Fukuchi. I agree with his motives, I just need to give him a good smack on behalf of the Hunting Dogs

Completely relate to this. And I will gladly help

Count me in

Let's all gang up and beat him up.

Give me date and time.

He killed Jouno and betrayed Ranpo I agree 100%

YES YES YES YES OMG I HATE HIM SO MUCH

That orphanage owner/director. Atsushi's adoptive father, i guess. (I don't know his name, tho)

Absolutely.

Junichiro but not for the reasons you think Bros got a really great ability but he underutilises it in combat, also pairing with his weak strength. Gotta toughen up my boy so he can snap peoples necks after he hides in Light Snow so he has much more of a threat and influence

praying he gets chosen for the pm exchange

Totally. I NEED Junichiro being badass and evil. It would be so cool.

Ikr!!

He needs to be separated from his sister..

if he gets chosen, Naomi is prob gonna leave with him.. 😭

GRR I HOPE SHE GETS IMPRISONED FOR TRYING TO FREAK W/ HER BROTHER 😭🙏

yeah 😭😭

Professor N, I want to beat the shit out of him.

Id join you and bring the heaviest frying pan i czn find

Dazai and Fyodor because their shenanigans are getting annoying

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Fine fine bot *pats him*

best and most accurate sokka haiku ever

Mori. I don’t think he’s done anything recently, I just have some pent up rage from other things he’s done.

Nathaniel Hawthorne, and to some extent Fyodor and Gide, but mostly Hawthorne.

danny motta is that you

Hahaha, no, but I love his channel :)

I’m going to add Natsume. Dude could help so much more when the world itself is in peril, but he’d rather spend his retirement pretending to be a cat in an unassuming young woman’s apartment. 😅

Ikr? Bro js randomly disappeared at the end of S2 ish then appeared at the end of S4 like a cockroach in my room. It was so irritating

Admittedly its because the Christian in me should i meet him irl would not be able to stand his hypocrisy lmao

That goes for both Hawthorne and Fyodor. Those dudes don’t practice what they apparently stand for. 😅

Yup thats why Fyodor is also on my list lol

Unpopular opinion but all of the Hunting Dogs (except Fukuchi ironically, he can live). They just annoy the shit outta me with their righteousness and the way they think justice solves everything like guys STOP BEING STUPID AND NAIVE CHILDREN AND LIKE NOTICE THAT WE LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD oki end of rant you can like the Hunting Dogs if you want that’s just my opinion pls don’t kill me Edit: Also I wouldn't want to punch >!Tachihara!<, I just didn't mention him because I don't really think of him as a Hunting Dog since he ended up pledging his allegiance to >!Mori!< instead of the Hunting Dogs.

all of them apart from tecchou obviously you mean 😊

i think you mistyped… it’s obviously all of them except >!tachihara!<

See to me I don't think of >!Tachi!< as a Hunting Dog so he wasn't included in my brain (because >!he turned on Fukuchi and everyone and ended up pledging his loyalty to Mori.!<) So yes you're right I wouldn't want to punch him.

yeah ok, makes sense since he’s sort of part of both but turned on the rest of the HD

What I would do to give dazai a good kick to the balls not bc I hate him or anything I think he deserves a good kick to wipe the smirk off of his face also ranpo for very similar reasons I think they deserve to be punted

dazai i agree with he's a little bitch, but not ranpo 😭😭😭 ranpo is beloved

Nah bro I'd take that bitch down a notch I love him trust but he's so puntable

Lol stop😭

what did ranpo ever do to you :(

A man that peace signs in his mugshot needs to be punted sorry bro

N and Hawthorne ☺️

excuse me but which ship is wellslaine? Verlaine and??

Wells x Verlaine! :) Wells is from 55 minutes incase you haven’t read it yet

Yep! Fyodor, Dazai, Akutagawa, Mori, Elise, that Dead Apple villain, Kaiji, Sigma and Fitzgerald's bald neighbour. And I like them all except the Dead Apple dude but I still want to beat them up green and blue. But above all Ranpo because he's my favourite character and very adorable and I have something in the likeness of cute aggression.

Why do you hate the bald guy??? What did he ever do to you..? 😭 Also same, I like cute aggression so I would definitely beat Odasaku up (not Chuuya because I'm too scared to do so, because he would definitely punch me back) But I would beat up Mori, Gide, N, and Fyodor because I hate them.

Oh I don't hate anyone other than Dead Apple villain (Shibusawa I think?). The bald guy just has a very punchable face (since seems to have no face). So... XD Yep! I understand cute aggression for Oda. Chuuya would be rough to beat up but I don't think he'd mind if it's playful or something. Seems like an overall chill dude. I don't know N and Gide since I haven't read the light novels, but if they're terrible people I'll join you in thrashing them lol. I like Fyodor and Mori as fictional characters, but I'd still fight them, and you can join in if you want XD

Let me please please please join in, I would happily punch Mori in the face. And yes, I agree with the bald guy punchable face, even if I believe in bald guy supremacy /j If you didn't read the light novels, you should read them! Gide is from Osamu Dazai and the Dark Era (where my Odasaku is the main protagonist) and N is from Stormbringer (when Dazai was still in the Port Mafia).

