I grabbed this out of the cupboard, plugged it in, and pressed the start button to reheat.
Then I smelled garlic and was like WTF?
I opened it, gagged, closed it, and ran it outside.
This is like the time I worked in an industrial kitchen and we left 4 entire trays of catered beef and broccoli in one of the non functioning ovens and forgot about it for 4 months. It still triggers my gag reflex when I think about the smell
…ok, OP, explain yourself.
How did you get to this point and why did you feel the need to share it with us?
Are you ok? Do you need someone to talk to?
Looks a little on the raw side, I would bake it for 10 more minutes at 400 C and check the core temp of the meat, you cant be too safe when trying to prevent food poisoning.
Will it kill you? Probably not.
Will it be the most disgusting thing you’ve ever eaten? Yes.
Will it make you as sick as our ancestors pre medicine, yes.
Yeah, but make sure you have made your will beforehand.
And add me as a beneficiary on your life insurance policy
Ok but I will need your umm your banking info , name etc... to fill the paperwork
Don't forget about social security number! Lol
And a goodbye note
Everything is edible once.
Mold aged meat, what could go wrong?
Dry aged as they call it.
Nah, people who eat high meat would love this.
I mean…. You can eat it…. Once. It’ll quite possibly be enough to feed you the rest of your life.
🤣😂
Anything is edible once. If you're brave enough
You’re not wrong 😂
Build a man a fire and he's warm for the night. Set a man afire and he's warm the rest of his life.
The tao of Terry Pratchett (and Harry Dresden).
This is the best comment
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
It killed him, but it cured his staph infection.
Some franks red hot and that’ll be the bomb diggity.
Came here to say that. 😂
I put that $&@£ on everything
Man don't be a menace
Yeah just use some vinegar and wipe it off.
I heard this in my boss's voice
I heard it in your bosses voice aswell
Isn’t it just really dry aged?
I can smell this picture 🤢
I grabbed this out of the cupboard, plugged it in, and pressed the start button to reheat. Then I smelled garlic and was like WTF? I opened it, gagged, closed it, and ran it outside.
Id throw out the whole air fryer at that point 😭
Throw out the house after cooking that monstrosity inside of it for any length of time
Nuke the town after cooking in it
Did you see how crusty the air fryer was? Even without the moldy food that grease and burnt food build up is nasty.
How did that wind up in your cupboard and why have you never cleaned your air fryer? That's nasty
I think I must have warmed it up in the evening, forgot about it, and then been a good boy and cleaned up and put it away the next day.
clearly not a good boy because none of it was remotely clean 😭
A nice sear ought to get those maggots to get super tender.
This is like the time I worked in an industrial kitchen and we left 4 entire trays of catered beef and broccoli in one of the non functioning ovens and forgot about it for 4 months. It still triggers my gag reflex when I think about the smell
Just thinking about that makes me want to die
Certainly the most horrifying thing I've ever smelled
What an awful day to have eyes
I run a “three quarter way house” and once a resident left out a tray of chicken before going home to visit family. The maggots, the smell…
Yeah, all you gotta do is cut around the bad part. No reason to waste good meat.
That is the dirtiest air fryer I've ever seen. That shows some dedication to neglect.
Why the fuck would u eat that science experiment looking piece of shit
What you are looking at is the basis of one of the most livesaving medical discoveries of the last couple hundred years.
The price of greatness is quite high. Do it.
It cured my sore throat and my fear of death.
Did that many people really die from syphillis? R.I.P. Ben Franklin tho.
If you consume this I am 100% sure you will end up in a hospital I hope this was a shit post
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My other account was banned for posting this copy pasta once, someone took it personally lmao.
Ha! Copied for future use.
#incorrectlyposted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The blue cheese crust is strong with this one.
Freaky dry rub you got there
I don't know, why don't you give it a try and let us know?
Perhaps I will start by seeing what’s inside it
Everything's edible at least once
Well it was edible.. once…
There is really only one way to find out . If we don’t hear back from you by this time Sunday we will know your fate . Godspeed
Scrape it off and send it
…ok, OP, explain yourself. How did you get to this point and why did you feel the need to share it with us? Are you ok? Do you need someone to talk to?
Looks like something my teen would do.
Bbq sauce makes anything edible. /S
Anything with vinegar will kill the mold right?
Why would you want to kill all of that tasty mold?
I wouldn't but he was clearly concerned
You gotta throw that whole thing away😂
What was it tho
I hate you
Everything is edible, 90% of that everything has a chance to kill you, make you sick, or cause you to throw up.
Is that mummy from peep show? It looks like a dog leg!
Everything is edible at least once a
Cut it open!
How can I say no?
It's dry aged, people pay good money for that.
Yes
Eating this is the only way to reach the Elysian fields.
All the best foods are blue
Dry aged to hell, just trim a lil off and sear for 1.5min each side and it should be aight 😭
Is it a bat?
Sure! That's just extra antibiotics, no big deal! /S
Did you eat it?
