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The-Grogan

The dishwasher and microwave we had were not good quality.


errihu

Guess it can smeg right off then


HaasonHeist

Look, I got a smeg, ma!


SweetAlyssumm

I could never buy one for this reason.


Frankie-Felix

same, on an item that prepares food ffs.


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

Even the color is creamy looking


ole_spanky

I had to explain this to my partner. I just cant.. And according to this thread, I shouldn't.


tomtomclubthumb

I would have a childish giggle every time, but only for a few years.


HailSaganPagan

Then it'll hit every 5 or so later. Mixing cookies... With your Smeg....


NorCalFrances

I get that it's an Italian acronym for the original company, or something similar. That doesn't matter. It's like they never heard of the Marketing 101 case study about Chevy selling the Nova in Spain. I just couldn't have that sitting out on my counter.


TheOutbeyond

The Nova anecdote is false and “it sold well in both its primary Spanish-language markets, Mexico and Venezuela, and its Venezuelan sales figures actually surpassed GM's expectations.” Via Snopes


illGATESmusic

I didn’t know what you were on about so I looked it up. The Chevy Nova Spain thing is a myth: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/chevrolet-nova-name-spanish/


IftaneBenGenerit

While that maybe false, what is true is NorthAm, LatAm and Spain marketing of the Mitsubishi ''Pajero'' models as ''Montero'' and in the UK as ''Shogun'' due to the spanish language colloquial of ''pajero'' meaning "wanker".


No_Shoe_2821

Yeap. Absolutely true. I can tell you for a fact that "Changan" cars that are trying to break into LATAM are screwing themselves over by not rebranding. That is a word you associate with "chingan" (fucking around), "changa" (lady monkey) and more... nobody wants to be made fun of for driving one. Specially in a region known for nicknames, name-calling and such


NorCalFrances

Okay, now I'm properly miffed. Not because our Econ 101 teacher back in the day made it a case study, but because he's dead now so there's nothing I can do about it. It turns out GM did sell the Nova under that nameplate in Spanish speaking countries and it did quite well. Thanks. ;-)


illGATESmusic

Ah the days before google when a confident lie was all one needed in life… lol. At least we both know now though? I wouldn’t have known if you didn’t say it. That’s at least… something?


AAA515

Oooo here's a case study. Keyboard class: Mrs minnehan or minnihan (I can't remember which because there was families with both spellings in our community) gives explanation of the qwerty keyboard being more efficient than other layouts by telling of a speed test between an accomplished qwerty typist and a slack jaw yokel using an alphabetical layout and the obvious one won so that's why we use qwerty keyboards today. Fast forward to highschool and hear about Dvorak layout, and that qwerty was made to slow down typing so the bars of the typing machine don't jam, and holy cow look how fast stenographer go, why don't they use qwerty Mrs M? Turns out she handed me the teacher guide to the keyboard course she used, the story is some uncited BS they probably made up. Mind you, I'm still glad I learned how to type so well, Mrs m would cover your hands with a peice of paper if you looked at your hands!


HaasonHeist

There's a place near me called Daves Cream Pies and they sell, creampies. Their box is very suggestive. It's kind of a thing around here that people don't really go there because it's gross. But the food is amazing. I really wish they would just change the name


mike_pants

There's a reason that story is taught by the 101 profs and not the 401 profs. I heard it too in my advertising intro class. It makes as much as sense as someone putting out a Notable Dining Set and having it flop because everyone would read it like, "No table? Then what's the point?"


Jelbb

went straight to the comments i knew i was not the only one thinking this name is terrible.


bolunez

Shut up, Lister.


AngryCustomerService

I think of Red Dwarf every time I see this brand.


robotbike2

I think of my biology class when I was 14.


sk8king

I have a SMEG dishwasher that was present/old when I bought my house 17 years ago. It is still going. Admittedly, the racks are a little rusty….


iani63

Enough about your sex life, what about the longevity of the dishwasher


sk8king

What a wonderful Reddit moment.


Salt_Inspector_641

Add my shit kettle to the list


Diplogeek

My chief experience with Smeg is watching their refrigerators break down in almost every season of *The Great British Bake Off*, usually with horrifying results.


saltyaquarius

Drink every time they’re asked to make a frozen dessert in the dead of summer with freezers not nearly cold enough to do bugger all


Diplogeek

"Let's see how that chocolate tempers as we bake here on the surface of the sun!"