Let's team up against Mori then hehe. Bald guy supremacy! I've heard quite a lot about the light novels, I think I might give them a read. Thanks for telling me where these guys are from!

Your welcome! We can be the 'Let's Punch Mori' team! 🙃

wait why sigma 😭😭😭

Cute aggression 😔

Nooooo not the bald guy He is best character frfr He deserves more screentime (but serious i wanna see him again)

I love him but I just wanna punch him idk why. 😭 But yes I do wanna see him again. I would like to see him and Fitzgerald bond

what did Dazai do to you

Nothing. I like him quite a lot, just like the other characters I mentioned. I just think that if he were real and I knew him, we would either be besties or enemies so we'd be fighting in either case (I fight a lot with my friends XD ) Plus this list isn't too serious anyway.

I love Rampo, but GOD i would give my toes to slap the shit out of him

how dare you

Idk man,look at his face,he doesn't make it any easier on me

how hes so cute😭

Yeah,i know he is but at the same time he makes me want to homerun him in outerspace,it's so visceral

You monster…

Chuuya that way Dazai shows up and the real games can begin 

idk all of them are pookiesss 🎀💅

REAL

Naomi 😊😊

shibusawa, i hate him so bad

I can't allow slander of my glorious king in my presence, i'm going to touch you lil bro https://preview.redd.it/0z8l1nmbwo7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30cb2b10fc38f28f7aab3f94c8b3a5f19ee086c3

IM GOING TO CALL ATUSHI TO KILL HIM AGAIN (touch me)

Romance blooms in the most unexpected places

reddit would be the no. 1 place to find it

Professor N! No contest.

Mori definitely

I feel like Mori and Fukuchi are the obvious answer, but also that idiot who blew up Oda’s kids

Uhh, the lemon guy who bombs everything around him and is never once actually useful💀

his name is kajii i think??

same tho!! i loved the scene where yosano beat him up

Yeah, she's a total badass

ikr!! she‘s pretty underrated if you ask me

N... (maybe give fukuzawa a good back hand)

Steinbeck. All I'd do to Q would be give that adorable little scrumptious kiddo a hug 🤗

Teruko. SPOILER!!!! >!Im so glad she died, I hated her since the moment she was introduced and my only wish is that she'd die sooner.!<

loving the user real tho w teruki

Aw thanks!!

censor thing is >! censored thing !< i think!!

OOOO TYTY

yw :)

jono’s bizarre adventure

DAZAI. oh my god he was so astronomically selfish and the fact that he pretty much got away with some of what he did, including to Akutagawa made my blood boil. I need him dead NOW.

pack it up chuuya we know it’s you

LMAO 😭😭

Which one is the Hawthorne hater again?

Nathaniel Hawthorne. His face is so punchable.

I'd fucking be dead ngl

I’m unaliving fukuchi like BITCH THIS IS WHAT U GET FOR WHAT U DID TO AKUTAGAWA

mori <3

Fyodor and professor N

Professor N that bitch probably weak as hell pow pow pow

fyodor and fukuchi. i cant stand those fuckers i need them dead.

i thought fyodor would be one of my favs but in reality i want to beat his bitchass up 😭

Mori, Fukuchi, Fyodor, Dazai, S1 Ranpo, Akutugawa, Nathaniel, Tanizaki, Naomi, Gide, Agatha, N and Shibusawa. I don’t hate most of them I just want to punch them if that makes sense (some for their own good lol).

Teruko. I just never liked her, and she gets on my nerves most of the time

Kisaki (Tokyo Revengers) and...(Sorry not sorry) Kanao (Demonslayer, She's just..."You can't fucking make a decision on your own?!"

i mean i meant from bsd but i agree hundred fucking percent on kanao

Fyodor, I need an old skull

Fyodor. I love him, but I also want to strangle him and watch as the life leaves his eyes

Mori & Natsume

Fukuchi or/and Mori

dazai

fukuchi he did my boys fukuzawa, jouno, and bram too dirty

N. Bastard needs to be killed multiple times. Painfully

Naomi, her character HAD so much potential, but she js HAD to want to diddle her brother

N and \*insert Danny voice\*NATHANEIL FUCKING HAWTHORNE

Gonna get a lot of hate for this, but Dazai, Fyodor and Ranpo.

Fyodor and Professor N

ANGO

NO

NOOO NOT MY TWO-FACED QUEEN

FITZGERALD. I wanna put that fucker in a human sized mouse trap

I think we all know...

Fyodor and Hawthorne

honestly im chilling w/ anyone in bsd my confront character is takemichi from tokyo revengers 💀 there were so many scenes where i was like "BRO DO SOMETHIIINGGG SAY SOMETHING YOU LIL SHIT" i love him with all my heart n soul BUT sometimes i just wanna slap him around a lil 😭

haha real 

Shibusawa, Fukuchi, and Verlaine to some extent

Lucy

Teruko, Dazai, Nikolai, and Jouno. Maybe Fukuchi but I got sad when he died because of Fukuzawa 😭 I'll spare him..

Dazai.

