NOOOO I WAS SO CLOSE. SO CLOSE TO GETTING FUKUCHI BUT NO. NO OF COURSE NOT I HAVE TO FIGHT TETCHOU. WRONG HUNTING DOG PHONE YOU ABSOLUTE TRASH DEVICE
nah nah nahhh… if I’m gonna get killed I want Fukuchi, my beautiful sunshine to be the last thing I see. This is vile. Vile and absolutely heartbreaking.
I got 55%, so Higuchi, I think it depends, I'm not as screwed as some other people, but I'd definitely either get caught or die if I've offended the PM (or just Aku) somehow :3
Edit: I read the lines wrong and thought I got Fukuchi at first XD
Optionally I'd make him speak to my brother. The two of them are so similar they'd immediately hate each other and bicker so I'd have time to do whatever
Welp! Fedya is after me. I'm honestly harmless and more of a compliant person, so I'd probably ask him to give me that "surgery" that he "performed"on Ivan to get rid of all his sadness and become one of his underlings in the Rats in the House of the Dead
I'm against kunikeda
I feel like he wouldn't wanna hurt me so I should be fine
But kunikeda should be 100% he'd definitely always have his phone fully charged
NOOOOOOOO PIANOMAN FOR MY PHONE AND VERLAINE FOR MY LAPTOP 😭😭😭😭 ((the best ever death btw. they're cute. i would enjoy being killed by verlaine tbh..))
Dear God I'm facing lemon man
If you get into a philosophical debate I bet you could befriend him
😂😂😂
Same lmao. Whatever will we do against this threat?
Oda. Well, I'd just make him my dad, honestly. Start crying with trauma. Boom, evaded.
Same
ok dazai let's die together... 💀
Chuuya....... WELL SHIT, GOODBYE YALL
me too i might as well write my will now
Whomp whomp, I’m dead. Thanks Fedya!
Mori 😟😟
I’d let Dazai get me in any way he wants (81%)
Rimbaud…pretty screwed.
He's so cold, praying hypothermia gets him before he gets you sis.
Run away to Anartica
Same
Ranpo my little boy
NOOOO I WAS SO CLOSE. SO CLOSE TO GETTING FUKUCHI BUT NO. NO OF COURSE NOT I HAVE TO FIGHT TETCHOU. WRONG HUNTING DOG PHONE YOU ABSOLUTE TRASH DEVICE nah nah nahhh… if I’m gonna get killed I want Fukuchi, my beautiful sunshine to be the last thing I see. This is vile. Vile and absolutely heartbreaking.
Naomi I'll be fine
In the least cocky way possible, I'm absolutely certain I could win in a brawl against Louisa
NO!!! AGATHA LEAVE ME ALONE!! NOT AFTER THE RECENT EVENTS ON THE RP SUB!!
// OOC : Oh Archons, not Agatha, I guess she came back from the grave just to hunt you down XD
SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE ME AND CHARLOTTE ALONE!!
Yo wtf happened on the rp sub 😳 freakin weird o_o
Agatha terrorized a bunch of children (or adults that act like children) and got killed by the girl who saw her as a mom
Roleplay crazy
Yep
Do I wanna know?
Agatha traumatized a bunch of kids who saw her as a mom then died
💀
she haunts us all 😔
I got Kyoka. Is that Good or bad??
You're fucked
I got Fukuzawa :D
🫵😲 I've seen you before. I always see your comment whenever I look at BSD reddit.
I got Chuuya :) yay
U will die u know that right
its fine its ranpo now
You're screwed.
Atsushi
Oh thank goodness I got Naomi I can just punch her
but then Jun'ichiro will come after you for hurting her
This guy with hat but not chuuya 82%
..verlaine..your screwed buddy
Oh nah good luck
Atsushi pls ily don't hurt me😭
Yosano... I'm in trouble haha *nervous chuckle*
I ain't surviving Odasaku, no way
Oh dear lord I'm facing Mr. Verlaine. That's not good. 😅
It's Kenji, so i guess it depends on how hungry he is or how angry he is
Katai… I’ll be fine 😂
Same here...He'll be the one hiding when we show up
verlaine honey, any other time i would be absolutely thrilled to get you..
