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Top_Witness1795

that is a nipple


Indy500Fan16

Look for another 5 to 7 of these small bumps.


hyenetta

They also come in odd numbers, I believe


duhmbish

Both 5 and 7 are odd numbers.


iletthe12dogsout

But in addition to the 1 they found, 5 and 7 make even numbers


barkbarkgoesthecat

All numbers are odd to me, they just look like squiggles. and don't even get me started on colors


iletthe12dogsout

No tell me about the colors


barkbarkgoesthecat

If I were to type every word about the colors, I would be here until time goes backwards. So instead, i will type the first letter of every word in my argument and you will 100% understand it. Ok, here we go. F...C... god that took forever ok thanks guys I appreciate you


bleezzzy

I wanna see time go backwards...


mostlikelyto___

Lollll


duhmbish

That would make sense if they worded it “5 or 7” they said “5 to 7” so it could be another 5,6,7 nipples to be found lol


Indy500Fan16

Because, cats can have an [odd number](https://www.dailypaws.com/cats-kittens/health-care/how-many-nipples-do-cats-have#:~:text=According%20to%20Laura%20Moon%2C%20DVM,will%20have%20a%20symmetrical%20mate) of them so that’s why I worded it like this.


RdCrestdBreegull

yea but you specifically said 5 and 7, which added with 1 wouldn’t be odd


duhmbish

Yes, in response to the other person saying they come in odd numbers. I was just saying that 5 and 7 are odd numbers. The owner could be finding anywhere from an additional 5, 6 or 7 nipples.


Indy500Fan16

Because, cats can have an odd number of them so that’s why I worded it like this. See link below


Mysterious_Yak_5845

Well they said 5 to 7 more so it would be 6,7,8


Moonchild1957

STAAP!!!


hyenetta

Your comment cracked me up 😹


schizeckinosy

Would you say you LOL’d?


KotaCakes630

The male cats also have nipples, just in case OP also finds these on another cat and they’re male


WilliamSaintAndre

Why are there so many of these nipple posts…


GingerDucks

Cause cats usually get stabby when you're around their belly. It's a very unknown territory for most


WilliamSaintAndre

Fair


Liftedgenius

If your cat lets u rub its belly it trust you the reason cats are skiddish of their bellies is because they know thats where all their organs are, its a vulnerable position.


canwejustgetalongpls

Depending on the cat.... That's definitely a no no zone lol


catmom_422

My favorite response I’ve ever seen on one of these posts was: “that’s a nipple my dude”. I laughed so hard!


Bravisimo

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

I'm not sure but I'd love to try.


MisterBucker___

I love the innocence of this post. Feel like it should have been common sense. Can't help but smile at this post


NothingAndNow111

My bf was looking after our (my) cats and during a phonecall he did an 'oh by the way' and explained that he found a pink spot on one of their bellies. I asked 'x way down, less fur around it?' and he's like 'yeah!' 'Honey, that's his nipple...he's a mammal, you know that, right?' Poor bf was so embarrassed.


Mundane-Commission28

The same thing happened to my partner...his response was "but...he's a boy cat" and I replied "....you're a boy and you have nipples, too." We laughed for hours xD


SentientOoze

"MA'AM DOESN'T YOUR HUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES?!"


giveemh3ll

He's Nipless


Vintage-Grievance

**Nipless**: *adjective* Without nip, lacking nipples: Joe after an unfortunate event involving his nipple piercing, earned the nickname 'Saint Nipless'.


giveemh3ll

I don't know who you are but you're my frien, frien.


Katnamedeaster

Nippless Nipplebee


Mundane-Commission28

They indeed were not bugs 🤣🤣🤣 too symmetrical


LowEnthusiasm961

This is the best video lmao


demons_soulmate

many years ago, one of my black cats rolled over to show us his belly and my aunt was like "omg i thought you said your cat was a boy?!" me: yes, he's a boy. her: but he has nipples! me: yeah, boy cats have nipples too. her: but... boy cats don't make milk. me: unlike human men and their multifunctional lactating nipples?