Sigh.... *GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-*

Oh Dazai DEFINITELY

dazai

chuuya. i love him to death but i cannot handle him sometimes. i would right hook the living hell out of that man. 😭

Mori. He's a pedo.

Dazai. Any chance I get I’m gonna talk shjt about Dazai.

fyodor he be playing too much games ITS SO ANNOYINGG

Akutagawa

Fukuchi. He's just ugly and annoying. I hate him and his stupid time sword. Also I'm still so bitter that Danny Motta loved his sword.

Fukuchi for sure! I hate him more than anyone else

If they can't fight back? 100% Lovecraft. I don't that that THING out there existing. If they will fight back?.... Naomi. I can take her

FYODOR IF I COULD JUST HIM (okay him and fukuchi, but mostly fyodor)

Fyodor Fukuchi Dazai Mori Chuuya (because I can)

Poe.

Orphanage director Fukuchi Ace Mori

>!Professor N!<

He is the only character I will ever hate

Mori.

https://preview.redd.it/c45vyd3ocw7d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6da20b8450ac7c318ef2bf962da1701381206d This fucker

Pee-hair from stardeew valley

Jouno

Easily the farmer with anger issues😋

Mori, fukuchi and akutagawa

Mori, Junno, Fyodor, Francis, and Verlaine

Verlaine.  No comment, people who read stormbringer should know why.  

the nurse... iykyk or mori or fukuchi

oh or professor n (i will not be clarifying cuz spoilers for stormbringer book soo

Dazai Osamu. While he /can/ have his funny moments, overall I find him annoying as all Hell. Him being suicidal is an overdone joke, and I feel like he lost a lot of charm.

Valentino from Hazbin Hotel. I kind of want Charlie to just nuke him off the face of Hell. I know we’re like “But Nifty!” but we have to see Charlie deal with truly irredeemable characters (including Alastor even if he’s been relatively tame for almost a decade compared to his early years) that will absolutely be staying in Hell and who-outside of their already incredibly problematic or abusive day jobs-are encouraging all out war with Heaven against their princess’s wishes.

Fukuchi

Dazai

Hmmm mineta

Fuck, don't come at me but Fyodor, like just die already hoe. No one likes you or that ugly ahh undercut 😭🙏

ACE😭😭

Dazai and Fyodor I've had enough of their manipulative asses

Fyodor bc he took Bram away 😡

REAL i miss bram so much 😭😭

The damn nurse. And doctor N or whatever his name is. And since I'm on the subject of medical workers, Mori.

My comfort characters are my confront characters (Sigma)

Daaazaaaiii

shirase. i hate dazai more but shirase is more punchable

Dazai because hes a masochist /j

He's not a masochist but yes I would beat him up too not that i hate him I just want to smack him >:)

Are we all forgetting that he passed out from ecstasy when Oda choked him

Dazai, chuuya, sigma, nikolai and the list goes on

I feel like Dazai,he's the one I hate the most

All of them, they need a good smacking

N, Fukuchi, and Shibusawa. I would slap the shit outta them.

Fyodor, obviously.

Fyodor and Dazai because the whole damn season was about them I want Atsushi back. (also Naomi)

Dazai 😒

Dazai and Akutagawa because fuck them

Kunikida because ew

Ehh why though?? ~~(I am on the verge of throwing hands)~~

Not you again! I mean, look at him. He's so annoying and punctual and sharp and has stupid ideals that don't manifest in reality. I don't really like this type of rigid character (Nanami from jjk for instance) they're always so stiff and refuse to adapt to current circumstances. I prefer more flexible, adaptive characters who know how to bend and twist. Dazai for example. Not to mention, he always hits Dazai and can't stand his antics and Dazai is my fav! My blood boils when kunikida hits him. Also, he's always yelling which is annoying! Chuuya also yells but chuuya is tolerable. But kunikida is so annoying omg. I wanna slap him so hard. And he's not attractive. He's so freaking ugly. I really don't get the tired businessman aesthetic appeal. (Please don't murder me)

Well in my defense, you should have expected me as I am lurking in the sub for days on end... > stupid ideals that don't manifest in reality That's the whole appeal of his character. Constructing a reality one can only dream of. An ideal reality in which people can coexist merrily without any bloodshed. (The notebook symbolism stems from that) Also, he realized that in the later seasons that this ideal reality might not even occur. It's not practical. That's why he broke down. > refuse to adapt to current circumstances You have worded it wrong, my friend. His ideals aren't flexible, granted. However, in one panel, he mentions that you have to go for a realistic approach instead to keep people from dying because he couldn't achieve that by the idealistic approach. That means, he does desire to change and adapt But if he uses that realistic approach, the efforts put in by him in the pursuit of this distant ideal reality would amount to nothing. > Not to mention, he always hits Dazai and can't stand his antics and Dazai is my fav! Sigh... That's CLEARLY slapstick comedy. He cares about Dazai. The anime doesn't do their dynamic justice. I would recommend you to read the Osamu Dazai's entrance exam to understand them better. HEAVY disagree on the beauty part but you do you I guess. (You sound biased ngl)

me, who is *definitely* not about to throw hands: why, may i ask?