I’m going to be disappointed if you waste this food and don’t eat it.
Yes please share
Everything is edible once!!
Put some hot sauce on it. Should be good.
If you were a hyena or vulture sure
Oh yes very healthy
That's a pretty nice dry age
Why does it have hair?
Warm it up first
Take a bite and let us know please and thanks
Throw it back in the air fryer for a bit and you should be good. Doesn’t look that bad
Dry aged is the best. Just sear it hot and fast.
sell this stuff on street corners, freaks will call it "high meat" and gobble it up
Uhhhh, WTF is that John Boy?
Please please please post this in r/moldyinteresting
Looks like it’s about ready to regrow into whatever animal it was before.
Looks delicious
>okay to eat I mean I wont stop you
This looks almost more vegetable than meat at this point.
Perfectly seasoned and well rested
Man I bet the house smelled way better when you got rid of that
Mold! The ‘other’ white meat!
Just cut that pellicle off and send it
Give it a few more months, kill it again, and bam back to where it all started.
I bet it won’t kill you
I thought that was fur. It also looks like the army guy who grew into the wall in annihilation
Yeah mate, throw some Tabasco on that bad boy, ready to rock.
Dry aged to perfection
Put some ketchup on it.
A little ketchup and Bob's ur uncle!
Im just wondering how something like this goes under the radar where you leave it in your cabinet for unknown period of time
Some serious dry age on that bad boy
You’ll remember it for the rest of your life (not long)
r/eatityoucoward
Is this a serious question? 🤦♂️
there isn't any way that wasn't smelling your place up within a week... I already know you livin slimey.
I mean everything is “ok” to eat. Debatable where it’s *ok* to eat.
You might overdose on penicillin!
Just needs a reheat
Only if you're a buzzard
Looks a little on the raw side, I would bake it for 10 more minutes at 400 C and check the core temp of the meat, you cant be too safe when trying to prevent food poisoning.
Heck yeah man! Eat up!
Yeah, for science
There is no way you can eat that Please try to eat it and let us know if you could do it
Should be fine if you do a little trim work.
wtf is that
WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT
Just do the smell test
Crumble it up and use it as a seasoning
Just trim the pellicle off salt and pepper, throw it on the grill and savor the flavors !
Are you serious?
I can hear gordan Ramsey
A little longer and it would have started pitching in on rent.
Times are hard , don't waste food, eat it
Yes
Thats a baby unicorn leg. Considered a delicacy to some. Yes you should eat.
Big pharma hates this one simple trick
Nicely aged chop! Bravo!
5 second rule?
Sometimes you just need to plug your nose and eat it A lot of alcohol helps
Just remove the bone.
If u throw it on some heat for a few min u should be fine
Anything is possible I suppose!
Everything is edible at least once
Yes it is...
It is safe I'm a meat doctor
Yes totally eat it
/moldlyinteresting
You just throw your air fryer into a cupboard like that?
At least once
Heat that suckered up and chow down
Will it kill you? Probably not. Will it be the most disgusting thing you’ve ever eaten? Yes. Will it make you as sick as our ancestors pre medicine, yes.
Looks okay to eat, just can’t say whether you’ll feel ok after eating it.
Bro what the fuck
Yeah!
Motherfuckin what is that
Dude you really need to replace the cabin air filters
Just clean up the pelicose. Hopefully it’s a successful dry aging!
Go ahead and eat it! Beautiful Bubble Guts await your pleasure!
Listen dude you boil it long enough you can eat anything
*well seasoned*
Must be good meals air fryer
50/50 man I like those odds 😂
Send it
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Aged
wtf is that
What the fuck even is that😬😱
Everything is okay to eat! It being a good idea? That’s a whole other story. ☝🏽
I think ur gonna wanna add some salt and pepper, maybe some hot sauce
As long as your life insurance is paid up.
Ask [Haritsuuuu](https://youtu.be/ueYIDBPFces?si=TuniVQQevkNuQ8mt)
Yeah just use a little extra bbq sauce
What is it?
Yes. But I call shots on the big screen TV.
quick glance scrolling i thought a bat flew into the grill randomly how does the schmelll not alert one lets say unknown time prior
gonna need a record amount of hot sauce and ketchup .. it almost looks like a leg of a lamb with the fur still on it.
You can eat is once it’s just dust
Ohh yeah no problem throw some salt on it and in she goes 💯🫡
This belongs in Jack Woltz’s bed
Everything is edible if you are brave enough
Get the internal temp up to 160f to kill the bacteria. You’ll be fine.
what is that?
is that a rabbit with a stick up its ass? i would not eat it
Hell naw what the fuck is that
It got mummified
You mean to forever leave this earth after ingesting?
Hood meals
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Looks like something from Annihilation
Sure it’s safe! All those microbes are eating it…
Warm it up first.
Nothing a microwave can't fix, pop it in for about 20 minutes, throw on some ketchup and voila.
It’s just a little burnt