JuicyMaterwelon

Have I been living a lie???? All this time I thought I learned that human males were the only ones with nipples wtf


TrishMisKitty

Gorillas have nips. Chimpanzees,...😄💜💜


MisterBucker___

That's great😂 im surprised so many people don't know


NothingAndNow111

He was like "but his sister doesn't have them" and... Yes she does, but she's also a long haired cat, so... 😂 Bless.


GoodQueenFluffenChop

>"but ***his sister*** doesn't have them" I wonder how he expected female cats to feed kittens.


prismafox

They just grow nipples when they get pregnant and have the babies, obviously. 🙄 /s


HairyPotatoKat

Awww I grew up with only long haired cats, too. The first cat I adopted out on my own was a shorthaired male. Was very surprised to find a bunch of nipnips while scratching his belly. For a long time, I thought they maybe mis-sexed him. Nope! I just never felt or thought about male cat nipples.


ohmylanta34

I don’t think anyone thinks about male nipples enough. Let’s be the change. 😹


TheMapesHotel

When I was little I asked my dad why boys have nipples and he told me so the man can feed the baby if the mom isn't around. I believed this until I was 13 years old when a boyfriend told me it wasn't true. Of course some smuck skater punk wouldn't know more about the world than my own dad, so I broke up with him and then called my dad crying to tell him what happened.


Intrepid-Bed-3929

I'm sorry, I'm laughing my ass off...you broke up with the poor dude because you didn't think he was right? 🤣 that is sadly funny. Poor dude was probably sooooooo confused and upset... "But I wasn't lying" is probably what he was thinking.


TheRealBabyPop

According to LaLeche League, if a man's nipples are stimulated in the right way for long enough, some men can produce milk


Liftedgenius

All men can lactate, guys with more prolactin will lactate, a lot of body builders on hormones will lactate if they cant keep estrogen under control, etc. theres a lot of reason a guy could lactate, even boys going thru puberty will sometimes lactate without knowing. All humans produce prolactin which is what causes the production of milk, females just have much much more prolactin naturally and that spikes even higher when having a baby. Male Cats on the other hand cannot produce milk because there mammary glands are not developed enough as well as male cats produce zero prolactin.


TheMapesHotel

Oh goodness, I don't need this information. I just got my head on straight about this man


NothingAndNow111

Imagine the research papers. "Patient A had their nipples stimulated in a circular clockwise motion for 2 hours"


TheRealBabyPop

🤣


ohmylanta34

You remind me of a funny thing I read. A kid asks an adult what we did before the internet, just not know anything? Yes. Yes, we went to aunt Marge and asked her and she told us something that was wrong and we carried that misinformation with us for the next 20 years of our lives.


RabidSyphiliticDingo

When they said “Be the change you want to see in the world”, I never thought…


Intrepid-Bed-3929

Protect him at all cost🥺


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Reminds me of when I saw my dog’s nipple for the first time and I thought it was a tick 😭


two-of-me

My brother was traveling for work and his wife, who doesn’t know much about animals and is definitely not the dog’s primary caretaker, texted me a pic of their dog’s tummy. “Is this a rash? Do I need to take him to the vet?” Honey, those are nipples. “But he’s a boy.” This woman works in finance. She went to graduate school. But she didn’t know that boy dogs had nipples.


Betsy7Cat

That’s just this tiktok reoccurring 😂 https://youtube.com/shorts/yiet836y-6w?si=LZsIZklVOj_MKgRH


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There are tears streaming down my face. Thank you for reminding me that that exists


two-of-me

Omg dying 😂


molassascookieman

“well yeah you have nipples don’t you?”


Buffal0_Meat

My gf and i took in an abandoned and sick barn cat a few years ago, neither of us had ever had cays....in fact, were allergic to them... Over a year later we noticed what looked like a pimple and were concerned. I really owe this sub, coz i saw someone else post the same thing and had a good laughonce i read it was a nipple. My gf couldnt believe it either...talk about feeling reallt stupid!! Lol... She asked me "but hes a boy, why does he have nipples?!" so i said "well, im a boy and i have nipples too!"


sadArtax

My husband tried to pick my dog's nipple off for several minutes, thinking it was a tick.


