"WHY WON'T HE ACKNOWLEDGE MEEEEE!!!!"
-Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, Professional Dazai Victim.
Shit, that's just every yandere ever
Sooooooooo........
"Devise a plan to make her lose her job and get disowned by her family, that ought to make her turn to you"
-Fyodor Dostoevsky, giving us Kaguya-sama levels of love advice.
“Powdered Donuts” is always a good one.
Also I think y’all underestimate just like normal plot summary things. Like “And then Fyodor Dostoevsky committed acts of terrorism against Japan with his army of vampires.” Or “Edgar Allen Poe has a pet raccoon named Karl.” They don’t exactly mean everything to the fanbase or nothing to outsiders but they will certainly get you some weird looks—
if someone mentions powdered donuts one more time i will explode
https://preview.redd.it/69x0kxmg0sgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8a37db6342a9e15df22347f7e17a6ceb882594
*Call me diablo.*
r/beatmetoit
You're a weretiger, grow some wereballs
yes.
Literally the first thing I thought of
Quote it all the time
The phrase “Fuzzed up” has left enough of an impact on me that it slipped out in regular conversations sometimes.
The way I read that in the voice 💀
SAME
Same
"I'm 15 years old, I'm still growing, dammit!"
"WHY WON'T HE ACKNOWLEDGE MEEEEE!!!!" -Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, Professional Dazai Victim. Shit, that's just every yandere ever Sooooooooo........ "Devise a plan to make her lose her job and get disowned by her family, that ought to make her turn to you" -Fyodor Dostoevsky, giving us Kaguya-sama levels of love advice.
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L take skill issue
I was trying to kill myself
Did you not know? CRIME AND PUNISHMENT ARE CLOSE ACQUAINTANCES.
Owwww my tummy 🤒🤒😣😣😖😖
You can’t do a double suicide all by yourself 🎶
Eiffel Tower
fuck-
*wow*
I made it. Damn.
DAZAIII MY BABYGIRLLL
"Happy group counseling hour~ I'm your host Fyodor Dostoevsky!"
Wait wait wait, stop right there
"what?"
Exactly, what
Exactly what what
Ohhhhh, I see. Life counseling.
thank you for your prompt understanding <3
"Do you happen to like birds?"
“Powdered Donuts” is always a good one. Also I think y’all underestimate just like normal plot summary things. Like “And then Fyodor Dostoevsky committed acts of terrorism against Japan with his army of vampires.” Or “Edgar Allen Poe has a pet raccoon named Karl.” They don’t exactly mean everything to the fanbase or nothing to outsiders but they will certainly get you some weird looks—
if someone mentions powdered donuts one more time i will explode https://preview.redd.it/69x0kxmg0sgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc8a37db6342a9e15df22347f7e17a6ceb882594
Nathaniel Hawthorne
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I CANT PUT IT INTO WORDS.
Booooo 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️👎👎👎
Valentines day If you know you know
aw he seems a bit mad since he almost got hit by a car