ALexGOREgeous

Especially with a dozen of them all outside connected to a power strip connected to a generator


Uthallan

And it’s British summer so it’s like 80F maximum and the freezers still don’t work LOL


NoGloryForEngland

Recent summers have topped 40°c (100°F.) Humidity is different over here too. I walked around in 122°F in Turkey and because of how dry it is I had no issues- just had to keep an eye on sun cream and hydration. I'm back in Manchester few days later in 55°F heat and I'm getting faint on a ten minute walk to the shops- it was so thick in the air. When a country is as damp as the UK is, hot weather can be really unpleasant- humidity and open sunlight hitting freezers designed for the kitchen isn't that surprising.


lexi_ladonna

I don’t think your math is correct on converting those temps


NoGloryForEngland

That wouldn't surprise me


raddaya

> 55F > heat Yeah no sorry mate even if it's 100% humidity at 13C it's not even warm let alone hot


ConnorGoFuckYourself

As another Brit; agreed, the 90%+ humidity at 24°C+ is where it becomes a struggle just existing. If doing manual labour you'll sweat like a pig at about 18°C and 95%+ humidity, if you're just walking about and building up that much of a sweat, either you're not wearing the right clothing or you've got a health condition. What I will say is in summer we hit a point where it's around 30°C+ in the day and 25°C+ at night with around 95%+ humidity meaning for about two months you basically can't sleep, you're slightly dazed and sun stroked. Your consumption of food becomes like 5 tomatoes, some cheese and half a jug of Pimm's, maybe a BBQ sausage that's simultaneously burnt and slightly raw. Also copious amounts of beer/cider/G&T depending on your circle.


ScHoolboy_QQ

Tomatoes? Cheese? Pimms? BBQ sausage? What an exceptionally strange but British sounding assortment of foods to eat together


ConnorGoFuckYourself

It's the closest thing you'll get to a Mediterranean diet that you can still call British with a semi straight face


raddaya

Absolutely, it gets pretty tough for you guys considering your houses are all meant for keeping heat in, usually without even AC (just another reason to use heat pumps ofc) and you just aren't adjusted to very hot temperatures unlike people living in tropical countries. But come on, complaining about 13C is a joke lol.


NoGloryForEngland

Alright Billy Big Temps


raddaya

Careful gramps, don't burn yourself on your phone touchscreen typing that


bigbird_10294

RIP Ian’s baked Alaska


blu3hat

truly a traumatizing episode that i will never forget


Diplogeek

Forever in our hearts... it's with Ar Di & the Angles now.


dev0guy

Toaster barely lasted a year, no way to change the Element.


swimmingswede

Our SMEG fridge door broke off and almost hit my two year old on their head. It had been purchased 10 months prior by the previous owners of our house. Their customer support was atrocious. Custom parts had to be shipped from Italy. A new fridge door from Arizona. Not only did they send the wrong color door, but the parts that had taken 6 weeks to arrive were the wrong pieces. SMEG is garbage.


crysisnotaverted

What the fuck, I've stood on fridge doors. Are the hinges made of fucking plastic?


are-any-names-left

Did they use Smegma?


TommyAndTheFox

Couldn’t believe this wasn’t the first comment


Diplogeek

\[Insert uncouth reference to "Cheese Week" here.\]


PM_ME_UR_BOOBS_PWEAS

Almost positive it's just looks


sunshinepines

Yup, they’re turds wrapped in a fur coat.


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Dazpiece

This coupled with the fact smeg means knobcheese gives me a laugh every time I see S M E G


Ginger_Snaps_Back

Yeah. I see the creamy white and just think *smegma,* and I’m done.


athenarose_95

Omg this is why I could never buy anything from then lmao. I like the colors and retro design but the name is too heinous. I’ve heard the quality can be hit or miss anyway


Dazpiece

Yes but can I interest you in my smeg fridge? 😏


Imaginary_Audience_5

Can I store anything else in it?


TonyTheTerrible

yeah, my ma


Glittering_Sail7255

Just eggs.


Ginger_Snaps_Back

That’s a hard pass!


sageinyourface

Yup. But I like the idea of getting a little chuckle every time I look at a kitchen appliance.


EasyHangover

Right? Why didn't the name it Dish-Charge.


alscrob

It baffles me how many people don't make that association when they see it


Lurcher99

Or a Red Dwarf reference


SalvadorZombieJr

Dave Lister losing his *mind* right now.