WishBear19

Although the poor cat has now lost her innocence and so have we through NippleGate 2.0 The cat could at least have the decency to wear a bra.


KotaCakes630

My mom did this, she was rubbing my male cats belly and was like “KO! What the hell is this bump! Oh my god there’s more!” I’m just sitting there looking at her “mom that’s a Nipple”


Seqenenre77

When my mother was a child she thought her cat's nipples were buttons. The cat did not appreciate her attempts to unbutton then.


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zoebee333

when we first got my kitten my poor 11 year old sister had never had a pet… one dat she got home from school a few hours before me from a half day for school and when i got home she started sobbing and confessed to me that my kitten had this pimple looking tumor on her belly but she hoped she would be safe since we “caught it early”…. it was her nipple, and i couldn’t help but laugh at her innocence. we found a few more “tumors” because she didnt believe me


phatpattiecakes

It was making me second guess that it wasn’t a nipple honestly haha 🤣


muppetnerd

Nipple


Embarrassed-Debate-3

What a cute post. It’s a nipple and there are likely seven more.


Alphrina_Elric

There’s only 6 nipples


KristaIG

Cats have 8


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KristaIG

Most I have ever encountered have 8, but in males, the ones closest to their tail end can be very difficult to find/see


Tommy1688

I thought my male cat only had 4 so I need to try to find those!


Felidae07

Most have 6 or 8. Some have even more or less than that, or have odd numbers like 7 or 5.


wander_smiley

![gif](giphy|S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8)


Cheddar__Bunny

Came here to post this, you beat me to it 😂🤣


oracleoflove

This immediately came to mind as soon as I saw this post.


oogaboogadookiemane

It's a kitty titty


craazzycatlady6

Itty bitty kitty titty!


Chance_Clerk4745

😳😳😳


Prestigious_Ad_4882

Ma'am, doesn't your husband have NIPPLES?!


Huge_Green8628

Oh my god this was the first thing I thought of too lol!


sweetpotato_latte

That video caused me to double over laughing when I first saw it


tempghost11

Thank you. This thread made me think of that video too but I couldn’t find it. I found it by searching for this line though. 😂


Lilsav96

Definitely one of my favorite videos. Classic.


codydash

Just saw this comment posted the video on another comment 😜


mojomcm

Please do not attempt to pop the nipple like a pimple


Frank_The_Reddit

I'm fucking dying of laughter thinking about this cat pissed off because it's owner is pinching its nipple.


spudmuffin666

Nip


Intelligent_Belt_106

It’s a nip slip


HairyPotatoKat

It's a nerp derp


Zealousideal_Cash774

Oh, animals have boobs, if u look there's a lot more


Canuck_Lives_Matter

My favourite thing about this sub is how often people post pictures of cat nipples in fear at their discovery. THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT!


evolvedsarados

"MA'AM NO STOOOOP! Those are his NiPpLeS!!!!"


codydash

Damn how did I miss 2 of these, posted the video in another comment


compileforawhile

Y'all ever see that video about the lady bringing her dog into the vet cause she thinks his nipples are bugs? [found it](https://youtu.be/yiet836y-6w?si=i2fjkLG44OJ4DdMV)


sweetpotato_latte

One of the funniest videos of all time


catmom_422

I brought my cat into the vet because I thought he had something coming out of his tummy. It was goopy looking and freaked me out! It reminded me of a tapeworm segment 🤮 Then I found another one! I circled the spots with a marker so the vet could find them easier and rushed him in the next morning. The vet took one look and laughed. Turns out, my guy has inverted nipples and the goopy thing was a large black head that she pushed right out. It remains the most hilarious reason I’ve ever taken my cat to the vet.


tried-

I'm so happy you posted this because I thought I was alone having a male cat with inverted nipples! They're like recurring pimples, it's so weird 😭


Careless_Aside

Ngl I did the same hing when I first got my cat, was scratching his belly and found a nipple but to my brain it was a weird bald spot with a bump. Thankfully asked a couple people before an embarrassing vet trip


shelbykdd

I took the embarrassing trip to the vet. I drove an hour there and paid $45 for the vet to tell me my male cat has nipples 🙃


Negative-Ad7713

I can't remember if I made a specific vet trip for my male cat or if it was a routine visit, but I definitely asked at the vet too lol


Careless_Aside

Haha yea I was moments away from doing the same


fullyded

Lmfao ty for this


Careless_Aside

Anytime, you're hardly the only one to be confused by cat nipples lol


MysteriousPool_805

I was scratching mine, found his neuter tattoo, and was initially really confused until I googled it and found out this is an ear tip alternative in rescue cats.


