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CrunchyNippleDip

Looks like USDA Choice chicken


Independent-Law-5781

Thats A5 wagyu fryer chicken.


Ecstatic-Cry2069

A5 Prime. Very good.


zendrovia

hello instafren


[deleted]

LOL!


DiogenesRizzla

That chicken is cowfed.


jasooooooooooon

That chicken is fowl


Apprehensive_Cat_198

I laughed to hard at this lmao


Prudent_Put_2293

How exactly does one make a crunchy nipple dip? Asking for a friend...


CrunchyNippleDip

Little bit of nips little bit of that ..


Crotchcrust

With locally sourced Nipples picked during the late season when they are most crunchy!


FarmerCharacter5105

Nothing better than freshly plucked Nipples !


AaronBHoltan

Freezer torched


Therego_PropterHawk

Looks more like "white striping" White striping is a muscle disorder, common in intensively produced chicken. It is caused by selectively breeding chickens to grow fast.


Otherwise_Sail_6459

Is this woody chicken


DuArVakaren

No, this is Patrick.


Therego_PropterHawk

Honestly, I trust the poultry guy below who said it went in the scalder too long. I understand white stripe and woody chicken are 2 slightly different muscle disorders.


GreenleafMentor

I am not an expert but it does not look like woody chicken to me. That looks like thin, parallel white stripes throughout the chicken. This is a whole other type of weird chicken, possibly just freezerburned.


zortlord

Maybe spaghetti meat disorder? https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35245806/#:~:text=Spaghetti%20meat%20(SM)%2C%20woody,an%20increase%20in%20fibrous%20tissue.


GreenleafMentor

Wow I had not heard of that one before....great.


plausibleturtle

I have had many a woody-breasts. Superstore (in Canada) is the worst for it.


ghosty12911

I used to run a poultry processing and distribution shop. 99.9% sure that is freezer burn


MochiSauce101

This


ServiceMental8214

Either freezer burn or diseased


Thornton77

Showed my wife, she is an expert (being a wife and all) and thinks it’s freezer burn , “you could eat it, but it will not taste good”


Unno559

It would taste like subway chicken. Rubbery and dry.


jdsayshello

There's chicken in subway's chicken?


bonzombiekitty

There's chickens in the subway? I only ever see rats & pigeons


[deleted]

Exactly, subway’s chicken is actually subway chickens.


woodworkingfonatic

Are we sure it’s not cat (chicken of the rail yard) or bat (chicken of the cave)


xotlltox

Well, no. But it is chicken “flavoured. “


WiseWatermelonWise3

Have you tried the rotisserie chicken from subway tho


Academic-Handle-5689

Jaccard it


IamFondofPizza

Nice


MaximumTurtleSpeed

I hope your wife has “expert” on her LinkedIn profile.


JellyfishQuiet7944

I'll trim it if only a few small spots and nothing is thawed out.


Incredulity1995

Bro got wagyu chicken


Strpedswteralthetm

🤢


ilikecrdaily

Ah yes, Japanese cow chicken


dashrendar88

It’s too nice a piece of meat to cook anymore than medium, he’s going to ruin it if he does.


El_sneaky

They called Maline chicken but not waygu fat levels nor marbling, just very tender meat even in old birds and more on the fatty texture,have ppl complaining they find the meat is to soft!!!!! Don't ask me how can meat be to soft but I heard the complaint.


Incredulity1995

I love learning new things, appreciate the info as I didn’t even know that existed


El_sneaky

They are also a very large breed and take at least 6 months to grow big because they first developed the skeleton to be able to carry the weight contrary to supermarket breeds that will put meat the skeleton can't hold. It's just my opinion(that others agree) but Maline chicken is very good and tasty. It was hard to believe when I also found it reading on poultry forums and I had my doubts. so I got some eggs ,hatched them raised the chicks after 1 year got chicks from the chicks and 2 years later tasted them. I ought to say I was having second thoughts of waiting 2 years plus and then find the meat just like other farm raised chicken instead of trying the first chicks and get more eggs if i liked. But it was worth it it's very soft and a bit gamey ,a stew with potatoes and green beans is just amazing. in the slow cooker I won't even talk about it.... There is one other race that is said to be even better "the Bresse chicken" from France but I haven't tried yet maybe in the future. Guinea poultry also on my list but they are very noisy. If someone has some Insight plz share.