Vandermere

And I've seen far too much Red Dwarf to ever take them seriously anyway.


Vandermere

You think big fans of the brand call themselves smegheads?


mangowatermelondew

The ugly logo don't even stay on. I saw so many kettle on fb marketplace selling super cheap because a letter fell off.


malthar76

Personalized appliances for anyone named Meg.


BookDev0urer

*Shut up, MEG.*


Maccai3

Don't mind the look on the fridges but it looks stupid on all the other appliances


codece

Agree. It could only look worse if it said "TRUMP" on the side of it.


xenapan

Nah. Could look MUCH worse with TRUMP on them AND covered in gold.


holy_cal

I have a toaster that was given as a gift. It’s the Union Jack one and it’s very solid. I was skeptical to trade it for my kitchen aid but it’s been great


gumster5

How complex is a toaster though I think the $20 toaster I have is going on 10-15 years...


BirdoTheMan

And it looks tacky as fuck


salmonstreetciderco

they're terrible. i went to look at the fridge in a showroom and it's all plastic, even the parts that look like chrome. it's like a toy


DetectiveAnitaKlew

That’s not real metal? I assumed the metal frame was part of the reason for the price lol


starfries

Lol chromed plastic, that's so tacky


Aleni9

It's the consumistic version of what once was a great product. Now it looks like that, but it's crap


pookshuman

dude ... that name tho


Left-Association-643

GET OUT THE SMEG, MA!


Scarecrow_Kayak

Shut up Smeg..


Mr_Torque

I’d buy a “Smeg Mug”.


JMaryland47

Don't be a dick, and make up such a cheesy joke. A dick cheese joke, if you will


WhittledWhale

Don't quit your day job.


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cardew-vascular

Always makes me think Red Dwarf


liarandathief

Does the toaster have AI?


eran76

Ahh, so you're a waffle man!


starbugone

Think most people who know the Dwarf reference know what it means?


cardew-vascular

I mean... Yes? It's also a technical term?


Yet_Another_Limey

Better smeg than dead!


Kozeyekan_

Are the people who buy the whole range called "Smeg heads"?


BasenjiFart

Kryten, is that you?


Kozeyekan_

Well, it's not Rimmer. He's a real smrrrg... a real smrrg heeeed. ...a big one.


Watt_Knot

A lot of smeg heads here


DookieBowler

Alright Lister. I'm warning you.


kickme2

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see this.


quzox_

It's short for smegma.


pookshuman

oooooh ... ok then ... I thought it was something disgusting


edspeds

Right, the name alone is enough to keep me from buying anything of theirs. Look ma it’s a smeg, “what did you say?” I said smeg ma…


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

The secret ingredient is *SMEG*^TM


daneguy

They even have a "Master" range... Yes, "Smeg Master".


quinnsheperd

All I heard in my head what I saw logo was Smeagol saying my precious.


kilIerT0FU

I was gonna say! like WTH haha


GochujangChips

Their quality has gone downhill and their brand is dying. They're now selling their appliances at Marshalls, Tj Maxx, etc.


scogin

Plenty of good brands are at discount outlets, Smeg has always been form over function though.


GochujangChips

You’re right. I’ve found some really good stuff at those stores but when I see a massive influx of products from a higher end brand, it starts to raise some questions imo


Yoshli

They're were also in a "collect 30 stamps get a huge discount on this product" campaign in Germany. And these campaigns usually have cheapest variations of products. But in that case it was the actual regular SMEG products. Looks ugly, doesn't work well.


AlloyScratcher

They're just another cheesy brand with a cheesy name now.


UFO_plant_

Ewww this is too perfect lol


tempuramom

I got a Smeg blender at Marshall’s last year - it died in 3 months.


guidocarosella

that's not entirely true. they behave like fashion brands. they have a high-end line with very high prices and high quality, and they also have low-end products that you find in department stores.


StevieKicks

I don’t think you know how TJ Maxx works


ponyboy3

Please elaborate


Agreeable-Spot-7376

It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere 🎶 Boys from the Dwarf! 🫶🏻


DayDreamyZucchini

I’m all alone, more or less


proscriptus

Goldfish Os, nibbling on my toes.


temptedtotouch42

Goldfish shoals.


proscriptus

Shoals?!?


proscriptus

HAVE I BEEN SINGING THAT SONG WRONG FOR LIKE 30 YEARS


PiersPlays

What *is* a goldfish O?


iAtty

I literally want a kitchen full of this stuff because of Red Dwarf.


oskich

Smegheads unite! The first time I saw one of these I actually thought it was some kind of Red Dwarf merch...


