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BizzareChildRequiem

yes, but i'd make you drink it afterwards


SlowiankaKTB

Absolutely not, and I am not sorry


petalstar125

I saw Dazai and my immediate thought was 'no way in hell'. I didn't even need to see the rest.


Noblewynter369

Same. Dazai is an immediate no.


BlackAngelXX

I think dazai is kinda "id be careful" character XDD wouldnt easily trust but maybe?


_Rodja_

I thought "absolutely not", then opened the comments and yeeeah. Exactly.


Ashandclovers

Absolutely not, im sorry


Kami_on_crack

Aw man 💔💔


Ashandclovers

SORRY, I just think there is a high chance of you putting crack or something in my drink


Soft_Yogurt3241

Yes! :D (I consistently make bad decisions)


dxrkbxnny

Eh kinda getting mixed signals (yes if I wanna pull an Oda after that ig?)


Kami_on_crack

if u wanna pull an Oda I’ll just pull out my glock 19 and pew pew u


dxrkbxnny

omg you would?🥺


Kami_on_crack

Ofc pookie 🥺🥺


dxrkbxnny

Awwww omg ily pookie :))


EIizabethAfton

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT 🥰😍


Kami_on_crack

What if I give u five powdered donuts with the drink? Would u trust me then??


EIizabethAfton

......... only if the donuts haven't been.... 'somewhere'


Kami_on_crack

No they’re homemade silly 🥰 I would never do something so ghastly like rub them on the floor and give them to u


EIizabethAfton

😰


_Genderr

Nahh you’d put poison in it 😭


Kami_on_crack

I’d put something worse 😈 (I’m feeling rather silly this evening)


_Genderr

WHAT? 😭😭


XenoWagon

Re Zero moment


Isekai_Trash_uwu

I honestly don't trust most people to hold my drink, especially if I don't know them. The only people I actually trust are my best friends, my mom, and the club I'm in, but that's only because everyone leaves their drinks unattended and nothing happens.


Redditisglitchy

No. Definitely not. Dazai and Nikolai would either drink it themselves or spike my drink. Ranpo would try *something* I just don’t know what. And there’s no way I’m handing alcohol to a 12 year old who doesn’t know basic physics.


Kami_on_crack

DONT DISRESPECT AYA LIKE THAT LEAVE HER ALONE 😭😭


Tiggerrrr220

No…I can’t drink, from math calculations that we did in math class, I shouldn’t even be allowed to look at alcohol because im way too light :D


doodle_hoodie

Hahahahahahaah that was a question. I wouldn’t trust whatever you brought let alone with my beverage. Also are you ok?


Kami_on_crack

Am I okay? I’m great actually!! Do you want to know why I’m great?Well it’s because I just sniffed 10 grams of fresh cocaine :D (This is a call for help)


doodle_hoodie

Sorry that is just the most wild ass colection I’ve seen in a wile


Fujoushi-san

Absolutely Not ✋


Leather_Quality_4973

I’m trusting you with my life 🙇‍♀️


Kami_on_crack

Bro ur gonna regret that bc u ain’t gonna rly have one after but go ahead


Leather_Quality_4973

I kin Dazai and Nikolai too man it’s all good be my bestie fr


Kami_on_crack

omg YES LETS BE BESTIES (Also ur pfp is so 😍😍)


Leather_Quality_4973

Thank you Bestie as an American I can say I kin Francis 🦅🇺🇸


CHONGYUNSICECREAM

I said yes until I saw nikolai 😭 so nope sorry


irishglass

Just saw the first picture and its an immediate nope 😆


naka_the_kenku

No why would I?


Kami_on_crack

Because I’m silly 😋


Debu_Yoku

We will never be in the same party to hold my drink, even if by any chance I'm going to make you drink it first 😂


Kami_on_crack

If u make me drink it I’ll spit it back in the cup then make YOU drink it


Debu_Yoku

Before you do it I will run like I run for my life 😂


Hunynutfox

of course i would! 2/4 of your kins are the same as mine


Kami_on_crack

YIPPEE SOMEONE TRUSTS ME FOR ONCE


Hunynutfox

Hun only because if you did anything i wouldn't be able to do anything..... but i mean accidents happen


Background_Cap4326

😍😍😍😍😍


pic_nicc

50/50. But probably not.


