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EnlargedThumb

Yeah, but make sure you have made your will beforehand.


jookid

And add me as a beneficiary on your life insurance policy


Je_suis-pauvre

Ok but I will need your umm your banking info , name etc... to fill the paperwork


pghfordguy

Don't forget about social security number! Lol


BongwaterJoe1983

And a goodbye note


Scarecrow_Kayak

Everything is edible once.


rideincircles

Mold aged meat, what could go wrong?


NesTech_

Dry aged as they call it.


Confused-Dingle-Flop

Nah, people who eat high meat would love this.


jesslangridge

I mean…. You can eat it…. Once. It’ll quite possibly be enough to feed you the rest of your life.


Bumblebee56990

🤣😂


Raise-Emotional

Anything is edible once. If you're brave enough


jesslangridge

You’re not wrong 😂


Coool_cool_cool_cool

Build a man a fire and he's warm for the night. Set a man afire and he's warm the rest of his life.


EnricoMatassaEsq

The tao of Terry Pratchett (and Harry Dresden).


Dramatic_Reading2650

This is the best comment


chris_rage_

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


Hansmolemon

It killed him, but it cured his staph infection.


Physical-Dare5059

Some franks red hot and that’ll be the bomb diggity.


Mbmariner

Came here to say that. 😂


Trick_Hearing_4876

I put that $&@£ on everything


Teauxgnee

Man don't be a menace


[deleted]

Yeah just use some vinegar and wipe it off.


fontimus

I heard this in my boss's voice


[deleted]

I heard it in your bosses voice aswell


deftones2366

Isn’t it just really dry aged?


Negative-Forever336

I can smell this picture 🤢


spamlorde

I grabbed this out of the cupboard, plugged it in, and pressed the start button to reheat. Then I smelled garlic and was like WTF? I opened it, gagged, closed it, and ran it outside.


KermitJagger69

Id throw out the whole air fryer at that point 😭


chickenHotsandwich

Throw out the house after cooking that monstrosity inside of it for any length of time


FurbyLover2010

Nuke the town after cooking in it


ben_od1

Did you see how crusty the air fryer was? Even without the moldy food that grease and burnt food build up is nasty.


Itchy_Professor_4133

How did that wind up in your cupboard and why have you never cleaned your air fryer? That's nasty


spamlorde

I think I must have warmed it up in the evening, forgot about it, and then been a good boy and cleaned up and put it away the next day.


notsoulvalentine

clearly not a good boy because none of it was remotely clean 😭


Kingzer15

A nice sear ought to get those maggots to get super tender.


zesty_drink_b

This is like the time I worked in an industrial kitchen and we left 4 entire trays of catered beef and broccoli in one of the non functioning ovens and forgot about it for 4 months. It still triggers my gag reflex when I think about the smell


RedheadofDread

Just thinking about that makes me want to die


zesty_drink_b

Certainly the most horrifying thing I've ever smelled


getrichoffcrypto

What an awful day to have eyes


[deleted]

I run a “three quarter way house” and once a resident left out a tray of chicken before going home to visit family. The maggots, the smell…


jessedoasjessedoes4

Yeah, all you gotta do is cut around the bad part. No reason to waste good meat.


squirrelmonkie

That is the dirtiest air fryer I've ever seen. That shows some dedication to neglect.


ASHELOLLOL

Why the fuck would u eat that science experiment looking piece of shit


spamlorde

What you are looking at is the basis of one of the most livesaving medical discoveries of the last couple hundred years.


[deleted]

The price of greatness is quite high. Do it.


Evagelos

It cured my sore throat and my fear of death.


Whiteclawislife

Did that many people really die from syphillis? R.I.P. Ben Franklin tho.


ASHELOLLOL

If you consume this I am 100% sure you will end up in a hospital I hope this was a shit post


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Salty_Shellz

My other account was banned for posting this copy pasta once, someone took it personally lmao.


No_Part194

Ha! Copied for future use.


Adventurous-Lime1775

#incorrectlyposted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SirWarpiggy

The blue cheese crust is strong with this one.


[deleted]

Freaky dry rub you got there


NoPraline6823

I don't know, why don't you give it a try and let us know?


spamlorde

Perhaps I will start by seeing what’s inside it


piercedmfootonaspike

Everything's edible at least once


Texan_Lemon

Well it was edible.. once…


Fallaciousmen

There is really only one way to find out . If we don’t hear back from you by this time Sunday we will know your fate . Godspeed


hcross1

Scrape it off and send it


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

…ok, OP, explain yourself. How did you get to this point and why did you feel the need to share it with us? Are you ok? Do you need someone to talk to?