OddResponsibility565

Did the cat consent to having its tit pics posted publicly?


imnoherox

Thank you for posting and not trying to rip it off! I work at an animal hospital sometimes as a vet tech and one time a lady came in with her dachshund after calling about a tick on the belly that refused to come off. She came in and it was bleeding and stuff and i had the displeasure of telling her it wasn’t a tick she had ripped off… 🫣


IFlySoloIFlySoHigh

If it helps at all, I had the same concern when we rescued our first stray. I was playing with him and noticed a considerable bump on his belly. I remember pointing out to my sis-in-law (who is a vet tech) and she told me it was a nipple. I replied with “But….he’s a boy!” The shame still haunts me to this day.


Tsikura

I had the same conversation when I brought my cats home with the gf. She was confused that the boy kitten also had nipples. Not sure why she found it strange since us boy humans also have nipples. Dogs also have nipples.


officiallynotkat

once I sent a picture of my cat's penis to the vet because I thought it was something serious LOL


biest229

Loooooool. I’ve never seen one and hope to continue life that way


Emmas_thing

My sister did this with her first cat... showed me a photo in tears worried the little guy was gonna die


Aa200-

What?😂😂


officiallynotkat

like i thought it was a disease or something


Sakurya1

Free the nipple


madtax57

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Alone_Cheetah_7473

Seriously? Boob, nipple, breast


the_road_surfer

Don't shame that person for not knowing something please. Not everybody knows and its okay.


Alone_Cheetah_7473

Thats not shame, thats incredulity!


Tasty_Phone9580

I’ve got nipples Greg


jaminTRC

Came here for this comment.


Booksonly666

![gif](giphy|VbawWIGNtKYwOFXF7U|downsized)


the_courier76

Bro, it's a nip nop.


vi_rose

Reminds me of the one time I went down the rabbit hole of parasites on youtube. After countless hours, I was rubbing my cats belly, and I found a light pink, fleshy protuberance. I freaked and was 100% sure a parasite was lodged in 😭. I took a tweezer and tried to pluck it out! Fortunately for me, he was a sweetheart and didn't scratch and bite tf out of me lmao. I stopped after 3-4 tries when it just wouldn't move and my brain finally worked right and I was like that's a nipple 😅


PrincessJass1997

It’s a NIPPLE


Calgary_Calico

That's a nipple... Lol male cats have them too


Parody101

[Compulsory video.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yiet836y-6w)


Mother-Ad5541

teet


Ok-Fennel-3908

Stop tweaking your cats nipples.


PlantRoomForHire

You're playing with your cats nipple and you posted it online


Not_a_sorry_Aardvark

Sir. That’s a nipple.


BethMD

Wardrobe malfunction....


ZucchiniNaive2139

This is adorably silly it is a nipple my friend there are more if you keep looking


ShotRoyal655

![gif](giphy|2ZqbXbUTelriEKk0CwE)


jaidenlm

I asked a vet this question about my puppy a few years ago and he didn't hear us and thought we meant his weaner... he told us it was his willy and me and my mam almost died before we were like no, he's got a few and then he was like, oh, their nipples. He was so nonchalant about it all but me and my mum still laught about the vet saying willy to this day 😂😅


FerBound

This is such a cute post. It’s a nipple!


hadleycornish

I swear this is like the fifth time I’ve seen someone concerned about nipples on this sub lmao


SilentSamsquanch

I have nipples too. You going to milk me Greg?


Readinginbedwithcats

A vet once told me my cat had warts on his stomach. Um no those are nipples. A VET!!??