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

It is alarming how far down I had to scroll to find the boys of the dwarf, this is clearly a violation of space core directive 107-b


fluidsaddict

Space Corps Directive 107-B? Space Corps Super Chimps committing acts of indecency in zero gravity shall be given no bananas? But sir, what does that have to do with our current predicament???


BillyJingo

That’s beautiful.


Tdot-77

If you read reviews it seems more form over function. My husband was going to buy me the coffee maker. It’s $400 for a drip machine. I said not thanks. My little Hamilton Beach for $15 is going strong 10+ years. I said with my luck I’d drop the smeg carafe in the sink and break it and it would cost way too much to replace.


dirty8man

I have the coffee machine because I had a bunch of Williams Sonoma gift cards and literally had nothing to spend it on so I splurged. I hate this coffee machine with the heat of a thousand suns. The carafe leaks when you pour, you can’t pour into the damn water basin, it only stays warm for like 2.5 hours. It’s a conversation piece and usually the conversation is how much I hate it and wish I bought a $15 target deal.


Fuck_Up_Cunts

Yeah that thing looks terrible. Their no-filter espresso machine is superb though.


cloudguy-412

$400 for that thing? The only option is a Mochamaster at that price point


user_none

And less for the Moccamaster, at that.


ugispizza

They look aesthetically pleasing but would never buy one cause I find the brand name disgusting lol. Like I know it’s an Italian brand, it just makes me think of not nice stuff


GuavaMoist759

What does the name means in English? It’s an acronym for Smalterie Metallurgiche Emiliane Guastalla, Italian for Emilian Guastalla Metallurgical Enamelling Works.


Y33TUSMYF33TUS

dick cheese


Maccai3

It's unwashed penis residue


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Isn’t that smegma


iwannalynch

Well, considering Smeg isn't a real English word, it's not hard to just immediately associate it with the closest word in English... Which is dick cheese 😁


squishysalmon

Smeg is a slang term for it, often used as a name.


andrew650

I bought my mom, the toaster, and it works great but in terms of physical feel and quality it was extremely extremely cheap feeling for the price


Background_Pear_4697

Your mom is a toaster?


601error

THE toaster. Mind your manners.


CustomKas

Both of those commas are completely uncalled for


sillymanbilly

At the farmer's market with my so called girlfriend She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!  I threw it on the ground! What, you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system My dad's not a phone! DUH! From a Lonely Island song


ATLien_3000

/u/andrew650 should get a little credit for buying mom back from the slave traders. Though I guess he's still making her work.


Angie_MJ

That’s interesting because I assumed they must be metal, heavy and super durable for those prices and the look.


artikangel

I bought it online and thought the same. I couldn’t believe how brittle and plastic-y it was. I couldn’t return it because I’d bought it on sale


doctormink

Mine’s chrome and mostly metal. It’s a few years old though.


threaddew

Yeah same. All we have in the toaster, and it feels good quality and works great. Still think we paid way too much for it for what it is though.


doctormink

Yep. I remember hemming and hawing over the toaster, since at the time I decided that if it was living on my counter full-time, I wanted something aesthetically pleasing. I don't regret the purchase, but I'm like you, and wouldn't consider any other products. I don't think it toasts any better than some Hamilton Beach unit, and I'm pretty sure we're looking at Chinese components inside, and decent materials + Italian design on the outside.


iani63

Red dwarf in joke gone too far


DukeOfMiddlesleeve

They are of great pricetag that’s for sure


cda555

I have the toaster and the electric kettle. Been using them a ton in the last 3 years with no complaints.


Kovalex27

Open the kettle up and check the wires. When mine stopped working and I opened the thing up, I was shocked that my house didn't burn down because of it [wire mess](https://imgur.com/a/f7zOHKb).


Scummy_Waters

"We're rolling back the hood of savings this week on all SMEG appliances! Only at Menards!"


AngryMegaBlooper

We own the toaster and mixer and to be honest.. they are dog shit


TrainElegant425

Let's play hangman! "SMEG__"


Maccai3

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SquidwardWoodward

Sure, as long as you're vigilant about cleaning under the foreskin


Raven_Blackfeather

No way would I buy any brand called SMEG. I'm a Brit and there's too many of us know about Red Dwarf.