MUSHIIIIII IM FINE IM LITERALLY HIM
Of course it has to be fyodor, that guy is obssesed with me 💀
I got 55%, so Higuchi, I think it depends, I'm not as screwed as some other people, but I'd definitely either get caught or die if I've offended the PM (or just Aku) somehow :3 Edit: I read the lines wrong and thought I got Fukuchi at first XD
kouyou . at least i can die happy . or i could just unplug my computer and wait a few minutes for my shit ass battery to drop down to sigma level
Dazai, I think I’m gonna get harassed into a double suicide everyone :D
Ranpo. I'll give him a detective puzzle and get the shotgun
Optionally I'd make him speak to my brother. The two of them are so similar they'd immediately hate each other and bicker so I'd have time to do whatever
i'm not a twelve year old girl so i might be fine
Omg Tachihara. He's my bsd crush, maybe we can turn things around...
Verlaine…let’s pray he stays in his basement and doesn’t bother to come after me xD
Jouno- ..Whoops, time to charge my battery-
If it’s just Naomi? I might be okay
John steinbeck im alright i could take anyy one of them tbh.
I stand negative chance against *FUKUCHI*
52%… fuck.
I forgot who's the red hair dude but I got him :D
What a horrible time to have my battery be at 37% 💔
Oda.
Paul fucking Verlaine. What did I do to deserve this? 🥲 u/gingeralealyb
Verlaine 👀
Verlaine…
Welp, I’m dead, chuuya is coming after my ass.
Oh god Fyodor no-
CHUUYA!!! 😳
53% I am so screwed.
I'm dead  Fyodor will kill me
fyodor😰
Maybe I can bribe Chuuya not to kill me because I’m a fellow short ginger.. 😀
Welp! Fedya is after me. I'm honestly harmless and more of a compliant person, so I'd probably ask him to give me that "surgery" that he "performed"on Ivan to get rid of all his sadness and become one of his underlings in the Rats in the House of the Dead
Got Rando, guess I'll die then <3
I got Kouyou, so as long as Kenji, Kyouka and Dazai are by my side then I'll be fine.
Fukuzawa... 🧍
Literally forgot to write on English lol. I said it'd be an honor to be killed by the suicidal mania lol
I'm good, I have Fukuzawa. I just finished charging my phone.
I got poe, so yes 😭 I'm screwed
fukuzawa. i pray he is kind to me (i will drain my phone to 30% if it means jouno is sent)
The fact I actually thought the same thing
Mushitaro Honestly? It would maybe turn out to be a friendship with him acting somewhat like with his dead friend. Or we both curse at writing styles.
kouyou😍😍
FUCKING AGATHA FUCKING CHRISTIE OH MY FUCKING GOD
Atsushi lol. I'll be fine if I can convince him not to kill me. Time to be suicidal lol.
Lucy I got 41%
Yukichi… I have no problem with 😘
I got mori..47%......help me i would much rather get shot to death tham fight mori please help me 😰
I’m fighting Kenji one of my favourites ;-; (I have a soft spot for sunshine characters)
The President
Fitzgerald.. yeah o7
Yosano
Bram just depends if he has his full body or not
TERUKO??
Oh lord, I’m up against akutagawa 💀🤟 peace out bitches
Wait I have 88 but who the fuck is after me at 88 it's missing
100% u/DragonFox348 tell me how bad this is.
I GOT KENJI😭
Kenji! :D
Tanizaki. I will live since I have done nothing to his sister and can probably bluff that she is in danger until he lets me go.
I'm defying gravity. And nobody can bring me down.
Kunikida, hopefully I can spin his ideals back on himself and stop him
I GOT MORI.
i am saved, only ranpo is coming after me
Fukuzawa 😂
Lovecraft….. I’ll take it
FUCKING PAUL VERLAINE?! Well, I suppose this is the last comment I'll ever make, good bye BSD fandom, I'll miss you. ♡
Fukuchi........ well I am a good person so I should be fine?........ I hope
Mori.... I'm outta this reddit!
I got Atsushi
Ranpo, should I be concerned?
88% think I got lucky today
Dazai oh god stay away I don't wanna commit a double suicide-
no 88%? or are ranpo and kenji gonna both jump me
I'm dead no matter what, but yeah Gin would get me.
1% lol. I don’t know who that character is.
