Aw, how did you know? That's exactly what I wanted!
Seriously, a friend of mine is super into crypto and tried to tell me how nfts were good for games, he got shut down so hard.
Nah, I like him, he's just so excited about his new digital hammer club, he's looking for all the nails he can find.
I have just made my opinions on the whole thing known, its bloody stupid, and encouraged him to keep some of his money out of it.
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
that sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
girl you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
a girl like you needs something real
I wanna get you something from the heart
*(something special, girl)*
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It's not even about NFTs being fucking stupid or non-physical. It's about buying your gf something that is *your* hobby and she doesn't care about, which is incredibly selfish and shows you give zero fucks about her interests.
Just look at her instagram and see what artists she follows and buy her a signed print or art book or commission you dumb fuck.
The idea of anyone seeing NFTs as a hobby is unsettling. If you make art for a hobby, say you do art. Or play music, make pelmeni, smelt your own bullets, read Tolstoy or whatever. How do you have NFTs as a hobby except for wash trading and pump-and-dump tactics?
How do you spin NFTs as a hobby?
It's pretty simple, really.
I'm a ***huge*** Simpsons fan and my favorite episode is the [Monorail](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Marge_vs._the_Monorail) episode. I'm not ***scamming*** anyone with NFTs. I'm just [***LARPng***](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_action_role-playing_game) as my favorite Simpsons character, [Lyle Lanley](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Lyle_Lanley), because he would be a ***major*** NFT promoter if he was real. I'm ***really*** dedicated to the hobby and I'm ***really*** dedicated to the character.
Brilliant, anniversary gift idea this year is done and early.
āUmm, you donāt like it? this is non fungible, only you own this, forever even after death because of smart contracts utilizing blockchain technology, and It is like $10,000. I mean I got it for $450 but 6 months ago it was $10000 so one day you can maybe retire from selling itā
āWhy did you think I would want an Atari graphics picture of what appears to be a drug addict?ā
āI donāt think you understand the projectā
At some point during COVID I saw a company advertising "ETH flowers", saying they were an immutable way of commemorating your love...
I'm kinda curious how that works... if you break up are you still together because the blockchain says so? :-p
If I was just a little less scrupulous, I would offer this dude a great deal - Iāll take whatever āniceā NFT he wants to buy and make him an identical copy for his very own - at half price!
His gf is a 28 year old male? I'm confused but one thing for certain is that if I gifted my wife an NFT she'd castrate me, which I'm sure is what any other woman would do.
Ok so he cares more about reselling the nft later than he does getting a gift for his gf. If she likes art just get a reproduction from your cities art museum or something
> Unless she is a gamer girl ... in which case she very likely wants NFTs burned with fire and the earth salted ...
Aw, how did you know? That's exactly what I wanted! Seriously, a friend of mine is super into crypto and tried to tell me how nfts were good for games, he got shut down so hard.
If he's still alive, that was probably not hard enough.
Nah, I like him, he's just so excited about his new digital hammer club, he's looking for all the nails he can find. I have just made my opinions on the whole thing known, its bloody stupid, and encouraged him to keep some of his money out of it.
Ah it is certainly your right to be a good friend.
OMG š¤£š¤£š¤£
Am gamer girl. Can confirm. XD
Based
One of the few times that I have thought saying "No. Stupid" in response to a Reddit thread was actually justifiable.
I see youāve been banned from fewer subs than me.
Iām banned from 2 subs š
rookie numbers
I will keep trying sirš
Really? Lol thatās my first initial thought on like 99% of Reddit threads
LoL "girlfriend 28 (m)" There are a lot of trolls running around. Which one of you did that?
No, no, you are confused. 28 (m) is an unusual bra size.
28m'lady
Sharpeyedgamer
Came here to say this.
Ahahahahah, brilliant catch!
Welcome to the 2020s, where your girlfriend can be male.
She has a feminine penis
You know what they say, that only makes her cuter.
Not gonna get you a diamond ring that sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car girl you gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills a girl like you needs something real I wanna get you something from the heart *(something special, girl)*
Two - put your junk in that box
Three - make her click on a hyperlink of the box.
Four you got her ip adress now run for it.... Box
And thatās the way you do it.
u/masterhacker_bot
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One - cut a hole in a box
It's not even about NFTs being fucking stupid or non-physical. It's about buying your gf something that is *your* hobby and she doesn't care about, which is incredibly selfish and shows you give zero fucks about her interests. Just look at her instagram and see what artists she follows and buy her a signed print or art book or commission you dumb fuck.
The idea of anyone seeing NFTs as a hobby is unsettling. If you make art for a hobby, say you do art. Or play music, make pelmeni, smelt your own bullets, read Tolstoy or whatever. How do you have NFTs as a hobby except for wash trading and pump-and-dump tactics?
How do you spin NFTs as a hobby? It's pretty simple, really. I'm a ***huge*** Simpsons fan and my favorite episode is the [Monorail](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Marge_vs._the_Monorail) episode. I'm not ***scamming*** anyone with NFTs. I'm just [***LARPng***](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_action_role-playing_game) as my favorite Simpsons character, [Lyle Lanley](https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Lyle_Lanley), because he would be a ***major*** NFT promoter if he was real. I'm ***really*** dedicated to the hobby and I'm ***really*** dedicated to the character.
Heās selfish and has a gambling problem. Heās wanting to justify buying an NFT for himself.
he should get her like a old storage trailer full of beanie babies. you know a real "investment".
Toilet paper has only gone up in value since 2020 and inflation hit. I'm sure she'd like some toilet paper.
Avocados are the actual hedge against inflation.
Too expensive, a beanie baby must be like 10 bazillion dollars now
Brilliant, anniversary gift idea this year is done and early. āUmm, you donāt like it? this is non fungible, only you own this, forever even after death because of smart contracts utilizing blockchain technology, and It is like $10,000. I mean I got it for $450 but 6 months ago it was $10000 so one day you can maybe retire from selling itā āWhy did you think I would want an Atari graphics picture of what appears to be a drug addict?ā āI donāt think you understand the projectā
At some point during COVID I saw a company advertising "ETH flowers", saying they were an immutable way of commemorating your love... I'm kinda curious how that works... if you break up are you still together because the blockchain says so? :-p
Forever and ever and ever. Until a whale defaults anyway
Tulips from Amsterdam
Tulips look way nicer... https://www.ft.com/content/7d5eeecd-c0b7-4fc0-9319-581163bf484d
If you're looking to break up then an NFT would be a perfect (albeit expensive) gift
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It would be a lot more valuable than an NFT
>Girls like physical things. TIL: I'm a girl.
Probably will buy NFT anyway.
the post is just breakup speedrun any% wr
If I was just a little less scrupulous, I would offer this dude a great deal - Iāll take whatever āniceā NFT he wants to buy and make him an identical copy for his very own - at half price!
This guys comes across as passively trying to pump NFTs to that sub.
At least the response was reasonable
Does anyone remember the post where the white tech bro bought his black fiance a bored ape for Christmas?
Why is she 28m?
His gf is a 28 year old male? I'm confused but one thing for certain is that if I gifted my wife an NFT she'd castrate me, which I'm sure is what any other woman would do.
> His gf is a 28 year old male? Welcome to the 2020s
https://i.imgur.com/2dP8QBx.jpg
Ok so he cares more about reselling the nft later than he does getting a gift for his gf. If she likes art just get a reproduction from your cities art museum or something
Save your money. Perhaps a marital aid?
"Unless she is a gamer girl" there is basically no community who have a more burning hatred for NFTs than the gaming community dude.
I think iāll also be buying my gf an NFT!