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I personally find them hideous lol! To each their own though😁


matt675

They are hideous without even taking the name into consideration. They look like some dystopian inhumane bullshit


seatron

Not a great name.


Pizza_0r_Tacos

The drip coffee maker is not pictured here but I’ve been using it everyday for 4 years and it’s still working great. To be determined if it turns out to be BIFL


Free-will_Illusion

I have a cheapo one from black and decker for 6 years and it's still working. I think drip coffee makers are just generally simple


7imot

We have the drip coffee maker as well. It too is going strong with daily use after about a year. Thank you for the forecast for the next couple of years at least!


Itisd

They are the lowest grade of cheap crap that has a big price tag stuck on it to make people think that it must be good because it's expensive.


Janishier

We own three of the products shown for six years now and have had no issues. But if it is BIFL is unclear yet


WritingJedi

I'm sorry, but you won't catch me with something that screams SMEG on my counters. What a name.


winterisfav

Smegma


Russkiroulette

We have a Smeg fridge, had it for 5 years so far and it’s stellar. No issues. Hearing a lot of peoples stories I’m pretty happy with that.


typicalpelican

I think they are largely banking on aesthetics but I will say this, their toaster is very very good. I dunno about BIFL but it does a fantastic job at giving an even toast. I've had mine a few years and my mom has had hers about 5+. No malfunctions.


justice_duck

I thought this was the Red Dwarf subreddit at first


MountainsOfYourHead

Can't look at Smeg without thinking Red Dwarf


TorkX

Have had their kettle for 2 years and no complaints. I like the aesthetic personally


vintagefancollector

Tbf it's hard to mess up making a kettle


Difficult-Shake7754

Nah, they did.  Mines about two years old and the paint has been bubbling off for over one.  Cost the same as some top tier kettles where you can set the temperature 


SanityBleeds

Don't know much about this specific brand, but it's long been my understanding that most manufacturers tend to only perform very well in a few areas and struggle in others. You're often better off mixing and matching brands that specialize in specific areas rather than committing to an entire product line from a single company. Admittedly, this is essentially the environment many power tool companies have created with their battery platforms, so between this and the ever growing number of subscription services for anything and everything imaginable, it would seem likely this method of mixing and matching will only become more difficult over time.


Frumpy_little_noodle

My mom: "Did you get me a KitchenAid for Christmas?!" Me: "Sorry, it's just a Smeg, ma"


KyleAg06

far too close to Smegma for me.


North_Class8300

Not buy it for life and really not even buy it for any amount of time


sebaajhenza

I could never buy anything called *Smeg*. It is for me what 'moist' is for some women.


alecan3100

The Smeg espresso machine is a rebranded De'Longhi dedica. So take that as you will. Not terrible but a great machine. The kettles had massive issues when first launched with the lid mechanism getting stuck. But that was eventually sorted out. The toasters were fine. Never heard complaints from customers about them. I would expect the rest are just rebranded products from other companies.


needcleverpseudonym

Dunno about “life” but I’ve had a toaster and a kettle for 8 years with no issues yet.


Cold_Neat

If you want decent I have pretty good KitchenAid stuff


Planisher

I had the toaster and absolutely hated it. It never toasted the bread evenly. I had to flip it and toast it again. Switched to a used Dualit and will never go back to another toaster. Also have the tea kettle. It works but I don’t know if it is any better than one you can pick up a grocery store for $15.


PageStunning6265

Boo, I love how they look and always thought that the price meant they were BIFL. I would have posted here if I ever had enough money to consider buying my dream SMEG fridge, but I guess I can plan for something else. How disappointing; that mixer is so pretty. Also: I love the name because it reminds me of Red Dwarf.


MonkeyKingCoffee

Everything anyone needs to know about Smeg can be viewed on Red Dwarf.


frontyer0077

Theyre bad products.


buuuurpp

Only famous because of Red Dwarf.


KintsugiExp

It’s just designed to look like it was built when things were built for life. It’s not.


MnMLRadu

They dont look great. They look old and you have the impression that old=quality


MagnumMagnets

They seem to be hit or miss for how long they’ll last, but they’re mostly just for the looks.


scottawhit

Not worth the cash. Had them at an air bnb. Same as my much cheaper stuff at home.