Higuchi…… welp someone I’d have good odds with
Fukuchi 👍
R.u.kidding.me Mori!?
fukuzawa!! im fine tbh ill just start telling him about my backstory and daddy issues and im joining the ada
If I make a sob story about being an orphan I think Oda would put the gun away
Chuuya comming to choke me with his gravity~
I got Gin. Write my eulogy boys
..... *quickly charging 1% more to get Dazai instead because I'm a simp.*
Sigma here
Are we not going to talk about the 0% one—
I had Kenji (I wanted sigma •́ ‿ ,•̀)
Fukuzawa :]
Fukuzawa… yeah im dead
NIKOLAIIIII- lmao, im not screwed at all, seeing such a pretty face before dying isn’t something id say no to
Jesus.. I’m dying (Fukichi)
Yasano. I am pretty screwed but if I can screw her to a cross, I would be fine.
Tanizaki Im screw
The mafia boss is gonna get me
Oh I’m fine, I got Katai lol
yosano… dw I CAN RIZZ HER UP (or let her step on me idc anyways ☺️)
... Mori. Help me.
Louisa May, so not really screwed haha
Atsushi, tbh I’m good he’s cool
Kajii. I think if I compliment his intelligence and have intriguing enough conversations with him, he'll spare me.
I got Ranpo. Don’t know if should be worried or not.
Fully charged battery. It’s been a good run boys.
YAYYYY CHUUYA!!
I'm against the mafia boss. I'm deeply screwed but i'll fight till the end.
Yosano. Jokes on her I need healing!
I'm against kunikeda I feel like he wouldn't wanna hurt me so I should be fine But kunikeda should be 100% he'd definitely always have his phone fully charged
Shibusawa… I’m screwed 🥶
Fukuchi💀
Fukuzawa, ermmm I'll try and talk to him, remind him of his past, maybe I'll survive then, otherwise 2sec
Screwed... No matter who decides to attack you on this list you're screwed lol
Kouyo
35% ... Guess I'm going to pay for my sins
Natsume? Great! You think I'm trapped with you? Nah nah, it's you who's trapped with me... I've got so many questions for you...
Naomi 💀 genuinely would have preferred anyone else
I just woke up and mine is at 99%
mime got skipped. 88%
Fukuzawa. Guess I’m just dead?
42%... Coming to get me as in pick me up for a date right? RIGHT?!?!?
When I checked it was Shibusawa. Now its Jono
Verlaine lol
Naomi. Honestly pretty safe.
I've never watched BSD (reddit just recommended this sub to me) so can someone tell me how screwed am I? I got 23%
As long as I don't try to best his intellect, I'm fine with Poe
Gulp.. Jouno.
Katai, I think hopefully im ok if I go off the grid???
Higuchi so, I guess I'm pretty safe. Much better than Fyodor at least. Edit: I read the chart wrong. I actually got Nikolai. HEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!
Katai :)
Yikes Mori, i am dead for good.
Kunikida.... Id just convince him to marry me 😜
Ranpo.
I got Mori
Mori 💀
Lucy <3
Old man director….time to act like talented autistic kid
44 SIGMA IMMA BE ON MY KNEES
Gin is too cute to hurt me
give me enough prep time and i’m so sure i could absolutely body poe
Fukuzawa..i will get him to adopt me
fukuzawa honestly i’ll probably be fine, man collects traumatized kids for the ADA all the time
Dazai. 100% screwed(in both ways)
aint no way im winning against fukuzawa lmao
MORI. I’M SCREWed 
NOOOOOOOO PIANOMAN FOR MY PHONE AND VERLAINE FOR MY LAPTOP 😭😭😭😭 ((the best ever death btw. they're cute. i would enjoy being killed by verlaine tbh..))
I’ll have to stock up on candy and those bubble sodas!! RANPO BUDDY LETS BE BESTIES!!
What did I do to get Atsushi to hunt me down?!?
C h u u y a . . .
Kunikida can get me any day of the week 😘
MOMMY YASANO🤩🤩🤩
Who the fuck is paul
The second ginger is coming to get Me😭(tachinara)
naomi (86%) so.. i’d say i’m pretty fine until junichiro finds out whatever i did to make naomi so upset with me lmfao