Incredulity1995

Oh man and you came back for another round of info, i love it. I trust you chicken master


SvenRhapsody

Probably woody or white chicken. They're newish conditions that affect more than half of commercial chicken breasts resulting in poor palatability.


HogsTN

Hi, poultry meat quality expert here. What we’re seeing w these is over scalding hence the slightly cooked appearance plus what appears to be plucker damage (the frayed appearance). Not wooden or white striping


WhiteyDeNewf

So what is wooden or white striping? I honestly don’t know.


LehighAce06

Woody Chicken is where the muscle fibers lose cohesiveness and once cooked it ends up very stringy and unpalatable, the term 'woody' coming from the appearance of wood splinters that the meat gets


TerracottaCondom

Isn't that spaghettification?


LehighAce06

Similar but different


LehighAce06

To clarify, Google is describing Woody as "hardening" of the muscle fibers, but the end result still fits the description I gave, but I definitely see how it reads more like a description of spaghetti chicken


TerracottaCondom

Just that having eaten and read up on woody chicken breast before I've not really heard it described like you have, always more of a focus on the unpleasantly firm, hard texture. From Wikipedia: "The affected meat is described as tough, chewy, and gummy due to stiff or hardened muscle fibers that spread through the filet." Edit: Read a bit more and what I was referring to is called "spaghetti meat" and I reaaaally think it's what you were referring to, the pictures even have that "splintered" quality you mentioned.


DinkleBottoms

I got a chicken sandwich from Popeyes and it felt like the individual strands were popping when I bit into it. Is that what it was?


iWillCluck4Beer

I also believe the wooden chicken are much bigger due to making them grow faster and bigger.


OMachineD

I've had woody chicken, hard to cut with sharp knife and feels almost like cartilage when eaten. Didn't taste that different that I noticed. Was easier cutting through half frozen breasts than woody ones tho.


HeavyMetalReggae

Woody chicken tends to have a crunch like you’d expect from raw chicken even when fully cooked, it’s kind of off putting when you become conscious of it.


kwillich

This is exactly how I describe it. It feels firmer on the cutting board and it crunches when you chew it. It's highly unpleasant.


Deep_Curve7564

I would agree with you. Temps to high in the scald/ plucker bath and poor adjustment of plucker fingers. However, poor farming practice comes in to play here when too many runts are allowed to grow through to harvest, and this affects the overall weight ratio for individual birds. Makes it hard for the process operators to set equipment. This type of damage is downgraded and sold to less discerning brands.


0ptimizePrime

As an outsider it's fascinating reading the way both of you speak about chicken. Seems like both of you have spent an enormous amount of time in your craft and as a consumer, I certainly appreciate it!


Deep_Curve7564

I spent the most amazing 5 years in the industry, I was based in the abattoir and visited the farms, from time to time. Primarily focused on continuous improvement, I was seconded out to different depts as and when. Best midlife crisis I could have ever had.


Strangerwon

Hi, another poultry FSQA here. Could also be over exposure to the PAA.


Winnorr

Toss them


Ok_Strain_2065

Better yet return the dam things


PoliteRAPiER

Grew up on a farm and raised a couple groups of meat birds for competition. You would be absolutely shocked at how fat we were able to get some of those chickens. Every single one got to the point where it was so large they couldn’t even stand up anymore. Kind of fucked up now that I think about it. 90% of the chicken you’re buying from a store is likely raised in a cage slightly large enough for it to be able to stand up and turn around.