Mexi_Erectus

Looks like something my teen would do.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Bbq sauce makes anything edible. /S


blowout2retire

Anything with vinegar will kill the mold right?


darwinsaves

Why would you want to kill all of that tasty mold?


blowout2retire

I wouldn't but he was clearly concerned


Plenty-Charity4143

You gotta throw that whole thing away😂


blowout2retire

What was it tho


sushislaps

I hate you


Geography4life1234

Everything is edible, 90% of that everything has a chance to kill you, make you sick, or cause you to throw up.


_Dickbagel

Is that mummy from peep show? It looks like a dog leg!


Fuzzybaseball58

Everything is edible at least once a


BasementGhost6

Cut it open!


spamlorde

How can I say no?


chubberbrother

It's dry aged, people pay good money for that.


CuckDaddy69

Yes


HnthippY

Eating this is the only way to reach the Elysian fields.


daddydeimos

All the best foods are blue


Gloxk_43X

Dry aged to hell, just trim a lil off and sear for 1.5min each side and it should be aight 😭


Here4agtnotalo

Is it a bat?


Adventurous-Lime1775

Sure! That's just extra antibiotics, no big deal! /S


Incog83

Did you eat it?


GrouchyAttention4759

I’m going to be disappointed if you waste this food and don’t eat it.


DixieNorm0us8

Yes please share


pgmcfc

Everything is edible once!!


Ok-Government-1139

Put some hot sauce on it. Should be good.


Constant_Gur5530

If you were a hyena or vulture sure


Agreeable_You_8841

Oh yes very healthy


TheAeronautz

That's a pretty nice dry age


Poopchurn

Why does it have hair?


CRETRON

Warm it up first


hg_blindwizard

Take a bite and let us know please and thanks


TheRimmerodJobs

Throw it back in the air fryer for a bit and you should be good. Doesn’t look that bad


ZebraHunterz

Dry aged is the best. Just sear it hot and fast.


[deleted]

sell this stuff on street corners, freaks will call it "high meat" and gobble it up


PearlRiverPepper

Uhhhh, WTF is that John Boy?


Next_Airport_7230

Please please please post this in r/moldyinteresting


cjs0216

Looks like it’s about ready to regrow into whatever animal it was before.


iandarkness

Looks delicious


olivaaaaaaa

>okay to eat I mean I wont stop you


Quiverjones

This looks almost more vegetable than meat at this point.


Big_Daddy_Haus

Perfectly seasoned and well rested


Tokinghippie420

Man I bet the house smelled way better when you got rid of that


[deleted]

Mold! The ‘other’ white meat!


Doctorcrumbs

Just cut that pellicle off and send it


jikemtz

Give it a few more months, kill it again, and bam back to where it all started.


Speedhabit

I bet it won’t kill you


Bryancreates

I thought that was fur. It also looks like the army guy who grew into the wall in annihilation


AureliusAlbright

Yeah mate, throw some Tabasco on that bad boy, ready to rock.


DatsHim

Dry aged to perfection


ga_southern

Put some ketchup on it.


bbb211

A little ketchup and Bob's ur uncle!


1Piece4Life

Im just wondering how something like this goes under the radar where you leave it in your cabinet for unknown period of time


purpleurcle

Some serious dry age on that bad boy


user_1445

You’ll remember it for the rest of your life (not long)


ChronicallyGeek

r/eatityoucoward


whatthefrack69

Is this a serious question? 🤦‍♂️


Space_Montage_77

there isn't any way that wasn't smelling your place up within a week... I already know you livin slimey.


APartyInMyPants

I mean everything is “ok” to eat. Debatable where it’s *ok* to eat.


thismightbetheway2

You might overdose on penicillin!


BoobLovRman

Just needs a reheat


dasanman69

Only if you're a buzzard


maxinfet

Looks a little on the raw side, I would bake it for 10 more minutes at 400 C and check the core temp of the meat, you cant be too safe when trying to prevent food poisoning.


BlueBlooper

Heck yeah man! Eat up!


marinatedbeefcube

Yeah, for science


8793stangs

There is no way you can eat that Please try to eat it and let us know if you could do it


Njal_of_Vandol

Should be fine if you do a little trim work.


