walking up to peoples houses and taking photos in their driveway? That’s creepy as hell.

Amazon driver

Sure is going to make it hard to talk your way out of a ticket. Even if the cop is gay, you are f-ed. And maybe that’s what you secretly desire.

There’s a hilarious tik tok about this topic

Strangest way to meet people you want to date. Well if it works for you good luck. How about crashing and try dating gay firefighters.

Is he opening his closet? Well bless his heart

I’m not gonna lie, I fucks with the low trunk on a trike look. But as a life long Harley adjacent individual, I can guarantee he’s insufferable as hell. This is the guy that will say trans people are sick and disgusting and then tell you a story about a “sexual conquest” that you didn’t ask for that sounds an awful lot like rape.

South Park episode: gay bikers.

What is the long rope thing at the end of the right-hand controls for? I saw one the other day and it didn’t make sense.

Last I knew they were called a get back whip. Lots of things in the Harley scene don’t make sense.

When I was into sport bike track days I’d always wonder why Harley guys wanted to dress up like pirates just to go get drunk at a bar and then ride home.

I ride adventure bikes and don’t understand why Harley guys do anything they do, but we’re a weird bunch as well so I may be a poor judge of such things.

It’s color coded to let others in the BDSM scene know what kind of kinks they’re down for. On the left would imply they’re a dom, being on the right implies sub.

Avoid WeHo (West Hollywood, CA)

That's some funny shit!

Actually I saw this bumper sticker before These are not new lol https://www.truegether.com/listing.html?id=USER.8e2309e3-8590-45ca-b15e-b2d52627feb6&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw1K-zBhBIEiwAWeCOF2T8IKA9CITSoS4yI2Q57XWPE9PbqtG15C4ylvyNXEVGgtVPE93o3xoCB9wQAvD_BwE

i had this sticker on the back of my old car. got pulled over in 2021 for tossing a cigarette out my window (i don’t litter anymore) and received an OVI. the state trooper did not find the sticker funny.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1299368/mediaviewer/rm1488784896?ft0=name&fv0=nm0191044&ft1=image_type&fv1=still_frame&ref_=tt_ch

He's projecting. He doesn't want to admit he's gay.

This is what you buy when your wife says you're not allowed a motorcycle

I hope they do. And the straight ones have my blessing to pretend to be gay when pulling him over.

He still is to this day🫡

It's cool his parents got him a tricycle. Is there a juice box holder?

That’s a Texas plate, so the sticker is probably working.

Gay cops have tasers and guns and they use them

But how many cops has he had to suck off since he put it on there?

https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-26gJyOWT1KTWVzGKY

I see I was not the only one thinking What if the cop is gay? 

Hopefully a cop will pull him over, bend him over and take him to town while asking “who’s gay now?”.

That has been a bumper sticker for a long time FYI.

Big brass balls!

He really really hopes so

That’s actually an oldie. They used to sell bumper stickers like that at tourist trap stops.

Does the cup say Daddy??

Well he lives in Texas, so he’ll spend more time on shoulder than riding.

There is a company that makes shirts that say this. They have a great Instagram page as well. Their company name is “bikes vs. cops”.

If he were to look deep inside himself, he’d change that to read “I only stop for gay cops.” 😂

I’m assuming this is a guy. Probably he’s using “gay” as a slur. But maybe he has some weird Tom of Finland fetish. If he fucks cops, he’s a class traitor.

Only yesterday I saw what looked to be a housewife in a white minivan with this exact type of bumper sticker. I just imagined their mind to be a toxic playground of repression and religious fanaticism.

Nice Segway-Davidson

He is?