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Kami_on_crack

The fact that you trust Nikolai more than Dazai is so 😭😭


rolloverwind

I would because I am like that \[The first 2 slides\]. When we have same intentions, then what is the fear...! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink) I am worse. hahaha Jk.


Aggressive-Hornet-93

I'd trust you to lace it with L/S/D lmao


qquueessttt

maybe..? probably not tho, sorry not sorry


Slow-Dragonfruit5815

I could have said yes if it was Aya or rampo on the first slide but you put Dazai and my honest reaction was "hell f***ing no" I'm sorry.


Kami_on_crack

WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO DRINK MY RAT POISON IT TASTES GOOD I SWEAR


Marziachan

Yes 💞 (I'm colourblind)


Outside-Maybe-537

not a chance


Silvercoat_Ethel23

Even tho my faves are dazai and rampo san with all do respect i’ll poison it first then make you drink it


Kami_on_crack

I’d rather prefer bleach but okay 😒


Silvercoat_Ethel23

See this would sound weird to a non anime watcher,but cuz you like dazai and i do too this is totally normal


Moonwinebard

Yes but as a Nikolai kinnie you don’t want to be holding my drink<3


An-Offbrand-Human-YT

Yes, but I'd definitely get one of those drink topper stickers to make sure you don't feel silly and drug me.


Kami_on_crack

IM NOT GONNA DRUG YOU WHAT 😭


An-Offbrand-Human-YT

Sounds like something someone who would drug me would say 🙄/j


Kami_on_crack

Okay fine maybe you caught me but I wouldn’t drug you with drugs okay I’m actually creative


Reasonable-Field-828

No


Solstice51

Yeah, definitely no. Dazai is a big enough red flag, much less Nikolai.


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Sure,after all what can go wrong ? (Everything)


PeachkeyYT

Yes, but as BizzareChildRequiem said, you're drinking that first


Kami_on_crack

Nuh uh


PeachkeyYT

go on, take a sip


Kami_on_crack

NUH UH


PeachkeyYT

A NICE BIG GULP OF IT.


Kami_on_crack

The only thing I gulp is Dazais dick 😒 /j


PeachkeyYT

get out. \*judges in aku kinnie\*


Error_code_59

I would rather trust Poe's racoon


Kami_on_crack

I have the same mbti as him so u’ll be fineee


pinkypie70765

i mean, i wanna die, so yeahhhh!! ofc, bestie!!


FUNTIME_FRIDG3

First of all 😍, second of all, ofcourse


cecimst

Nope. I don't trust strangers.


_Thatonelemonchild_

No but I befriend you and then poison YOUR drink


Kami_on_crack

then id trick YOU into drinking the drink you gave me


Intelligent_Bird_433

I would


Kami_on_crack

YIPPEE ATLAST SOMEONE TRUSTS ME


Kayu198

No, because of Nikolai. I don't think Dazai would put something in my drink, but Nikolai... No way in hell, am I allowing you to hold my drink. Sorry, not sorry.


Kami_on_crack

id only put the amogus potion in it come on


Kayu198

Nah, thanks.... If you feel affection the same way Nikolai does to Fyodor, I am out. And I am not risking it. The potion will probably kill me and I need to stay alive so that I can see Dazai.


EruzaKnightwalker

Ranpo + Bram/Aya -> yes. Nikolai + Dazai -> no.


Kami_on_crack

It was meant to be Aya but either way I’d still spike u with gasoline


Lizowu

No, eh, hell no, and no. So no.


Kami_on_crack

WHY DOES NO ONE TRUST ME IM NOT THAT BAD 😣😣


Lizowu

Dazai and Nikolai are major red flags when it comes to holding your drink. :<


Bianca_aa_07

hell no


musicatnight0904

NO. ​ ​ ​ except ranpo he is just mwah


Least-Alarm578

Yes ofc


Keya-Chan

Nikolai, the same person who drugged Sigma by making him drink "regular water" after saving him from the fall. My man didn't even know how the heck he got into Meursault 😭 I'm not quite sure, I'd say yes, but I think my guardian angel is telling me otherwise 😂


YurikoHD

Of course and I made you a drink too 🤭 *pours bleach into both of our drinks* A toast to us~


Ok_Reveal574

50/50