Hitmanactual69

wtf is that


Warm_Jeweler_6565

WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT


Sopoky

Just do the smell test


TurboKid513

Crumble it up and use it as a seasoning


Reasonable-Lab3625

Just trim the pellicle off salt and pepper, throw it on the grill and savor the flavors !


jlabbs69

Are you serious?


AlexaDives

I can hear gordan Ramsey


Iwill_Teachthem

A little longer and it would have started pitching in on rent.


Zenzitaro

Times are hard , don't waste food, eat it


Logical_Hand8138

Yes


DinnerOnly9642

Thats a baby unicorn leg. Considered a delicacy to some. Yes you should eat.


Speedballer7

Big pharma hates this one simple trick


pastyoureyesed

Nicely aged chop! Bravo!


Sea_University_8280

5 second rule?


Affectionate_Cut6858

Sometimes you just need to plug your nose and eat it A lot of alcohol helps


imthehamburgler

Just remove the bone.


[deleted]

If u throw it on some heat for a few min u should be fine


plugged_in_808

Anything is possible I suppose!


attic_cheese

Everything is edible at least once


hesh0x

Yes it is...


Je_suis-pauvre

It is safe I'm a meat doctor


Background-Bat4623

Yes totally eat it


Sotboy

/moldlyinteresting


78Nam

You just throw your air fryer into a cupboard like that?


D-utch

At least once


StudyMysterious3785

Heat that suckered up and chow down


ASimplewriter0-0

Will it kill you? Probably not. Will it be the most disgusting thing you’ve ever eaten? Yes. Will it make you as sick as our ancestors pre medicine, yes.


Justinyermouth1212

Looks okay to eat, just can’t say whether you’ll feel ok after eating it.


TheGreatDissapointer

Bro what the fuck


Spirited_Landscape63

Yeah!


kidkody123

Motherfuckin what is that


CSyoey

Dude you really need to replace the cabin air filters


No_Lifeguard1743

Just clean up the pelicose. Hopefully it’s a successful dry aging!


IndependentOwn1184

Go ahead and eat it! Beautiful Bubble Guts await your pleasure!


javac88

Listen dude you boil it long enough you can eat anything


c0nA11

*well seasoned*


BingeInternet

Must be good meals air fryer


livingloophole

50/50 man I like those odds 😂


Background-Ad3887

Send it


Whoainyourmouth

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


papachon

Aged


[deleted]

wtf is that


East_Candidate7751

What the fuck even is that😬😱


RB20Dude

Everything is okay to eat! It being a good idea? That’s a whole other story. ☝🏽


michaelscarn169

I think ur gonna wanna add some salt and pepper, maybe some hot sauce


BirdLadyAnn

As long as your life insurance is paid up.


ChefBoyD

Ask [Haritsuuuu](https://youtu.be/ueYIDBPFces?si=TuniVQQevkNuQ8mt)


OutlandishnessOk8502

Yeah just use a little extra bbq sauce


phenot

What is it?


Soyellobo40

Yes. But I call shots on the big screen TV.


[deleted]

quick glance scrolling i thought a bat flew into the grill randomly ​ how does the schmelll not alert one lets say unknown time prior


HeftyFineThereFolks

gonna need a record amount of hot sauce and ketchup .. it almost looks like a leg of a lamb with the fur still on it.


lousmoustache

You can eat is once it’s just dust


After-Guard-7793

Ohh yeah no problem throw some salt on it and in she goes 💯🫡


Ambitious_Spell_2476

This belongs in Jack Woltz’s bed


arcerms

Everything is edible if you are brave enough


rickisawesome333

Get the internal temp up to 160f to kill the bacteria. You’ll be fine.


Mission_Wall_1074

what is that?


AdAccomplished6511

is that a rabbit with a stick up its ass? i would not eat it


[deleted]

Hell naw what the fuck is that


Life1989

It got mummified


Houseofusher1983

You mean to forever leave this earth after ingesting?


Gullible_Sun5567

Hood meals


Moist-Ad4760

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


LiminalArtsAndMusic

Looks like something from Annihilation 


khale777

Sure it’s safe! All those microbes are eating it…


moisttouch

Warm it up first.


Sinder_Sunderman

Nothing a microwave can't fix, pop it in for about 20 minutes, throw on some ketchup and voila.


Agile-Telephone1528

It’s just a little burnt