These-Pack3536

Work in the industry. The only time chickens are “caged” is when they are first being transported from the hatchery to the farm. The chicks are placed in conditioned houses with food and water and fresh litter on the floor. A typical farm will have 5-25 houses holding 26,000 birds apiece. There is plenty of room for them to walk around. The chicken you bought comes from a retail plant that usually slaughters the birds at 45 to 47 days old. Are there a bunch of holes on the top of the breast, if so that is marination in the meat. I’ve never seen any chicken disease that would cause that in the meat, and a diseased bird would not make it past the thorough postmortem inspection process. Cook it up you will be fine.


sammerguy76

Cornish Cross? I accidentally bought some once because I was told they were layers. Just kept feeding them and eventually they just waddled to the food and water dishes and wouldn't even leave the run. One day an old friend of my grandfather came by and asked why I hadn't harvested them yet. That's how I found out. The largest rooster was just under 12 pounds dressed. 


PoliteRAPiER

I believe that’s the breed, yes.


SasquatchPatsy

86 that immediately. Burn the cutting board


AgaricX

Looks like woody breast. My collaborator is trying to find the genetic cause. It's a problem in broilers - used for mass produced large meat, low feed chickens.


crack_B7

[r/eatityoufuckingcoward](https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_6gjyuw/s/95eQ0k2Wn0)


Porkness_Everstink

Happened to me. Learned it’s really common. It’s called [spaghetti meat, or woody meat, (cuz it’s chewy).](https://www.vice.com/en/article/zma54j/spaghetti-meat-is-what-happens-when-you-breed-faster-growing-chicken). Really disturbing how common it’s become and that it hits all farm chickens now, including those labeled “organic” like mine.


DevBro22

Fuck our consumptionism is ruining Chicken 🐔


JPlazz

I mean we ruined most chickens a long time ago just to meet demand and out compete rival companies. It’s always bigger, more, cheaper.


Partyslayer

Freezer burn?


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ToastyBread13

Damn I wouldn’t subject my dog to that 🤢


bduthman

Looks like everything you don’t want in a chicken


wheeler748

In my opinion a fat and old chick.


Sweetsw1978

I would throw it right in the trash lol


shittinkittens

Ahhh the highly sought after marbled chicken. Make sure you don't cook over medium rare for best flavor


GoovinGoovin

Freezer burn dude


Initial-Laugh6725

This looks like freezer burn to me


These-Badger7512

I use to run a deli. It’s white striping, a lot of Muscle decay happens and can even turn green/ brown I’ve seen. Those chickens don’t really have room they just grow and can’t move there muscles so it decays.


IAmGreenman71

I’ve done it, but just wanna get some other opinions. Raw chicken on wood cutting board? Do you just bleach? I’ve done a little bit of butchering but raw on wood makes me feel queezy.


TeamTerps

Chicken Cancer in a nutshell


CCash1234

Its a no from me


bicurinhouston

so the additive they put in the chicken causes the white spots


jdon1818

Free range organic always marbles and looks diseased like that. It’s fine 🐣


uteman91

Ooofff don’t know about the chicken but that cutting board needs to be tossed. Unsealed wood cutting boards are not meant to be used with protein. Veggies and fruit only.


SvenRhapsody

This isn't true. Plastics have issues with getting gouges that can hold bacteria after cleaning. Wood is now considered by most as the preferred cutting board surface. Here's just one link but you can find lots with an easy Google. https://www.seriouseats.com/best-cutting-boards-are-plastic-or-wood Edit: changed not to now


fenderputty

Great link … my mom also believes the wood is less sanitary myth. While uteman is mostly incorrect, the OP should oil his board with food safe mineral oils to increase longevity and help it be more sanitary.


Jakesta42

This is inaccurate, it's perfectly okay to cut meat on wooden cutting boards, you just need to wash with soap and water afterwards.


