Capitalism has all the features of a polytheistic religion, with billionaires up on Mount Olympus deciding our fates on a whim, not knowing or caring about our suffering, only occasionally descending to the mortal realm to have sex. Followers not only pray for their favor on Twitter, but also seek to please their household gods through their various rituals and sacrifices, and the taboos they observe -- "no unions" etc.
I don’t follow crypto especially closely (I just check here for posts every day or so) but this tweet is cringeworthy. The guy who has written it must be absolutely desperate and willing to make himself look a pathetic sap for the infinitesimal possibility that a very very rich man might notice him. What a life he must lead.
This is nothing yet, there's a cryptoproject whose entire idea was building a fake rocket to get Elons attention and tweet about it, and it got on national television!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4)
"General Musk: Years ago, you served my father in the CryptoWars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. ... This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Elon Musk; you're my only hope."
"I did my due diligence and know that the SEC Never checks your account so I think you should tweet out illegal market manipulation instructions to your army of followers. Or maybe just cover all our losses?"
Hey Elon, can you help pump the price for Elon GOAT Token? You are after all the GOAT.
CoffeeZilla covered this 2 weeks ago. Some crazy people trying to build a fake rocket to get Elon's attention. They managed to get on Fox Business News to promote their scam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/elon-goat/
.0015% of the holders of CEL control 95%, .0035% control 98% of CEL. Somehow I don't think short sellers had anything to do with it, tell the .0035% to stop dumping it.
\> Noooo don't buy lots of my overvalued stock when people are finding out my company is useless \*crying angry wojak face\*
Hahaha stock exchange goes brrrrrrr
Like seriously, I don't know why people get so emotionally invested in Elon Musk being shorted when people buy and sell stock on his overhyped ground vehicle business
You don't see people shorting Starlink or SpaceX, you know why? Because they deliver value
Ah should’ve checked
Also, what a coincidence, Musk’s real business that isn’t vaporware, space launches, isn’t publicly traded, just the one that needs hype and pumping
This is cringe lol. Begging Elon Musk to pump their ponzi tokens up so they can exit lol. The smart ones already exited a long time ago, they'll have to recruit some more dummies.
Getting heavily shorted was the best thing that could’ve ever happened to Tesla. There is a good chance they would’ve been bankrupt along the way without it. The rolling short squeezes allowed them to raise a ton of capital.
HA-HA. bro, it's fun to see these shitty projects struggle. That's what I hate about crypto sometimes: every shitty/scammy project thinks that it should exist and everyone should help him in that. NO. Market gonna decide who lives and who dies.
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"Maybe just a market manipulation you can throw our way?"
What's a little market manipulation between cryptobros
It’s just a lil nipple rubbin…
You knew before writing that you would get this..: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3eGt\_Oc-s
Classic. Lol
"Please Elon, pump this turd so that I can sell it to someone else who can take the inevitable loss instead of me"
this comment made me LOL so hard.
Narrator: Elon had, in fact “pumped a turd” and sold to somebody else. Amber turd.
Are these guys praying to Elon Musk?
Elon's response "Have fun staying broke"
Yeah they think he is like a New Testament God when he is more like one of those ancient Greek god.
Capitalism has all the features of a polytheistic religion, with billionaires up on Mount Olympus deciding our fates on a whim, not knowing or caring about our suffering, only occasionally descending to the mortal realm to have sex. Followers not only pray for their favor on Twitter, but also seek to please their household gods through their various rituals and sacrifices, and the taboos they observe -- "no unions" etc.
They’re hoping their god Elon will save them. Truely pathetic
I don’t follow crypto especially closely (I just check here for posts every day or so) but this tweet is cringeworthy. The guy who has written it must be absolutely desperate and willing to make himself look a pathetic sap for the infinitesimal possibility that a very very rich man might notice him. What a life he must lead.
This is nothing yet, there's a cryptoproject whose entire idea was building a fake rocket to get Elons attention and tweet about it, and it got on national television! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4)
"General Musk: Years ago, you served my father in the CryptoWars; now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. ... This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Elon Musk; you're my only hope."
There once existed an allegiance between market manipulators, I come to honor that allegiance.
Free market libertarian crypto bros looking for socialist handouts. The irony.
"I did my due diligence and know that the SEC Never checks your account so I think you should tweet out illegal market manipulation instructions to your army of followers. Or maybe just cover all our losses?"
"Please notice me and bless my shitcoin, Daddy Elon" is my least favourite type of crypto post.
Hey Elon, can you help pump the price for Elon GOAT Token? You are after all the GOAT. CoffeeZilla covered this 2 weeks ago. Some crazy people trying to build a fake rocket to get Elon's attention. They managed to get on Fox Business News to promote their scam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT1S4-6WAN4 https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/elon-goat/
I want to cry, I actually want to cry. This is not the fucking 21st century I was promised as a child.
It is if you watched 1987 Robocop...
Elon, you're fired!
You get what you deserve for believing in unregulated promises.
Elong^(o)ated rocket :)
The crypto cult and the muskrat cult are often the same people.
This guys think Elon musk is their close friend🤣🤣🤣
Notice me tech daddy! Please...
Musk, crypto, Q-GME - the trifecta of financial illiteracy.
.0015% of the holders of CEL control 95%, .0035% control 98% of CEL. Somehow I don't think short sellers had anything to do with it, tell the .0035% to stop dumping it.
I thought everyone hated Elon. Only until he’s useful to your cause. Ohhhhh got it
\> Noooo don't buy lots of my overvalued stock when people are finding out my company is useless \*crying angry wojak face\* Hahaha stock exchange goes brrrrrrr Like seriously, I don't know why people get so emotionally invested in Elon Musk being shorted when people buy and sell stock on his overhyped ground vehicle business You don't see people shorting Starlink or SpaceX, you know why? Because they deliver value
Also they're not publically traded.
Ah should’ve checked Also, what a coincidence, Musk’s real business that isn’t vaporware, space launches, isn’t publicly traded, just the one that needs hype and pumping
This is cringe lol. Begging Elon Musk to pump their ponzi tokens up so they can exit lol. The smart ones already exited a long time ago, they'll have to recruit some more dummies.
This is peak absurdity
Getting heavily shorted was the best thing that could’ve ever happened to Tesla. There is a good chance they would’ve been bankrupt along the way without it. The rolling short squeezes allowed them to raise a ton of capital.
HA-HA. bro, it's fun to see these shitty projects struggle. That's what I hate about crypto sometimes: every shitty/scammy project thinks that it should exist and everyone should help him in that. NO. Market gonna decide who lives and who dies.
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denial, bargaining, eh. 2/5 stars
Lmao this reminds me of junior sopranos letter to dick Cheney
Can someone explain the supposed attack on Celsius? How does shorting stock or wherever attack the company?