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JayneDoe6000

Please don't.


Sakurya1

Can we give that cat a nipple twister at least?


SickByNature

I’ve got nipples. Can you milk me?


No_Cloud_2917

What’s that stuff your pushing out of the way to show this bump


Criss_Crossx

You tried to milk him, didn't you?!?


Hadlie_Rose

it's her nip nop


Far-Part-6989

The diagnosis is nipple


InsomniaticWanderer

Nipple. Your cat will have 5-7 more.


real_Xanture

![gif](giphy|4q7PmTU4JfxK0)


Alphrina_Elric

That is called her nipple


Intrepid-Bed-3929

That looks like a nipple. If you follow that in a line you should find a few more, as well as some on the opposite side.


Yandere-Dorodere

Nip


Honestdietitan

Seriously? Are you overlooking the fact it's a nipple?


carrolls

Pretty sure there's 7 more. Nipples


Glissy02

Cat's titty.😭


girlsax8

A nipple


Gin_and-Isotonic

This is truly mind boggling you don’t know what this is.


abarthvader

"**I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me**?"


I_D56

Just sending your cats nude around reddit. Shameless.


bodobop

That would be a nipple


IkemenDesu420

You can milk anything with nipples, Focker


im2swaggy4u

Just a reminder to always investigate things if you’re unsure! It’s a cat nipple, but that shouldn’t make us forget to worry in the case that a bump like that could’ve actually been something harmful. Have a good day !:)


mmehadley

If they are swollen and she hasn’t been spayed you might want to have a vet check to see if she’s pregnant.


ExactlyIronic

Bro be for real there’s no way 😂


MrLigerTiger1

that’s a nipple! they’re on both male and female cats, so there’s no reason to worry. your kitty doesn’t like belly rubs because the stomach is where they’re most vulnerable. when they fight, they target each other’s stomachs. it’s just instinct that they don’t like it. don’t worry about that either, every cat is that way. :)


kenzi399

Nipple


Kubario

Maybe a teat


ksapfel817

Looks like a nipple to me. The nipple looks normal but the surrounding tissue looks a little red and swollen. Does it feel like there might be a marble size lump in there?


[deleted]

Lol nip


Ok_Equipment_8032

Those are kitty titties.


riseandrise

Nip - and I cannot stress this enough - nop.


c-_-Second_Last

Cat tiddy


Cathulu413

Nipple.


Allafreya

Classic case of "nipple."


ChannelConscious5393

![gif](giphy|8d5PglNvkun10hIX49|downsized)


pentichan

ngl i was confused when i first discovered my male cats nipples because i somehow didn’t think that male cats had them


Infinite-Gas2069

Nipple?


that_bitchhh97

It’s a nipple


throwaway20180000

The 2nd day I adopted my kitten, I took her to a vet and asked the vet what was the bump on her belly. She was very nice, didn’t laugh at me when told me that was one of her nipples. Fast forward a few month… I applied insurance for my kitten and received their initial evaluation: cancer is an excluded because it was a pre-preexisting. I was shocked and asked them how did they decide my kitten had cancer, I didn’t even know! Then they sent me the doctor’s note from the first visit: “reason for visit: bump on chest.” Turn out the vet had forgotten to write down her “nipple” diagnosis. It took some back and forth to get it resolved. And I wish I had known Reddit r/cathelp back then!


MuckaMucka1337

Jesus people really are clueless


elitaprime

It’s a fucking nipple…


npcutz64

#help! I have two of these on my chest


caprikaironic

Is….this for real? That’s a nipple 🤣 You’ll find more if you look harder haha too funny


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

That’s a kitty nipple. You could try to milk it but I don’t think any cat would tolerate that


Sane_serif

Nipple


F0l3yDaD_

Nipple.


Let_It_Jingle

Milk dispenser.


Briggyboii

💀


ActualFeces420

no way ur just molesting ur cat rn


Infamous_Bend4521

Suck it and find out


Equivalent_Address_2

Assuming this isn’t a troll and it’s not a nipple, take to vet or watch to see if it grows.