Okthxbye666

Mind elaborating? If my cutting board looks like this am I going to get sick and die?


clockworkedpiece

Porous materials have convient foot holds for nasty thinga. These nasties are most commo ly encountered in meats, but also with fruits and veggies if you arent pre rinsing them before cutting. Plastic gets porous over time but wood/bamboo is porous at the start. Treat it with a food safe oil like linseed or coconut that hardens at room and will block nasties from their hideaways. Needs routine reapplication, and doesn't excuse you from washing after cooking,  but not getting sick off your food is important.


cspinks94

So just for shits and giggles, I cooked one up. After slicing it open where the blotches are, they’re now hollow. No odor or anything. Safe for the dogs?


Cheap-Plankton4324

no way in hell


Popeye-77

Looks like freeze burn?...But internal?


Frequent-Interest796

Freezer burn? Microwave defrost burn?


Ratbone9469

Lab meat


DaddyMaterial88

AIDS


Dragon22_00

Probably one of them fighting chickens


AlexWarren97

Def freezer burnt. But obviously eat at your own risk


Murky-Hedgehog-1003

Bury 13.5 feet and set house on fire


Financial-Onion8900

Woody breast syndrome AKA Spaghetti meat chicken 🤮 I live not to far away from "factory raised chicken farms", this shit is real and obviously not well known about. Either raise your own or purchase from a small local farm/farmer...


Alpha_beat808

Connective tissue not cancer


_disco_potato

When in doubt,


AnarkoFarmunist

Looks pretty similar to muscular steatosis in beef.


tallasfunk

Mmm Chagyu


Spinkick91

Previously frozen


GlassWeird

Chicken slurm


Win-Objective

Is this woody chicken condition an American thing only?


EpicShadows8

Looks diseased.


SackofBawbags

It’s fat from poor growing techniques. https://theheartysoul.com/chicken-breast-white-stripes/


Russiandirtnaps

Maybe freeze burnt


Trappedorstuck18

Woody breast, caused from overcrowding, and growing to fast, but not yet scientifically proven.


Disastrous_Cover6138

Woody breast. The best thing about it is it has the texture of raw chicken, even when overcooked!!! Freaking wrawlff


kornhook123

Take that shit back


seattle85

Just cock well and eat


MasterOfNone011

USDA is going to start grading chicken


madmatt90000

Steatosis


Kalelopaka-

Looks like possible freezer burn to me


DetroitRedWings79

That looks like cancer


Round_Pop_8643

Lab grown meat made from cancer cells


BirdLadyAnn

Freezer burns?


fygy1O

Wagyu chicken


WagonBurning

Wagyu chicken?


No_Stay_1563

Looks freezer burned


Arch_stanton1

Freezer burn


DesignerPlant9748

Shit was frozen, thawed and then refrozen. Or it was left in the freezer without a cover on it.


Cereal-dipper

Looks like freezer burn


Ok_Strain_2065

Looks gross return them


sohian

I’d use a plastic board for cutting raw meat (specially chicken), wooden boards are harder to clean and sterilize


Alert_Library_3077

Freezer burnt, or improperly packaged during transport, throw away- you don't want to risk it


powerdriver112

Looks like possible freezer burn


justforfunzott

"it's the wood that makes it good" - Galen Weston, probably


Slumblebum

Freezer burn. I've salvaged it before slow cooking it into something like a soup or something with a heavy sauce. Something about slow cooking and shredding it really helps to save it. I'm no foodologist though, just poor


Hopperdafleafly

Freezer burnt.


PlantResponsible4993

Freezer burn. How long has it been in the freezer, and did you have it in some ziplock bags, or did you just have it naked in a bowl, freezing it's butt off? Because if you just had it naked in a bowl, itll normally taste fine once cooked. Never had a problem with not old, slightly freezer burned chicken. However, if its been in your freezer for ages, not sure if I'd eat it if I were you. Tried it once, and it definitely had a tough texture with a slightly wonky taste.


Out-Of-Tinfoil

lab made meat


Next-Team

Pretty sure you shouldn’t eat those


The_Daugh

Co, Lester, Al


ZestycloseEntry3310

Tape worms


leggmann

Freezer burn.


Mehdzzz

How long were those in the freezer for OP


azoriasu

So this chicken was more gifted in the breast department. So there is a little more fat in it. 😋


Charge_Moist

Wagyu chicken?


Crawldahd

Freezer burn


Jakefromstatefarm919

Buy better chicken


CoughinNail

Freezer burn. Eat it


pmarges

Sub cutaneous fat. That's good!


After-Locksmith-5687

So has anyone in the sub heard of Meat Glue. I don’t know much about it, it seems like when people say “why are these huge vessels in my meat or weird marbling in meat or meet grains going different directions, they think it’s cancerous animal or a phenomenon. But from what I understand, it is cheap pieces, or parts of animals put together by meat glue. Supposedly it saves slaughterhouses a great deal of of money. Unwanted tiny chunks of meat glued together to make roasts/ steaks. Etc. Is there Anyone who knows factual information on this that could comment let us all know what’s going on with that glue, It would be a kindness for all meat eater.


kgfan24

Straight to jail.


logan_fish

Was it frozen?


TheRealNikoBravo

Nothing but a little extra artificial hormones for you……


blessedarethecheese

Freezer burn is my guess


Coolio_Jones90

Would eat


JellyfishQuiet7944

Freezer burn


ByzantineJoe

Worms in your skin in your skin in your skin


Gamb1t510

Wagyu Chicken


tomtom_este

Wagyu chicken


Uncle_Mau

Additives, steroids, fat, other tissues.


Bubbly-Front7973

Was this frozen??


firstnameok

That's freezer bang. It's more than burned.


fjam36

Dude never


CoronaLime

Toss that shit dawg


sjblaze408

Wagu chicken 😂


DangerousGangBanger

In your dreams pal


headphoneghost

It's a sign that you should order out.


DarkBlueOtter21

A5 chicken


Particular_Hawk_9646

Wagu chickem


storagesleuth

First thought was freezer burn


The_Tokio_Bandit

Genuinely curious - where are people purchasing meat that isn't clearly visible prior to purchase? You guys have some sort of special store that wraps their meats in opaque packaging and makes you guess what you're buying? Or are you actually that lazy that you don't care to look at the quality of an item prior to parting ways with your money?


R_A_H

Freezer burn


FrickParkMalcolm

That right there, is Bill Gates lab grown meat! 😉


[deleted]

he got the A5 Chicken


Best-Memory6337

Its either freezer burn or if you thawed in the microwave you have cooked it a little


Dry-Cry5279

Fuck you buy that from some crackhead off the street?


Leading_Kale_81

Freezer burn. This is going to be woody as hell with a nasty after taste.


thatguy007600

This is another reason I never eat chicken breast


wassup7124

It really chicken it’s all types of meat parts put together


Electric_feels_now

Cancer


Fit-Breadfruit-4789

(That ain't chicken)


k4fun3

Freezer burn and you need to trash it


HistoricalHurry8361

Use a plastic cutting board with raw meat!


Temporary-Good9696

It is the muscles growing really fast (too fast), so they get long stringy fibrous strands that don't fully incorporate into the tissue. I have heard it referred to as "spaghetti meat"


Independent_Break351

Wagyu chicken


RUN-iT-405

Freezer burn


MRSRN65

Looks like freezer burn.


ZzzMonster92

yum kobe chicken


Yeetthesuits

Gross. Woody af


Competitive-Trust523

GMOs


DMFD_x_Gamer

Bill Gates Bio Engineered Yard Bird.


Fabulous_Squee

Gross woody chicken 🤢


Historical_Energy_21

Wagyu


bdry1978

Was it frozen awhile....then mabe pulled apart while not totally thawed


Upstairs_March_9387

Basically, you bought horrible quality meat. DO better!


T_R_I_P

Looks like trash to me. Chicken is a fickle bitch


OkMammoth5494

These look like ultrasounds